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Kim Klacik rumor lesson: don’t sue, don’t fight. Trump’s Super Intelligence. Charlie Kirk would still be happy with Trump. What if an innocent person catches a stray Capital Punishment?The Hake Report, Friday, October 2, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer* (0:01:42) Did you hear... Tish James; Kim Klacik* (0:08:57) Hey, guys! AJ Gallardo original / Complaining 🎶* (0:12:39) Greggatron: Trump SI, prez 📞* (0:23:15) Gregg: Christa Pike failed execution 30 years later* (0:34:35) Greggatron: s/o Misfit Nation* (0:36:40) Michael: Charlie Kirk glazing 📞* (0:48:05) Michael: Israel prepared. Biden “based” past.* (0:52:45) Michael: JD Vance, Gavin Newsom, up-and-comers* (0:57:02) Michael: Have you forgiven? 💰Supers: JLP 6’5”? No.* (1:02:16) Eric for John in KY on Nolan Wells and black belief 💰* (1:06:33) Popcorn: Capital Punishment, evin given rare innocent? 💰* (1:17:39) Other supers: LYC, Pilled 💰* (1:20:23) Come Out - Bright Lights - Summer Fire 🎶* (1:23:35) Ross: Camelot or Oz? 📞* (1:33:47) Ross: JLP understand or lost? (SORRY ALEX)* (1:43:05) TFS: Kim Klacik... “Catching a stray” death penalty?* (1:52:33) Rick 📞* (1:55:07) Adios, America!📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/2/hake-fri-10226🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/rumors-dont-sue-charlie-kirk-loved 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/2/jlp-fri-10226–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.HAKE Fri 10/2/26VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Would Charlie Kirk support blaming Israel? What if Jesus hadn’t died? I think my callers are all crazy. Cornell 7 accuser quote: 100-percent confidence! Alex Karp loves AI aka Super Intelligence.The Hake Report, Thursday, October 1, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaim* (0:04:15) Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:05:22) Christa Pike survived* (0:09:15) Shoutout to FlyDubai captain* (0:12:01) Zenny: We must protect info 📞* (0:21:45) Zenny: IG posts* (0:28:45) Zenny: Bibi; Charlie Kirk* (0:36:24) Zenny... UK bail discrepancy* (0:41:59) John: R— claims. Scruples. 📞* (0:47:32) John: World better if Jesus weren’t crucified?* (1:01:24) William 7: being Jewish, not reviling 📞* (1:07:15) William: Ephesians 3. Am I crazy? Counseling* (1:10:04) Ross: Part Tree, part animal 📞* (1:17:02) Chat shoutout, Natalee Holloway* (1:23:53) K— Train Boogie - Pinocchio’s Helicopter* (1:26:49) Popcorn: AI to SI 💰* (1:34:04) Alex Karp explains AI* (1:37:29) Supers, Coffees 💰* (1:39:14) Pilled 💰* (1:47:58) Popcorn: valid concerns of AI? 💰* (1:54:29) Candace Farmer 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/10/1/hake-thu-10126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/390894👨🏾‍🦲 HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/10/1/jlp-thu-10126–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.HAKEVIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Sarah Sanders? Trump-Iran? Being into race? Anger will make you pick a bad fight! AI art & music? Good old days? Listen to the older, wiser people. No one remembers past generations. Racial justice.The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 30, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer* (0:02:04) Sarah “Huckabee” Sanders* (0:03:22) Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶* (0:05:00) David, Ocala: In it for the take? Iran 📞* (0:13:06) David: Being into race, anger* (0:19:45) David: State trooper killed traffic stop TN* (0:22:40) David: Near-accident personal story* (0:25:50) David: Jake Husdon country rap song; Reasons for anger* (0:28:55) David on personal bias* (0:30:12) David: Angry rush to danger, as I get older* (0:38:50) David: Country totally declined* (0:40:16) Supers 💰* (0:50:20) Popcorn 💰 pro-AI / SI propaganda* (0:58:33) Q: If AI does our productivity we become consumer 💰* (0:59:45) Jake Husdon - SUNO ai song for Hake 🎶* (1:02:53) Q: Will ai take our meanings 💰* (1:07:32) David, TX: euphoric recall, ridiculous 📞* (1:11:13) David: Ecclesiastes 1: 11, no one remembers* (1:14:01) David: Good old days?* (1:18:51) David: Iran situation, we’re spoiled* (1:23:27) David: listen to boomers, wise, left-right* (1:26:50) Alex: Moon vs stars 📞* (1:31:51) Alex against AI music* (1:35:31) Alex: right, wrong and black* (1:37:15) Alex acting like whom you hate* (1:37:57) John, KY: Nonviolent Tom Tom doesn’t belong in prison 📞* (1:42:55) John: Silent Prayer in the Bible* (1:47:56) Maze: being a hater or not 📞* (1:54:35) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/30/hake-wed-93026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/388916HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/30/jlp-wed-93026🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/9/30/punchie-tv-ep-107–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.HAKEVIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | OdyseePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast AddictThank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump “pocket rescission” on immigrants: Susan Collins & Dems dislike. “Activist judges” stop Trump executive orders? Sarah Sanders “anti-white” ad? Nolan Wells and people’s racial bias & suspicion.The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 29, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer* (0:06:30) PastPresentFuture: Good morning! 🎶* (0:07:18) You naysayers don’t get it: re: Trump immigration policy* (0:11:29) Zero Hedge report & 2018 pic* (0:20:33) Obama a communist per Hake-ism* (0:23:19) Gov’t-enforced ideology & politics with YOUR money* (0:28:12) Trump should be commended* (0:31:33) Lawmakers say “unlawful”* (0:38:29) Susan Collins vs Troy Jackson* (0:41:42) Supers 💰* (0:44:39) Ross: Following cross or flag? ✝️🇺🇸📞* (0:52:53) Coffees: Carver: Grok producer, Eric: I FEEL LIKE 💰* (0:57:00) Popcorn: 14A, 2A, checks & balances 💰* (1:09:06) You spinning globe deniers 🌎 ☀️* (1:12:46) Sarah Sanders (formerly Huckabee) on welfare ad* (1:17:14) Cringing at ad* (1:21:16) Canada end of life MAID ad? Shuddering* (1:23:43) Mike Johnson and Steve Scalise joining in on it* (1:25:56) John, KY: Nolan Wells, race & human instinct 📞* (1:36:39) John question on hangings, and pride, identity* (1:42:46) John: Don’t take people’s word* (1:46:10) John: Don’t trust your mind’s either: Israelites?* (1:49:14) Caller Shoutouts* (1:49:58) Popcorn 💰* (1:53:04) Justin: Money & banks, America dot gov – Trump AI/SI; “Mercy” film 📞* (1:57:55) Apologies & Super 👋* (2:00:50) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/29/hake-tue-92926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/386886HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/29/jlp-tue-92926–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.HAKE NOTES VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict FOR JOHN IN KY (AI) — Nolan Wells case https://share.google/aimode/9SRmgUN4CYmgXPALcGround: Huckabee Sanders Faces Conservative Backlash Over Ad Featuring White Man on Welfare* White male gamer on welfare, Seen on X Cernovich on X: “This is how Republicans see white men. Quite the message a few weeks from the midterms.” / X* Revolver: Sarah Huckabee Sanders skewered for ad making white man the face of welfare fraud in Arkansas… (The Post Millennial)Revolver: Trump Uses Recission “Loophole” To Cut Nearly $1 Billion In Funds For Illegals | ZeroHedge (OPENING PARAGRAPHS ARE GREAT BIG PICTURE) (AI: Rescission is the legal cancellation or undoing of a contract that wipes it out completely and puts both people or groups back in the exact positions they were in before signing.)The White House has moved to cancel $810 million in already-approved federal spending through a rare budget tactic called a “pocket rescission.” The administration frames it as cutting “wasteful and harmful” programs tied to noncitizens, DEI, and ideology. Critics call it “illegal”.BTW (from comments): Self-Deportation | ICE—Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Starship orbit cut short. Fave billionaire: Elon Musk. Popular falsehoods. Charlie Kirk theories. Nolan Wells liked his friends. Stop antisemitism? Against reading. Trump EO, birthright citizenship?The Hake Report, Monday, September 28, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer* (0:01:42) Elon Musk’s SpaceX Starship orbit 2x, returned* (0:05:50) Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:06:53) Info may be false...* (0:15:49) Elon Musk...* (0:18:57) Charlie Kirk...* (0:20:50) Israel theories* (0:21:56) Christians...* (0:22:35) Super 💰* (0:24:44) USS Liberty fair take 💰* (0:30:40) Bobby: talked Charlie Kirk w/ black gal* (0:34:25) Bobby: Charlie Kirk* (0:38:30) Bobby: Nolan Wells, Charlie Kirk, “psyop” theory* (0:41:15) Bobby: Reaction to 9/11, Oct 7, human psychology* (0:47:15) Bobby: Rupert Lowe, UK. Post-Trump?* (0:52:22) Bobby: Midterms, cut off nose, spite face* (0:56:43) Bobby: Candace vs Andrew Wilson* (1:01:26) John in KY: Nolan Wells 📞* (1:08:45) David in TX: Conspiracies, JFK, Jack Ruby 📞* (1:13:05) David: space worship? Bibi at UN* (1:18:58) David: Ecclesiastes, NIV? Church story* (1:23:23) Supers: Greggatron 💰* (1:25:50) Echoes in the Keys (no Beat) 🎶* (1:29:17) Alex: Stop anti-Semitism Project 📞* (1:38:26) Alex: Anti-reading* (1:40:24) Alex: Theories about hangings* (1:41:16) When reading can be good. 📖* (1:42:48) Popcorn: EO for birthright citizenship 💰* (1:49:19) Uriel: Sukkot 📞* (1:54:06) Adios📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/28/hake-mon-92826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/382248HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/28/jlp-mon-92826–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast AddictThank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe