The Hake Report

The Hake Report

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! <br/><br/><a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast">thehakereport.substack.com</a>

The Christians killed Jesus! | Fri 3-28-25

Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus?The Hake Report, Friday, March 28, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Rough Start … Myanmar quake* (0:04:22) Disloyal Trump voter employees* (0:09:46) Trump vs Smithsonian, Collective Bargaining* (0:14:21) Selena (RIP) vs Yolanda* (0:21:53) Christians made feminism and did Jesus* (0:22:45) DENNIS, NJ: Respect soldiers* (0:26:01) DENNIS: Fentanyl, George Floyd, Borders, victimhood* (0:33:30) DENNIS: George Floyd arrest* (0:43:30) RONNIE, OH: Joy Reid, War of 1812* (0:45:49) RONNIE: Psalm 22, My God… why have you forsaken me?* (0:51:56) Isaiah 30: 15* (0:53:52) WILLIAM 7, CA: Veteran, Gulf War, trigger discipline* (1:00:23) WILLIAM 7: War vs Christianity* (1:03:39) WILLIAM: Anger without cause?* (1:11:45) Rumble Rant: Fentanyl fact checks…* (1:13:28) Coffees: California wildfires mess* (1:24:08) Coffees: Go to the meetings?* (1:26:21) JEFF, LA: Respect the veterans* (1:34:05) MGK 34, Megan Fox, 38* (1:39:34) Chinese glacier shrinking fast!* (1:45:51) MICHAEL, Canada: French malfeasance, ince* (1:49:01) Andy Lau - 沒有人可以像你, Mei You Ren Ke Yi Xiang Ni, "No one can be like you" - 1994, Tian YiLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/28/the-hake-report-fri-3-28-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/28/hake-news-fri-3-28-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-28
01:54:11

Leave the doe-eyed bull alone! | Thu 3-27-25

Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes…The Hake Report, Thursday, March 27, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Shoutout to the Internet* (0:03:41) Yemen group chat drama: CNN* (0:07:01) Newsflash! Covid is over! … more on Internet* (0:10:32) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Cameos* (0:13:35) ALEX, CA: Bullfighting savagery* (0:16:54) ALEX: George Foreman died young; brain health* (0:25:10) DAVID, TX: Art; Covid, LA Times owner* (0:35:50) Supers… email; Greggatron* (0:40:44) Ghost guns: Supreme Court 7-2 against 2A* (0:54:35) ROBERT, KS: Armorer* (0:59:29) ROBERT: Geoengineering, will Trump admit contrails?* (1:05:15) ROBERT: Longevity, XX vs XY, men vs women* (1:08:49) CARL, Boston: JFK? Bad phone?* (1:09:29) ARDENE, CO: Medical MJ, meds mixing supps, affecting body* (1:22:28) Rumble Rant: 4H kids; FE; JFTV* (1:25:40) Punchie.TV, Jim in AK, 2A* (1:26:49) CARL, MA: Pharma* (1:30:24) CARL: Metals in the sky? 9/11, JFK? Oct 7…* (1:33:54) CARL: Trump vs neo-Marxists* (1:37:39) ALLEN, MI: ATF?!... Biblical war: Dividing the spoils* (1:42:31) ANTHONY, SoCal: Houthi sarkha; Media; 3rd Rail Omar, USA* (1:48:45) ANTHONY: Ancient Egyptians and the Bible* (1:50:46) 16 Horsepower - "American Wheeze" - 1996, Sackcloth 'n' AshesLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/27/the-hake-report-thu-3-27-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/27/hake-news-thu-3-27-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-27
01:54:41

Hard to know the truth | Wed 3-26-25

Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 26, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:28) Illegal discomfort, "child labor"* (0:06:18) Hey, guys!* (0:08:14) News: South Korea wildfires* (0:13:59) Gaza protests and war* (0:31:14) Illegal voter suppression* (0:42:18) Women rarely lie; Snake pit stereotypes; More on illegals/* (0:48:08) Child labor laws in FL* (0:59:43) Coffee: Ark found by remote viewing CIA* (1:10:06) Ivanka Trump fights Jiu Jitsu* (1:15:22) George Foreman died, promoted Schmax: AJ* (1:28:04) ROBERT, KS: Efficiency for life* (1:30:14) ROBERT: Psychic stuff?* (1:32:36) ROBERT: FE vs curve math* (1:39:24) MEADE, VA: Bodybuilders* (1:44:06) MEADE: 19yo w 14yo: S— before marriage … being fit* (1:46:09) Coffee: Ark stories … artifacts* (1:50:13) Okay - "Hungry" - 2002, High Road, Absolutely Kosher RecordsLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/26/the-hake-report-wed-3-26-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/26/hake-news-wed-3-26-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-26
01:54:29

