The Hake Report

Calls: Waste of time. Elon Musk's "salute"! Trump vs DEI, hand off the Bible. Filipinos, Thai… Whites aren't white! Appearance matters a little.The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 22, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:30) Thai marriage equality* (0:01:53) DEI tripping; Arachnophobia* (0:04:45) …Hey, guys!* (0:07:38) ALEX, CA: N-word overreaction, white mothers; BHI* (0:13:13) ALEX: request: Elon Musk, Trump hand off Bible don't matter* (0:13:30) RYAN, NOLA, 1st: Trump vs DEI… Corruption* (0:21:43) WILLIAM, CA: blacks and groups, Marcus Chaunault; Criticism* (0:31:46) RALPH, NJ, 1st: Elon Musk "salute," for Trump* (0:39:40) Trump didn't put his hand on the Bible* (0:45:56) LIEZL, CA: Filipinos* (0:49:48) Filipinos, Asians* (0:53:32) Thai "marriage equality"* (0:59:44) BENBEY, CA, 1st: Racial classification* (1:12:38) BENBEY: Trump, political facts, DEI, JLP* (1:25:46) DANNY, England: Thailand, Episcopalian, Fire* (1:33:08) Coffee: NotaVictim* (1:34:05) Coffees, Supers: Popcorn, more! HBD BetaLegs* (1:40:20) CHRISTIAN, UT: Christ endured all* (1:44:00) HADEN, TX: Michael Jackson…* (1:47:58) Whitecross - Holy War - 1991 - In the KingdomLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/22/the-hake-report-wed-1-22-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/22/hake-news-wed-1-22-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump EO on gender misidentity. TikTok CEO! RIP Cecile Richards. Lorenzo Sewell and MLK go black. Elon Musk's "salute"?The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:21) Bigg Bump yesterday: Farmers vs Civil Rights* (0:03:43) Trans identity, beach* (0:05:21) HEy, guys!* (0:08:13) Trump EO: Gender dys-identity* (0:17:04) Trump billionaire inauguration! TikTok!* (0:25:20) RIP Cecile Richards* (0:40:33) MLK-style Lorenzo Sewell* (0:49:42) Actual MLK: Don't let anybody make you feel like you're nobody* (0:53:52) JOHN, KY: MLK real, Lorenzo Sewell* (0:59:43) JOHN: Elon Musk, N-word* (1:08:27) JOHN: How you get people to agree?* (1:11:03) TERRI, OR: MLK Day* (1:32:42) JASON, MI, 1st: Jesus, people's mistaken beliefs* (1:37:13) RICK, VA: Slavery, Egypt, Adam and Eve mixed, Evil* (1:44:27) Coffee: Popcorn says FUD: Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt!* (1:49:17) Rigo Tovar - Mi Matamoros Querido - 1972LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/21/the-hake-report-tue-1-21-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/21/hake-news-tue-1-21-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

COHOST: Inauguration Day with Bigg Bump: Tech oligarchs, now supplicants. 2A confiscation by AZ "Health"? MLK on "dignity of labor"The Hake Report, Monday, January 20, 2025 ADBigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump | https://truthsocial.com/@bigg_bump | https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | https://rumble.com/user/BiggBumpTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:47) Bigg Bump, Inauguration Day* (0:02:47) Topics* (0:04:43) Hey, guys!* (0:06:08) Thought I saw pro-choice, but it was pro-life* (0:09:06) Trump in… The attempt* (0:13:07) ANDREW, Scotland: Tommy Robinson, fighting England* (0:18:37) Tommy Robinson* (0:21:26) Trump broke tech oligarchs* (0:26:10) Doug Emhoff, Dr Jill Biden … Ketanji* (0:30:18) Adjudicate the tech moguls… Bannon* (0:39:59) WILLIAM, CA: Congratulations! Hake you oughta be ashamed* (0:45:09) ADHS: Gun confiscation for "families"; Back of the truck* (0:54:52) Wannabe Bocceli … Inclusive Trump …* (1:01:40) AZ gun confiscation … liberal “health” people* (1:08:35) People fall for it…* (1:10:03) Coffee: Greggatron, white Jesus, Cesare Borgia* (1:15:18) Coffees: MLK quote on love, Reese's Puffs cereal, milk* (1:22:59) JD Vance, Trump* (1:24:04) Popcorn: Emmett Till, implied justification?