The Hake Report

Some make good neighbors; others don’t! Art from OH explains! Bernie supports the shutdown for socialism! Poor and godless society.The Hake Report, Friday, October 10, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:26) Disclaimer, “Oso, Hakey Bear”(0:05:24) Hey, guys!(0:08:12) JERMAINE, Canada: Asian likes Latinas. s/o(0:10:21) JERMAINE: s/o Trump… GM move Oshawa to Indiana(0:17:01) JERMAINE: Katie Porter(0:17:52) JERMAINE: Hasan Piker, dog collar: Shock Caller? Sneako(0:21:23) ART, OH: Called it! Allen, MI: Christians, Muslims: Freedom vs Force(0:27:04) ART: To BHI becoming NOI… Dems been evil; pussyfooting around(0:31:07) … News: Phony Bernie on shutdown(0:39:08) WILLIAM III: French Canadian lesson; Trump cuts; Section 8(0:44:15) WILLIAM III: Israel … SF, CA needs to turn red(0:47:48) WILLIAM 7, CA: Hatred for the Jewish people(0:49:55) WILLIAM 7: Space, money laundering(0:52:15) WILLIAM 7: Gov’t shutdown, Bernie, nation divided. 8 neighborhoods(0:57:37) STEVE’N, MD: We didn’t speak English in Africa! Didn’t know Jesus(1:01:03) STEVE’N: Hating the poor? WIC, Section 8(1:08:42) STEVE’N: Socialism vs Communism?(1:15:23) LUCAS, CA: Being poor; Candace, Charlie Kirk; conspiracy, capital punishment?(1:21:10) LUCAS: Comedians in Saudi Arabia event(1:26:14) Coffee: Mike on IDF post-agreement!(1:30:25) Coffee: Jermaine, Canada Monday Thanksgiving, Boogie with a Hoodie(1:35:06) Coffee: Cesar(1:36:42) Coffee: Nicky: Snail Herbert the Snail(1:40:52) Shoutouts/Supers: FB, Rumble, Chest Day(1:43:52) ALLEN, MI: The poor, not if you follow God’s laws(1:45:48) JOHN, Houston: Jerusalem Post pro-Trump propaganda?(1:48:32) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Godly, not religious(1:53:04) Coffees…(1:53:51) RICK, VA… EndBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/10/hake-fri-10-10-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/10/jlp-fri-10-10-25VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

FBI, Nat’l Guard, put to good use! Everybody’s communist, until we repent. Heated argument with Grok. Katie Porter’s kid’s smile.The Hake Report, Thursday, October 9, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:30) Intro(0:03:56) Super: LYC?(0:05:26) Coffee: Anthony on Zenny(0:07:47) Coffee: Greta and Caitlin(0:09:40) review, Hake site(0:11:13) News…. National Guard in Chicago, FBI helping ICE, pepperball pastor face(0:16:57) Prideful son on TikTok/Reddit: Against fascism? Antifa!(0:23:06) Everybody’s communist — nazi commies and “free speech”(0:27:21) ALLEN, MI: Female govt of lawyers; Romans, fasces, water(0:37:30) ALLEN: Bureaucratic smirks…(0:41:38) ALLEN: What do you mean by fascism? Communism?(0:45:36) ALEX, CA: Keep it simple musicwise; Go with, not against…(0:47:35) ALEX: Dearborn, MI… let Muslims run SF? Dems for death(0:52:39) Party for the Devil … Jane Goodall, depressing… AI Grok denial of Antifa trans(1:05:19) ROSS, NJ: Mad at Grok, Google? Love, forgive, animal survival(1:08:36) ROSS: Trump red hat, Biden “unity” red, Uniforms, Flags(1:12:27) Coffee: Rex: Los Angeleeeze(1:14:09) Coffee: Terri: Dogs, Islam, Fenty Fold(1:18:24) Coffee: Cesar: Bibi knew? Tsarnaev. Comet anatomy(1:29:29) SORRY LOUD… Katie Porter… child’s smile(1:39:37) JAIME, MN: Trump antifa press conference, Andy Ngo(1:43:54) JAIME: Dearborn, SF, Minneapolis(1:49:08) WILLIAM 7, CA: R—d?BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/9/hake-thu-10-9-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/9/jlp-thu-10-9-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Brandon Johnson: passive-aggressive politician. Pierre Poilievre pronunciation. Greta Thunberg. Police, ICE, and women in the garden. 