The Goodie Goodie with Sabrina Jalees

Sab and Sophia pour themselves a tequila pop open zoom and chat quarantine life, tequila and the real struggle of our new tech-reliant world. What does it take to cut someone from the friend bench? What uplifting thing did Hillary Clinton say on a zoom chat Sophia was on with her moments before this pod? Who would fill the rooms in Sophia and Sabs quarantine dream house? These answers and more INCLUDING cameos Ingrid Haaswriter/actor/director of Still Wylde (out on Amazon TODAY) and Sabs mom Ursula talks growing vegetables from literally anywhere. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mae Martin (long time Sab friend, Netflix comedy special and...) has just released her show Feel Good on Netflix and her parents love her more about it. They rehash MSN arguments they had as teens and comedy songs they performed together in the 00s. They chat quarantine environment and how life has changed since Maes show has been gobbled up on mass and highly reviewed. What is the future of comedy? What is Shoolie GonJayko up to? Come for the lol and real chats stay for the Pandemic Anthem. Episode best paired with Burger Flavored Jello. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liza Treyger (Comedy Central, Netflix, Late Night with Seth Myers) is in the prime of her apartment life and its a good thing cause like the rest of the world: shes trapped. Lizas known for being able to thrive in a quarantined state so we check in with how its going now that its a forced captivity. They chat about babies giving good quarantine vibes and why. Internet comedyughits all our reality now and Liza and Sabrina chat internet comedy shows and what the fuck to do. Liza recommends the Netflix show Abstract Art Of Design and Im putting it in this description cause how else will I remember that title. They debate over the grimness of COVID ads. We get to giggles though with several topicsmy favorite of which is a fantasy of Liza being married to Joe Exotic circa 1992. Porn stars are not isolating well and Lizas got the scoop on it. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is officially week two (or three?) of the quarantine and Sabrina and Ashley Tisdale (actress, popstar, social media mogul, best friend get deep into it. Well first Wolfie (Sabrinas 2 year old son) weighs in with quarantining tips. Then the girls get into it. Certainly there was a better way to get started on this description but honestly im three mimosas in and just want to convey to you that you should listen to this podcast and rate it five stars and live a nice easy-as-possible life during these tough as possible times. Ashley and Sabrina topics include: relationship tips during the quarantine, having a winners outlook in a loser-y time, talking shit, letting go, planning for a digital future. You know I called my mommy at the endUrsula has some gardening tips and general voice of reason mantras. Enjoy! THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its a quarantine family spectacular! Socially distance yourself into Sabrinas world with this QUARAN-episode featuring an all star cast of all star COVID content: Wolfie (Sabrinas 2 year old son) with his quarantine updateTherapist Renie Schoenkerman shares her thoughts onhow to mentally cope with these wildly tough/uncharted-territory-ish timesUrsula Frei (Sabrinas mom) weighs in with stats, plans and the right way to feel about all of thisShauna McCann (Sabrinas wife) chats coping mechanisms for relationship during quarantine, the silver linings to this tragic backdrop, parenting during the quarantine and the value of still dressing up and feeling hot/sexy/confident and most importantly movie/show recommendations. This is non-perishable chicken soup for the COVID-panic-era-stricken soul. Enjoy! THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucky you, lucky you! Youre quarantined AND this new new episode starts hot and heavy with Megan Gailey (The Tonight Show, Lights Out with David Spade) getting into both therapy and the behind the scenes drama of her/all wedding(s). Take notes on the tips and downfalls of wedding and honeymoon planning for a distant future where group gatherings and world travel is back on the table. The girls bond over the first couples argument after youre newly married being newly wild and feel newly catastrophic. Megan also lays out her path into broadening her career from stand up to include writing and selling network pilots. Warm up a can of quarantine beans and gather round the fire of this pod and stick around for Sabrinas mom Ursula to chime in at the end with tips on simplifying your life! rate! Pls rate muchos stars! THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Megan Gailey (Conan, Tonight Show) stops by fresh off her sweet ass Palm Springs wedding to chat everything goodie goodie. You better believe theres drama! The girls bond over losing friendships while wedding planning. The vulnerabilities and crazy-making aspects of being a woman? They cover that. The the line, Im too old for this shit? Its bullshit. They talk about the psychology around failure/choking. New therapists, desperation, judgement and the mountains we build in our mind. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sudi (five years of SNL writing in the bag bish, Shrill too bish) and Sab continue their deep chats at the Jalees kitchen table where Sab tricks Sudi into believing she didnt know what a doula was. They obvioussssly get into what it was like growing up as half brown comedy stars in the making. Sab reveals that the fam is headed to Mexico to make an embryo out of her egg + Wolfies donors sperm. Sabrina talks about the new, surprising insecurities that have risen in the egg-gathering process. Listen up, rate up, wins down! THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sudi (SNL, Shrill) slides into the pod with toy trucks for Wolfie and real truths for Sabibi. The girls bond over being half brown and Sudi dives into her formative years- sharing how her attitude towards academics fast tracked her comedy career. A good attitude? This bish has one. Shes a treat and a delight and her grandmas a midwife so deliver the EarPods to your ears and give psychological birth to this perfect pod. Pls rate as well as relate. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alyssa Limparis is in the house and on the pod. We dive back in where we left off: Eating disorders and recovery. Off of Alyssas experience of watching her father slowly pass he girls deliberate the pros and cons of sudden vs slow death. The way people talk to dying people. Sabrinas dog Cowboy senses that Alyssa doesnt want his attention and promptly pressed all parts of his body against hers. Revelations of couples therapy and the story of a free avocado found in the streets of LA. They both admit their big therapy mountains (being impatient/being indecisive). Press listen, press rate, press your body against this pod. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If youve never seen one of Alyssa Lymparis viral videos she puts out in character as her mother STOP READING THIS AND DO THAT! While also clicking on this episode and listening to that! Perfect pairing... Sab and Alyssa talk about her path into comedy and how her fathers illness and eventual death opened the door to clarity in her life and comedy. We chat life, therapy and love. Sabrina found an avocado in the middle of the road on the day this was recorded and this episode is a slice of that free cado to your ears. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mo opens up about her consistently dead-beat dad and talks about her time at a family domestic violence shelter. The girls talk about the unique smell of rich peoples pores and how bad we want it. They talk about weaving new queerness into your act when you feel like youve already capped out at your one or two queer-ities. Queer babies are arguably better than all babies? Take a listen and you decide. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy Mo-ly we have Mo Welch (How To Die Alone, Conan, Comedy Central) and for the first time ever A BABY (Cleo Wednesday) on the podcast. Not 5 minutes in Sabrina tells Mo shes traditionally beautiful. Mo carried Cleo and tells Sabrina how her and her wife Sam chose a donor and walks us through the process of asking. Other topics? Basketball. C sections. Shame. Re-approaching your career after child birth. Sabrinas childhood submission to Jenny Jones. Getting trapped from progressing because youre caught up in the thing that makes you funny. Speaking of dark parts Sabrina has inexplicably glued together butt cheeks during the pod please write in if you know why. ALT TITLE: SAYING IT LIKE YOU SAID IT IN THE CAR - listen to learn why THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hop in the combined lap of Jefferey Self (Search Party) and Sabrina as they continue chatting about holiday expectations/family meltdowns. Ever been jealous of other people? So has Jefferey. Also Sabrina but Jefferey shows more of his jealousy tits in this episode and its worth a lesson. I GOT SHIT ON MY SHOE! Sabrina shares the story of riding a Greyhound on her 20th birthday and that quote is a part of it. Jefferey is fresh off writing and starring in a short he wrote part of a show pitch and shares tips on producing your own shtuff. Yes: shtuff. Oh yeah also Jefferey used to jerk off to ads for broadway shows. Rate, subscribe, connect with humans while listening. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sabrina discusses her court ordered ban from performing and how sweet it felt to get on up. After a dentist found a hole in Sabrinas tooth both Jefferey and Sabrina realize they need more doctors in their life. If youve been waiting your whole life to hear Sab and Jefferey sing Moana sons? Wait no more! Are you are a doctor and youd like to be our friend? THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! (Also contains goodie goodie sex secrets) THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new age of National Lampoon is born with this twisted collection of comedy sketches, characters, music, and more. WITH COLE ESCOLA, JO FIRESTONE, BRETT DAVIS, ALEX ENGLISH, MAEVE HIGGINS, AARON JACKSON, RACHEL PEGRAM, LORELEI RAMIREZ, MEGAN STALTER, AND MARTIN URBANO NATIONAL LAMPOON RADIO HOUR https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/national-lampoon-radio-hour/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sabrina continues her chat with Aisling Bea (Living With Yourself, This Way Up)... What matters most in life? They share theirs but yours should currently be pressing play on this podcast. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hot off the sexiest career year one could dream of, Aisling Bea (Living With Yourself, This Way Up, The Comedy Line Up) joins Sabrina and Wolfie in bed. Sabrinas Irish wife delivers tea and pasta for the first time I do believe because of a subliminal Irish sister connection. Aisling shares the revelations she uncovered while shooting back to back cool shows. They chat pranks. They chat catching life where you got it. They chat writing what you know. They chat + you listen = great time. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, well, well its about time these butch souls got into hair, pronouns and patience. Rhea chats about their approach to correcting someone on their pronoun and wouldnt even classify it as a correction and yet here I am using that word in the description of the pod. They chat thanksgiving, they lay down flat and enjoy the goodie goodie comfort and they close out their talk with a collaborative guided meditation that features squirrels in the attic and Instagram. THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rhea Butcher comes by Sabs to talk TRAUMA. I mean we talked more than trauma but got into the trauma impressively fast, tbh. Rhea reflects on the effects of their parents divorce. They also take Sabrina through their recent journey in ditching cynicism. Sab compares meditation to prayer (like a genius) and the two realize they are both former/current rock collectors. Do you collect rocks? Have you ever put up a wall? Open yourself to the possibility that there might be something good on the other side Of this pod and press play! THE GOODIE GOODIE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-goodie-goodie/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices