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Podcast by The Garbage Monster
16 Episodes
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As a new year begins, our first season ends. We meet a couple new friends who immediately become lifelong-favorite guests to our consummate ear readers, and speaking of consummation, thanks to all of you who have listened to our show this past season. See you soon!
Happy Holidays, Ear Readers!
Another taste of an upcoming episode! Our Special Christmas Special comes out Christmas Eve, Dec. 24th. Happy holidays!
Just a quick lil' taste of some upcoming fun to wet your holiday whistles, ear readers! New episodes coming out December 24 and 31!
Reach and turn and reach and turn, ear readers! Whether you want to or not, this episode is all about getting YOU in SHAPE. What kind of shape? Number one, physical. Number two: MOTIVATIONAL. Number three, dead kings. Number four? Reefs/fishes. It's the first workout in workout history to tackle the issue of sanctions. What are they? Do they work out? Abide, abide, answers inside!
Thud, thud, creek and moan, ear readers! It's Halloween at the Garbage Monster Diaries and we're juking the ever-advancing skeletal dread of Death by releasing another timeless episode! We talk about it all--bus snacks, the one name in the bible no one names their children, Taylor Swift, heartbreak, unspeaking peripheral visions--the fun *literally* don't stop.
Oh ear readers, what a special little number we've cooked up for you this week. You could pretty much start this one playing, click repeat, and then smash your device's screen to useless bits because this may be the perfect piece of entertainment. The samizdat, if you will (please don't). Maybe it's because we kick it off with some vocal warm-ups, or maybe it was the realization halfway through that we'd not only left the rails but also forfeited all hope of ever even seeing a rail again. All'm saying is it's a good episode and you wouldn't be any kind of wrong for enjoying it.
Hello again! Who are you, anyway? Come to think of it, who am I? We're talking about identity & personality today on the Diaries. Now I know what you're thinking: oh great, the Garbage Monster has sold out to the identity & personality crowd. They've abandoned their principles and now they're just chasing the big bucks. Well don't worry ear reader, we manage to tackle this popular subject with efficient grace and we round the whole thing out with a little clown music. Hugs and kisses, hits and misses, we are, as always, sincerely yours.
We open this episode with a rare look behind the scenes of the Diaries, as Producer Ben troubleshoots a malicious noise terrorizing our audio signal. Then we welcome a familiar voice to the program for our first official guest episode! Moira, the voice of the Garbage Monster Diaries, gamely agrees to speak on behalf of All Women Everywhere as Adam and Robin investigate various feminine mysteries like getting cat-called and doing hardcore drugs.
Bang bang ear readers! In this episode Producer Ben steps into the spotlight for the first installment of everyone's favorite segment: Gun Fun Fun Gun with Ben Gunberg! We also talk about fantasy football, Robin tries to brand himself as a tough guy, and Adam gamely tolerates him. The masculine and the feminine whirl around each other like dancing smoke and our brave hosts dangle in the balance, headphones on, hearts open, and half in the bag.
Hey you in the shirt! Yeah, you! In this episode the innocent demands of strangers reveal the humanity within podcast titans Adam and Robin. Our hosts share stories about their best intentions leading them into choppy social waters, allowing their brazen honesty to guide them like a beacon into the peaceful bay of redemption.
Hang on to your socks loyal ear-readers! In this episode we gain a little more insight into the mysterious executives running the garbage monster podcast. Also, we pop some stuff into the mix, and sample mysterious drinks maybe made by Bill Nye? Ben puts on his producing costume and flexes his producing muscles! Adam goes to the clinic! Robin has trouble with his pants, and we get an unexpected telephone guest! And stick around for the tragic ending. Someone WILL DIE!
We clubbin' tonight! Clubbin', confronting death, and pulling back the curtain to reveal the whirring mechanisms powering Adam and Ben's personalities. It's the podcast equivalent of nudity and we've got it in spades on the Garbage Monster Diaries.
Vroom vroom! Honk! We're talking about cars in this episode. Not too much, a good amount. It's a reasonable amount. Also we talk about idioms, fear, crying, flexible sexiness, and basically just have a killer time being friends.
Ever been taken for a ride? What were the '90s like? We tackle these questions and more in this episode. We have a great time and learn some troubling secrets.
Episode 1 of the Garbage Monster Diaries! Crushes on teachers, sexy poetry, interviews with mysterious beings. Welcome to our new show, we will be releasing new episodes irregularly for the next couple months while we figure shit out.
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