The Grimm Mystics

In this week’s episode the Mystics spiral over the things that, once you know them, you cannot unknow 😵‍💫 And frankly, you shouldn’t have to suffer alone. Amber kicks things off by revisiting a deeply traumatizing relic from her high school years: a movie involving giant bugs, an aggressive mist/fog situation 🪳 and absolutely no reason for it to be as upsetting as it still is. She breaks down the plot in the simplest, funniest way possible. Next, Lesley takes the mic to expose dolphins 🐬 for what they truly are: not sweet ocean puppies, but calculated, intelligent predators of the sea with a PR team that deserves jail time. And finally, Amber closes out the episode with a hidden gem left behind by her home builders warranty guy, that may or may not explain five years of heightened paranoia, sensory overload, and one very specific villain origin story 🪭 Light-hearted, unhinged, and just self-aware enough, “Sensory Issues: The Episode” wraps up 2025 the only way The Mystics know how: sharing cursed knowledge, laughing through the discomfort, and making sure if we have to know this… you do too 🥰THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

In this week’s episode, the Mystics unwrap the weirdest side of the holidays, digging into Christmas 🎄 traditions that are less ✨ silent night ✨ and more “please don’t come to my house 😱 Straight from The Scary Book of Christmas Lore by Tim Rayborn, we explore festive customs from around the world that are creepy AF... but somehow still jolly 🎅🏻 Meet the Mari Lwyd 🐴 a skull-faced horse that shows up uninvited and demands entry, dive into the chaotic energy of Mummers roaming the streets in disguise 👺 and chat about La Befana. A witchy grandmother who delivers gifts (or judgment) on her broomstick. Speaking of brooms, we also get into the age-old tradition of hiding them so witches can’t collect them and take to the skies on Christmas Eve 🧹 It’s spooky, it’s historical, and it’s delivered with plenty of laughs, side commentary, and mild concern for everyone involved 🥴 So grab your cocoa, lock your doors (just in case), and join us as we prove once again that Christmas has always been a little… unhinged. 🎄👻THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenHardcopy of The Scary Book of Christmas Lore

In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive into the curious world of avian espionage 🦅 Amber explores the origins of the “birds aren’t real” conspiracy 🐧 Questioning whether it’s satire, paranoia, or somewhere in between... 🕵🏻‍♀️ But Lesley is convinced that some birds are definitely up to something 👀👀 The Gruesome Twosome chat about a viral TikTok trend where women casually inform their partners they “saw a bird today” and share our thoughts on the joys, and potential suspicions, of bird watching in general 👓 Prepare for feathered facts, wild theories, and a few laughs along the way.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

In this week's episode The Mystics wander into the strange and sacred shadows of Yosemite as they explore the disappearance of Sandra Hughes, an experienced outdoorswoman known for her unmistakably bright blue hair, who vanished in 2020 under circumstances that still don’t add up. With care and compassion, The Mystics retrace Sandra’s final known steps: a wrecked campsite, scattered belongings, and several eerie sightings that left search teams puzzled. Despite her deep experience navigating wild spaces, Sandra slipped into the forest’s silence — and more than four years later, her story continues to perplex investigators and armchair sleuths alike. But this is Yosemite, after all... a place built on legends just as much as granite. So the Mystics also dive into the valley’s enduring lore: guardian spirits carved into cliffs, trickster forces said to protect the wilderness, and the ancient stories of the Ahwahneechee people who believed these lands were alive and listening. Balancing mystery with myth (and just a sprinkle of the Mystics’ usual humor), this episode honors Sandra’s story while exploring the deeper, older magic of Yosemite, a place where the line between the seen and unseen is never quite straight.🚨🚨 If you have any information about this individual or if you have been in the area south of Merced Pass and Buena Vista Crest during July 2020, please call 209-372-0610, even if you didn't see her or abandoned gear.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenNational Park Service Posting on SandraThe Bizarre Disappearance of Sandra Hughes, Where Are They PodcastThe Haunting Case of Sandra Hughes, Haunts PodcastMedium.com Article on SandraWSBT ArticleMariposa Gazette

In this week’s episode The Mystics beam up one of Colorado’s most bizarre and suspicious mysteries: the strange 1967 death of Snippy the Horse (real name: Lady). When Lady wandered off and was later found with the flesh mysteriously removed from her head and neck, and no blood anywhere 🤔 the entire town basically looked at the sky and said, “Yep, aliens.” The two saddle up and trot through the eerie details: scorched vegetation, weird chemical smells, locals feeling sick near the scene, and strange lights dancing over the San Luis Valley 🛸 But the real eyebrow-raiser? One of the only doctors to declare Lady’s demise “natural” just so happens to be from the Air Force. Huh. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Please continue complying with your government-issued horse explanations 🤫🤫🤫 Grab your tinfoil hats, watch the skies, and join us for a cosmic ride through cattle chaos. Because when things get this weird, the explanation is obvious… It’s aliens, duh! 👽🐴✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenDenver Public Library on Lady50 Years Later ArticleMore Mystery ArticlesWikipedia

In this week’s episode, one Mystic descends into the shadows of ancient myth to uncover the true story behind Lilith 🕷️ the woman history tried to forget. From her earliest Mesopotamian origins to her controversial role as Adam’s first wife in medieval folklore, we explore how her refusal to submit reshaped her legacy into one of autonomy, rebellion, and divine feminine fury 🌩️ Lesley breaks down why Lilith left Eden, how patriarchal narratives painted her as a dangerous seductress, and how modern witchcraft has reclaimed her as a patron of sovereignty, sexuality, and shadow work. 🕯️Light a candle, pour something dark and sweet, and settle in for an episode is all about power, boundaries, and the woman who said “no” first. 💃🏼THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenLilith in Biblical HistoryThe story of LilithThe Alphabet of Ben Sira on Lilith

In this week's episode The Mystics summon up the spirit of Halloween 👻 as they wander from ancient bonfires to your neighborhood cul-de-sac candy haul. The duo dives into the pagan roots of Samhain, where disguises were meant to fool wandering spirits, and how those traditions slowly transformed into our modern-day parade of costumes, jack-o’-lanterns, and a bag full of mini candy bars 🍫 They also explore the curious history of trick-or-treating. From “souling” and guising to knocking on doors for candy instead of prayers (a definite upgrade). The Gruesome Twosome take things back to the present with some personal Halloween favorites: the costumes that slayed 👩🏼‍🍳 the candy that stayed (and the ones that should’ve been left at the bottom of the bowl), and what they’re getting up to this spooky season. Expect laughs, light-hearted chaos, nostalgic nostalgia, and maybe a ghost or two lurking around the edges. So grab a pumpkin-spiced something, light the mood lighting (or a candle if you’re feeling witchy), and join us for an episode that’s equal parts history lesson and Halloween hangout. 🎃✨

In this solo dive, Amber sheds her mortal skin to explore the legend of Medusa. She is a symbol of power, protection, and reclamation. From her ancient origins to rituals that honor her energy, we untangle how the serpent-haired goddess continues to inspire survivors and seekers alike.We’ll also explore how the High Priestess tarot card mirrors Medusa’s mystery, which is a reminder that intuition and strength often wear the same face.If you or someone you love needs help, please reach out to the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or text START to 88788. You are not alone. 🖤

In this week’s episode, The Mystics howl at the sky and bask in the glow of THA MOOOOON 🌕✨ You can expect to hear all about the moon’s shining moments. Every full moon of the year, why they got their names, and what they look like lighting up the night. Learn about the magic behind the most recent Harvest Moon, while the other spills the tea on the upcoming Beaver Moon (yes… it’s a real thing). 🦫 And since The Gruesome Twosome's birthdays are just a day apart, we checked what the moon was up to when we were born and discovered some divine feminine energy that felt very on brand 💃🏻💃🏻 Get ready for cosmic giggles, moon myths, and a whole lot of lunar love ✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

In this week’s episode, The Mystics conjure up the dark glamour of American Horror Story: Coven as they finish their haunted Movie/TV sets series 🎥 From the bewitching streets of New Orleans to the real legends that inspired the series 🦇 Amber and Lesley explore the magic and mayhem woven into every spell. But things get especially eerie when they uncover the story of an actress who, while performing a real Latin chant on set, may have summoned something far more serious than the script intended 😱😱 Grab your sage, light a candle, and join the coven—this episode blurs the line between Hollywood illusion and genuine hoodoo.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

In this week's episode The Mystics pull back the velvet curtain on Hollywood’s haunted side 👻 starting with the chilling legacy of Rebel Without a Cause. Between tragic accidents 🏎️mysterious deaths, and unsettling coincidences surrounding its stars 🤔 this classic film feels more cursed than cool. But true to form, the deep dive doesn’t stay on track for long 🥴 Soon the conversation spirals into rants about Red Bulls, Amber and Lesley's oddly specific obsession with behind-the-scenes access, and a few random detours that may be proof they’re cursed by chaos themselves 😀😄 The Gruesome Twosome doesn't quite make it to movie number two this round (oops!) Don't forget to tune in next time for Amber's cursed pick, guaranteed to bring even more spine-tingling Hollywood lore ⭐⭐THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenNatalie WoodTimesuck Episode about NatalieSal MineoNick AdamsJames Dean

In this week’s episode, The Mystics slice into the eerie legends of 🧀 Cheesman Park in Denver, CO. From its unsettling history as a cemetery-turned-green-space ⛲ to the spooky spirits said to wander its pathways 👻 This episode dives into why some believe the park is cursed. Of course, things wouldn’t be complete without a side tangent into Colorado’s most haunting style choice... “Colorado casual." Where jeggings and flannels reign supreme 🥾 With plenty of laughs, a dash of chills, and a sprinkle of cheese, Provolone and Afraid serves up the perfect mix of spooky and silly 🪦

In this week’s episode the Mystics trek into the chilling mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident 🏔️ Amber and Lesley explore the story of nine experienced hikers whose fateful journey through the Ural Mountains ended in tragedy, leaving behind bizarre injuries 🤕 unanswered questions 🤔 and one of history’s coldest cold cases ❄️ From Yetis and aliens to Soviet secrecy, they sift through the strangest theories and unsettling facts with curiosity and respect, while still keeping things a little light to keep the frostbite away. Was it something paranormal lurking in the snow ☃️ or a very human danger hidden in plain sight? 🐻 Bundle up and join us as The Gruesome Twosome uncover “The Hills Have Ice.”THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenThe IncidentThe New YorkerDylatovPass.comStrangeoutdoors.comDylatov Pass Google Map

In this week’s episode the Mystics break into their own FBI files 🗃️ to uncover the very mildly suspicious activities that probably got them flagged 🥴 From Amber's undying belief that crystals and essential oils could heal a broken leg, to Lesley's never-ending rant about a certain politician who may or may not secretly be the Zodiac Killer 💌 These “case files” are less about national security and more about why the FBI is rolling their eyes 🙄 Tune in for laughs, questionable wellness tips, and a reminder that if we’re on a watchlist, it’s definitely the Most Mildly Annoying one 😀

In this week’s episode, The Mystics unroll a bizarre 🙃corner of TikTok where two New York men are taking “street performance” to a whole new level.. by becoming actual rugs 🏉 That’s right: one silently sneaks underfoot without consent 🤢 the other proudly charges for the privilege of stepping on him 🤑 Is this performance art, a questionable hustle, or just plain creepy? Join The Gruesome Twosome as they laugh their way through the world of carpet art and debate whether these rug dealers deserve applause… or a vacuum. 🫧

In this week’s episode, The Mystics go big, literally, as they explore whether giants once roamed the Earth 🌎 From eyebrow-raising newspaper reports in the 1800s and 1900s, to biblical tall tales, to mountains that suspiciously resemble a nap-taking giant 😴 Amber and Lesley are chasing every oversized breadcrumb they can find. Of course there's speculation (in the most highly scientific, definitely-not-made-up way) about what might have led to their extinction. So grab your magic beans and a sturdy ladder because Bro, Where’s My Beanstalk is about to take you to new heights ⛰️THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenAncient Origins on GiantsSerpent Mound Friends of the Serpent MoundRobert WadlowLovelock Cave

In this week's episode, The Mystics accidentally set sail into the same chaotic waters 🌊Lesley dives into the life of Stede Bonnet 👱🏻‍♂️a wealthy landowner turned into a wanna be bad boy pirate captain. Amber, on the other hand, boarded the infamous ship of none other than Blackbeard himself, Queen Anne's Revenge ⛵ Little did they know, these two stories crash into each other like a cannonball to the hull 💣 It’s a tale of frilly shirts, questionable life choices, and a pirate bromance no one saw coming. Grab your eyepatch and prepare for a voyage through the golden age of piracy in Not So Jolly Rogers. 🏴‍☠️THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenStede Bonnet, the Gentleman PirateOuterland North Carolina, on the Real Stede BonnetStede Bonnet, DNCRThe Smithsonian on Stede

In this week's episode, The Mystics spill about a magical night under the stars at Red Rocks 🪨 Amber is a ride-or-die Halsey fan and brought Lesley along for the cult meeting for a vibe that could only be described as chaotic ethereal 🫖think Alice in Wonderland energy, killer views, and... a surprise guest appearance from a cockroach squad 🪳The Gruesome Twosome chat about the absolute serve that was Halsey’s performance 💃🏻how they may or may not have summoned something otherworldly (besides Halsey herself), and the ghostly history lingering around the venue 👻🪓It's giving a haunted fairy tale with a dash of girl dinner energy. Grab a drink, light a candle, and come relive the night with us ✨

In this week’s episode, The Mystics celebrate like no is paying as they plan their ultimate birthday bash 🎂No budget required! Amber envisions a peaceful escape into the woods, where the vibes are grounded and the cell service is nonexistent 🌲⛺ Lesley on the other hand? She’s booked a private villa for 50, complete with bottomless cocktails 🍸glam squads, and a poolside host who may or may not be British. From forest fairy to party queen 👑we’re manifesting all the birthday energy we deserve, even if our bank accounts disagree.

This week, Amber channels Aphrodite 💋 and breaks down her favorite rituals for keeping the vibe high and the chaos low. Think: yoga that doubles as mood magic 🧘‍♀️, meditations that sometimes just turn into naps 🕯️, and energy work that’s basically just emotional laundry. It’s self-care with a side of goddess-level sass. ✨