The Grawlix Saves The World

The boys give competitive advice to a 44-year-old divorcee who's getting back out there. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Liv Carter at our live monthly show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and Emma Cricket! See Andrew at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on November 21st! See Ben at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, on November 22nd and 23rd! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place on November 29th at Buntport Theater in Denver! See Andrew at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins on December 5th! See Ben and Andrew at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 13th! Adam is making a movie! Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys give competitive advice to an Australian fan who got caught, ahem, in the act. What do you do when you're on a cruise ship and your pre-teen son walks in on you getting busy with your girlfriend? You call the Grawlix. Immediately. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Mandy Kay at our live monthly show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and Emma Cricket! See Ben's new band Arson Charge at Moe's in Denver on November 15th! See Ben at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, on November 22nd and 23rd! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place on November 29th at Buntport Theater in Denver! See Ben and Andrew at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 13th! Adam is making a movie! Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew seeks advice about his child custody situation. The boys turn their advice cannons around and aim them towards the deck of the SS Grawlix—this time, pointing directly at Andrew, who needs help with a major family decision. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Andrew Orvedahl himself, at our live monthly show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and more! See Ben at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, on November 22nd and 23rd! See Ben and Andrew at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 13th! Adam is making a movie! Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys compete in a surprise speed Halloween costume contest. In honor of Halloween, Producer Ron surprises Adam, Andrew, and Ben with a flash costume contest—giving them only five minutes to create a costume (and character) from stuff laying around the house—and then decides who deserves the biggest candy bar in their bucket. Featuring standup comedy from Jaye McBride live at High Plains Comedy Festival! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and more! See Andrew perform at the Rialto Theater in Loveland, Colorado on November 1st! Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What to do when your teenager turns. Oh, those petulant teens. The coarsening of a child—from sweet apple of your eye to apathetic, hostile Vape King—can be a lot to handle as a parent. Fortunately, the Grawlix boys are here to hold a listener's hand through it all.  Featuring standup comedy from Django Gold live at High Plains Comedy Festival! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on October 26th with Brooks Wheelan, Derek Sheen, and Mandy Kay! See Andrew perform at the Bug's 30th anniversary fundraiser celebration on October 19th! Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All hail Evil Josh! Our patented competitive advice makes its live debut as the boys are joined by super guests Laura Peek and Josh Gondelman at the High Plains Comedy Festival!  Full video on Patreon! LINKS: Listen to Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on October 26th with Brooks Wheelan, Derek Sheen, and Mandy Kay! See Ben at Savage Henry Comedy Fest in Eureka, CA on October 10th and 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival in Minneapolis on October 12th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take their feckless MLB baseball team to task. A casual question from a listener—what to do about the laughing stock Colorado Rockies?—unites Ben, Adam and Andrew in a blind, seething rage towards the worst team in professional sports. Featuring standup comedy from our own Andrew Orvedahl at our live show! LINKS: Mark your calendars for Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21, on October 4th! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on October 26th with Brooks Wheelan, Derek Sheen, and Mandy Kay! See Adam at Milkwaukee Comedy Fest on October 1st, and at Sports Drink in New Orleans on October 4th-5th! See Andrew at Second Chance Comedy in Denver on October 6th! See Ben at Savage Henry Comedy Fest in Eureka, CA on October 10th and 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival in Minneapolis on October 12th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Get your own "SELL" Rockies shirt!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take Producer Ron aside for a little chat. In a very special Grawlix Saves the World, the boys confront producer Ron about his Amazon addiction.  Featuring standup comedy from Kurt Braunohler at our live show! LINKS: Mark your calendars for Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21, on October 4th! See Adam in Casper on September 27th, Milkwaukee on October 1st, and New Orleans on October 4th-5th! See Andrew at Second Chance Comedy in Denver on October 6th! See Ben headlining the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival in Minneapolis on October 12th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys don’t know the first thing about the Constitution. In anticipation of the upcoming US election - fun! - Ben challenges Adam and Andrew to a quiz on the Constitution, through no less an authority than a random online quiz! Democracy dies in darkness. This episode is the nail in the coffin.  Featuring standup comedy from Hannah Jones at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st! See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on Wednesday, September 18th! See Ben headlining the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival in Minneapolis on October 12th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When a teenage fan needs help navigating a situation at her first job, the boys go into overdrive, saving multiple worlds in the process, maybe even the universe. Time will tell.  Featuring standup comedy from Eeland Stribling at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st! See Adam performing at Lulu's Downtown in Colorado Springs on Friday, September 13th! See Ben performing in Ashville, North Carolina on September 13th-14th! See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on Wednesday, September 18th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which are now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to handle an unexpected pregnancy in your 40s. A long-time listener who never wanted kids of his own—and who didn't think it was even possible—discovers that his 42-year-old wife is pregnant. So Adam, Ben and Andrew compete to see who can give the best advice on how to handle the situation. Featuring standup comedy from Jordan Doll at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st! See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th! See Adam performing at Lulu's Downtown in Colorado Springs on Friday, September 13th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to be civil about politics when the world is burning. You know the boys love fixing each and every one of your lives, but when a listener asks Adam, Ben, and Andrew how to talk to co-workers about the upcoming election without pissing anyone off, the veracity of the Riff City Brain Trust is put to the ultimate test.  Featuring standup comedy from we Grawlix three at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys give advice about making new friends in adulthood. A loyal listener asks Adam, Ben, and Andrew for a few tips on making friends as an introverted adult—and the boys turn the question into a competition. Also Ben hijacks the intro of the show to drop one of his newly patented "diamonds." Featuring standup comedy from Joe Mande at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Adam perform at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas on August 23rd! See Ben performing at the Shrine Social Club in Boise, Idaho on August 24th! See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam gets a vasectomy. Falling on his proverbial sword, Adam finally goes through with a vasectomy, and Andrew and Ben are there for him in his hour of need.  Featuring standup comedy from sweet sterile baby Adam Cayton-Holland at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Ben's band SPELLS touring in Tacoma, Seattle, Portland and Astoria! See Adam perform his one-man special, Happy Place, on August 17th at the Bug! Check out Andrew's storytelling show The Narrators on August 21st at Buntport Theater in Denver! See Adam perform at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas on August 23rd! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys go weight lifting. Flummoxed by his recent return to the gym, after years away, Adam recruits Ben to give him a weight lifting crash course, and Andrew comes along to spritz them both with water.  Featuring standup comedy from Kate McLachlan at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Andrew and Adam perform at Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado on August 10th! See Ben perform at Fourteener Brewing in Denver on August 10th! See Adam perform his one-man special, Happy Place, on August 17th at the Bug! See Adam perform at The Secret Group in Houston, Texas on August 23rd! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So gross. When Andrew gets bed bugs, he turns to Ben and Adam to help him figure out the best course of action. They, in turn, burn his house down. And the day is saved.  Featuring standup comedy from Bryan Cook at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Ben headlining Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on August 4th! See Andrew and Adam perform at Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado on August 10th! See Adam perform his one-man special, Happy Place, on August 17th at the Bug! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys give a listener advice about using generative AI. A long-time fan asks us about using AI bots for creative endeavors, so we compete to decide who's got the best advice. And because we're nothing if not fair, we let ChatGPT also weigh in on the situation—with one special caveat. Featuring standup comedy from Ahmed Bharoocha at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, July 27th with Joe Mande, Mandy Kay, and Jordan Doll! See Ben's band SPELLS perform at the Underground Music Showcase in Denver on Friday, July 25th! See Andrew and Adam perform at Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado on August 10th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys share advice on handling internet creeps. Denver comedian Morgan Gallo has built a strong following online, but it's 92% men—and some of those men insist on sexualizing everything she does—so Andrew, Adam, and Ben compete to see who's can give the best advice for draining the digital cesspool of Morgan's comments section. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Morgan at our live show! We're taking next week off for summer vacation, but we'll be back in two weeks with a brand-new episode. Happy summer, #%!@$ers! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, July 27th with Joe Mande, Mandy Kay, and Jordan Doll! See Ben's band SPELLS perform at Punk Rock Saves Lives at Ratio Overland in Denver on July 5th! See Andrew at Chain Reaction Brewing in Denver on July 11th! See Adam in Red Cliff, Colorado on July 10th, then Denver Comedy Underground on July 11th, and Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on July 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys compete to make the best original birthday card for Ben. Shocked (and frankly humbled) by how poorly they performed at the friendship quiz in the previous episode, Andrew, Adam, and Producer Ron decided to go on the offensive in their friendship with Ben—by bombarding him with bespoke birthday cards.  Featuring a standup clip from the birthday boy himself, Ben Roy! Click here for a video of Ben opening his cards! (available after 5am) LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, June 29th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Ben and Andrew performing at Bryan Cook's Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction in Denver on July 1st! See Ben's band SPELLS perform at Punk Rock Saves Lives at Ratio Overland in Denver on July 5th! See Adam headlining at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on July 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take a friendship quiz. All these people have been writing letters, asking the supposed Grawlix "Super Friends" for advice, but are these three best guys even really that close?! We take some bullshit online test and find out! On this VERY special episode of Grawlix Saves the World. Featuring standup comedy from Caroline Williams at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on June 19th! See Andrew performing at The Enthusiasts in Denver on June 21st! See Ben and Andrew performing at Bryan Cook's Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction in Denver on July 1st! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices