The Functional Alcoholic Show Podcast

Ramblings of a 37 yr old alcoholic, international land owner, herb connoisseur, centurion, absolute goon. Hosted by the one, the only....Boss hogg aka Hoggs Breathe aka the Big Stew, The Ross killa rabbit and Stewaaaaaaaart!

Happy feliz

No idea what was said. Jooma be in el salvador and has not one second to give a fuck about the podcast! But cares very much for anyone who listens. Ya think that makes any sense? Whalecum to the show bitch

12-13
53:48

Foot sander

The usual drunken nonsense from jooma held together by the lord stew.

11-01
01:07:58

Good old Collingwood forever

Footy, politics, boogin and a bunch more…..enjoy

10-22
01:04:14

It’s been 12 moths!!

Bit of banter from the lads.. into it

09-25
38:07

Can a horse lead me to ketamine?

this week we discous cous the footy, NBA, women behaving like animals, potential child names, movies, evolution and much more. all bought to you by. JIMIQ and copper and co. we send the love to all yall wild cunts! xo

09-11
59:21

Jooma's in Germany and Ross's lions just got pumped.

footy, germany, wine, banter. you know what it is!! xoxox

09-16
41:13

50th ish Episode

We're not sure but we think this is our 50th episode! There was a little delay in getting this one up as Jooma is in Germany with no monitor to run his mish laptop off (jizz shorted his laptop screen) and the biggus thickus was moving house then on skitz holiday!! But now is back and on upload duties, So kick back and enjoy, thanks for the support and suck us off at the stem ya pegger.

08-24
52:13

Underage drinking!

On this weeks episode we run back through some drinking stories from our underage days. plus some other banter! enjoy. xo

07-25
53:21

Drive by's with Derrick

On this weeks episode we have our 2nd guest ever onto the show. The the one and only Derrick the piece Price to find out whether Jooma's memory on a particular incident is accurate, the new look JimiQ BBQ advertisement and some of the usual banter. eat it up!

07-03
01:02:24

Snir! your on!

on this weeks episode we discuss the most amazing wedding, whether trans athletes should have their own olympics, snir's possible guest appearance and a bunch of other absolute bullshit. we love ya'll. Merch is back on!

06-23
40:06

It's shroom season, dont be sleeping in!

shroom season is in, jooma goes to germany, footy, usual banter. Enjoy ya savages. xo

06-14
45:33

They're trying to censor the boys!

On this weeks episode we discuss work, paranormal activity, some surf banter, the vote, scomo being a potential kiddie fiddler and then realised we were on a time limit. Fucken CCP up to their usual antics! and quick shout out to Nick O'sullivan and get behind him forming a boardriders scene in warrnambool! WU-TANG

05-27
39:39

Rudy Gobert the Firewall of China

On this weeks episode we discussed far too much to fit the description. enjoy!

05-03
52:45

New laptop born during russian invasion. praise allah

on this weeks episode we have a vinatage banter, nba, war banter and the rest. soak it up

03-06
47:03

Laptop dies during Russian Invasion of Ukraine

on this weeks episode we take sides in the latest war. bit of NBA, crypto and vintage banter. New go fund me for ross to get a new laptop up soon. enjoy

03-02
48:08

Ross solo is no Luke Skywalker.

the young jedi Ross takes the reigns solo for the first time on this episode because big joom is riddled with with an unknown illness also known as covsars.22. ross will discusses, how joom is weak, current news events, nba, old australia day antics and a bit more between the lines. Andi i will add, check out dolphins vaginas.....just check em out

01-24
27:54

Merry Christmas you delinquents

on this weeks episode we discuss Christmas as kids, nba and i dunno what else cause i was blind. oh, jooma wants his dick sucked. 

12-23
47:15

Heaving toba

wild from camp joom

12-17
49:59

good ol fashion bullshit

on this weeks episode we have the usual failure of ross's laptop. discuss jooma adopting a dog, some nba BANTER, rittnenhouse and a lotta inbtween. copper an co creations. jimiq bbq. xxoxo

11-26
57:50

Who wants to Jump-Hump???

This week we discuss bunch of nonsensical goodess regarding current events, in particular, how all the cool kids are soaking, my hate for geoff, thats all i remember. we love ya'll. copper and co. jimi q, you know hat to do! xo

10-07
58:25

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