The FuMP

A tribute to all the Flat Earthers, 1st Amendment Auditors, Sovereign Citizens and other "colorful characters" who live and breathe on social media!

Being a step parent requires sacrifice and responsibility... the former of which is never really talked about (at least on sites that don't require age verification). Parody to "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter. Written and Performed: Dino-Mike Wife Voice: Lindsay Smith Step Daughter Voice and Model: Kendra Shepherd Produced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet

I love the riff in "Hazy Shade Of Winter" almost as much as I hate what is happening to our country. So I put em together. Happy MLK Day, everyone! Music: Paul Simon Guitars, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Lyrics: SG, Timothy J Weber, Niamh Bagnell, Eileen Favorite Backing vocals: Timothy J Weber Helpful help: Susan "Sulu" Dubow

As you get older time goes by quicker,TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

The narrator of this song can't help telling dad jokes. But she's not a dad. Parody of Golden by Huntrix

This song is a love letter to Jim Hopper: small-town police chief, full-time dad, part-time monster decapitator, and walking OSHA violation in a Hawaiian shirt. It's got synths, keytar, mustache energy, and the unshakable belief that abs are optional if you punch Russians and glare at Demogorgons hard enough. Turn it up, eat your vitamins, and here's a public service announcement for you - don't mess with Jim.

I don't know about you, but the power of Taco Bell hits me sometimes after I enjoy items from their bountious (but still recovering from the deep item slashing of 2020) menu. That made me think, who needs a laxative when Taco Bell's a much tastier solution! So had to write a song about it. And since I wanted to try a lot of different styles for the debut album, I thought a foray into mariachi was perfect for this one (no latin/mariachi catagory in the drop down so picked pop!) I know there are several other funny songs about the Bell, but don't miss this hot fresh one! Video for this song. Please Follow and Subscribe at YouTube, TT, and IG (@kurplunkmusic) for new funny videos! Most songs from the new album can be heard (and seen!) at our YouTube channel plus behind the scenes content: https://www.youtube.com/@Kurplunkmusic/videos More info and links to all our socials at www.kurplunk.lol

You know the drill: It's time to sober up, hit the gym, pick up an actual book, and become your best self. At least until next weekend. Resolution 9: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, production, what have you "My Favorite Things" is by Rodgers and Hammerstein. To our fan: Yes, this is an updated version of a song from Elves Gone Wild!

Giant humanoid robots fighting battles in space! They're one of the coolest things imaginable, but they're also financially impractical and physically improbable, and the guy in charge of them inevitably ends up being some kind of corrupt, child-abusing weirdo. So why do we keep building them? Because they're one of the coolest things imaginable! Join our beleagured general as he attempts to justify his indefensible purchasing and staffing decisions

Every year or so, someone with inside knowledge announces a date upon which the world will definitely end. So everyone hunkers down, and then the only thing that happens is every radio station plays R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." The apocalyptic event you actually can bank on is an annual occurrence called the Holiday Season. Thus, this. Three Wise Guys: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Chris Mezzolesta: Vocals Bob Emmet: Instruments, production, Christmas Easter eggs More credits: The original song is by Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, and Michael Stipe. "The Little Drummer Boy" is by Katherine Kennicott Davis. "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" is by Bob Rivers. "Forty movies with Will Ferrell" is from Fountains of Wayne's "A Road Song." "Christmas Karol" (with a K) is by Edmund Wells.

Grandpa Seamonkey tucks the young FuMPlings in on Christmas Eve with an update of a Christmas classic, fine tuned for 2025 and probably at least 3 more years. So, egg yer nogs, bough them hollies, and for God's sakes hide those Christmas tamales! Featuring the voice talents of: Devo Spice! Insane Ian! the great Luke Ski! ShoEboX! Carla Ulbrich! Chris Mezzolesta! Jared Ringold! and featuring Rob Balder as Jesus Christ! Niceness Is Comically Easy... just be N.I.C.E.! May Seamonkey bless us, every one!

If you're familiar with a certain very-not-politically-correct song* of Frank Zappa's, which concerns the really problematic activities of young women aboard certain tour buses... then you'll recognize this tune. If you're not, well... look it up if you're really in the mood for inappropriate lyrics with crazy-cool production. Music: Frank Zappa Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Voice of Mary: Kendra Shepherd Harmonica: Chris "Freight Train" Floyd Helpful help: Niamh Bagnell Many thanks to the great Gary Talley for the use of his Sitar-Guitar! * "Crew Slut" is the very-not-politically-correct Zappa song in question

A parody of "Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano. New lyrics by Dave Guhlow.

Jewish holiday music tends to be dark and depressing - fortunately, Hanukkah is a 'minor' holiday, so it fits!

Breaking up on Christmas

At last, a holiday song for vegetarians! Hear what critics are calling "the most overstimulating 2 minutes since your uncle made that concerning toast at Thanksgiving dinner".An outtake from Trevor Goober's upcoming holiday EP, "Traditional Christmas Carols for Normal People".

Recently I asked people for another batch of ridiculous ideas for Christmas songs. I got over 70 suggestions and rather than just choose one I decided to do multiple songs and release an EP. The Ridiculous Christmas EP is now available featuring this and three additional tracks. This song was suggested by Scott Morgan who said "How about a parody of Eminem's Stan, writing to Santa?" My first inclination was to reject it because this is a good idea, not a ridiculous idea, but I kept coming back to it. Then I googled to see if anyone else had already done it and yes, several had, including SNL. So I rejected it again. But I couldn't get it out of my head. Eventually I said screw it and just started writing. I got a few other suggestions for songs that I didn't make into full songs but I did use as individual lines in this song. Those were from Steven Shilling and Roberta Maher and are called out in the lyrics. Lyrics: Tom Rockwell Music: Trevor Morgan Vocals: Tom Rockwell, Whitney Morgan, Chris Mezzolesta Parody of "Stan" by Eminem

A song for the next mayor of NYC and his haters.

"Most people don't know the words to Deck the Halls, so they just go falalalala. I find that disrespectful to Christmas, so I sing all the words. Like this." M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and falalalyrics Macy Lund: Vocals Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, production, what have you. "Deck the Halls" has 1862 lyrics by Thomas Oliphant to "Nos Galan," a 16th-century Welsh carol. (He wrote new lyrics to an existing song? Can you even do that?)