* (1:28:29) Popcorn: Is rap music?* (1:33:36) Popcorn: MLK on dignity of work* (1:43:46) CHAD, L.A., dating; women don't care about financial* (1:49:29) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/20/trump-is-the-real-mlk-w-bigg-bump-mon-1-20-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/20/hake-news-mon-1-20-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Fire perimeter! Callers lost kids to mama/govt. Debating Jesus' color. White deportation fear. Amazing Baltimore Hebrew Israelite!The Hake Report, Friday, January 17, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:47) Hey, guys!* (0:08:03) CalFire map: Emergency Incidents* (0:18:45) PHIL, Canada, 1st: Separated, kids under supervision* (0:43:00) PHIL: Praying vs worrying… relief* (0:50:08) PHIL: Son puberty, respect women, youngest daughter* (0:58:44) DAVID, Dallas, 1st: Similar, disheartened at evil* (1:07:32) DAVID: Letting go in court, pro se* (1:12:17) Super/Coffee* (1:13:52) HADEN, TX: brown people, WWII, Israelites* (1:22:35) HADEN vs RONNIE, OH: Jesus,* (1:31:27) ALEX, CA: Alligators; Trump deportation effects* (1:39:43) ANDRE, Baltimore: Haden, KY John, BHI, Mandela, comparing* (1:45:27) ANDRE: Mother, Father, Baltimore "kids"* (1:49:25) Mandela…* (1:50:39) ROBERT, KS: Statue of Liberty* (1:52:43) Andy Lau - Mei You Ren Ke Yi Xiang Ni (沒有人可以像你) - No One Can Be Like YouLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/17/the-hake-report-fri-1-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/17/hake-news-fri-1-17-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Be your own "fact checker." Believe nothing! Lots of calls! Caitlin Clark stalker! High-value man? Fires and DEI?The Hake Report, Thursday, January 16, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:52) Biden vs Internal fact checker* (0:08:58) News items* (0:11:08) Hey, guys!* (0:12:30) DENZEL, Chicago, 1st: Losing interest in career* (0:21:43) CHUCK, NJ: Fact Checkers, 1A, "War of the Worlds"* (0:30:25) CHUCK: Bicyclists vs Street racing* (0:33:51) CHUCK: Wildfires, plants, mess* (0:39:12) RAYMOND, CA: Son won't forgive his mother* (0:41:28) WILLIAM, CA: Oakland Hills fire; Safeway closing; Tee; Racing* (0:48:28) Caitlin Clarke stalker* (1:04:39) Fact check your thoughts, desires!* (1:06:29) TIM, Dallas: High value man* (1:14:50) TIM: Time… Praying without ceasing… sophisticated self-seeking* (1:20:27) JOHN, KY: Jesus not a white devil; y'all full of it* (1:27:37) Supers: DLive, Streamlabs, Coffees* (1:29:43) Coffee: Popcorn on fire "DEI" conspiracy …* (1:34:16) Coffees: Carver, Ronnie on Haden* (1:36:47) MAZE, OH: Why yall stalk? First Ladies …* (1:42:17) RICK, VA: Pastor and pregnant teen apology* (1:48:29) RICK: Women in the House, trans athletes: If I was trans…* (1:50:21) Rochella, Gospel Inspirational "Separate the Right from the Wrong," 1992LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/16/the-hake-report-thu-1-16-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/16/hake-news-thu-1-16-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Hake News review: Climate fire? Moon realness debate. Jesus: White or Jewish? Crocodiles vs Alligators, vs drunk happy woman…The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 15, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:39) Hegseth, other things* (0:07:09) Hey, guys!* (0:08:50) Fires/climate propaganda* (0:15:24) RedNote, Pete Hegseth, politics* (0:18:48) "Trans" athletes* (0:20:54) Moon is real* (0:22:40) Cars have your face and data! Elon gave footage!* (0:27:49) 5 days till Trump! No Michelle O! W. Bush simp!* (0:32:02) South Korea mess* (0:34:59) Michelle Obama face 2017* (0:36:02) HADEN, TX: LA, CA leadership* (0:39:58) HADEN: Jews, Jesus, WWII, whites* (0:50:01) ROBERT, KS: Moon landing is fake, it's its own light* (0:59:56) TERRI: Jesus was Jewish* (1:10:24) WILLIAM, CA: L.A. fires* (1:21:48) Coffee: Greggatron, shoutouts* (1:23:37) Alligators vs Crocodiles* (1:29:46) Woman got killed messing with alligator!* (1:38:06) More on alligators vs crocs* (1:43:26) ARDENE, CO: Fires, Grew up in the Valley* (1:49:48) Whitecross - No Second Chances - 1991 - In the KingdomLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/15/the-hake-report-wed-1-15-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/15/hake-news-wed-1-15-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Based LA Times owner! Obama-Trump convo: Trump is open! Do most women think r— is s—y? Puberty and fatherlessness. I respect Zelensky.The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 14, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:21) Moon race* (0:01:50) Topics: Trump vs Obama, all my black friends* (0:05:04) Hey, guys!* (0:06:40) News…* (0:09:24) Snoop Dogg is smart* (0:13:21) LA Times owner: Mistake to endorse Kamala* (0:17:41) CLIP, Tweet by Dr. Pat Soon-Shiong* (0:28:59) STEVEN, MD… White atrocities for WHM?* (0:31:56) STEVEN: White atrocities: WWII, Jesus; Chinese* (0:38:04) My first ankle monitor: white judge reassigned* (0:45:23) Obama-Trump "lip reading"* (0:54:26) Popcorn: Credit Obama, not Trump?! Grok!* (1:08:24) Destiny Stephanopoulos: Trump R—ist* (1:11:52) SCOTT, MA: Trump-Obama convo, vid tip!* (1:13:23) Women don't think r— is s—y! Yes, they do!* (1:14:42) CLIP: E Jean Carroll, Anderson Cooper* (1:19:18) Women dirtier, judgmental, believing imagination!* (1:22:44) Puberty hitting earlier! Fatherlessness?* (1:34:10) Trump vs Obama: "big club"? …* (1:36:00) Another victim: Actor Djimon Hounsou!* (1:45:00) Zelensky interview: Lex Fridman* (1:51:20) mewithoutYou - "Bullet to Binary" - 2002, [A→B] LifeLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/14/the-hake-report-tue-1-14-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/14/hake-news-tue-1-14-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

L.A. fire politics, drama. Mark Zuckerberg: based? Malala: Ban "gender apartheid"! Fireman woman blames the victim?The Hake Report, Monday, January 13, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:00) Topics* (0:03:44) Hey, guys! Desert fox tee* (0:05:40) Cal Fire emergency incidents: Eaton Fire, Palisades Fire* (0:13:03) Fire: Newsom vs Trump; Air drops for show? Planned burns halted* (0:25:07) Malheur ranch militia: Local owners controlled it better!* (0:28:06) Michael Jackson covered "Come Together"* (0:30:28) … Zuckerberg, based? Fact Check, censorship* (0:36:26) Tim Cooke? Zuckerberg? Competitor Joe Rogan* (0:41:11) Orbital sunrise, NASA Johnson, Flickr* (0:49:07) Malala on Gender Apartheid by Afghanistan Taliban* (0:56:57) "Gender Apartheid" per Wikipedia* (1:00:18) WILLIAM, CA: Fires, donate?* (1:05:26) WILLIAM: Karen Bass bkgd; Pensions; Looting* (1:14:42) Karen Bass silent, confronted by Sky News* (1:19:32) Supers… Newsom CA, "LA Strong!"* (1:24:11) Coffees: Lip Reading? Real Earth, Tool, Smoke* (1:26:42) CSAL, Texas: Hake getting bigger?* (1:29:28) CSAL: Shouldn't be in the fire!* (1:32:39) Kristine Larson, LAFD, carry me out!* (1:39:13) Obama, Trump, yukking it up at Jimmy Carter funeral* (1:50:06) Rumble supers, shoutouts* (1:50:38) Rigo Tovar - Quítate la Máscara - 1986LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/13/the-hake-report-mon-1-13-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/13/hake-news-mon-1-13-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Man proposes to/worships woman. Supers, Calls: CA fires, water, corruption. "MTF" person doesn't fit in your box!The Hake Report, Friday, January 10, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:06) Greggatron Coffee: Beta proposal* (0:09:05) Greggatron, Hake being stupid funny* (0:11:08) Coffee numerology* (0:12:05) Adam Carolla thinking demon-rats wake up. Pasadena?* (0:16:57) FE debunked. Fire, smoke: CA! Crissy Teigan* (0:20:59) Not waking up. Sion coffee!* (0:23:41) Hey, guys! Stay with it tee* (0:28:27) MICHAEL, Canada: My liberal date supervisor* (0:39:17) MICHAEL: Fires* (0:45:48) WILLIAM, CA: FE fascination* (0:48:04) WILLIAM: News, fires, leaders, goats, cows* (0:54:23) WILLIAM: Sherri Laverne Dalton, Fani Willis connection?* (1:00:19) ANTHONY, CA: Water owners, California corruption* (1:19:18) Coffee tips: MLK, Numerology debate* (1:20:56) BILLY, MA, 1st: Mess in CA, MA* (1:26:48) ARI, Canada: Fires, tunnels? Trump* (1:33:48) Tom Selleck, supers…* (1:35:08) Coffee: "Short King" embarrassed them* (1:38:33) News: Destruction, Sentencing, TikTok, Crime, Climate* (1:40:57) Jimmy Carter, RIP* (1:45:18) MTF Tremayne Carroll, not in a box.* (1:52:18) ex-MTF, Walt Heyer on JLP!* (1:55:37) Closing* (1:56:27) Squad Five-O - Days of My Youth - 1998 - Fight the SystemLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/10/the-hake-report-fri-1-10-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/10/hake-news-fri-1-10-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

All calls… Zelensky: Crazy. Racism test: Irish TERF. Divorce: Want partial custody? FE: Why don't we feel the tighter circle further north?The Hake Report, Thursday, January 9, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:08) topics, audio glitching* (0:04:08) This PERSON in a women's prison* (0:06:28) Distracted, GMR…* (0:08:43) Hey, guys!* (0:11:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Zelensky, Alexei Fedotov, Ukraine '91-'14* (0:20:46) DENNY: No one is ideal. Putin. Russia.* (0:24:38) TERRI: Russia's big, from Alaska* (0:26:55) TERRI: Racism test… Irish… Sociohistoric racism* (0:35:15) TERRI: Police and criminals … independent thinkers* (0:39:02) TERRI: TERF, refusing trans and nonbinary pronouns* (0:47:53) JOHN, AL: Divorcing, Preference for custody* (0:56:29) JOHN: Don't cut the baby in half; Dating App; MGTOW* (1:05:23) JOHN: Wrong "good" intentions; Childhood; Sexuality* (1:17:05) JOHN: Form, for the kids, court* (1:22:51) MAL, CT, 1st: Differential, latitude, we're not spinning; deceivers* (1:42:24) MAL: Sunset, waves…* (1:47:31) DENNIS, NJ: FE, seasons? Abrahamic religions* (1:52:54) DENNIS: ADOS, people tryna survive, Christian-centric?* (1:57:20) Closing: NO READING SUPERS TODAY, SORRY!* (1:57:41) Orchid - "Chaos Ain't Me" - 2001LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/9/the-hake-report-thu-1-9-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/9/hake-news-thu-1-9-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Vivek Murthy: We need "community." Stripper testimony. Pregnant girl apologizes to church. Teen prank story. Numerology day trading? Bibi "war crimes"?The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 8, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:27) Topics…* (0:03:59) Hey, guys! Rumble mess* (0:10:24) Vivek Murthy: US needs "community"* (0:22:24) "Stray" testimony: changed after she prayed* (0:41:20) Popcorn tip: Bring back shame?* (0:48:46) CLIP: Pregnant girl apologized to church* (1:01:49) Jemele Hill, SMH* (1:02:23) Supers: Shame? Pretty girls sound fake? Purple?* (1:05:50) DLive, Mobetta: Judy, "genocide"; "horrorscope"?* (1:08:41) Mena: Who are the problem people?* (1:12:18) Killer cows, cow grates* (1:17:52) Cow-tipping vs suburban vandals: Joey XC, whites* (1:25:00) Joel Friday TV; a woman crying (NO Anchor Baby!)* (1:26:08) Fire, wind, history in L.A. area: Power out, cold* (1:28:27) Coffees: Numerology daytrading? Never liked you!* (1:32:17) ALEX, CA: Podcaster vacay; Rich, messy; Family* (1:39:49) GIUSEPPE, TX: No numerology! Property value fraud* (1:44:31) Rumble, DLive: Israel "war crimes" talk; Rick…* (1:47:27) RICK, VA: People going to Africa* (1:50:11) Starflyer 59 - "Easy Street" - 2005, Talking Voice vs Singing VoiceLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/8/the-hake-report-wed-1-8-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/8/hake-news-wed-1-8-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Lame-os: Biden, FBI, even Chip Roy! Don't do numerology or Ouija! "Bible thumper" on Jesus, God, and blasphemy! Renaming for good vs evil!The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 7, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:57) Topics: News, Chip Roy* (0:05:16) Hey, guys* (0:07:32) Hake News… one bill, mama Biden/banks,* (0:11:37) Joe called New Orleans "strong"* (0:15:31) Blurred photo of woman German foreign minister, Syria, Al Qaeda* (0:20:31) She's old. It's in the Bible!* (0:22:23) Liberal FBI: Omar Mateen, pipe bombs, Fort Hood jihadist* (0:33:10) Chip Roy on Liz Cheney, George Floyd, Kyle,* (0:37:49) Chip Roy clip on Trump/J6, impeachment* (0:44:51) Beach streams over Christmas* (0:47:47) Coffee: Thinking what others thinking* (0:49:40) Coffee: Numerology?* (0:55:51) Story of a Ouija board: Whom will "Sally" marry?* (0:57:42) ANTHONY, CA: Jesus is God? … Early Church Fathers? …* (1:17:35) ANTHONY: Who could atone for our sins?* (1:18:48) RONNIE and ANTHONY… blaspheming the Spirit vs Jesus* (1:29:34) ANTHONY and RONNIE: That's your explanation, huh?* (1:31:24) From Fort Bragg to "Fort Liberty," RME* (1:39:06) Trump name change: Gulf of America, not Gulf of Mexico* (1:43:26) JASON, Gulf Coast: Stuff changes in the Bible* (1:51:07) Coke Song - The Cootees - 1997, Let's Play HouseLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/7/the-hake-report-tue-1-7-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/7/hake-news-tue-1-7-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Drink water, but not too much! Tommy Robinson, Ella Hill, libs, and British Pakistanis. Wash Redskins logo history. Pelosi on J6 pardons?The Hake Report, Monday, January 6, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:35) Topics* (0:06:18) Hey, guys!* (0:07:47) Hake News… Kamala lost!* (0:12:34) Drinking water, per CNN* (0:18:51) Exercising story* (0:21:25) "Coequal"?! Jesus said, "My Father is greater than I."* (0:24:29) Tommy Robinson, JBP, Kyle Kulinski, Muslim perps, "genocide"?* (0:32:12) "Grooming gangs," per Wikipedia: Fear of "racism" accusation* (0:38:38) Ella Hill, "survivor" on hate of not Muslim enough* (0:50:27) DEBORAH, CA: Water drinking… betas* (1:00:08) DEBORAH: Lead conspiracy; Gen X, helmets* (1:04:25) Supers from Friday!* (1:09:00) Coffee: Carver now a Balltard* (1:12:55) Coffees: Popcorn for Bigg Bump: MLK Day …* (1:17:40) HADEN, TX: End birthright citizenship? Waking up to race issue?* (1:29:04) No, NO, no! Man scared of cows in the forest* (1:36:47) Conservatives not liking Trump? Massie? Roy? Good?* (1:39:29) Washington Redskins logo, designed by a Blackfeet! …* (1:46:00) Nancy Pelosi on Trump pardoning peaceful, nonviolent J6ers* (1:49:05) Trudeau resigning?!* (1:49:45) Muñeca Esquiva - Napelao con Los Rivales - 1983LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/6/the-hake-report-mon-1-6-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/6/hake-news-mon-1-6-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