Oh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25

Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:45) Trump portrait; Group chat; "children"* (0:07:50) Hey, guys!* (0:11:29) Bad portrait* (0:16:51) Yemen group chat* (0:24:30) Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge vs deportations* (0:49:48) Coffee: Sion, Georgia, Ethiopia* (0:54:57) Coffee: Joel Friday TV vs Pete the turtle* (1:04:15) CNN promoting this guy…* (1:04:42) Murphy the Bald Eagle, emasculated by women, RIP* (1:12:55) Refuseniks in Israel — "conscientious objectors"* (1:25:00) Children is an emotional word* (1:26:25) DANIEL, TX: Who was the Pharaoh of Exodus? Don't buy it!* (1:43:23) ALLEN, MI: JLP tees; Exodus history* (1:49:00) Trail of Dead - "Days of Being Wild" - 2002, Source Tags and CodesLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/25/the-hake-report-tue-3-25-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/25/hake-news-tue-3-25-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-25
01:53:53

Do you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25

The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start, small talk* (0:07:06) Hey, guys!* (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry!* (0:12:24) News… Food banks DOGED* (0:18:11) News… Peace by Easter? Deportations* (0:24:10) Jasmine Mooney long sob story* (0:32:01) Super: LYC* (0:35:11) JAIME, MN: Tesla… Short women in power* (0:41:14) JAIME: Tesla vs emotions* (0:42:45) Respect for the worldly powerful* (0:47:59) Coffee: Hakenomics and slavery kids abused* (1:02:01) Coffee: Ukraine nuclear? …* (1:08:51) Obamacare communism* (1:20:25) Non-political gals… (Censored)* (1:26:01) Rumble: Shoutout B-day, Joel Friday TV, talking to girls* (1:29:24) Weed, drinking, shmorn, etc…* (1:32:24) SpaceX splashdown: Astronauts home!* (1:36:17) Is this Mars?* (1:38:05) RICK, VA: DEI vs earning it…* (1:42:30) RICK: Projecting their issues on us!* ​​(1:47:10) RICK: Whites and J’s* (1:48:35) Virus - Luna de Miel en la Mano - 1985, LocuraLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/24/the-hake-report-mon-3-24-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/24/rip-george-foreman-hake-news-mon-3-24-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-24
01:54:21

Praying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25

Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation?The Hake Report, Friday, March 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:24) Stuff falling apart, airplane and airport incidents* (0:06:23) Skype replacement? Google Voice?* (0:09:30) Hey, guys! Willow Beach, AZ…* (0:14:03) ANDREW, Scotland: Edinburgh, Glasgow; Tommy Robinson* (0:24:21) Tommy Robinson "libel" case: Be careful!* (0:26:41) Venezuelan soccer player asylum-seeker in El Salvador prison?* (0:34:41) Focusing on the little wrongs, ignoring the big wrongs* (0:36:52) JEFF, LA: Social Security fraud; Infrastructure bill subsidized living* (0:44:32) JOSH, GA: Being white? Brainwashing against other groups* (0:50:46) JOSH: love conquers all…* (0:51:25) Death Penalty, firing squad, Brad Sigmon* (1:04:55) Prayer? That's not prayer! Death Penalty* (1:12:40) JAIME, MN: Housing subsidies; tax the rich mess* (1:20:00) MAZE, OH vs JAIME: Giving money to Elon?* (1:26:50) MAZE: What have whites done? ….* (1:34:27) Supers: Tommy sis… Thought Hake was racist!* (1:36:50) ALLEN, MI: whites on welfare, all failures! Staying in "school"! Stories…* (1:41:46) ALLEN: LBJ undermined Christian charity!* (1:44:34) Parental alienation: A right or privilege to your adult children?* (1:48:33) Trump hit in face with mic* (1:48:46) Jacky Cheung - 遙遠的她 - She Is Far AwayLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/21/the-hake-report-fri-3-21-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/21/hake-news-fri-3-21-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-21
01:54:19

An attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy!* (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify* (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness* (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" downsizing* (0:29:02) IRS to DHS: Illegal info* (0:34:15) Bullfighting made girly in Mexico City?* (0:40:53) Tesla under attack! Vancouver show discrimination!* (0:52:56) JEFF, LA: Tesla, Elon Musk, X; Illegal; Lady Liberty* (0:59:55) JEFF: Being white or black? America, Trump* (1:04:55) JEFF: Lil Yachty donated? Said BLM is a scam?!* (1:08:21) Supers… LYC on Warp Speed… Illegal tax returns* (1:13:49) News… Bruce Willis brain decline and his daughters* (1:19:04) Will Smith, oh no! New album?!* (1:22:56) Tesla bumper sticker: "Didn't know Elon was crazy!"* (1:25:46) John Roberts scolding Trump over impeachment of judge talk* (1:32:24) Muslim sermons at University of Illinois, Chicago (UIC)* (1:42:25) RICK, VA: Allowing mess into America* (1:50:53) Stephen Wiley - Why I Rap - 1988, Rap It UpLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/20/the-hake-report-thu-3-20-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/20/hake-news-thu-3-20-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-20
01:54:17

What's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25

Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges* (0:06:21) Hey, guys!* (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge"* (0:31:44) Another "judge"* (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence* (0:44:10) DANIEL: JLP says the same thing as 1996* (0:52:09) DANIEL: Nagging preachers? Sermon…* (0:57:07) DANIEL: Jim Breuer on TFS* (1:06:09) DENNIS, NJ: Pot relaxed me, but I quit.* (1:10:08) DENNIS: What it like being white?* (1:31:01) DENNIS: "Savages" - Christopher Columbus* (1:38:51) ALEX, CA vs DENNIS: being white, being black, privilege* (1:47:24) DENNIS: Law enforcement business* (1:48:01) WILLIAM, CA: Not normal to think like that. Elon!* (1:51:21) Supers: LYC, Columbus truth* (1:53:37) Closing… Baixinha Forte - Hake News rapLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/19/the-hake-report-wed-3-19-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/19/hake-news-wed-3-19-25 HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Wed 3-19-25)Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-19
01:54:45

I'm really crying, how's it lying? | Tue 3-18-25

Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 ADJLP tees and mugs, etc. — jesseleepeterson.shop TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump* (0:05:23) Baton relay racing* (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Crying"* (0:13:57) News… Israel shatters ceasefire* (0:22:41) Trump vs judges and ACLU* (0:27:13) KAYA, NC: 14yo girl allegedly did-in girl, Killeen, TX: Victims* (0:37:27) KAYA: Why you say, "I feel like…"?* (0:41:28) TERRI, OR: Community example… Alaila black girl with baton* (0:54:30) TERRI: Community thinking?* (0:58:07) Coffee: Kankakee pronounce* (1:01:04) Anchor Baby heard Kaya* (1:02:06) Stranded astronauts home today hopefully* (1:09:06) News…* (1:09:50) Harvard free tuition for "poor"* (1:15:18) WILLIAM 7: "Bullying," school silence; "I feel like…" Spirit of Truth* (1:26:36) John 16: 13, the Spirit of Truth* (1:28:10) Coffee: Terri lying* (1:31:03) DAVID, Ocala: black girl crying; Propaganda; Preachers; BHI "special"* (1:39:17) Feeling special* (1:40:02) MAZE, OH: Special? Like y'all? Color of dead? Y'all the problem…* (1:48:53) Closing: "Priority" for Rick, Daniel, Justin…* (1:50:02) Rigo Tovar - Quizá, Quizá, Quizá - 1973, Cómo Será la MujerLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/18/the-hake-report-tue-3-18-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/18/hake-news-tue-3-18-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-18
01:54:23

