The Fucking Assassin

Todays dating world can be complicated… So don’t let it. Listen to The Fucking Assassin walk you through every dating scenario you can turn into a great fucking scenario. Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com

19 The Fucking Assassin, Keys and the Flight Attendant

The Fucking Assassin get back in the field with a flight attendant and talks keys, buying breakfast, intruding competition and we're going to Barcelona!   Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com

12-20
27:24

18 The Fucking Assassin, Practice Your Craft on the Ugly Chicks

The Fucking Assassin enters the cuffing season by dropping the annoying ones and practicing on the ugly ones and hints on the "European Tour".    Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com

12-08
24:46

17 The Fucking Assassin, Foot Mouth Abundance Gothic Canadian Barbie Crazy Pills

The Fucking Assassin is back with another season of dating tales, tips, tricks and sexual shenanigans.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com

11-22
34:00

16 The Fucking Assassin, The Pierced Brazilian

The Fucking Assassin lets you in on "last night", whether to put on the tunes in the bedroom or not and fakes a death in the family.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com

09-06
33:47

15 The Fucking Assassin, Back to Freakshow

The Fucking Assassin is done with Freakshow 2.0, rekindles Freakshow and reads your "Am I the Asshole" questions.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-31
24:01

14 The Fucking Assassin, No Wallet

The Fucking Assassin reveals the result of his hat-trick, introduces Fat Tits #2, second Hot Secretary date and takes another dive into Reddit.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-26
33:38

13 The Fucking Assassin, Freakshow 2.0

The Fucking Assassin briefs some advice on multiple date locations, recaps yet another date in this weeks hat-trick attempt and reveals current living situation.  Email The Fucking Asassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-25
20:49

12 The Fucking Assassin, Building a Rotation

The Fucking Assassin recaps another date, spills beer on his lap then, her face falls into his lap and briefs the rotation.   Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-24
22:57

11 The Fucking Assassin, Pajamas

The Fucking Assassin goes through this weeks lineup, shares first date 101 tips and things to keep in mind in the bed.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-23
30:22

10 The Fucking Assassin, Double-Booking

The Fucking Assassin prepares for more dates, explains a cancellation and double-booking.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-22
18:20

9 The Fucking Assassin, Blasted with Tats Recap

The Fucking Assassin recaps his date that he was asked out on and prepares for another date with another chick.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-21
31:51

8 The Fucking Assassin, Blasted with Tats

The Fucking Assassin gets asked out on a date from his newest match, more advice and dating news.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-21
29:26

7 The Fucking Assassin, Moldova

The Fucking Assassin discusses future podcast plans and Moldavian chicks.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-20
35:29

6 The Fucking Assassin, Getting Back on the Wagon

 The Fucking Assassin goes over a few dating reviews, and reveals when not to be pushy.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-20
46:36

5 The Fucking Assassin, The Shitty Bar by the Airport

The Fucking Assassin shares news for the podcast, dating mistakes and reviews Tinder profile advice.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-20
43:24

4 The Fucking Assassin, Peruvian Persuasion

The Fucking Assassin talks more Reddit rants, fucking "friends" and more experiences.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-19
39:06

3 The Fucking Assassin, Building a Bank of Chicks

The Fucking Assassin walks you through building a bank of chicks and the benefits.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-19
48:29

2 The Fucking Assassin, Dating Blogger

The Fucking Assassin rips through some weak blogger's advice on dating.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-18
30:44

1 The Fucking Assassin, Reddit Rants

The Fucking Assassin breaks down dating rants posted on Reddit from both, dudes and chicks.  Email The Fucking Assassin at TFAshow@protonmail.com 

08-17
48:57

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