The Golden Deuce: Coast 2 Coast

This is a fun one for me, we discuss a new show here in Asheville, and Gabe has his own new show out in Austin. So if you’re bored, or starved for content, give it a listen. Stick around until the end for a big announcement!

We’re back! Welcome. We talk about some big changes in this episode, so if you’re wondering what we’ve been up to, where we’ve been all this time, etc. all the answers lie within. Put it in your ear holes, and hit that button down below. Leave us a message! We’ll definitely (probably) play it on the podcast!

Oh man, where to begin... This description would have been a great gloating sesh about how Gabe finally missed a deadline, and that’s why the episode was late. I’m telling you, I was going to lay it on real thick. But then, I went on a trip. And that was two weeks ago. Anyways, this is a month late, and probably largely irrelevant, but we actually have a serious conversation at the end that we felt was really important. So important in fact, we named this episode accordingly. So enjoy this, especially if you need a laugh or lifted spirits.

We (I) accidentally took a week off. If you noticed, you’re too lonely. Listen, this episode is all about Borat. If you can’t get on board with that, you’re gonna be sad. I mean, it’s not all about Borat, but it’s definitely (to the best of my recollection) mostly about Borat. Call a friend, or go over to their house, connect to their wifi, and their Bluetooth, and make them listen.

Here it is! Our almost live election coverage extravaganza. We were hoping for a landslide of information to disseminate on a several hour delay, but two surprise guests, and zero actual results later, it’s ready for consumption. Join us in the misery, and as always, tell a friend! Election2020 Election Results Comedy Podcast 

I don’t remember too much about this episode, but I know I tell my tales of pirating the high seas aboard my vessel. Also, we introduce a new segment. Tell a friend, and leave us a review!

Part two is finally here! Put it in your earholes! If you haven’t listened to the last episode, you might be a little lost. Don’t forget to show Piere some love on the socials, and check out his show Rated PG on YouTube.

Buckle the f*** up, we’ve got a guest! Piere Escargot joins us! If you’ve been listening, you’ve heard us talk about him. It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest,so we went a little long and had some audio issues to start out. So long in fact, that we had to break it up into two episodes. Piere is a great comic, and drops so many fun little nuggets and bits of wisdom. He has a very important message he wants the world to hear, so make sure you listen all the way to the end, and go follow Piere on the socials and check out his podcast “Rated PG” https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuXunYpVwYB8vMwkZP06jcw

We called an emergency podcast meeting to discuss the breaking news, and tried to get it to you as timely as possible. This episode is urgent, so get it in your ear holes post haste! If you or a loved one still isn’t sure which way to vote, there are answers within that may guide you. Don’t forget to share this podcast with at least three people you that you absolutely hate. Inflict us upon your enemies without prejudice. Stay tuned! (Does anyone still say that?) We’ve got actual comedy content ready to blast your faces. Listen til the end for a tease of what’s coming next, and stay on your toes. It’s coming faster than you think.

We discuss more politics in this show than I wish we had. And probably more VeggieTales than you’ll wish we had. But stick with us to find out how long this island actually is. We’ve got some fresh episodes coming fast and furious over the next few weeks, so you should hurry and get this one out of the way. Subscribe, tell a friend, and follow us on the socials!

That’s right, an entire episode devoted to my favorite band, Five Iron Frenzy. Buckle up, because we’re wading neck deep into the weeds. We discuss the beginning of the band, all the way up until where they are now. The scandals, the drama, and the tragedy pile up like bodies in a zombie film. We’re finally fulfilling our promise to take you behind the music. Or not. Listen and find out.

Storytime!!! Gabe mostly shares stories from the road, running from fires and whatnot. One story in particular stands out, so make sure to share it with a friend. Sight unseen, preferably.

Well, not for us, but for someone. Let’s call him a “bad boy” of comedy. Actually, let’s not. You’ll have to listen to find out who. From there, I think this episode is just a series of rabbit trails. If you enjoy that sort of thing, share this podcast with a friend who might enjoy it. Probably no podcast next week, as Gabe is dodging fires in an RV, and since he didn’t even bring his PlayStation, I’m guessing he didn’t grab his mic before fleeing a g.d. wildfire. We sincerely hope you understand.

Once upon a time, we had a podcast... Then we took a break. Then that break became an extended break. Then I forgot to write this for like three weeks straight. It’s true, ask Gabe. He’s probably a little mad. Now, where was I? The last time we gathered, we teased you. Well, here it is, like two months later. Not like you would’ve noticed if I hadn’t told you. Time has no meaning anymore. We’re trying to get back to comedy, so we can get back to what this podcast was supposed to be, but shit’s hard right now. We’re trying our best, just like all of you. Hang in there, and hang with us. New episode coming next week! We promise!

Look. This may seem like too little, or too late. But we don’t care. We recorded this episode at the height of an emotional upheaval in our country. We were emotional too. The title and message of this episode are not an attempt to signal any virtues other than the ones we should all possess as humans. It’s a statement that is important to us, so listen or don’t. But we (especially as comics) feel that this is not the time to be silent. Please listen until the end for a special message. Back to your regularly scheduled programming soon.

Look. There’s not a lot going on. You know this clearly, because here you are. This episode shows it. In our quest to bring you new content, we delve the deepest depths of what is going on in our lives to bring you an entertaining podcast. So join us at the end of our collective ropes, and enjoy this conversation about Gabe getting a delivery?

Hey! You’re back! That’s awesome. Speaking of awesome, we’ve got a fantastic new episode this week, and it’s not some dusty old thing where all we talk about is quarantine life! No no no, this week’s episode covers one of my favorite topics. The Impractical Jokers. They’ve long been a bone of contention betwixt us, and you’ll soon find out why. I’m sure we talked about other stuff, but I really tried to keep the discussion centered on the Impractical Jokers. So do it. Click play. Stop reading.  Side note, all these descriptions come from Clay unless otherwise noted. So don’t blame Gabe for my dumb jokes

We have a guest! He’s a treasure! He’s a delight! Or maybe he’s a grumpy old bastard. You be the judge. I can’t remember, because this too is one from a month ago. But it’s always a fun conversation when Will stops by. So give it a listen! We talk comedy, and probably some conspiracies. Perhaps. Anyhoo, This is the last one from the abyss, so next week will be a fresh episode! Stay tuned, and tell a friend!

You ever forget what day it is?  Then you snap back to your senses, and three weeks have slipped by you, careening off into the abyss in a furious blur that you hope to soon forget? Us neither. Anyways, here's another episode! Hope you enjoy this fresh, timely episode that definitely hasn't been sitting around for weeks. I'd love to describe it, but that would spoil the fun. Let's find out together!

It’s Easter! And you’re not getting dragged to church by a relative, so why don’t you join us for our version of a Sunrise Service? We thought we’d be gentle, seeing as it’s your first time. So instead of a sermon on The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle, we thought we’d start you out with a little praise, and or worship. Say a Hail Mary, light a candle, and prepare yourself for a self-Righteous Invasion of Truth-bombs as we discuss the music that helped shape us into the cynical heathens we are today. Spoiler alert; it’s 90’s CCM. Saddle up your fucking horses. Edit: I forgot to include the link to the playlist!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7mqh8WK1YPSxz3rT29c5Nu?si=WssZUPplTLKUEjy7I2h50A