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The God Pod

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Join God, Jesus, Moses, Satan and more as they take a humorous look at the world God created and the humans who occupy it!

God and pals interview celebrity guests. Past guests have included Oscar-winning director Travon Free, bestselling author Mary L. Trump, founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers, and ‘Family Guy’ executive producer David A. Goodman.

This irreverent comedy podcast also broadcasts a live recording party with listeners once a month. The God Pod is available wherever you listen to podcasts.

Testimonials from our guests:

“I love this podcast. What I loved most was he seemed ok with the fact that I don’t believe in him."
- ‘Family Guy’ Executive Producer David A. Goodman

"Being on The God Pod was a great experience! The hosts were delightful and entertaining, but also asked great questions. God's enormous audience gave me the opportunity to introduce myself and my work to lots of new people. The right kinds of people—holy people." 
- Founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers

“The God pod is cool as...hell.”
- Oscar winning Director Travon Free
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Satan Drops New Variant

Satan Drops New Variant

2021-12-0201:10:32

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as “Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is.Get your tickets to The God Pod Holiday Party here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-holiday-party-tickets-221613119807If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche, Mary Magdalene and JFK hang out with 50 God Pod listeners for Thanksgiving! Many people were quite sloshed, fights broke out, love and thanks were shared...so all in all, a typical Thanksgiving! Thanks for coming out, everyone! The God Pod Christmas Birthday Party is on Tuesday December 14th! From 9-11pm EST! We hope you join us then!If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
New To The God Pod?

New To The God Pod?

2021-11-2700:30

Join God, Jesus, Moses, Satan and more as they take a humorous look at the world God created and the humans who occupy it!God and pals interview celebrity guests. Past guests have included Oscar-winning director Travon Free, bestselling author Mary L. Trump, founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers, and ‘Family Guy’ executive producer David A. Goodman.This irreverent comedy podcast also broadcasts a live recording party with listeners once a month. The God Pod is available wherever you listen to podcasts.Testimonials from our guests:“I love this podcast. What I loved most was he seemed ok with the fact that I don’t believe in him."- ‘Family Guy’ Executive Producer David A. Goodman"Being on The God Pod was a great experience! The hosts were delightful and entertaining, but also asked great questions. God's enormous audience gave me the opportunity to introduce myself and my work to lots of new people. The right kinds of people—holy people." - Founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers“The God pod is cool as...hell.”- Oscar winning Director Travon Free
God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as “What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans “Who is the hottest Bible character?” Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict.Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
God and Jesus reflect on some of their favorite interview moments of the year of our LORD 2021. Included in this episode are comedian Fizaa Dosani, Founder of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers, comedian Marlena Rodriguez,Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free, "Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett, comedian Kelly Bachman, and comedian Matt Friend. God would like to thank EVERYONE who has come on The God Pod as a guest! You are all awesome and getting into Heaven.The God Pod Thanksgiving Party is tomorrow night! Get your ticket here:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-thanksgiving-party-tickets-211478928167Become a Patron and get rewards: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as “Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?” We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans “What’s the worst thing humans have ever invented?” and isn’t pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud, and death farts.Get your tickets to The God Pod Thanksgiving Party!Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
SATANIC PANIC!

SATANIC PANIC!

2021-11-1601:03:00

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ is back and this time it’s about Billy Joel’s song ‘Uptown Girl.’ Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic!Get your tickets to THE GOD POD THANKSGIVING PARTY!Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
This Is BLASPHEMY!

This Is BLASPHEMY!

2021-11-1101:04:281

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as ‘this is blasphemy’ and ‘repent before it’s too late.’ We answer important questions from our listeners, such as ‘Who Would You Do?” New segment ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and ‘Daylight Savings Time.’ If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You get access to every party automatically. Also, you gain access to ad-free versions of and notified by email of every new episode.https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment.
God's Loophole

God's Loophole

2021-11-0401:01:281

What is God’s Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should ‘lighten up,’ the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus’ new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet.
God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We’ll have another party in late November, so if you couldn’t make this party, we’ll see you there!If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You get access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie ‘Cats.’ We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha.You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! IT’S LITERALLY TONIGHT! Hurry! There’s still time!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks “What’s the one thing you can’t live without?” The Goddamn News includes a Christian’s sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump’s failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
Dumbgeons and Dragqueens

Dumbgeons and Dragqueens

2021-10-2149:191

God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called ‘JesusWeen.’ Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 We got our FIRST SPONSOR! Use this link to get 10% off your first month of using Better Help: https://www.betterhelp.com/thegodpod
Funnier Than I Thought

Funnier Than I Thought

2021-10-1801:06:412

The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, “I Am Weed,” and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 We got our FIRST SPONSOR! Use this link to get 10% off your first month of using Better Help: https://www.betterhelp.com/thegodpod
Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
A Great Thundering A-Hole

A Great Thundering A-Hole

2021-10-1101:02:281

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to Satan’s Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod Write us a review and we’ll read it on the show!  https://ratethispodcast.com/thegodpod
God Destroys Sandwich

God Destroys Sandwich

2021-10-0753:56

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson’s retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
Pure Awesomeness

Pure Awesomeness

2021-10-0454:55

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
God Disavows The Bible

God Disavows The Bible

2021-09-3049:522

God asked humans to explain the Bible badly to people who have never read it. We discuss the Mormon practice of getting soaked to the bone, if you know what I mean. Who should do God’s performance review? We discuss. God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
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Stephen williams

it really good

Nov 24th
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Victor

Loving Conspiracy Corner with Moses. Moses, did you know there is a similar theory that Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by her record label? Blew my mind when I first heard about it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Lavigne_replacement_conspiracy_theory

Nov 11th
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Victor

Horrible podcast. Never makes me laugh. I only keep listening because I don't like myself and don't feel I deserve better. One question: God, in the intro you say you are on a mission to save the multiverse. I assume this means you also reaching out to life forms on other planets and even in other universes, similarly to how the God Pod is directed at dumb Earthlings like me. Do you make different versions of the pod for alien planets? For parallel-universe versions of Earth? What does that even sound like? Who are the co-hosts? Obviously Mary, Moses, and Jesus are relevant specifically to Earth (and my version of it). Would love to someday hear what these alternate versions sound like.

Nov 11th
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Joel Springer

This is blasphemy and podcast will not continue all of you will fall. and fail in Jesus name repent before its too late.

Nov 6th
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Maxine

Awesome podcast, just don't take it too seriously. It's an amusing hour of deities having a good time having digs at each other. If you have a whimsical sense of humor, this podcast may be for you.

Nov 3rd
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Daniel Rehn

You lost me at "white Christianity has been used as a tool to enslave half the world's population, so if whiteness is intrinsically liked with your religious practices the odds that its going to be really fucing terrible are really high" The casual racism in that statement is just mind-boggling.

Oct 29th
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MJUNE

I bought the book thanks to this episode

Oct 9th
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ID23425350

Christians back in the early 80s wore a mask when They were around gay people because of the aids virus but they can’t wear a fucking mask now

Sep 30th
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ID23425350

THE BEST PODCAST Fucking ever Hay from BALTIMORE MD

Sep 30th
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Cayla Krey

I love you guys! I always look forward to hearing the new episodes... also was wondering if Satan would like to get married 😜😜😜 stay cool love a girl from Minnesota

Aug 24th
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Daniel Cole

God you're killing it here in Baltimore I vote saiki wear nothing to your party that's my vote anyway God you're awesome keep up the great work on your podcast even though I don't believe in you

Aug 16th
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Daniel Cole

God how hot is Mary the bad bicth

Aug 12th
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Daniel Cole

I'm with God Smite everybody who doesn't get the shot you damn people listen to God he knows what he's talkin about

Aug 12th
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Daniel Cole

I'm proud to say that Baltimore Maryland a lot of people are still wearing masks

Aug 7th
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Martha

Now make a joke podcast about those Muslims or Buddhists. Plenty of content to work with. Bet you wont cause that might be offensive 🙄

Jul 29th
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Claude Petitpas

Joel is a long haired hippy punk!!!

Jul 27th
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Detroit4evada313

As if we needed yet another liberal talking head podcast this guy is just cringe with his liberal talking points that is overused. Funny thing about it is that he actually thinks he's funny saying the same things that you can see on cnn and n every late night talking show host

Jul 21st
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Mike Christopher

hee hee ha ha ho ho donald trump........... how infantile and unfunny?! I couldn't get any farther......bye forever fellahs😳

Jul 19th
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ID20679726

This got me through 2020, best podcast ever. 10 stars. I recommend joining Gods patreon, for an extra 90 minutes a week, and to talk to God on Discord. It’s SATIRE, so not for you Christians without a sense of humour. Check out his cartoons on YouTube, absolutely hilarious ❤️

Mar 21st
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James Hawkins

The best podcast that I have found. The comedy has been a huge help during these dark times. The she keeps getting better with great guests. I highly recommend the Mary Trump episode.

Jan 7th
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