The Goin' Deep Show

Episode 2279 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning "tube cleanings" to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The conversation takes a hard left turn into period sex taboos, blowjob tutorials courtesy of mom (yes, really), and the high art of pubic landscaping. Toss in some digital touch iPhone clit drawings, titty bar Venmo donations to a 19-year-old son, and a nostalgic nod to Bruce Willis and the Doors movie, and you've got a summer episode more explosive than a bottle rocket in a beer bottle. Spoiler: Red Wings aren't just for hockey fans. - Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2239 – Get ready to nut, you pervs—The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let's rip this shit open! Kid's creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. "More farts than a bean burrito binge!" Hat Trick's whining about a two-month dick drought—poor baby's back on white meat with a ginger and a grease monkey. Threesome dreams? Sookie's sister's Double D's crash the party, and Sookie's pissed her linebacker tits got outdone by a safety. Google saves the day—boob chart supremacy, bitches! Masturbation's the real MVP—Hat Trick's HD phone-and-vibe sesh is a public service, while Kid's sweating his raisin balls and HD porn obsession. Phenom's just chilling, probably stroking his beard. Then bam—Episode 900 clip: Hat Trick's getting railed from table to stove, pans clanging, luggage involved. "SportsCenter wishes it was this wet!" Sookie's snatch-eating threesome's still on the table—someone get her drunk! Hat Trick's hunting her lizard piercing, Phenom's mute, and Kid's ready to bar-hop. Email studio@goingdeepshow.com, hit 8hole.com, and crank one out to 2015's finest. Spring's horny—deal with it! Listen in Go Deep.    Shownotes: The Going Deep Show – Episode 2239: Retro Rewind of Episode 1270 Original Air Date: April 6, 2015 Rewind Release Date: April 6, 2025 Hosts: Kid A.G., Hat Trick, Martial Arts Phenom Tagline: "Tiger Stadium seats, titty stress relief, and HD jerk-off superpowers!"

Episode 2238 – Kid A.G., Don Tang, and Pooty Tang are your guides to a springtime shitshow of beeriods, barf, and ballsy chaos. Let's dive in, degenerates. It's 2013, and Kid's fumbling mics while Don's live, yelling "Let's do this!" Pooty's "Hi" is pure bait—cute, but she's no saint. They're chugging Giant Slayer and 12% Zombie Killer, because Michigan winters demand booze-fueled fuckery. Kid's stuffed on El Mexicano, Don and Pooty confess to fruit and string cheese—drunk toddler vibes, confirmed. Shit gets wild: Kid's dog sniffs his nuts mid-dry hump, Don's pup eats cat shit ("Protein!"), and St. Paddy's leaves 'em puking black—blood or booze, per Nurse Pooty. Social media's popping— @DonaldPTang's tweeting porn star buttholes, Kid's shilling Wunderlist, and peanut butter Cinnamon Toast Crunch has him raging for chocolate dust. General Mills, you listening? Kid drops Django's N-bombs to piss off snowflakes, nearly punches a chick while Muppet-dancing, and dreams of church pew blowjobs—Californication style. Don pitches fucking on Mecca's box during prayer. Pooty's panty drawer's fair game, but her Mason-Jizm line's "above the head." Beeriod—runny shits post-bender—debuts, and Don's Alaskan Fire Dragon (syphilis scare, jizz-out-the-nose BJ) steals the show. Final words? Don: "Swallow." Pooty: "Bye." Kid plugs porn.tumblr.com and Shoninzo's hospital bed. Call 206-202-DEEP, hit thegds.com for that millionth download (butt-crack undies prize!), and follow @DonaldPTang for filth. Spring's here—get sloppy. Original Release Date: April 5, 2013

Episode 2237 –  We're back in studio with El Pres for an episode that bitch slaps harder than your fucking ex's dumbass drama at last call. From pelvic floor gadgets that sound more like alien tech to rumors about a brawl with an old lady, this one spirals into the usual Goin' Deep Show chaos. What else would you expect from these retards. We're talking: • Drone guy filming naked trippers on 15th Street • Facebook nosiness gone wild • Rewriting MLB history again with new rule tweaks • March Madness bracket wars • Relationship expectations vs. reality • When your ex thinks your work party invite includes her • Strippers in hoodies, drunk walking races, and weaponized gossip And of course… the big takeaway: "If I see it, I'll say it. If I hear it, I'll repeat it. If you don't like it… don't be dumb in public." Full throttle honesty, zero filters. This one's not safe for brunch with grandma.