COHOST: Bigg Bump bears with us on the FE debate. Eggheads destroying America with ideas! Deregulation now, deregulation forever! Vivek being a woman?The Hake Report, Friday, January 3, 2025 ADBigg Bump: youtube.com/@biggbump | x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | truthsocial.com/@bigg_bump Hake’s tee https://hake.printify.me/product/15920223/obvious-globe-hake-beach-soyjak-pointing-meme-comfort-colors-1717-t-shirt TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:20) Bigg Bump topics* (0:02:12) Hey, guys!* (0:04:16) Ayn Rand: Eggheads, universities* (0:29:51) HYMN DITTY (Jason), Miami: FE; static sky; sunset* (0:47:00) Seasons, Hake’s illustrations, conspiracy?* (1:00:41) Deregulation, Segregation* (1:05:29) Bureaucrats destroy 138 jobs each* (1:31:08) Vivek on mediocrity culture, H-1B visas, discrimination* (1:44:39) PATRICK, CO: Polaris, FE Aztecs, Seasons* (1:51:55) PATRICK: Deregulate* (1:54:32) WILLIAM, CA: Hake, what you doin'?!* (1:56:46) Follow Bigg_Bump; Smokey song by Baixinha ForteLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/3/friday-with-bigg-bump-fri-1-3-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/3/hake-news-fri-1-3-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

"U.S.-born" terrorist! H-1B visas and mediocre American culture. Discrimination against America's best No free speech! Emmett Till: idk!The Hake Report, Thursday, January 2, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start… Teespring* (0:02:08) "Anchor Baby" terror attack?* (0:04:19) H-1B visas, Tommy Robinson, etc* (0:07:21) Hey, guys!* (0:09:55) New Orleans Terrorist* (0:25:13) Think about it… ISIS* (0:28:23) F150 and Tesla Cybertruck* (0:31:54) Radicalized in America, and "diverse," human nature* (0:37:22) H-1B backlash, American mediocre culture, immigrants* (0:55:36) "Victimhood Olympics"* (0:57:49) Arrested for "causing anxiety," no free speech! "N-word"* (1:02:19) Discrimination against America's best: Mind-blown* (1:10:27) Dick Masterson, Sam Hyde, on Elon Musk* (1:15:19) Supers: Xmas, etc* (1:20:51) Coffee: Jesus "H." Christ* (1:24:18) Supers: DLive* (1:27:02) Popcorn: Emmett Till: "Don't know, wasn't there"* (1:36:57) "Free Tommy Robinson," libel, racism, "grooming"* (1:51:15) Rigo Tovar - "Cómo Será la Mujer," 1973, Cómo Será la MujerLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/1/2/happy-belated-new-year-thu-1-2-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/1/2/hake-news-thu-1-2-25(CNN or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Thu 1-2-25)Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee* PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Fun calls: Trump a winner, Jesus in the Bible, Matt Gaetz smear, Emmett Till history, human nature. Coffees: MLK, a Crump type?The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 24, 2024 ADNOTE: No Hake from Christmas Day through New Year’s Day… See you in Church, and on Thur, Jan 2, 2025! TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:37) Matt Gaetz* (0:02:25) Hey, guys! July feels white!* (0:04:59) HADEN, TX: Maze facts* (0:08:22) HADEN: Vivek R, Tim Scott, TRUMP, Kash Patel* (0:14:18) CJ, WA… Bigg Bump, acid rain* (0:18:11) CJ: Xmas Bible stuff: Luke "eyewitnesses," virgin birth, gods, father* (0:26:33) CJ: Father wants son to be like him* (0:29:00) GREGG, Midwest: Gift, Cold, Trump* (0:35:22) GREGG: Bigg Bump, Stereotypes, BLM meme* (0:40:29) GREGG: Cop pulled me over* (0:41:28) FREDERICK, CA: Matt Gaetz goin' to jail, other gossip* (0:48:15) Hake's art: a painting of JLP from 2014-ish* (0:51:20) Can you change the music? Christian vs Trap* (1:00:26) WILLIAM 3, CA… Ball Earth Sunset, Prop 36 felonies …* (1:08:56) DLive, Coffees* (1:12:55) Coffee: Jesus Christ* (1:15:19) Coffee: MLK* (1:23:43) WILLIAM 7, CA: Good list, Kris Kringle* (1:29:44) DANIEL, TX: Jaden's workout tips; Military* (1:34:01) STEVEN, MD: A very merry Xmas; William* (1:37:34) STEVEN: Emmett Till story* (1:42:33) STEVEN: Savage, Christ on the Cross* (1:45:29) MAZE, OH: W-word, hate what you fear; Bigg Bump* (1:48:50) Abbreviated Super acknowledgements* (1:49:41) Fanny B Smith - "Keep Me in the Pathway" (4/12/1992)LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/12/24/see-ya-next-year-tue-12-24-24PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/12/24/hake-news-tue-12-24-24Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Sanctuary cities, music, Christmas movies/songs, Ozone hole "healing," stereotypes. Isaac Woodard was drunk! Blacks involved in Emmett Till kidnapping!The Hake Report, Monday, December 23, 2024 AD Bigg Bump https://www.youtube.com/@biggbump | https://x.com/bigg_bump | https://www.instagram.com/bigg_bump // TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:28) Topics with Bigg Bump* (0:05:44) Hey, guys!* (0:07:24) ALEX, CA: FE debunked? NASA lies.* (0:13:00) ALEX: Drone problems* (0:14:26) Bigg Bump: Air Force base, Chinese spy?* (0:16:27) York City Council, PA… Gaddafi; Female City Council* (0:34:26) DANIEL, TX: Bigg Bump music; natural vs taught talent* (0:40:02) DANIEL: Eminem…* (0:41:46) TERRI, OR: Fave Xmas movie, song? The Ref. Cristina, Things Fall Apart* (0:50:07) Ozone hole healing… science* (1:00:35) Trump court rulings* (1:05:49) Patience…* (1:06:40) MAZE, OH: NAACP, Regulations, Lawsuits* (1:13:50) MAZE: Do you listen to your husband? Debt Ceiling* (1:17:47) RIGO, TX: "Don't judge a book by its cover"; Generalizations* (1:24:40) Sgt Isaac Woodard story* (1:32:18) Being black…* (1:40:33) Emmett Till* (1:50:55) Jose Feliciano - "Feliz Navidad" - 1970LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/12/23/christmas-with-bigg-bump-mon-12-23-24PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/12/23/hake-news-mon-12-23-24Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Irish Christmas song. Calls and Bible passages… Jewish people, etc? Inconsistent prayer? Speaking out? Favorite chapter?The Hake Report, Friday, December 20, 2024 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Confused Hake* (0:01:38) The Wheeler Sisters - "Don Oíche Úd i mBeithil" - 2004, All I Want for Christmas, Lujo Records compilation* (0:07:57) RIGO, TX: Jewish people and -isms, contributions* (0:27:48) RIGO: Silent Prayer, not forcing out thoughts* (0:34:48) JADEN, CA: Workout tips.* (0:38:22) JADEN: becoming Army medic?* (0:51:18) JADEN: My mouth. Atheist, Christian, Mormons* (0:57:39) JADEN: Be quiet after disrespect; Lost friends; "Unequally yoked"?* (1:05:48) Small Talk: Yellowstone, reading chat, shoutouts* (1:07:39) Coffee: Terri's late-coming Hake Teespring order* (1:08:38) Coffee: 5500 miles away, Nomothoughts* (1:12:24) Coffee: Not a Victim* (1:12:40) Coffee: Ronnie, fave chapter in the Bible? James 1* (1:21:00) Coffee: Slayer?* (1:21:57) Good to be basic…* (1:22:42) Coffee: Song request, "Keep Me in the Pathway"* (1:25:55) JOSH, Houston: Death from selfish perspective* (1:29:31) JOSH: Caitlin Clark uplifting black women* (1:35:05) JOSH: Jews, whites, blacks, and hatred* (1:41:06) RONNIE, OH: James 1, Romans 12: 12, Ecclesiastes 12* (1:45:36) Romans 12, living sacrifice* (1:49:44) Don Oíche Úd i mBeithil, English lyrics* (1:51:16) The Fallen State coming up: Don't just blame women* (1:53:08) Jacky Cheung - 楚歌 - Music of Chu* (1:57:53) Adios, AmericaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/12/20/the-hake-report-fri-12-20-24PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/12/20/hake-news-fri-12-20-24Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump stops a funding bill! Ron Paul prepared the way! Hake vs a Pharaoh and a BHI. Madison school shooter, root issue?The Hake Report, Thursday, December 19, 2024 ADMerry Amazin' Xmas cotton tee https://amazin-merch-store.printify.me/product/15581695 TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:54) Happy Trump stopped the "funding bill"* (0:03:41) Hey, guys! Santa Jesse tee: Merry Amazin' Xmas* (0:05:32) FREDERICK: Trump, Elon, funding bill* (0:09:57) FREDERICK: Y'all soft. Congrats, Trump.* (0:11:37) FREDERICK: Jesus. No man ascended into Heaven.* (0:16:29) FREDERICK: Tax millionaires out of existence* (0:19:55) FREDERICK: Christmas… Jewish kids* (0:21:16) STU, AZ, 1st: 4th winter of death* (0:22:39) Funding bill, Ron Paul, Tax the rich* (0:40:47) Coffee: Triggers the Mama’s Boys* (0:49:10) Coffee: Haters… Shoutout* (0:57:18) Super: Greggatron* (0:58:05) ANTHONY, SoCal: Jesus ascended to Heaven* (1:03:19) ANTHONY… BHI vs Christian debate. Intellectuals.* (1:07:21) JOHN, KY: Dad, John 3: 16 for Israelites only* (1:15:27) JOHN: American dream bull spit* (1:19:07) JOHN: Trump is like Jesus, the light of the world* (1:23:12) Shoutout to chat* (1:25:07) Warning: Teespring at your own risk!* (1:32:35) News… Madison school shooter* (1:40:46) MATTHEW, Madison, 1st: Live by that school; Liberal area* (1:47:14) MATTHEW: The root issue, the mass solution?* (1:52:19) MATTHEW: June, black kid shot others* (1:54:32) Closing comments…* (1:55:19) Sufjan Stevens - O Come O Come Emmanuel - Songs for ChristmasLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/12/19/the-hake-report-thu-12-19-24PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/12/19/hake-news-thu-12-19-24Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Watch out for snakes! Lessons from Gen. Lee. Worshiping the Devil? Antichrist vibes from Trump? Hating others' evil human nature!The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 18, 2024 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:47) News… Space, First-degree,* (0:02:31) Poisoned by "Feet" perversion* (0:03:51) Hey, guys! Nice nautical shirt* (0:06:46) DANIEL, TX: 1 Peter, Catholics, snakes, hunting, painful dying* (0:16:12) DANIEL: Robert E Lee, Stonewall Jackson vs James Longstreet* (0:19:51) DANIEL: Gettysburg, dying in war, Patton* (0:25:12) DANIEL: "PROVE IT!" Angry caller. Crishaun the Don, race/women* (0:29:35) DANIEL: Identity, belief, searching other religions, Buddhism* (0:33:09) HADEN, TX: Tuning Joe from Phoenix out. Debunking "facts"* (0:40:00) HADEN: Teddy Roosevelt: hyphenated Americans* (0:43:52) JOE, AZ: Trump, R-word lawsuit* (0:50:08) WILLIAM: Be careful w/ snakes: Coral snakes; Teddy R.* (0:52:36) WILLIAM: Baltimore-area mass shooting; blacks; Snakes* (0:57:34) Supers… DLive, Lil Rock* (1:03:46) Coffee: Worshiping the Devil? Gospel song tip* (1:13:32) STEVE, OH: Antichrist vibes with Trump? Rick Flair?* (1:19:27) STEVE: Trump take, all fake* (1:22:04) Supers / Coffees… Lil Rock* (1:26:47) Disney "trans" story scratched* (1:29:03) Commie Nonsense Network (CNN)* (1:30:15) Mangione first-degree murder, terrorism,* (1:35:58) Alvin Bragg "notable victory" — dirty video woman* (1:37:20) Trump hater: "I am a safe person," judging, jumping to conclusions* (1:44:31) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Bible… Violent people think they're Jesus; Possession* (1:51:56) Closing* (1:52:08) The Out_Circuit - "Emmanuel" - 2004, All I Want for Christmas comp, Lujo RecordsLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/12/18/the-hake-report-wed-12-18-24PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/12/18/hake-news-wed-12-18-24Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe