The Goats are vaxxed and you know what that means: it's time to hit the karaoke bars again. But what are they going to ask the DJ to play when they're holding that mic in their hooves? To decide, Jake and Micah analyze the Croon, the Boon, and the Soon (or is it the Song, the Throng, and the Long?) of literally every single one of the 200,000 songs in the karaoke book. All of them. When the dust settles, you'll be left with a definitely-not-generationally-biased list of songs guaranteed to get the masses going when you're in the spotlight. Just a small town GOAT, singin' a song that's the WOAT. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The sheer size of the Goat Brothers quads have shredded their gym shorts, so they must find a suitable replacement. They carefully consider the Glide, the Stride, and the Pride of each contender, and by episode's end their glutei are seated firmly in the greatest exercise shorts of all time. Who wears GOAT shorts? Goats wear GOAT shorts. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jake and the name-thief Micah are hungry, so they're turning to the most versatile food they know: eggs. Ok, second most versatile, after potatoes. God, Micah loves his potatoes. The brothers discuss the Licks, the Fix, and the Mix of a few different egg styles, butting heads in some instances and making concessions in others. The GOAT yolk's the broke yolk you soak. Remember that, Goats. Remember that. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jake and the throne usurper Micah aim to find the GOAT day of the week, grading the Chill, the Fill, and the Thrill of the days that end in Y. Also featured: the Goats' GOAT days ever. Carpe Capra, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If you thought it was hard to tell Jake and Micah's voices apart, prepare have your lives made 100x more difficult. Twinnovation brothers Jeff and Dave Rosenberg enter the GOAT Realm to pick one haircut to rule them all. Just take a little off the top and clean up the sides, and watch the horns, ok? Listen to The Brothers Twin on Twinnovation wherever you get podcasts. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's in your wallet? Actually, better question: what's your wallet? Those big-spendin', high-rollin' Goats need something thin to carry their paper and plastic—that's their cash and their cards, to ewe—and they're going to evaluate The Hold, The Mold, and The Gold of all the slim wallets they can get their hooves on. Don't go spending it all in one place, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's clear that the Goats care a great deal for how they dress themselves, but how do they dress their food? Micah does his very best to not derail the show while the brothers taste test The Ting, The Tang, and the Everythang of a smorgasbord of smorgasbord accoutrements. Relish this moment, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The intersection of comfort and style is something of an obsession for the Goat Brothers, so they're kicking around their thoughts on The Wear, The Tear, and The Flair to find the GOAT pair of chinos with a leg up on the competition. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lord Goatwitz of House GOAT and Malcolm The Unfunny... err no... Jon GOAT, are talking Game Of Thrones episodes this week! They'll tell you all about The Thrill, The Chill, and The Fill that these episodes have to offer. "Gather the goats, and let's talk!" Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jake "The Goat of Fries" Hurwitz and Malcolm The Unfunny Goat are going grazing to declare the GOAT of fast food french fries. Ride along with them in the drive-thru lane as they ponder The Crave, The Flav, and The Wave. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Even a Goat's gotta chill. Jake and Micah consider The Endeavor, The Pleasure, and The Treasure of different methods of relaxation. Ahhh! Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jake and Micah are back with an all new season of The GOAT Show, putting their best foot forward with a brand new episode all about socks! They're not messing around here... They want everyone prepared with the GOAT socks to wear proudly outside when the day of quarantine emergence comes. The Slide, The Vibe, and The Ride are all on trial. Let's do this! Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz and @jakehurwitz Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"There's nothing cozier than being surrounded by snowzier..." says Micah, regretfully. But it is indeed a cozy show today as the GOAT brothers record on a snowy day and discuss a lounge time must-have: slippers. They consider the Mozy, the Cozy, and the Showzy to find the ultimate footwear to get you from the living room to the kitchen, and back again! Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Goat Brothers have a seat at the table, clasp hooves and give thanks, rating the Feat, the Eat, and the Sweet of various Thanksgiving dishes. The WOAT is discarded. Everything else is good for Thanksgiving sandwiches. Aunt Carol, could you please pass the GOAT? Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You can't leave the barn looking like you just rolled out of the hay. To look and feel fresh for a frolic in the fields, the Goats review the Deal, the Feel, and the Reveal of their preferred grooming habits. Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's GOAT. This episode is sponsored by Keeps. If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to keeps.com/goat to receive your first month of treatment for free. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Goats are back from a frolic in the orchards, bellies swollen with apple. Nannie-goat Jill (aka Joati) joins Jake and Micah to dispute the Munch, the Crunch, and the Lunch of all that they tasted. A GOAT is picked from the highest branch...sort-of. A WOAT is left to decay in the grass beneath the tree...also sort-of. The GOATest trees bear the GOATest fruits. Visit Rogers Orchards in Connecticut. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The GOATs have overdone it, partying a little too hard and singing a lot of Stan Rogers. Now they need to get right, to pull themselves out of their dark, sad, sickly GOAT caves into the daylight to overcome the curse of all curses: the hangover. Lucky for you, Jake and Micah have determined the GOAT remedy by carefully weighing the Move, the Groove, and the Improve (or was it the Lift, the Drift, and the Gift?) of a variety of techniques that will get you out of that hungover rut and singing "Barrett's Privateers" in no time. Go and cruise the seas for American GOAT. Follow the show @goatshowpod Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The boundlessly buff and boisterously brilliant GOATS discuss The Bed, The Stead, and The Head of various morning routines, all designed to prepare YOU to have the GOATest day possible. Be awoken. Be mindful. Be GOATful. Follow the show @goatshowpod Learn how to do Dr. Kat Bodden's vagus nerve exercises on Instagram. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Mighty Goats return to determine the greatest of all of the masks that they've been diligently using during quarantine. Many were tested, but one rose above the rest through careful evaluation of the Task, the Bask the...Mask? Follow the show @goatshowpod and get links to purchase all GOATs past and present at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jake is in his trunk, and Micah is in his garage/apartment. After trying every cocktail in existence, they feel they've found the GOAT. Micah also spills his drink repeatedly, and Jake sings about it. Drink responsibly, Goats. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aaron Harper
holy hell. Streamlined. "Streamlinneddy" how did you explain a feeling I've always felt and didn't have the words to? This podcast is #theGOAT