Episode 2236 – Kid A.G. and Jay go hard on what used to be America's pastime before it got turned into a high-speed, overproduced dance party with cheerleaders, nets, and analytics nerds running the show.  In this ep, we're calling out: ⚾️ The Yankees' real ring count (spoiler: it might just be two) 💉 The steroid era's impact — and who belongs in the damn Hall of Fame 📱 Why baseball stadiums used to feel like temples and now feel like TikTok hellscapes 📈 The statistical sabotage of the game and the nerds who never played but ruin everything 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 How baseball became "American Bandstand" for attention-deficit generations 📼 Memories of Tiger Stadium, the crack of the bat, and the soul of a sport being stripped away 🏟️ Ideas to fix the mess — like BP tickets, doubleheaders, and getting cheerleaders off the damn dugouts Also: – Jay finally admits he's waited too long to make a move and delivers the lesson of the day: If you see a chance, take it. – Kid pitches one of the most genius fan experience ideas MLB will never implement because it makes too much damn sense. – And yes, the guys reflect on just how hard Cal Ripken Jr. must have been built to never take a day off. Respect. This one's a love letter to baseball before it got glitter-bombed. No apologies. Just truth, passion, and enough f-bombs to make Joe West blush.

Episode 2235 – Baseball's back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they're not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one's for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts. The boys go hard on: ⚾️ The destruction of baseball's soul via nerds with iPads ⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed ⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases ⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium ⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today's stats-juiced era But it doesn't stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You'll never look at your gas tank the same way again. Even more bullshit: • Rants about exit velocity and "shit nerd stats" • Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival • Philosophizing over generational change • Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects • JayBird's continuing relationship rollercoaster • Kid's unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food It's angry.  It's brutally honest. It's Goin' Deep, baby. Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird

Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird's back on the mic trying to sort out his "Do I cross the line?" friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand. And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host  ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones. Life's messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says "Let's keep it classy" like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too. Topics include: • Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate • Should you risk a friendship for romance? • ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk • When your wife becomes a roommate • AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology • Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened) Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird Cameo by: ChatGPT Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2233 – The Kid A.G. is back in the studio with Jay Bird, and things kick off with sore muscles and even sorer egos after their first batting practice of the year. But it doesn't take long before the soreness turns into something deeper—emotional, mental, and below the belt. Jay Bird drops a bomb: he's reconnecting with a long-lost work crush… who's married… and so is he. What follows is a no-holds-barred exploration of blurred lines, lusty flashbacks, the cost of stepping out, and the even bigger cost of not. As always, Kid brings the laughs, the raw truths, and zero filter. And just when you think it's two guys spiraling into poor decisions, boom—a surprise guest jumps in. Who is it? You'll have to tune in to guess.   Also covered: • The science of not trash-talking your ex • Bar cleavage and the double standard of attention • Hot teachers, cold mugshots, and messed-up headlines • Scream-mask sex scandals (yep, again) • How much guilt weighs when you know better—but still wanna smash • Kid's utter lack of patience for Snowflakes This episode is a perfect storm of real talk, real temptation, and real-time advice from your favorite degenerate duo—and their little pal on the phone. Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2232 – Jay Bird joins The Kid A.G. for an honest episode where they dive headfirst into everything from sore muscles and soft-core regrets to loudmouth exes, double standards, and a teacher-student scandal that's straight outta a horror movie. We're talking scream masks, cleavage conspiracies, the mystical power of titties, and a good ol' roast of society's delicate snowflakes who can't handle a whisper. From mugshots and moose knuckles to VHS sex scenes and absurd political sensitivities—nothing is safe, sacred, or subtle in this one. If you're easily offended… yeah, this sure ain't your fucking episode.

Episode 2231 – Kid AG reconnects with OG GDub in this boozy, brain-melting episode that swings between flashbacks, Guinness-fueled mornings, AI-generated ass art, and a trip down memory lane with some legendary GDS personalities. We hit everything from mammoth-sized memories of Karen's legendary tits to shady Bay City shootings, Facebook drama queens, nudify websites, and why the rise of AI might leave us all jerking it to synthetic supermodels. The guys talk retro rewinds, drunk girlfriends at Coyote Ugly, and the delicate etiquette of bathroom tipping (spoiler: piss everywhere). Plus: Helmet shows, Jason Aldean cash grabs, and a brand-new GDS side project featuring Paul Harvey-style voiceovers with dicks frozen to sidewalks. It's chaos, it's clever, it's classic Deep. - Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2230 (RR) –  It's May 2012, and The Goin' Deep Show Episode 1051 is a romp with Kid A.G., his wife Red, Silverback, and Hat Trick. Kid's plying Red with Scotch-Ale to keep her from bed, Silverback's flexing with junkyard chains, and Hat Trick's plotting a firetruck bangfest—ladder, cab, or bust. The crew's buzzing, phones out, and Red's reminiscing about spooning Kid's mahogany morning wood. It's a rare in-studio Red sighting, and she's spilling tea on grab-ass Halloween parties and a forgotten gymnastic sex sesh Kid can't recall—handstands, swings, and all. Hat Trick's crowing about her tattooed-chick Tumblr and the Kid is bragging up hitting 300K views, while Silverback's benching chains for badass photo ops—think Scooby-Doo clangs and gay dating profile vibes.  Hat Trick drops a bombshell: she was a band camp flag-twirler, virgin 'til 18, then went full slutty redemption with a rando camper. She and a pal once bagged an entire hockey team—goalies to wingers—proving puck bunnies run deep. Meanwhile, Kid and Silverbackff ranting about Bobby Petrino's motorcycle crash with his 25-year-old sidepiece—Arkansas said "fuck him," and GDS cheers the class. From husky pants trauma to adult-sized Big Wheels, this episode's a nostalgia-fueled, sex-obsessed riot. Whip out the wine, whipped cream and enjoy. Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2229 (RR) –  The Goin' Deep Show hits with Episode 800 from March 2011, and it's a glorious mess of bodily functions, beer, and bad decisions. The Kid's leading the charge with JMac, Magnum, and Dimples McDonna, and they're celebrating 800 episodes of depravity by shedding a collective 59 pounds since January—enough to lose a small child or, as they claim, G-Dub's dick. New shirts have them feeling vain as hell, but the real meat of this milestone is pure GDS chaos. The Kid kicks it off with a tale of accidental porn terrorism: firing up Xshare.com on his iPad for a beat-off sesh, only to realize the audio's blasting through the house speakers—right where his daughter's watching TV. Birds chirping? Nope, just a chick getting railed, serenading the living room. Meanwhile, Dimples drops the mic with her infamous "shitting on the way home from Meijer" saga—groceries in the trunk, tears in her eyes, and so much creamy crap it oozes out her jeans, leaving her sobbing in the shower and scrubbing car seats. J-Mac's no slouch either, tied to an Urban Dictionary gem: banging a girl, scraping shit into a snowball, and hurling it in her face. Classy. Magnum revives the Urban Dictionary bit, dubbing The Kid a suave pimp, Dimples a heart-stopping goddess, and herself a no-shit-taking badass. Then there's a surprise call to Bob, who relives J-Mac's legendary overpass shitting story—phone glowing blue as it tumbles down, shit on his hands, and a Hooters prelude for good measure. Beer flows ( mini-kegs!), potty humor reigns, and this 800th episode proves GDS hasn't matured a damn bit since day one.  LIsten in - Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 8, 2011 - Episode 800

Episode 2228 (RR) – Step into the time machine, folks—it's March 2014, and The Goin' Deep Show Episode 2228 (retro rewinding Episode 1219) is a booze-soaked, Bible-thumping, porn-obsessed riot. Kid A.G.'s pounding Sierra Nevada IPA, Don Tang's on Kroger Cola life support, Wally's phoning in from the mitten's tip, and G-Dub's mixing sweet tea vodka with Honey Jack like a redneck mixologist. They're tearing into a Creationist Museum clown blowing $73 million on a 500-foot ark—Kid's cackling at vegetarian lions, Wally's got Noah drunk and balls-out, and the whole crew's pitching an animated Anti-Bible series for kids. Blasphemy's the appetizer here. The main course? A reality show called Torture—starve Biggest Loser dropouts in grocery stores, strand AA vets in bars, and tempt newlyweds with lingerie models, all for betting pools on who cracks. But the dessert steals the show: Kid's stumbled onto a porn flick where a chick collects her roommate's jizz to freeze into an ice dildo, then slaps Brandi Love with it in a titty-smacking, faux-blowjob frenzy. The gang's jaws drop—part genius, part "what the fuck?" Toss in some Hillary Clinton hate (vagina = disqualified), spank bank droughts, and a "beer on boobies" Tumblr shoutout, and you've got GDS at its filthy, unhinged peak. Praise the lord and pass the lube. Listen in. Go Deep!  Original Release Date: March 11, 2014 - Episode 1219

Episode 2227 (RR) –  It's March 2008, Kid A.G. is losing his mind over his shiny new iPhone like it's the second coming, and Don Tang is along for the ride, half-asleep and horny for his high school classmates. This Retro Rewind episode is a glorious trainwreck of early-aughts tech obsession, pyramid scheme dreams, and a relentless quest for portable porn. Kid's waving his iPhone around like a caveman who just discovered fire, bragging about surfing Denise Milani's curves at the post office while Don Tang pines for an iPod Touch he'll never get. They're hyped about RedTube, IKEA's 273-square-foot sex dens, and the inevitable downfall of Miley Cyrus—predictions that aged like fine whiskey.   The duo's banter is a fever dream of soundboard "fuck yous," crude sex jokes, and random tangents about Easter egg hunts, South Park's Britney Spears gore-fest, and MySpace customization (RIP). Don Tang's date flopped, Kid's pregnant wife's boobs are a recurring subplot, and they're both convinced portable porn is the future—spoiler: they were right. Mr. Shark Attack pops up as a bewildered bystander, and there's a shoutout to "Chesticles" and "The Phenom" joining later, because why not? It's unhinged, it's offensive, it's The Goin' Deep Show at its finest.   Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 26, 2008 - Episode 452

Episode 2226 of The Goin' Deep Show, Kid A.G. and JayBird throw it all on the table—starting with why Gen X skipped the bullshit drama Olympics and prefers to keep our dwindling fucks in a sealed vault. Spoiler: We're not handing out gasoline to your cultural dumpster fire. Then it's off to the races with rants about football envy infecting baseball, the rise of fortune cookie savagery, morning wood etiquette, and a detailed account of spoon-style sex sabotage courtesy of a Doberman named Arthur. Yes, you read that right. But the real meat of the episode? A look back at how The Goin' Deep Show actually started. From backyard Wiffleball broadcasts to banging big chicks named Christmas, this episode is a love letter to the chaos and creativity that sparked a two-decade podcast legacy. If you've ever wondered what happens when you mix internet radio, giant boobs, and a dude named The Paralyzer… here's your answer.

Episode 2225 of The Goin' Deep Show, Kid A.G. is joined by the always unpredictable JayBird for an in-studio hang that hits every corner of the chaos spectrum. From the satanic sliders of Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan's unfiltered fury, to smoky bar nostalgia and old-school debauchery involving multiple bedmates. JayBird and A.G. break down their favorite terrifying pitchers, get nostalgic about smoky bowling alleys, and dive into a  sleepover scenario that's anything but G-rated. Plus, a dose of parenting irony, old audio clips, and the reminder that sometimes the bluest balls come from the best intentions. No karaoke was sung, but fireball was sipped, memories were relived, and things were definitely… touched. Listen in. Go Deep!

Kid and Jay Bird crack open the heavy stuff right outta the gate — childhood trauma, abuse, and the kind of emotional wreckage that shapes us more than we'd care to admit. But don't worry, they don't dwell in the dark for too long. True to form, these two twist the script and steer the ship toward sports nostalgia, locker room legends, and the larger-than-life personalities that molded their youth. It's a strange brew — part therapy session, part ESPN fever dream, with a splash of existential cocktail stirred in. They dive into what the future might hold, how ambitions evolve (or straight-up dissolve), and why clinging to your heroes sometimes says more about your current state of mind than your past. At its core, this episode is a reminder that none of us have it figured the fuck out. We're all just doing our best not to fall flat on our faces — again. So, screw perfection. Chase what matters. Make some noise. Take some hits. Love hard. And maybe, just maybe, laugh your way through the chaos. It's heavy. It's human. It's honest. So buckle in, press play, and as always… Go Deep.

Kid encourages Titties McSmokes-A-Lot to send a bunch of tittie pics while ya can.  Just make sure we can't see your warts and fucked up beaver The gang makes fun of Local Rap Wannabes, Grand Theft Auto, Big Fat Lesbians and Titties McSmokes-A-Lot says some big fat rhino's just need to be tranquilized and put down.  We do some Lesbo stats and tell you who our new gods are.   Sex toy party chat and Gdub is wondering why guys are called pervs but women can have a whole arsenal of sex toys and thats completely acceptable.  Kid recaps how the Phenom broke his ankle after saying a very specific naughty word and  Titties McSmokes-A-Lot gives us the rundown on how a guy is supposed to pull out her tampon correctly.  We tap on the usual topics, anal, porn, dick size, ghetto booties and being a fucking snitch. Listen in. Go Deep!   Original Release Date May 7, 2007

Titties McSmokes-A-Lot rocks a vintage Pistons jersey, fights cramps with Xanax, blunts, and vodka (Queen Liz approved!), while Kid's drooling over her "juggernauts" in this episode of The Goin' Deep Show. Gdub calls out an Essexville rap wannabe hustling weed and guns—street cred in a beet field, really? Kid confesses a toe infection (gross, dude), and Big Boy's Marge dishes life advice with horse teeth and a coleslaw fetish. Whipped cream's a go, but zucchini up the cooche? Nope—pussy's a full meal, says Kid, who'd broadcast from down there. Titties roasts bad muff divers, Gdub's a cunnilingus champ, and Friday's tequila-fueled boob bash looms. (Retro Rewind Edition–May 2007) Detailed Breakdown The Crew Assembles: Kid's running the circus, Gdub's dropping bombs, The MAP's flexing martial arts vibes, and our star guest Titties McSmokes-A-Lot (who's totally over that name) rolls in wearing a tight-ass Pistons jersey—Dennis Rodman style. Tits out, cramps incoming, it's a late-night shitshow! Cramp Cure Chaos: Titties is prepping for Aunt Flo with a Granny-approved cocktail: Xanax, a blunt, and vodka. Queen Elizabeth smoked weed for cramps, so we're basically royalty here. Call the listener line at 206-202-3337 to tell us how classy we are—or how much we suck. Fashion Flashback: Last time, Titties hid her "pistons" under camo, but tonight's jersey's old as hell and tight as fuck—Kid's drooling, Gdub's blurry from a 3 PM booze start, and The MAP's just happy to be here. Juggernaut status confirmed! Essexville Rap Star Bust: Gdub spills the tea on a local "rap star" (Aaron Barber, aka A-Bar) from THC Hustlers, nabbed for weed, guns, and felony vibes in Essexville. Street cred in a sugar beet town? He's rapping about pool envy and sirloin woes—Dr. Seuss-level bars. Yeast Infection Confessions: Kid's airing dirty laundry—his toe's got a yeast infection, courtesy of funky Mexican genes and a toe-digging fungus. No more ass-kicking his wife 'til the fart sparks clear up. Titties wisely advises keeping toes outta dark places. Big Boy Chronicles: Gdub's Big Boy obsession drops a gem: a lifelong waitress (hey, Marge!) dishes career advice like "shave for Florida," rocking horse teeth and a coleslaw-masturbating rap sheet. Kid's been there, managed bitches, and survived the hate. Food Foreplay Fails: Whipped cream on titties? Yes. Frank's Red Hot? Hell yeah. Zucchini dildos? Hard pass—nobody wants that infection. Pussy's a meal, not a snack, and Kid's ready to broadcast from the crotch buffet all damn night. Sex Ed Disasters: Titties calls out dudes who suck at going down—wrong direction, no communication, total pizza-level flops. Gdub's batting 1000, but half-handjob teases and fake lockjaw? Evil women strike again—science demands a grant! Booze & Boobs Preview: Vodka's flowing (Absolut and Three Olives Cherry), but Friday's the real party—boobs, vagijays, and a tattooed twat if Red gets her tequila bribe. Titties' trashed tales (Jose Cuervo sombrero swaps) and Kid's Gatorade-booze puke scare set the tone. Fart Finale: Gdub rips ass, sealing the deal—time to wrap this clusterfuck. Titties, Gdub, and The MAP promise more madness soon. Hit 206-202-3337 and go deep with us—vagina tattoos await!

Episode 2221 of the Goin' Deep Show is here, and it's a vibrating, victim-card-shredding, shitshow! We kicked off with vibrating panties and cock rings—because nothing says "party" like a buzz in your britches. douchebags sobbed for sympathy like the sad sacks they are. Nobody's buying it, bros—wah wah cry cry harder! We reviewed CougarLive (MILF central, rawr!), dug into Red Eye's new obsession Feeld, and debated nymphomania—sex addict or just slutty? You decide. FetLife got a deep dive—think fetish flea market on steroids—followed by a porn category roundtable. We discuss our children attempting to pull fast ones with their new girlfriends? Busted, you little horn-dogs! Wrapped it up with St. Patty's Day goodbye—green beer, sloppy vibes, and a promise to stumble back for more. This episode's a buzzed-up banger—catch it now, you glorious deviants! Go Deep.