3I/ATLAS comet.The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 8, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer incl. NYT(0:03:46) Hey, guys!(0:06:21) Amelia Earhart(0:10:13) Russia-Trump-Ukraine drama(0:12:53) JERMAINE, Canada: Fine like rice. Mayor Brandon Johnson.(0:17:56) JERMAINE: Chicago illegal r— … Brandon J., Destiny, Obama(0:21:39) JERMAINE: Vicious. Mark Carney great?(0:33:54) JERMAINE: Dubai banned extremism? Guilt, “Freedom of speech”(0:36:28) Pierre Poilievre(0:40:04) Frank Rizzo(0:45:08) Greggatron: Greta Thurnberg, Malala(0:52:23) Cesar: Projection, Fave Conspiracy theory: FE?(0:59:31) Coffee: JFK was NOT g— … “Lem”(1:03:25) ROSS, NJ: Police, North Pole-Ice, Polls, ICE(1:10:39) ROSS: Words, ICE, strong action, Power(1:14:41) ROSS: Equilizer, women, tools, weapons, anger(1:16:49) Anchor Baby, Punchie TV(1:17:42) Coffee: Alex, 3iatlas(1:26:56) Popcorn: Capital punishment for dealers?(1:28:59) 3I/Atlas per Bill (off-mic)(1:32:46) Trump’s solutions and ideas… outside-the-box(1:35:07) RICK, VA: Homelessness, crime, cities, govt funded mess(1:43:00) RICK: Drug boats, Fishermen, Trump, America, Africa(1:48:56) RICK: Healthcare, taxes, take care of yourself(1:50:42) Why shut down NASA … Bill Nye, CNNBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/8/hake-wed-10-8-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/8/jlp-wed-10-8-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThese views and attitudes do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, and info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Back pain? Stretch and exercise tips. October 7th: “selective empathy” for Palestine (or Israel). (Callers hearing static!) Hake defends WIC bashing.The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 7, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / disclaimer(0:02:08) Gullibly incredulous(0:03:02) Hey, guys! Teespring shoutout(0:06:38) MICHAEL, Canada: Beta back(0:12:03) MICHAEL: French(0:20:00) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Papillon ‘73,(0:24:43) DAVID: Israel, Oct 7(0:25:04) Gaza dealing?(0:31:48) DAVID: Israel, US not doing well(0:39:00) DAVID: Healthcare mess, politicians, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky(0:46:29) TERRI, OR: Defend Israel: hostages, selective empathy…(0:51:53) Echoes in the Keys (NO BEAT)...(0:56:15) ZENNY, Canada: Israel, selective empathy, history, conspiracy(1:01:40) ZENNY: 1 Thess 2: 15, contrary to all men(1:04:52) ZENNY: Mess going on in Canada(1:08:51) ZENNY: Bibi in trouble?(1:10:58) ZENNY: Epstein(1:18:01) ZENNY: End the war(1:20:14) ZENNY: You let me talk(1:21:12) Coffee: stalker, Guilty as charged!(1:28:42) Coffee: Cesar exercise tips(1:30:19) Popcorn: WIC simp(1:34:07) Women in charge(1:40:36) Coffee: Cesar: Women and children, Hamas(1:43:09) WILLIAM 7, CA: flying to Israel(1:47:34) WILLIAM: Spinning globe(1:49:03) JERMAINE, Canada: AI-assistant fridge … EndBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/7/hake-tue-10-7-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/7/jlp-tue-10-7-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Black pilled? Hamas deal? Hand up for the left-handed? Helping women? Conversion therapy: “discredited”? Watch Rambo?The Hake Report, Monday, October 6, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:01) Intro(0:05:05) Rite Aid(0:09:55) JLP fall Grok video(0:10:44) ALEX, CA: Tyler’s JLP call: Pot; Pub G; Natives(0:17:14) ALEX: Black pilled?(0:20:24) ALEX: Spinning my wheels, frustrated(0:25:18) Coffee: Eric on fear(0:27:20) Coffee: Garrett on Hamas and peace(0:34:24) Coffee: ThorMode9 on the NT vs USA(0:38:02) Review(0:38:38) Super: Beta Legs(0:41:12) JLP tees(0:41:31) ROSS, NJ: Left-handed forced to be right-handed; Left-Right(0:47:09) ROSS: JLP correcting women; Men obsolete?