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The Gareth Cliff Show
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A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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29.08.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski dive into the wild world of killer orcas and their attacks on the ocean’s giants, before switching gears to sports banter and the ultimate “breakfast beer” after the Springboks’ New Zealand tour. Later, the team welcomes Angela Yeung — a remarkable woman who climbed Everest with the mission to uplift 1,000,000 people by 2035. She opens up about the breathtaking highs, brutal lows, and life lessons from her incredible journey. The Real Network
29.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Leigh-Ann Mol dive into the great bathroom debates — from the “right” way to wipe to how many showers a week really count. Then, Gareth sits down with Simon Wilkins, who’s gearing up to conquer the brutal English Channel. With the support of Jonathan Gerber and the TAG Foundation, Simon shares what it takes — physically and mentally — to chase a feat few dare attempt. The Real Network
22.08.25 Pt 2 Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski dive into a wild story about a woman who celebrated beating cancer by hooking up with 200 men — sparking a broader discussion about the secrets and strange origins of Scientology, from alien myths to modern controversies. Mash joins in with a look at the latest lifestyle buzz around “Ozempic butt,” as well as the dangers of self-driving cars that can unexpectedly grind to a halt in the middle of the road. To end things off on a high note, the team celebrates this week’s Beautiful Moment: proudly South African words like “gatvol” officially making their way into the Oxford Dictionary. The Real Network
22.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Leigh-Ann Mol open the show by tackling the strange silence of President Cyril Ramaphosa, who seems to have gone missing in action while the country faces crisis after crisis. Their conversation takes a sharp turn into international politics, as they debate Donald Trump’s rise to “rockstar” status and what that means for global leadership. Clinical psychologist Dr Hanan Bushkin joins the discussion alongside Ben Karpinski to unpack the worrying reality of South African schools — where classrooms are starting to resemble battlegrounds instead of safe learning spaces. The team wrap things up with a heated sports report, as Ben breaks down the frustration of South African fans following Dricus du Plessis’ tough loss, and yet another defeat to Australia that has left local supporters feeling bruised. The Real Network
15.08.2025 pt 2 In this episode, Gareth and Ben dive into the complex debate around multiculturalism, arguing that while Europe’s model has eroded cultural identity, South Africa’s unique mix of traditions thrives without forced assimilation. They slam the homogenisation of culture into bland commercialism and champion cultural pride. The conversation shifts to Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad controversy, poking fun at the small but loud group of critics and exploring modern attitudes toward beauty and body image.
From there, we share the story of Chloe Walker, who underwent forehead reduction surgery to boost her confidence, sparking a discussion on cosmetic surgery, self-improvement, and moving beyond childhood insecurities. In a bizarre turn, they dissect reports of Vladimir Putin traveling with a bulletproof suitcase containing his own bodily waste to avoid espionage, noting the paranoia and ego such measures reveal. The show wraps with a listener poll on the new three-hour format, with most respondents disliking it — though the gents vow to push ahead regardless. The Real Network
15.08.2025 pt 1 On our final Friday show before a major format change, Gareth and Ben delivered a whirlwind of sports, politics, and jaw-dropping oddities. They kicked off with news that Fridays will soon be longer and packed with live guests, before diving into Ben’s golf plans and a comical look at Donald Trump’s armored “Batmobile” golf cart. The sporting lineup was huge — from the Rugby Championship and MTN8 semi-finals to Premier League kick-off and UFC 319’s explosive showdown between Drius and Kamzat.
The conversation took stranger turns with an outrageous 1970s tale dubbed tape,” mixing disbelief with dark humour, and a sharp discussion about violent taxi versus e-hailing clashes in Soweto. The hosts also unpacked global politics — from New Zealand’s criticism of Israel to the UK’s royal gossip — while never straying too far from the banter and audience interaction that keep their community hooked.
It was a send-off show that had everything: high-stakes sport, political fire, absurd human behaviour, and street-level South African realities — a perfect snapshot of why the live format keeps our audience coming back. The Real Network
13.08.2025 pt 2 In a wide-ranging and unapologetically honest chat, comedian Kurt takes us from the smell of leather bench seats in classic cars to the uncomfortable sting of racism, making the case for humor as a bridge between people. Along the way, he rips into modern cars’ soulless designs, the quirks of South Africa’s “celebrity” class, and why some insults sting more in certain cultures than others. There’s no sacred cow — whether it’s customer service disasters, the politics of apologies, or the absurdity of cancel culture, Kurt calls it as he sees it.
The conversation swerves between personal and political — one minute dissecting the global decline of genuine fame through the lens of Will Smith, the next debating the raw power of swear words and whether censoring them just makes them stronger. From the grind of running a comedy club to the difference between killing it on stage versus online, it’s a masterclass in navigating the modern cultural minefield — all ending with a hilariously bittersweet sign-off about birthdays, ghosted dates, and funeral fashion. The Real Network
13.08. 2025 pt 1 Comedians Dave Levinson and Kurt Schoonrat join Gareth in studio for a mix of sharp wit, war stories from the stage, and some brutal honesty about life in comedy and South Africa. From overpriced steaks and coffee shop economics to the chaos of early shows and the reality of hecklers, it’s a hilarious yet revealing look at the hustle behind the punchlines.
The conversation swerves from absurd bathroom encounters and bizarre dreams to bigger questions about leadership, politics, and the state of the nation. It’s part roast, part reality check – with just enough satire to make the truth go down a little easier. The Real Network
Parenting expert Dr. Ken Resnik joins to flip the script on modern parenting trends, pushing for calm authority, boundaries, and fostering independence over overprotection.
The decline in basic social skills and etiquette, accelerated by generational shifts and tech dependence, is eroding how we connect — at home, at work, and in society at large. Parenting today faces a maze of conflicting advice, overdiagnosis, and societal pressures. Dr. Resnik offers clarity with practical, calm, and structured guidance. The crossroads of technology, mental health, and social behavior demands balance — ensuring innovation supports, not replaces, the emotional depth of human relationships.
From the erosion of manners to the modern parenting maze, from AI’s promise to its pitfalls, the episode is a call for common sense, resilience, and genuine connection in a distracted world. The Real Network
The team signs off their final Monday show before moving to Fridays with a sharp, unfiltered dive into hot-button topics — starting with the furore over politician Gayton McKenzie’s use of a racial slur. They challenge the social media outrage cycle, calling for resilience, context, and less performative anger. There’s a nostalgic but pragmatic look at how radio has evolved, why clinging to the past risks irrelevance, and how audiences have shifted.
Joined by renowned psychologist and head of the Anxiety and Trauma Clinic in Johannesburg, DR Hanan Bushkin as the they speak on more increased number of Gen Z turning to AI chatbots for mental health solution and support. The Real Network
08.08.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski dive into the differences in how women and men handle competition — from the workplace to friendships — and why it often plays out with different emotional stakes. Things get a little hairy (literally) as they unpack bizarre gym habits, including the questionable choice of shaving in the locker room. Later, Siegfried Lokotsch joins the conversation to explore the dangers of misinformation and how Trump’s tariffs are shaking up South African businesses. The Real Network
08.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski kick off Friday with the lukewarm cultural clash of Sydney Sweeney vs Beyoncé — a debate no one asked for but everyone seems to have an opinion on. Things get wilder with a headline about a man hunting a buffalo, only for the audience to side with the animal. Ben wraps it up with his uniquely crafted sports report to gear you up for the weekend. The Real Network
06.08.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff is joined by all-round sports guy Stefano Vigoriti for a frank discussion on the troubled state of South African water polo. From the lack of clear pathways for athletes to the deep-rooted mismanagement stalling progress, they unpack how poor leadership is holding the sport back. The conversation also widens to explore the bigger picture—how nationalism and the identity of individual countries continue to shape global sport. The Real Network
06.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff is joined by motivational speaker Gavin Sharples for a powerful conversation about authenticity in a world dominated by filters and facades. They unpack the vital role of family in shaping a child’s future, debate which parent has the greater influence, and reflect on Gavin’s early days as a police officer—offering bold thoughts on how to fix a broken system. The Real Network
04.08.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Leigh-Ann Mol dive into the ripple effects of Trump’s tariffs on South Africans — including a shocking case of a company losing its entire staff overnight. Gareth reflects on the “gut state of being” and how to stay grounded in an increasingly chaotic world. Plus, the team unpacks the staggering amounts of money being thrown at Joburg’s leadership… with little to show for it. The Real Network
04.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Leigh-Ann Mol kick off the week by unpacking the chaos of the digital world — where every tweet and post comes with a side of misinformation and outrage. A bizarre hot dog spill becomes the story no one expected, and Dr Hanan joins the conversation to explore how the language of “toxicity” and “triggers” is reshaping how we talk about self-care. The Real Network
01.08.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Mash get real about whether ugly people are getting enough action—and why Mash believes there truly is someone for everyone. Plus, meet Winston, the new office dog stealing hearts around the studio. And just when you think it’s all smooth, terrible gym habits creep in, sparking a hilarious chat about someone who’s been shaving way too much… in the toilet! The Real Network
01.08.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff kicks off Friday with Mash as they spill the beans on coffee — and why some brews are actually just chicory in disguise. They dive into the curious craze around Lebubu dolls, unpacking why these creepy collectibles are flying off shelves. Plus, a spicy debate on France’s first “woman” and the controversies swirling around her gender identity. The Real Network
30.07.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Heinz Winckler reunite for another eye-opening conversation — starting with Heinz’s recent trip to Israel and the one place on Earth where he says you can feel the energy shift. From there, the conversation takes a wild turn into the world of eugenics, sparked by a controversial Sydney Sweeney jeans ad. The duo also unpack Jaguar’s bold rebrand and explore why, in today’s world, people are afraid to say what they really think. The Real Network
30.07.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff sits down with singer and speaker Heinz Winckler for a raw and thought-provoking conversation. From the idea that “it takes a family to raise a village” to the crucial role of fatherhood, the two explore the foundations of a thriving society. They dig into faith, science, and whether the Big Bang really happened — and question if society’s obsession with tolerance is doing more harm than good The Real Network
you've answered your own question, the people standing there to cheer Zuma love him, even though they know he's a rotten pos, you've just said you love him too, even though he's a rotten pos.
https://www.businessinsider.co.za/trending/level-4-criminal-offences-including-organising-or-attending-church-or-sport-gathering-2021-6 Hi Gareth thought you might want to have a look at this. Sounds a lot like communist china if you ask me.
Kanthan, when you do your research, try not to keep that left eye closed. Blacks in America are 2.5 % more likely to be killed by police.
Kanth, you mean Wilson's Britain when you say, social democrat turns into socialism which turns into Communism? Ole Boris J might have a salty word or two to say to that piece of your bigoted bullshit.
Damn, Gareth, I'm amazed, having listened to you for years, that it's taken me so long to realize that you have a faux cynical schtick, that manages to sound intelligent while being truly shallow and vacuous. I bid you a non fond adieu, toodaloo, buhbye.
you have no idea what you're talking about. China is as fragile behind the communist propaganda as a fine Ming vase. In the eighties everyone was convinced that Japan would rule the world. While America purges a malicious Trumpster virus, no not Covid, it still flies a beach buggy with a drone helicopter in its boot 330 million miles and lands it on a postage stamp. Elon Musk will land on Mars and the American military has Laser weapons and sixth generation fighters that are faster than missiles. America,for all its flaws, will remain the bulwark of a resurgent Western sociopolitical hegemony that will defeat rightwing autocratic neo Nazism just as it defeated Hitler and that other autocrat, Donald Trump.
when we get extinct, which animal do you think will be "on top of the food chain" like humans are?
Now you've got a marketing grifter on to philosophize about how fake people are. That after your puerile, idiotic rant that Trump's impeachment is all just Dem politics and revenge. He fomented insurrection you moron, there are 20000 troops on Washington streets today because of Trump's lies about having his massive election victory stolen
RSA ranks 37th in the world in GDP/capita, Russia's economy is the size of Spain's which stands at 29 and India 33. Your, "we're a minnow in Brics" is more of your usual half assed blather.
JUst a thought, what is the possibility of tracing Elon Musk bullies from Rivonia High and having a 'what do you think of yourself now'😉
come out from behind your anti liberal bigotry and try to get your facts straight. Trump's Covid débâcle is epic and he wasn't standing alone taking his mask off, he ordered that photographer to come up and stand an arm's length behind him before he marched into the WH entrance where more photographers were there to officially film his reentry. Did you misfit your mask or were you just one eyed again? You regularly make inaccurate, uninformed, biased assertions which you project as fact when in reality they're nothing more than your opinions.
two bigoted whiners, whining about being censured for fake news and conspiracy pedalling. When they're not supporting Trumpism and slagging the majority, who do know what a crook and a threat Trump presents, they're displaying how much it's all about their emotions and fvck all about the facts.
your " expert" is a Covid denialist, his cherry picked data and emotional ranting is pure Trump style misdirection. https://www.ucsf.edu/news/2020/06/417906/still-confused-about-masks-heres-science-behind-how-face-masks-prevent.
Tou definitely listen to rumours. Your story about the rock is BS. Find fact before you talk.
Gareth, when you're not spouting Trumpist tripe about Covid, you're cherry picking the DI/Express poll which makes you the putz. Every other poll and all the term average polls tell the true story. Why are you intent on defending Trump and what will you tell your children when they ask you," Daddy what did you do during Apartheid, er Trumpgate"?
Gareth you are saying you get punished for being stupid in the world, but unfortunately our government is getting away with being stupid why aren't they getting punished?
I hope summer comes and finds us safe without Coronavirus
Gareth, you admit your narcissism so try not to flaunt it. You " don't care " about people more stupid than you are, being mislead by fake news, but the rest of us do.
Jerm quotes Mike Cernovich and interviews Katie Hopkins? Give me a break, interviewing Hitler doesn't expose Stalin's evil
It wasn't Swallwell who farted, Gareth, CNN played four clips by his elderly interviewer who, it turns out, is the farter.