Whose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25

Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms.The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway* (0:04:28) Hey, guys!* (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon!* (0:17:25) News…* (0:17:56) Illegal deportation?* (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump* (0:43:01) Irish name pronunciations* (0:51:22) Skype closing down, overseas callers!* (0:55:10) Space is so real; 1971 fatalities; stranded astronauts coming home* (1:11:20) Coffee: Different types of Indians in farm context?* (1:13:12) Coffee: Roots, love for Jews, Christ* (1:18:45) Coffee: St. Patrick's Day, four-leaf clover?* (1:20:18) LYC revisited: Bruce Lee* (1:22:05) UK libs against mummies, bc "colonialism"* (1:28:29) Libs want Dems to stop Trump* (1:31:09) Sleep deprived? Body clock, tips, anxiety, "sleep privilege," Bible* (1:42:16) Saudi Arabia funds "maternity leave" for women's tennis players* (1:45:11) Whose arms are bigger: Caitlin Clark or Hake's?* (1:50:13) "Cumbia Sampuesana" - Aniceto MolinaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/17/the-hake-report-mon-3-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/17/hake-news-mon-3-17-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-17
01:54:33

BASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!)* (0:03:58) Hey, guys!* (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible* (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWII "history" propaganda* (0:21:27) ALLEN, MI: Perfidious Albion. Founders. Red Ronnie. Washington.* (0:38:42) Super Rumble Rant: Happy Purim* (0:47:26) Coffee: Shut down that gossip…* (0:49:51) Coffee: Hank podcast cheating* (0:54:39) Coffee: Haman's ears* (0:58:00) Supers Lin Yen Chin* (1:00:55) News: Chuck Schumer vs AOC* (1:05:13) Birthright Citizenship* (1:06:09) Plane fire! Engine shaking. Passengers on wing!* (1:14:29) IRS downsizing; 2nd judge orders fired workers rehired* (1:19:43) Dwyane Wade on cancer and feelings* (1:32:46) Coffee: Engines* (1:36:33) Bayer exec home set afire* (1:42:44) American tourist picks up wild baby wombat in Australia* (1:49:11) Jacky Cheung - 每天爱你多一些, I Love You More Day by DayLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/14/the-hake-report-fri-3-14-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/14/hake-news-fri-3-14-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-14
01:54:57

Ruling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25

Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks* (0:07:41) Hey, guys!* (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more* (0:28:15) Stuck in space* (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports* (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud Khalil, etc.* (1:00:43) Man allegedly held captive by stepmother* (1:17:17) Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland* (1:26:45) ANN, Canada: Ireland. Ocean windmills.* (1:34:03) ROBERT, KS: Windmills infrasound; Climate mind control* (1:43:29) Supers* (1:48:28) Blackball - "Here We Are" - 1995, HopeLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/13/the-hake-report-thu-3-13-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/13/climate-rollbacks-hake-news-thu-3-13-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-13
01:55:11

These gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25

Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: News…* (0:04:38) Hey, guys!* (0:06:38) News…* (0:09:08) Billy Joel* (0:11:37) Titanium heart* (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married* (0:20:15) Ocean species discovered… Coral* (0:30:53) JOHN, AL: Punchie TV, role of wives, kids* (0:51:26) JEFF, LA: Ceasefire? Your boy Zelensky. Doug Ford.* (1:02:18) Trump tariffs: Canada bends* (1:12:40) anti-"Conversion Therapy" selective propaganda* (1:26:52) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Mahmoud Khalil vs Christian nation* (1:45:09) Coffee: Keep it up* (1:45:56) Mom Caucus: Anna Paulina Luna, Brittany Pettersen* (1:50:54) … Havalina - Leica - 2002, Space, Love & BullfightingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/12/the-hake-report-wed-3-12-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/12/tariffs-are-working-hake-news-wed-3-12-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-12
01:54:25

Who doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25

Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!* (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC* (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile* (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected Mark Carney, liberal* (0:38:27) ANN: Don't buy American! Booing the anthem…* (0:43:38) TERRI, OR: Portland are not "scum of the earth"!* (0:49:52) TERRI: Gaddafi … Hillary remix Placeboing* (0:54:43) TERRI: Philippines … women and marriage …* (1:05:49) ALLEN, MI: Shoutouts, Punchie's coffee, tees* (1:07:08) ALLEN: Cycle of 40, of 7s: immaturity, indoctrination* (1:11:15) ALLEN: JLP, "You are evil!" Or fallen?* (1:15:16) ALLEN: Tony community* (1:18:05) Coffee: Something to sip on!* (1:20:05) Coffee: Sion* (1:22:55) Polluted cities and countries!* (1:32:30) Defund colleges for "antisemitism"* (1:36:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: Open your heart; Multiple wives; Baron Trump* (1:43:13) WILLIAM: Church, accountability, nobody working on self, correction* (1:47:00) WILLIAM: Kirby story in a rich house* (1:50:11) Rigo Tovar - "La Sirenita" - 1976, Amor y CumbiaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/11/the-hake-report-tue-3-11-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/11/hake-news-tue-3-11-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-11
01:54:33

Feel-good pro-Keanu Reeves propaganda | Mon 3-10-25

Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson?The Hake Report, Monday, March 10, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:57) Syria violence: Christians harassed? Assad…* (0:07:56) Hey, guys!* (0:10:58) …Muslims are clever with liberal propaganda* (0:15:34) Swirling rumors of recession* (0:19:03) Women menopause, feel neglected* (0:23:46) JOHN, AL: When boy become a man?* (0:43:15) JOHN: Marriage culture, being controlling? Horror story or the Bible?* (0:54:47) DENNY, Bulgaria: DST. No more Syria: Assad's failure. Singapore.* (1:10:36) Coffees…* (1:19:11) … I love the less educated* (1:20:48) Feel-good post: Keanu Reeves* (1:31:46) … Actors dying! Gene Hackman, wife's Hantavirus* (1:41:22) How's Jack Nicholson doing?* (1:43:16) Cursed when all men love you! - Luke 6: 26* (1:47:41) 2000+ acres burned, Myrtle Beach, SC* (1:50:25) "Velludita" - Los Explosivos De ColombiaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/10/the-hake-report-mon-3-10-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/10/hake-news-mon-3-10-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-10
01:54:07

The biggest R—ists are admired! | Fri 3-7-25

Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom?The Hake Report, Friday, March 7, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:24) Hey, guys!* (0:06:08) KEVIN, NY: Join class action suit against megacorp?* (0:17:58) ROBERT, KS: Men, women, nature* (0:22:03) ROBERT: Do you pray? Anger, God…* (0:27:32) ROBERT: Less angry?* (0:31:21) News… Pilot reassures customers* (0:38:23) DENNIS, NJ: Love, Slavery, Reparations?* (0:53:01) DENNIS: Trump saved by God? Blacks and R—, Jesus, sin* (1:14:48) ANDREW, Scotland: R—, Vikings* (1:18:16) ANDREW: Q on Jesus, black guy Billy Carson* (1:24:42) ANDREW: Jesus always around?* (1:28:47) Super: Greggatron asks about a requested pardon?* (1:31:45) Coffees: Mobetta* (1:35:42) Coffee: Popcorn, Jimmie Lee, RIP* (1:44:24) Coffees…* (1:46:17) ALEX, CA: fake concern, beta energy* (1:49:32) ​​Jacky Cheung - Linda - 1989LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/7/the-biggest-rists-are-admired-fri-3-7-25 PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/7/newsom-is-not-for-trans-in-sports-hake-news-fri-3-7-25 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-07
01:54:21

Shalom Hamas | Thu 3-6-25

Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians.The Hake Report, Thursday, March 6, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Hake ranting* (0:09:14) Hey, guys! Rebuilding tee TBA* (0:12:25) BRETT, Reno: Good Trump didn't win 2020* (0:17:56) BRETT: Art school, "summer of love," extended black friday* (0:24:53) Coffee: Carver on regret and NextDoor women* (0:29:35) Supers: LYC on mama mess and* (0:38:17) Hake site* (0:39:45) Trump: "Shalom Hamas"...* (0:48:35) ROBERT, KS: Wasn't trying to hurt… ugh … Zelensky* (0:52:46) ANDREW, Scotland: Tommy Robinson* (0:59:58) JEFF, LA: Why respect Zelensky? Dems disrespecting DJ Daniel* (1:10:31) MAZE, Dayton: Learn! Tariffs! Discrimination. Bully for Peace.* (1:20:15) MAZE: black literacy rates* (1:23:22) WILL, Australia: Trump-Zelensky deal, changing mind?* (1:29:47) STEPHEN, MD: Trump and J6ers; Trump in Putin's pocket* (1:38:10) BRANDON, Canada, 1st: Angry French Canadians* (1:41:48) Coffee: Popcorn on Trump not telling the truth?* (1:44:37) Super: LYC* (1:45:10) RICK, VA: Jasmine "______" Crockett; blacks, tariffs* (1:50:02) Stephen Wiley - "Where Will I Go?" - 1988, Rap It UpLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/6/the-hake-report-thu-3-6-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/6/hake-news-thu-3-6-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-06
01:54:23

No one's a loser? | Wed 3-5-25

Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 5, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Trump speech* (0:05:45) Hey, guys!* (0:07:38) Super: LYC, Fractals* (0:14:59) Super: No Mildly Attractive tees yet* (0:17:38) DANIEL, TX: Jurassic Park, fractals; Fiction, Shakespeare* (0:31:33) Trump speech review in screenshots* (1:00:26) Coffees: Black shirts are best* (1:02:57) NextDoor App: Scammed at gas station!* (1:13:37) Reddit: Husband scared me. Childhood trauma* (1:21:09) Reddit Replies: Wallowing* (1:28:45) ROBERT, KS: Women getting violent with men* (1:34:19) JERMAINE, Canada: Women-men,* (1:38:50) WILLIAM 7, CA: feats… Trump-Zelensky, scripted?* (1:46:36) TIM, Dallas: No one's a loser* (1:51:20) Coffee: Nextdoor tip* (1:51:53) Wiley Weds? No! Baixinha Forte smokey Hake songLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/5/the-hake-report-wed-3-5-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/5/hake-news-wed-3-5-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-05
01:54:33

Wise men say only fools rush in | Tue 3-4-25

Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest?The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 4, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Stiff-necked Hake* (0:01:31) I trust Trump … loosey goosey* (0:08:07) Hey, guys! "Apropos" correction* (0:13:47) Shark redirect!* (0:21:37) Don't hike drunk …* (0:22:27) News… Himalayan avalanche* (0:26:47) JOHN, AL: Divorced, remarriage? Young "need" to marry?* (0:47:40) JOHN: Fear for the kids, in your own world as a kid* (0:54:00) JOHN: Zelensky vs reality.* (0:56:30) JOHN: My kids will obey. Dating before 18?* (1:02:32) JOHN: Dating for years before marriage?* (1:16:13) ZAC, Buffalo: Used to be lib! Free speech; Trans* (1:38:06) Supers… relationships? 29yo?* (1:44:36) News… Crypto reserve, Weather, Ukraine aid pause* (1:50:36) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize" - 1991LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/4/the-hake-report-tue-3-4-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/4/hake-news-tue-3-4-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-04
01:54:19

Trump reminds us of the seriousness of the situation | Mon 3-3-25

Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education?The Hake Report, Monday, March 3, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: UK, Ukraine* (0:06:37) Hey, guys! Ball Earth proof…* (0:10:26) Soy is OK... but not Kale necessarily!* (0:16:05) Shake, then stretch* (0:20:53) Bulls, more dangerous than cows* (0:27:25) Ukraine propaganda* (0:39:42) CLIP: JD vs Zelensky vs Trump* (0:53:36) DANIEL, TX: Engines: NOx boosts efficiency; Trains* (1:01:06) JEFF, LA: Conscripts in Ukraine. Russia-China, UK talk* (1:06:33) JEFF: black preacher* (1:08:38) ALEX, CA: Ukraine; FE chaos; Space and lies; Zelensky symbol?* (1:16:11) JAIME, MN: Zelensky minerals deal* (1:21:34) Coffees… Women in space; WW3? Ice cream* (1:25:51) Supers: LYC: Chuck Noris hair, Estrogen, Testosterone* (1:28:40) Rumble rants* (1:30:08) English the official language?* (1:41:27) Abolish the Dept of Ed* (1:45:11) RICK, VA: Zelensky wanted money?* (1:50:56) Rigo Tovar - "No Que No" - 1981LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/3/the-hake-report-mon-3-3-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/3/hake-news-mon-3-3-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

03-03
01:54:25
Taylor Hansen states Mike Byrd shot ashli.

William Cassaday, Jr.

Taylor Hansen states Mike Byrd shot ashli.

06-16 Reply
all politicians are evil hake. by virtue of taking power and exercising that power upon a population against their will makes them evil

William Cassaday, Jr.

all politicians are evil hake. by virtue of taking power and exercising that power upon a population against their will makes them evil

06-15 Reply
Hake with the best hair this side of heaven! lol

William Cassaday, Jr.

Hake with the best hair this side of heaven! lol

11-01 Reply
why are so many angry drunk people calling in?  sheesh.

William Cassaday, Jr.

why are so many angry drunk people calling in? sheesh.

07-08 Reply
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