(0:52:55) ROSS: God’s light the sun; Chinese digging bottom of ocean; Pot, Vegetables(0:57:05) ALLEN, MI: Pink. Left-handed drivers. Having kids. Cutting out bread.(1:01:37) ALLEN: Politics: Repent. Evil: Serpent beguiled Eve. Stomach god. JLP tees(1:10:01) Coffee: Daemonologie, King James, defending the faith(1:16:31) Coffee: Psalm 139 vs 21; Godfather? Rambo?(1:22:40) WIC and the shutdowns(1:28:43) Conversion therapy, “discredited” … Anchor Baby(1:36:08) National Guard, ICE(1:38:37) Cashapp, Coffee: Spirit of Fear in the imagination(1:41:42) GARRETT, NH: Trump handling it: Prior qualms: Children, Nat’l Guard(1:48:16) GARRETT: Hamas debate; Fourth trespass, Zechariah; guest speaker: idk(1:52:17) RICK, VA: Alpha shutdownBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/6/hake-mon-10-6-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/6/jlp-mon-10-6-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada!The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start w/ JLP(0:02:41) Fo Friday(0:06:18) Hey, you guys!(0:08:09) JOSH, GA: Billy’s call, dunno truth, have fear(0:16:21) JOSH: Trucker life(0:22:17) WILLIAM III: Armed smash-and-grab arrest? Trump firing?(0:27:42) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy’s fear of dying; good vs evil; quit drinking(0:35:46) DAVID: Apostolic NAR; Kamala “Devi” means goddess?(0:39:58) Hake’s not that Irish… Mixing more? Cassius Clay(0:46:20) Common sense... Mixed family picture... Supreme Gentleman, interracial?(0:51:18) Gullibly incredulous(0:53:26) Gorillas in the Mist side-story(0:57:34) Review(0:58:54) JERMAINE, Canada: 2A confiscation, fear(1:07:12) Coffee: Anthony… Pro-IDF(1:11:12) Coffee: Gross(1:12:33) Coffees: Mike Saint Laurent River(1:16:05) Coffees: Cesar, Eric on Fear(1:18:40) Jermaine’s 2A-grabbing IG video Canada … Katie Hopkins, Towheads(1:29:20) … Chest Day(1:31:51) Coffee: Can’t count(1:35:40) STEVE’N, MD: Surrounded by C’s; FE debunked(1:38:29) Estamos en el Norte v1(1:40:51) RICK, VA: Shutdown, illegal healthcare(1:48:10) Trump on Ilhan Omar Truth(1:50:23) MAZE, OH: shutdowns: Mike Johnson blamed Trump?(1:53:33) OutroBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/3/hake-fri-10-3-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/3/jlp-fri-10-3-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk.The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat)(0:04:30) Hey, guys!(0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester(0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC(0:16:32) JERMAINE: 2A confiscation in Canada(0:16:53) JERMAINE: Ilhan Omar, Serena Williams, others(0:18:47) Popcorn on Cashless bail, money and responsibility(0:24:04) Greggatron, Dolly Parton, woman-minded activism(0:31:04) Coffees: Canada Mike(0:34:14) Eric, word to the wise for Derrick …(0:37:00) Jane Goodall, NOT Gorillas in the Mist(0:49:22) Hake finally figures it out: Dian Fossey, not Jane Goodall!(0:51:52) Lisa Cook, SCOTUS kiss-up(0:56:12) Memphis, TN, crime crackdown(1:01:06) Israel and children(1:05:12) Congressional moment of silence disturbance(1:06:58) ABC station shooter was out of jail right away(1:09:35) BILLY, MS: Use Jesse’s platform, tell the truth(1:29:03) Coffees… Silent Prayer(1:35:56) ANTHONY, SoCal: Kamala; Prayer; Show of force, Obama;(1:43:02) ANTHONY: Jane Goodall, “humankind,” Filial love, LGBT(1:48:09) ANTHONY: … Israel debate(1:54:28) OutroBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/2/hake-thu-10-2-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/2/jlp-thu-10-2-25HAKE PUNCHIE 058 BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2025/10/1/punchie-tv-episode-058-wed-10-1-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga.The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer(0:05:04) Hey, guys!(0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV(0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake(0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists?(0:19:20) theSkimm: “misogyny”(0:20:37) the Pope like a Reddit atheist? Dick Durbin honor(0:30:33) BILLY, MS, 1st: What is a Christian?(0:43:19) TERRI, OR: Gov Tina Kotek, Portland, Antifa, drugs, trafficking(0:52:31) TERRI: Spiritual battle, “Catholics,” tribalism, individualism(0:59:59) TERRI: JK Rowling, Emma Watson, trans women(1:11:08) TERRI: Bad Bunny, NFL, black woman against Anglo Colonizers(1:17:43) DAVID, TX: “unarmed,” story of a man gone… Capital Punishment?(1:23:42) DAVID: Disturbing video: PDF burning on IG(1:28:58) DAVID: Billy, FE, audience(1:30:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: King Darius in the Bible(1:38:49) WILLIAM 7: Jesus’ message(1:41:36) Coffee: Lady Gaga? Greggatron!(1:47:45) Coffee: Popcorn on cashless bail(1:50:36) Coffee: Cesar(1:51:49) ROB, NorCal: FE vs ball earth seasons(1:54:07) ClosingBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/10/1/hake-wed-10-1-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/10/1/jlp-wed-10-1-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now?The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim(0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP(0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys(0:23:30) Oregon Governess(0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind(0:36:16) Health & Immigration(0:42:37) Manhandled(0:48:01) WILLIAM 7: Civil War Gatling guns, being a light, BQ, defending the faith(0:55:46) JERMAINE, Canada: Men growing their hair(1:04:28) JERMAINE: Rule by fear, James & John, Authority, Trump… SUPER(1:11:14) Supers… / chats… Full-auto 1884, Hiram Maxim, 10-per-sec(1:15:52) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Long hair ‘68-80, Tupac(1:19:36) DAVID: Mark, the Bible, Chosen, 2 Chron 7: 14, “Greater Works”(1:30:09) DAVID: Mark’s agenda, Epstein, Trump, “Shadow gov’t”?(1:34:27) ALLEN, MI: Woman pushed down(1:37:06) ALLEN: Androgynous men… MARQUIS on JLP(1:40:49) ROSS, NJ: Faith, living in the light(1:48:06) DAVID, TX: Trump stronger(1:51:11) Coffee: Cesar on sleeping late and Mark’s civil debate(1:51:55) RICK, VA, and Hake voted for black women(1:54:33) OutroBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/30/hake-tue-9-30-25PODCAST / SubstackHAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/30/jlp-tue-9-30-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back!The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental)(0:03:53) Disclaimer(0:05:00) Hey, guys!(0:07:27) James respectfully banned(0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger”(0:16:28) Coffee: Anthony: Copts in Egypt, black in America(0:20:15) Coffee: Ego Is Real: YouTube double-talk?(0:21:45) DIEGO, CA: Gf’s father: You hurt my family…; I wanted to “wish them well.”(0:32:08) DIEGO: Mama’s boy?(0:35:15) ALEX, CA: POC mannerisms; Walking out on Bibi(0:40:24) ALEX: Shootings, WWII, German side(0:42:41) Crazy stuff… Be Erika…(0:46:55) TikTok livestream horror… brutality, Argentina, Colombia(1:03:03) War on Drugs(1:06:23) Role Models, review of news…(1:07:55) BRANDI, HI: Elsinore. Son autistic, fighting doctors.(1:25:38) Estamos en el Norte, Anchor Baby … Jermaine?(1:26:35) MARK, FL: Forgave mother; Supposed to warn pros/cons.(1:30:15) MARK: Doctors develop an ego; Medicine(1:39:41) JERMAINE, Canada: the Erika Kirk show(1:46:44) Coffees: seeking truth, Tim Allen, Hake tees, unreported crime, blindness(1:53:54) RICK, VA: Hope Winsome Sears wins… END!BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/29/hake-mon-9-29-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/29/jlp-mon-9-29-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie!TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored(0:09:13) Hey, guys!(0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth(0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats(0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response(0:31:36) MARK, L.A.: Peace and quiet(0:39:42) ANTHONY, SoCal: J–blamers; H did right, but you don’t know what he did?(0:49:12) ANTHONY: Fabian Socialism, identity, group-thinking(0:57:08) ANTHONY: Not the only evil… Egypt(1:01:11) Coffee: Mike on H(1:05:12) Coffee: Carver on Greta Abba(1:11:36) Coffee: Turkish transplant(1:14:50) Coffee: Popcorn(1:21:20) Coffee: Cesar, Zenny too emotional(1:22:41) FB tip: Parables(1:25:45) ALEX, CA: Turn the cheek meaning? …(1:31:35) SERENDIPITOUS: Artist(1:43:40) STEVE’N, MD: Charlie “Jerk”(1:54:11) EndThe Hake Report, Friday, September 26, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/26/hake-fri-9-26-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/26/jlp-fri-9-26-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews!TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno(0:04:05) Hey, guys!(0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday(0:12:05) Thx Nitt(0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs(0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it(0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, John, Trump hates like me!(0:39:41) ALLEN, MI: a jaundiced view of Christian denominations; Anger JLP tee(0:44:58) ALLEN: Crime punishment, Uprightness(0:48:31) ALLEN: Broken windows policing, fare jumpers(0:53:22) Fare jumping and crime increased without Tap-to-exit(0:59:19) “It’s Time for The Hake Report” 🎵 - Jake Hudson / Husdon, Suno(1:02:55) DAVID, Ocala: Jesus loved Jews(1:06:22) DAVID: Students “hate crime” pork on Rosh Hashanah prank(1:11:14) DAVID: …Sundance Kid, Sam Elliott, Ted Nugent(1:17:30) TERRI, OR: Very likely NOT first-time offenders; shoplifter friend(1:20:05) ANTHONY, SoCal: YEsterday’s callers, Jews, blaming(1:28:05) ANTHONY: Jesus was Jewish(1:31:05) ANTHONY: Trump vs Erika, not phony lovey-dubby(1:34:45) ANTHONY: Israel deal 1800s, UN(1:36:34) ANTHONY vs ZENNY(1:47:53) Greggatron; Aries1: Star forts: Statue of Liberty base(1:50:29) Coffees: Cesar. Rex: Jeff? Mike.(1:52:00) Coffee: Chris: Epstein kool-aid(1:52:32) Coffees: YOU are never angry!(1:52:55) Coffees: Popcorn: Deserve? Someone: John nameThe Hake Report, Thursday, September 25, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/25/hake-thu-9-25-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/24/jlp-thu-9-25-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian.TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer(0:02:35) Music at the park!(0:04:54) President Trump vs UN(0:06:50) Hey, guys!(0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee(0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie!(0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil beating: Lie?!(0:25:47) Don Lemon going crazy, Pastor honoring evil(0:33:19) July 4: Solidarity with communists(0:38:12) Sep 24: Today’s Dallas ICE shooting: illegals k—d?(0:41:31) WILLIAM 7: Warning ticket(0:47:13) WILLIAM 7: Anti-ICE shooting? Messages on rounds, Conspiracy Theory(0:51:28) Supers(0:58:01) News… Trump UN speech(1:01:31) Jackson, MS, M— capital of the USA(1:14:41) ALEX, CA: Real vs fake forgiveness: Bro stole my girl(1:22:37) ALEX: JLP, Hake for Trump and Israel till the end. Bibi…(1:27:47) HADEN, TX: John in KY(1:29:19) HADEN: Angry at Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska passing(1:37:36) HADEN vs JOHN, KY(1:43:29) ZENNY, Toronto: Cope, Conspiracy, Israel, I’m part Jewish(1:54:39) ClosingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 24, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/24/hake-wed-9-24-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/24/jlp-wed-9-24-25TODAY: PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/23/punchie-tv-episode-057-wed-9-24-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB BAD STREAM - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families!TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah(0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby(0:07:29) Hey, guys!(0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash(0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency(0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess(0:46:33) Dolly Parton on marrying young(0:52:00) Coffee… ABC Link?(1:00:16) Tylenol theory(1:08:25) Popcorn, hang on, sir(1:09:39) Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk; "They… dissociated from humanity"(1:18:07) More reaction: Maher, Jon Karl(1:22:40) Jason Bateman(1:27:04) JOHN, KY: Trump is evil, hating(1:34:41) Coffee: Popcorn judgin' blindly(1:37:30) Coffee: Eric calls Rick asleep … Joel Brind(1:41:33) ALEX, TX: Double standard(1:54:23) United we stand against those who divideThe Hake Report, Tuesday, September 23, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/23/hake-tue-9-23-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/23/jlp-tue-9-23-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together.TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office!(0:07:01) Hey, guys!(0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it(0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel(0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands(0:21:01) Trump at Charlie Kirk memorial (NewsNation video)(0:38:01) WILL, TX: JLP judged Erika? Bibi war crime? Trump not somber enough?(0:57:28) KEN (formerly KEITH), IL: Hamas using Palestinians like Dems use POC! Celebrating the wrong people! Glass half-full.(1:04:29) Coffees… Mike, Terri(1:06:58) Popcorn: Trump "hates"? JLP and your thoughts?(1:11:35) WHM Pakistani in UK, Ben Affleck, Dearborn Mayor(1:15:25) ARTHUR, CO: Y'all my Charlie Kirk. Jesus was disrespected… no surprise.(1:22:10) Coffee: Cesar complimenting my shirt(1:23:21) JAN, Germany: Good, evil, phoniness in post-Charlie Kirk "revival"(1:27:31) JAN: What's to come?(1:30:08) JERMAINE, Canada: Burpees? Exercise(1:33:15) JERMAINE: Jurassic World Rebirth, Scarlett Johansson, couldn't watch it(1:38:13) JERMAINE: Erika Kirk speech, emotions, weird, TPUSA direction(1:42:13) JERMAINE: Trump: I hate my enemies!(1:43:18) Countries on decline: "Recognize Palestine"(1:47:25) South Africa neglect… Obama: real Presidents bring us together(1:53:56) OutroThe Hake Report, Monday, September 22, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/22/hake-mon-9-22-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/22/jlp-mon-9-22-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters…TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness(0:07:32) Hey, you guys!(0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly(0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183(0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk(0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-person(0:20:58) MICHAEL: Pushups, pullups(0:25:15) CHAD, AZ, 1st: Kingdom of Heaven, Crusades, Islam not banned anywhere?(0:38:45) Cesar tip: collage of crime stories(0:45:22) Coffee, Pilled: Gaza and Israel(0:52:45) Crying Palestinian Al Jazeera journalist(0:58:18) Lying(?) Charlie Kirk mocker black — reminiscent of Democrats vs Tea Party(1:07:27) WILLIAM: Emanuel Cleaver lied?!(1:10:56) WILLIAM: Defund single mothers; Charlie Kirk conspiracies; Hawk Newsome(1:17:31) WILLIAM: Claiming Charlie Kirk, not MLK… violence, Damon Imani, Islam(1:21:44) F–b Friday (A.I. Golardo)(1:25:06) OK we're back(1:26:26) She's crying(1:34:43) Coffee: Gnarles Barkley(1:35:57) Coffee: Popcorn…(1:41:46) Coffees, Rumble, Pilled…(1:45:32) STEVE'N, MD: Is William black?(1:47:43) BRANDI, HI: Prov, Job, Charlie 12: 23(1:51:42) ROB, NorCal: Coincidence Theorists…(1:54:25) OutroThe Hake Report, Friday, September 19, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/19/hake-fri-9-19-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/19/jlp-fri-9-19-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA.TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect(0:05:12) Hey, guy!(0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP(0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK(0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being commie IMO(0:22:46) Chad O. Jackson on MLK vs Charlie Kirk(0:26:34) TERRI, OR: PDX mayor, Antifa against ICE, Christians(0:36:40) TERRI: Fascists: Nationalist, Occult… Communists: atheist, liberal-then-clampdown; "capitalism requires growth," or it'll collapse(0:44:53) JAN, Germany: Big banks, property rights: Money control, debanking: Ballweg of Querdenken(0:54:26) JAN: How he calls-in from overseas(0:55:13) JERMAINE, Canada: Kick out Ilhan Omar? Comedian pays guy to sleep with wife?(1:00:31) JERMAINE: Rachel Todd, 34, abandoned 3yo? Let off for "mental illness"?(1:04:42) Coffees… HBD Rick(1:05:37) Coffee: Popcorn: Reading between the lines on Mark & Obama(1:11:54) Coffee: Ronnie: defunding single moms, or promote reading?(1:18:51) Coffees… Cesar(1:23:42) Coffee… Erika Kirk elected CEO of TPUSA(1:34:19) DIEGO, CA, 22, 1st: Break-up w/ gf, not God-centered; Want her back(1:42:43) ANTHONY, SoCal: Reporting on suspect's romantic "love" and duality(1:48:07) ANTHONY: Is it a "genocide" in Gaza?(1:54:14) ClosingThe Hake Report, Thursday, September 18, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/18/hake-thu-9-18-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/18/jlp-thu-9-18-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative!Punchie TV 👕 https://jesseleepeterson.shop/search?q=punchie+tvTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:58) Disclaimer(0:04:07) Destiny(0:06:31) Hey, guys!(0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk(0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie on 2A debate(0:25:00) RONNIE: Defund single mothers? Reading and eating(0:40:40) BRANDI, HI: I couldn't read. End child support.(0:49:02) WILLIAM III: Single mothers, reading; women in military(0:55:07) WILLIAM III: Kash Patel, Assassin's grandpa's rifle(0:59:15) WILLIAM III: black ladies, WHM, Kirk, Rumble, Conspiracy(1:03:06) Coffees: Based(1:08:37) Coffee: Cesar tip … Ronnie?(1:09:45) Emotional media, emotional K–ller(1:15:19) ABC Matt Gutman(1:20:08) JERMAINE, Canada: Family, not guns or money(1:24:52) JERMAINE: Colombian ex-gf(1:26:01) Chat shoutouts(1:28:46) Rumble: Whose gun was it? Grandpa's? Gift to whom? Tyler?(1:36:16) Virginia Giuffre not reliable source? Kash Patel, Michael Tracey(1:43:53) See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel(1:47:10) Hake News… Calm down.(1:53:23) ClosingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 17, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/17/hake-wed-9-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/17/jlp-wed-9-17-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.HAKE NOTES | Wed 9-17-25HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Wed 9-17-25)🗞️ News 1: Hurricane season quiet lately, but Tropical Depression may turn into Tropical Storm Gabrielle // Trumps visit UK // Tyler Robinson in court “virtually” yesterday //📰 News 2: Israel disputes UN “human rights” claim of “genocide” // Jerry Greenfield quits Ben & Jerry’s over Unilever clampdown on their radical political messages // RIP Robert Redford, 89 //NOT READ: LASERs vs airplanes, Boston // $30M increased security for Congressmen, say Republicans // Kash Patel vs Congress // Morning Brew: US-Tiktok deal // OpenAI ChatGPT safeguards: Parents, “mental health” drama // AP: Foreign disinfo re: Kirk death // DOJ suing OR, ME, voter data //PUNCHIE TV HAKE BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/17/jlp-on-punchie-tv-episode-056-wed-9-17-25 — Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods.TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Stream / CashApps!(0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee(0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas(0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters(0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting; 3 Days of the Condor; T2(0:22:52) DAVID: Charlie Kirk assassin a "kid," what's going on in my country(0:33:36) DAVID: France riots; Division, terror; WWII, Israel's founding(0:43:59) Christians in Israel(0:48:24) Black dude in the UK!(0:55:15) Coffees: Greggatron(0:59:54) Coffees: Tom, Cesar(1:02:31) Nausea pronunciation(1:04:01) "Coward" accusation, "lone LOSER"(1:07:11) Chad O. Jackson, Delano Squires, MLK, communism(1:18:24) Jordan Peele(1:23:12) Elon Musk, Muslims in Germany(1:29:28) Chat shoutouts. Punchie chat: Robert Redford, liberal, anti-Trump(1:30:09) Coffee: blacks in crosswalks, Calvin & Hobbes spreading a bad mood(1:36:05) WILLIAM III: Robert Redford, good actor, liberal(1:40:29) WILLIAM III: Charlie Kirk RIP, not gonna do the coyote(1:44:14) WILLIAM III: Happy bday Rick(1:46:19) Supers from Yesterday and today(1:49:44) RICK, VA: Trump on Charlotte train incident, mental health/anger(1:54:03) OutroThe Hake Report, Tuesday, September 16, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/16/hake-tue-9-16-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/16/jlp-tue-9-16-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired!TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:10) Intro(0:04:10) Hochul, "Liddle Communist" Mamdani, Trump, Sliwa "cat fight"(0:16:48) JOSH, GA: NYC, L.A.: I like black and white, but it seems gray…(0:30:45) JOSH: Burpees(0:36:12) JOSH: Boxing(0:37:47) TERRI, OR: "Liddle' communist Zohran Mamdani(0:43:07) TERRI: Vote by mail, demographics changed in OR(0:54:03) TERRI: Strategizing before making babies(1:00:31) TERRI: Mail-in voting abolishment(1:03:19) Coffees… Charlie Kirk on qualification vs diversity(1:11:44) Coffee: Getting celebrators fired?(1:22:43) JERMAINE, Canada: Firing employees for social media(1:31:05) JERMAINE: anger at disagreement(1:36:10) JERMAINE: Charlie Kirk's wife, was he people-pleasing?(1:40:04) ALEX, CA: Shocked more than normal. Fired-up by libs.(1:43:45) BRANDI, HI: Nehemiah, always on-guard; Prophet's prediction(1:46:40) WILLIAM 7, poll-worker, security, Prop 50(1:50:51) RICK, VA: Open they understanding(1:54:13) OutroThe Hake Report, Monday, September 15, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/15/hake-mon-9-15-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/15/jlp-mon-9-15-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe