The Haunted Objects Podcast

While hiking off the beaten path in New York's Catskill Mountains, two hikers stumbled upon a disturbing statue hidden inside a cave. Then, all hell broke loose. To celebrate Tubi's free-to-watch debut of our scary-as-hell documentary The Unbinding, join us for this special LIVE episode of The Haunted Objects Podcast! Featuring previously unreleased footage, interviews with the cast and crew, and more surprises, this episode is stuffed with exclusive insight into the making of our first feature-length film.. and our most frightening paranormal investigation yet. Plus, the Brotherhood of Magicians returns with a limited edition merch drop set to disappear faster than you can say "abracadabra". Time to lace up your hiking boots and prepare to suffer a witch, because we're heading into the mountains to break the curse of the Catskills Crone! Watch The Unbinding for free on Tubi: https://tinyurl.com/yz3yx8df See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/2x43c6mc Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Live Production by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ready to solve a mystery? In our mid-season finale, the team gazes into the eyes of The Restless Face, a striking red mask delivered anonymously to Greg & Dana with only a note reading: “I’m sorry”. You’ll be just as shocked as we are when you learn how the mask's true origins align with its paranormal activity. Plus, Greg gets a friend possessed, Dana becomes the audience, Connor plays Risk, and Keelin embarks on a cryptid hunt. It’s time to learn a thing or two from the Restless Face, and in turn, discover more about haunted objects as a whole. We're headed out on tour, but we'll be back in November with the second half of the season! If you miss us, come see us at a city near you or subscribe to the Patreon for weekly episodes of Museum Mailbag, our exclusive members-only show, while we're on the road! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum/ Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod SHOW NOTES / REFERENCES: - The Restless Face Unboxing Video: https://tinyurl.com/2tec3ppz - Jason’s Experience Wearing the Mask: https://tinyurl.com/4rab5ba6 - National Geographic on Balinese Masks: https://tinyurl.com/5n8rbsee - “Masks of Bali” by I Made Bandem and Bruce Carpenter: https://amzn.to/3Zrq0Kf - 1936 Film “Trance and Dance in Bali”: https://tinyurl.com/2p8xwxpr - “Topeng: Balinese Dance Drama” by Ronald Jenkins: https://tinyurl.com/mujxhx25 - “Masks of Bali: Spirits of an Ancient Drama” by Judy Slattum: https://tinyurl.com/4w2sbzmm - Prof. I Made Bandem & Bruce Carpenter on “NOW! Bali”: https://tinyurl.com/yuhnkwke - Prof. I Made Bandem Interviewed: https://tinyurl.com/2revrakp - Behind the Scenes of Topeng: https://tinyurl.com/mrndzrrh - More Dancing Examples: https://tinyurl.com/5cxb3f8k - “Barong Dance in Bali”: https://tinyurl.com/2af6ajjz - “Barong Ngelawang” Procession: https://tinyurl.com/5n8z7vn6 - Marlowe Bandem’s Website: https://tinyurl.com/48rm4apt - Sample Bondres / Bujuh Topeng Performance: https://tinyurl.com/5ysza94r - Another Bondres Performance: https://tinyurl.com/43smswxm - Bali NOW! October '24 Issue on Mask Makers: https://payhip.com/b/tORar TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Enter: The Restless Face 16:58 Paranormal Happenings 18:37 Keelin’s Mission 20:05 Jason Incident + EVPs 34:50 Skeptic Hats On 38:48 Bali & Big Realizations 52:01 The Eyes Have It 58:15 Making the Magic 1:13:07 Ask the Expert 1:20:55 Send in the Clowns 1:28:58 Face Your Fears 1:35:53 An Announcement! Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Production Assistance from Michelle Randall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you hear the whispers of the people in the walls? As an invisible force infiltrates their home, Greg and Dana go into hiding, sharing some of their most terrifying true ghost stories to pass the time. See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Production Assistance from Michelle Randall Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do the ancient pyramids hold psychic technology from outer space? In this episode, we discover the truth for ourselves by putting Pyramid Power to the test! Plus: Greg embraces public humiliation, Dana consults her impractical archangels, and Connor does his best Aleister Crowley impression. Polish up your copper headgear, because it's time channel them aliens! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/42xxbaw7 Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/objectspod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod SHOW NOTES / REFERENCES: - Psychic Discoveries Behind the Iron Curtain: https://tinyurl.com/a2up9fer - The Drbal Patent: https://tinyurl.com/4mk8kajr - Antoine Bovis’ Pamphlet: https://tinyurl.com/u8u47y37 - Info on Pharaoh Khufu: https://tinyurl.com/zm2smm84 - The Interior of the Great Pyramid: https://tinyurl.com/bdh7pcpt - “The Orion Mystery”: https://tinyurl.com/35vawhv3 - More On Obelisks: https://tinyurl.com/bddn374w - New Discovery in the Great Pyramid: https://tinyurl.com/y3sev8rv - Nature Magazine’s Coverage: https://tinyurl.com/ms4akvcd - Read “Pyramid Power” by Max Toth: https://tinyurl.com/5x7vcxp9 - Read “Pyramid Power” by Patrick Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/2p9t2mt2 - Life Magazine Coverage of Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/4v3c7326 - More About Patrick Flanagan: https://tinyurl.com/mts2t3fs - Flanagan Experimental Sensor Image: https://tinyurl.com/mua7x6z6 - Toronto Maple Leafs & Pyramid Power: https://tinyurl.com/2tuef4zz - Read “The Secret Power of Pyramids”: https://tinyurl.com/35y48tny - Read “The Psychic Power of Pyramids”: https://tinyurl.com/yf4rpzkb - The Pyradine Website: https://tinyurl.com/yxkek2f3 - Pyradine in 2021: https://tinyurl.com/ye9w4afr - Pyradine in 2008: https://tinyurl.com/yyxfhvde - Fred Bell Discusses his Work: https://tinyurl.com/pr6ft4pf - Fred Bell’s Books: https://tinyurl.com/yr9rmzan - “Oh No, Ross and Carrie!” Investigation: https://tinyurl.com/44ub55jp - Ross and Carrie Interview Megan Bell: https://tinyurl.com/2udkkc4z - Fred’s Passing and Conspiracy: https://tinyurl.com/4hwtu2mm - Fred Bell Talks Time Machines: https://tinyurl.com/zc7x79mw - Max Toth Interview with Skeptic Magazine: https://tinyurl.com/55avn559 - The Bovis Booklet Translated: https://tinyurl.com/mu4e68wd TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Power of the Pyramids 12:15 Cincinnati's Top Attraction 25:33 Test #1: Lemon Juice 28:14 The Facts on Egypt 37:18 Test #2: Don’t Try This at Home 40:57 Mysticism and Power Generators 53:53 Pyramid Power: The Book Comes TRUE?! 1:03:35 Test #3: Bad Vodka 1:10:31 Greg Aligns his Chakras… in Public 1:13:56 Pyramid Power: Flanagan Remix 1:25:38 Manifestation Machines 1:29:05 Psychic Power of Pyramids 1:35:55 Pyramid Power... from Space 1:50:18 Just Taking a Minute 1:54:52 The Pleadian Promise 2:08:30 Pyramid Schemes 2:16:10 The Giza Plain Beckons Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Production Assistance from Michelle Randall Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a stunning 1961 UAP encounter, Wisconsin plumber Joe Simonton was handed hard evidence of extraterrestrial contact: four greasy "pancakes" from outer space. Then, the evidence disappeared. In this episode, Greg and Dana track down Project Blue Book's missing faelien flapjacks, accidentally uncovering a bizarre conspiracy poised to rewrite UFO history. Plus, Connor plans a purely hypothetical heist, Keelin reminds us she isn't *that* short, and we meet two aliens from the planet Lamborghini. Fire up the flameless grill and beware the Men in Black, because once you eat the pancakes from space, you ain't coming back. See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Get HOP merch: https://planetweird.store/ Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://youtube.com/planetweird Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ObjectsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod SHOW NOTES: More about the Newkirk Museum's Pancake: https://tinyurl.com/4j9m8mnh “Passport to Magonia” by Jacques Vallee: https://amzn.to/4dcdLoc First Newspaper Mention:  https://tinyurl.com/59zzhedv Lex Mebane / Judge Carter Letters: https://tinyurl.com/ye9nbece More on Project Blue Book: https://tinyurl.com/3p9nvc8s Newkirk Museum Blue Book Props: https://tinyurl.com/9b83usuj Air Force Museum’s Pancake Admittance: https://tinyurl.com/33tr3cr6 Read “Joe and I Ate UFO Pancakes”: https://tinyurl.com/5ftcwene Hynek’s Analysis via the International UFO Reporter: https://tinyurl.com/mtvpu85v More on the Case and Hypnosis Via UFO Sunset: https://tinyurl.com/afct36fr The Hypnosis Question via Jan Hudson: https://tinyurl.com/yyk7kprb Hypnosis in the “Interplanetary News Service”: https://tinyurl.com/3nc7sn2a Jeff Knox' Thread on the Space Pancakes: https://tinyurl.com/323kka6r Coverage by “Truth Unknown”: https://tinyurl.com/yckcsf68 00:00 Folklore and Faelians 03:32 The Pancake from Outer Space 07:40 Joe’s Simonton's Alien Encounter 21:40 Puff Pieces Push Perfidious Paragraphs 32:05 Let's Hear it for the Hodag! 35:41 What Happened to Pancake #1? 38:52 What Happened to Pancake #2? 47:59 What Happened to Pancake #3? 50:58 Project Blue Book and Cool Hats 01:03:46 Mystery of the Missing Pancake 01:05:29 Elf School and other Qualifications 01:08:29 Forcing a Narrative 01:13:15 Salt of the Earth 01:24:15 Broadcast from Planet Lamborghini 01:28:05 The Space Pancake Conspiracy 01:41:58 Contactee Conjectures Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Production Assistance by Michelle Randall Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! In the season two premiere of the Haunted Objects Podcast, a possessed tarot deck terrifies television viewers, but the devil’s in the details. Plus, we give YOU a reading with the haunted deck, Dana reveals her secret tarot techniques, Greg embraces chaos, Connor learns about computers, and Keelin swears she knows what a shopping mall is. Shuffle the deck and hope for the best, because it's time to seal your fate with the Devil's Deck! See us on tour: https://www.newkirktour.com/ Join the museum: https://www.patreon.com/paramuseum Buy HOP merch: https://planetweird.store Visit our website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/y6kf7n2n Follow the Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/objectspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/ObjectsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@objectspod SHOW NOTES: - More on the haunted tarot deck: https://tinyurl.com/ev872fm5 - The Rider-Waite-Smith images: https://tinyurl.com/3tbb9f54 - Mamluk playing cards: https://tinyurl.com/msmkjz4u - The Sola Busca Tarot that inspired Pixie: https://tinyurl.com/228hxmkm - More tarot history: https://tinyurl.com/3smhsexd - Pamela Coleman Smith’s Zine: https://tinyurl.com/jh6aucmz - Read AE Waite’s “The Pictorial Key to the Tarot”: https://tinyurl.com/fe699umb - Dana's Recommended Tarot Teacher: https://tinyurl.com/3ccry6p7 - "Seventy-Eight Degrees of Wisdom" by Rachel Pollack: https://amzn.to/3zA44l2 - For Beginners: "The Guided Tarot" by Stefanie Caponi: https://amzn.to/3xWSJeg - "Pamela Coleman Smith: The Untold Story" by Kaplan: https://amzn.to/4eRGd0n - Tarot Cards and Copyright: https://tinyurl.com/ekh2txpw Part of the Spectrevision Radio Network Copyright 2024 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography / Editing by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ready for a bombshell? We've obtained genuine UFO wreckage from Area 51. Yes, for real. In the season finale, we're sharing the incredible true story behind the UAP whistleblower who discovered these top secret metamaterials, digging deep into never-before-seen surveillance from the heart of Groom Lake, and asking for your help in solving a metallic mystery. Plus, Greg’s paranoia reaches an all-time high after Connor makes a frightening connection, Dana shocks us with her secret hobby, and we finally reveal the true purpose behind the Haunted Objects Podcast. Wait... are we going to get in trouble for this? Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Join our Patreon to view never-before-seen Area 51 material: https://patreon.com/paramuseum - Newkirk Museum article: Crashed UFO Parts: https://tinyurl.com/muckynwh - Read David Darlington’s Area 51: The Dreamland Chronicles: https://amzn.to/3NECcQ6 - Read Annie Jacobsen’s Area 51: An Uncensored History: https://amzn.to/3O2oFTP - More on Area 51: https://tinyurl.com/432syjjr - Glenn in the New York Times, 1994: https://tinyurl.com/yc54p8hh - Gorillas flying jet planes: https://tinyurl.com/3eftknr4 - Glenn’s YouTube channel: https://tinyurl.com/5567a653 - Pilot Gary Powers and the capture of the U-2: https://tinyurl.com/yc2n9b69 - The Little A’Le’Inn: https://www.littlealeinn.com/ - Coverage of the “Storm Area 51” Event: https://tinyurl.com/4um96xpb - The Area 51 Viewer’s Guide: https://tinyurl.com/2p84uz2c - Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends: UFOs Feat. Glenn: https://tinyurl.com/uac8avp5 - Larry King's UFO Cover-Up Live Feat. Glenn : https://tinyurl.com/3yz8sy9r - Bob Lazar Interview revisited: https://tinyurl.com/3az72ccz - Rick Doty Shares his alleged Area 51 experiences: https://tinyurl.com/nhewx645 - More on Element 115: https://tinyurl.com/ythn4k4p TIMESTAMPS:  00:45 Are We Gonna Get In Trouble? 2:15 Object Intro: Genuine UFO Parts  9:03 One Man Army: Glenn Campbell  10:50  The Truth (We Think) About Area 51 19:45 Dana’s Secret Passion 30:25 How to Get In to Area 51 38:50 Fun with Sensors 43:34 The Area 51 Viewer’s Guide 48:24  Big Drama at the Little A’Le’Inn (ft. Louis Theroux)  55:46 Sung to the tune of "How Bizarre" 1:05:50 The CIA Circles Back 1:22:03 Can YOU Help Us Test this Debris?! 1:28:02 Operation: Coyote 1:38:03From Glenn's Perspective 1:55:58 Season One Finale - “Looking at People…” Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Greg and Dana are called in to weird-up a popular cable tv show, they receive an artifact with strange powers: the ability to locate a lost civilization. In this episode, we strap on our mystical amulets and head to California in search of the Crystal City of Telos! Plus, Connor returns from Magic Camp, Dana teaches us discernment, and Greg airs his Bigfoot beef. Polish your quartz and prepare to channel the Ascended Masters, because we're headed to Lemuria! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Greg & Dana on  Finding Bigfoot: https://amzn.to/44mK1AN - The Ghoulies - Connor’s Punk Past: https://tinyurl.com/ycynyuf7 - Mount Shasta Volcano: https://tinyurl.com/ynp9cw7b - Mt. Shasta’s Forgotten History & Legends: https://tinyurl.com/ynp9cw7b - Mount Shasta Sightings by Brian Wallenstein: https://amzn.to/44hx76X - A Dweller On Two Planets by Phylos: https://amzn.to/3NNMZsE - JC Brown’s Identity Revealed?: https://tinyurl.com/bdnccvap - Sclater’s Theory and Lemurian Legends: https://tinyurl.com/yc2jpxk3 - Basics of Plate Tectonics: https://tinyurl.com/4e67xr4v - New Continent Discovered Under Mauritius: https://tinyurl.com/5ecjhsdk TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Connor Returns from Magic Camp 02:50 Object: Sasquatch Summoning Talisman 05:03 Mount Shasta's Secrets 10:30 Local Legends 12:47 Finding Bigfoot: Team Supernatural 22:00 Mount Shasta’s Characters 27:07 Lemurian Seed Quartz 30:32 Who are the Lemurians?  36:02 Phylos Speaks! 43:32 An Old Russian Mystic 48:00 80 Men Get Their Hopes Up 54:55 Greg’s Psychic Bigfoot Encounter 59:30 The Origins of Lemuria 1:04:15 Guess What? IT'S REAL 1:10:15 Morals of a New Age Sage 1:16:40 Summiting the Mountain Within Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever felt hexed? You just might be! In this episode, Greg and Dana discuss a particularly nasty cursed object meant to cause the slow and painful demise of its intended target. Fortunately, Dana has some witchcraft up her sleeve. If you've ever wondered how to destroy a curse, we've got you covered. Plus, Greg embraces the power of the producer's chair, Dana learns to always read the note, and Bigfoot converts to Mormonism.  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Article on the Cursed Chickenfoot: https://tinyurl.com/hrm8au9e - Newkirk Museum Article on the Cursed Ring: https://tinyurl.com/mut3ja9k - Join Dana’s Magic of the Month Club (Limited Availability): https://tinyurl.com/3hc9uw6x - More on the LDS Cain/Bigfoot Legend: https://tinyurl.com/38x9vs9p - More on the Ancient Curse Tablets: https://tinyurl.com/53hap9dk - Occultist Influences Murder of Two Sisters: https://tinyurl.com/yp53a4z2 - The Psychology of Curses: https://tinyurl.com/bdzajxjj TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 We've Been Cursed! 02:20 Object Intro: The Cursed Chickenfoot 03:17 To Bestow a Stubbed Toe 07:02 From Ancient Rome to Bigfoot 17:45 Newkirk Museum: Cursed Object Files 25:40 Detective Dana On the Case! 28:45 The Origin of the Curse 43:20 Psych Out Psychology 48:01 How to Break A Curse! 1:02:35 Closing Reflections Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gather 'round the campfire, because it's ghost story time! In this episode, Greg shares a haunting tale from his teenage ghost hunting team while we explore one of parapsychology's most puzzling mysteries: the apport phenomenon. Plus, Dana's treasure pleasure is triggered by Uri Geller's golden alien egg, Karl shares a bizarre untold story from Hellier, and the Brotherhood of Magicians sends us an ultimatum. Meet us at the mini-mart, because we're heading to Barclay Mountain! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Join the Patreon and Help Us Build a Lab: https://patreon.com/paramuseum - Newkirk Museum Article on the Barclay Coal: https://tinyurl.com/4s2mjx4w - Greg Writes About Ghost Hunters Incorporated: https://tinyurl.com/27uh6vsj - Read Weird: Paranormal Tales of Apports and Manifestations: https://amzn.to/3N18buH - Hellier Blog Post Discussing “Environmental Inconsistencies”: https://tinyurl.com/bdf2mdht - Professor Stanley Krippner on Apports: https://tinyurl.com/w3nduefk - Stanford University Magazine on the Welton Apports: https://tinyurl.com/2p9xjfza - Edgar Mitchell's Ice Cream Apports: https://tinyurl.com/sme2edk6 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Tektites, Tarot, and Ectoplasm 03:57 Object Intro: Apporting Coal 05:24 Greg’s Best Ghost Story: Part 1 22:12 Apports & Animal Magnetism  33:43 The Mystery of Amyr Amiden 40:57 Connor’s Magic Camp Update! 43:06 Stanford, NASA, and the CIA Walk Into a Lab..  48:57 On-Demand Object Theory  53:50 Uri Geller's Golden Egg 01:00:11 The Hellier Bottle: BTS Story 01:05:31 More Personal Apport Tales 01:14:51 Greg’s Best Ghost Story: Part 2 Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Special Thanks to the Brotherhood of Magicians Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you keep a secret? In today's episode, we sneak into Bohemian Grove and discover the shocking truth about the Illuminati, reveal skeletons in closets (and under floorboards), and undergo an initiation with Ke$ha. Plus, Dana's snooping backfires, Connor's magical past catches up to him, and Greg inducts you into the world's most powerful secret society. Get your ritual robes dry cleaned, because it's time to meet The Gatekeeper!  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Article: https://tinyurl.com/2vudnff2 - Live Investigations with The Gatekeeper : https://tinyurl.com/2jak8rkk - More Lesser-Known Secret Societies: https://tinyurl.com/5ebt957k - The Illuminati: https://youtu.be/d-50h9nDugk - The Estes Method: https://tinyurl.com/3mbj9tkb - Official Odd Fellows Website: https://tinyurl.com/yywhmtca - The Odd Fellows Manual from 1852: https://tinyurl.com/2dcvm243 - Great Odd Fellows Images: https://tinyurl.com/yc74fx5z - Excellent Book about the Odd Fellows: https://amzn.to/3pLy88e - Their Mysterious Ritual: https://tinyurl.com/4mpbym9c - Finding Skeletons: https://tinyurl.com/2re6ruz3 - Watch “Conjuring Kesha”: https://youtu.be/ZaTuLMaqh_E - Odd Fellows Symbolism (Wholesome): https://youtu.be/DHaKsPVnkEI - Inside an Odd Fellows Lodge: https://youtu.be/ja1DOMYlJOk - Belvoir Winery: https://tinyurl.com/bdcpmkxn - Psychology of Conspiracy Theories: https://tinyurl.com/2644b9n9 - Academic Take on Conspiracy Theories: https://tinyurl.com/43ppauwv TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Snoopin’ for Secrets 04:29 - Object Introduction: The Gatekeeper 06:02 - Dana’s Thirst for Power 10:45 - Celebrity Match: Secret Society Edition 22:38 - How to Join the Illuminati 30:50 - Boogeyman in the Boys Club 36:29 - The Conjurer Goes Remote 39:05 - Skeletons in the Closet 44:03 - The Gatekeeper Speaks 48:15 - Not-So-Odd Rituals of the Oddfellows 58:55 - Ke$ha Confronts Mortality 01:04:21 - The Ghosts of a Winery, The Ghosts of Ourselves 01:12:06 - The Sacred Order of the Haunted Object Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Special Thanks to the Brotherhood of Magicians Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Warning: this podcast may unlock your psychic powers! In this episode, we dig into recently declassified CIA documents that suggest psychic phenomena are real... and that famed mentalist Uri Geller was a spy. Plus, Connor defies the brotherhood of magicians by revealing well-guarded secrets, ghostly activity manifests in the studio, and Greg & Dana undergo a series of remote viewing experiments that will blow your mind. No spoon is safe, because we're becoming psychic spies for the CIA, baby! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Uri Geller’s website: https://www.urigeller.com/ - James Randi’s The Truth About Uri Geller: https://amzn.to/3AI3uyU - The Awkward Johnny Carson appearance: https://youtu.be/zD7OgAdCObs - Watch The Secret Life of Uri Geller by Vikram Jayanti: https://tinyurl.com/bdfwd925 - Read The Secret Life of Uri Geller: https://amzn.to/3LmzAVT - Skeptical Inquirer dissects Uri’s claims: https://tinyurl.com/2axd577m - Astonishing Legends covers remote viewing: https://tinyurl.com/5hetufwd - CIA documents on Uri: https://tinyurl.com/4sjzbhw7 - CIA documents on remote viewing: https://tinyurl.com/4asa9rp3 - More Remote Viewing Research: https://tinyurl.com/3ffyp3tu TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - “I’ve Got News For Ya, Goblin Guy...” 4:01 -  Uri Geller’s Bent Spoon  5:26 - Ever Been on a Stakeout? 15:35 - Man, Millionaire, Magician? 24:32 - The Alien Connection 28:28 - P.E.E. Parties 41:29 - The Conjurer is Redeemed 51:43 - Late Night Blunder (Or Was It?) 55:48 - Test Time: Enter the CIA 1:15:27 - The One-Armed Man  1:24:20 - Paranoia Tornado 1:35:00 - Remote Viewing Crash Course 1:43:54 - Our CIA Application 2:03:05 - Entanglement! 2:08:35 - Over the Spoon on Uri Geller Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what color your aura is? In this episode we discover the unseen horrors of the spirit realm by strapping on a pair of century-old "aura goggles" and gazing at Greg's crusty energy field. Plus, we break down the science behind auras and reveal how to see them yourself, Connor investigates a mysterious chemical compound called dicyanin that inspired John Carpenter's "They Live!", Dana poisons herself, and Gordon the cat receives a psychic reading.  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Article on the Aura Goggles: https://tinyurl.com/bdzzpktf - Super Color Vision - Tetrachromacy: https://tinyurl.com/bdavc6vs - Read Walter Kilner’s “The Human Atmosphere”: https://tinyurl.com/yp6bfemj - Cyanine Dyes for Chemists: https://tinyurl.com/4xdkc8pz - Buy Sketchy Aura Goggles: https://amzn.to/40jQR7r - History of Aura Photography: https://tinyurl.com/yc67hhxn - Skeptical Inquirer on Aura Photography: https://tinyurl.com/nhjchd3u - Edgar Cayce on Aura Colors: https://tinyurl.com/muudm4wr - Dr. Skat’s Aura Readings: https://youtu.be/Z24gJnodhkA - More on Color from Radiolab: https://tinyurl.com/bdh2b4bc TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - “They Live!” For Real! 1:55 - Dr. Kilner's Aura Goggles 5:55 - Subtle Bodies & Butterfly Reality 14:22 - Reds, Blues, Various Hues 24:32 - Psychically Swole 30:45 - Awkward Staring Experiment 43:42 - Dicyanin Dye and the Third Eye 59:10 - Psychic Training Wheels 1:07:09 - Photographic Aura Memories 1:16:20 - That Cold, Cold Skeptic Water  1:27:01 - John Keel on the Unseen World 1:30:40 - Adorable Cat Auras 1:35:00 - The Introspection Connection Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Additional Aura Investigation by Michelle Randall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

During the 1980’s, a series of mysterious fires ripped across England, each with one eerie detail in common: every charred home contained the same painting, all untouched by the flames. In this episode, we investigate the curse of the infamous "Crying Boy" paintings now housed in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal. Plus, we phone Kindred Spirits' Amy Bruni for details on a spontaneously combusting doll, Greg admits to beating up children, and Connor takes on yet another alter-ego. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, because this episode gets heated! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - Newkirk Museum Patreon Article: https://tinyurl.com/bdh4w6kr - Dr. David Clarke’s Detailed Write-Up: https://tinyurl.com/r85u39cf - The “Mona Lisa Effect”: https://tinyurl.com/mpdjhcws - The Hackler Family Farmhouse Fires: https://tinyurl.com/yvzdhw24 - Read Amy Bruni’s Life with the Afterlife: https://amzn.to/3KpS4Wi - Punt PI episode on the Crying Boy Paintings, 2010: https://tinyurl.com/uvm6t2yv - William Shatner’s Weird or What?: https://youtu.be/K2F3fy7pJ_Y - Fan Website Dedicated to Giovanni Bragolin: https://tinyurl.com/4pc2xdkh - Atlas Obscura Article Featuring a Picture of the Artist: https://tinyurl.com/2p7buyey TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - These Paintings are Terrifying, Let’s Get Four 04:45 - Object Intro and History 15:30 - Call Ian, It’s Time to Kick the Painting 20:40 - Highland Cow of the Post WWII Era 36:00 - Superstition Showdown ft. Stu Stition 56:00 - Burning Paintings that Don't Burn 1:02:10 - Cover Up Your Taters 01:10:45 - POV: Greg Flirts with You 01:19:35 - Phantom Fires ft. Amy Bruni 1:34:24 - One Has Paperwork, The Other is Illegal 1:48:00 - The Ol’ Mole Connor Strikes Again 2:16:50 - Murder of Crows   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh “Superstition Showdown” co-designed by Michelle Randall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2cuk5 - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99anbh - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2ysu6 - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy: https://tinyurl.com/yc3cvwwj - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Japanese Dinosaur Video: https://youtu.be/XCMQbxNG_xk - Read Bill Gibbons Adventures: https://amzn.to/3LA3LKQ - Diarrhea bananas: https://tinyurl.com/3uakm3xa - For more on Mokele Mbembe: https://tinyurl.com/2ddnser9 TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 – Previously On 2:25  – The Lake Tele Video 5:30 – Our Fieldtrip to Hell on Earth  19:00 – Mokele Mbemb-why? 20:05 – Congo Bill Rides Again 22:30 – Regional Diarrhea 30:00 – Disney Does Roy Mackal Dirty 35:00 – Baby the Dinosaur Wants You to Keep Your Clothes On 37:00 – Roy’s Secret Letter 41:11 – Mokele Mbemb-ending   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe it. In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera!  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch   SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2cuk5 - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99anbh - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2ysu6 - Willy Ley’s “Exotic Zoology”: https://amzn.to/3Jg6wiV - Lake Tele: https://tinyurl.com/3sw9e89m - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy:  https://tinyurl.com/yc3cvwwj - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Roy Mackal & James Powell Annoy a Taxi Driver: https://youtu.be/_KdnTkq4q2s - See the Hand-Drawn Expedition Map: https://tinyurl.com/mtsdt8wu - 1981 Article About the Dino Trek: https://tinyurl.com/ydy87jjr TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Canadian Raptors 4:23 Object Introduction: The Dino Trek Patch  5:45 The Lake Tele Bembe Boy 11:21 The 1900’s Dino Craze  15:26  Roy Mackal: Crypto-Explorer Extraordinaire  25:21 The Hype Train Leaves the Station 32:00 Herman Regusters: Explosions, Satellites, and Dinosaurs 35:45 The Dino Trek Drama  44:01 Trace-1 Takes Off  48:18 The Plop Thickens  52:20 The Elephant in the Endless House  59:55 The Trek Continues…   Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens control the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because we’re going on an adventure through disinformation, disclosure, and democracy! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall   SHOW NOTES: - “Abe in 1960 - Gabe in 1960”: https://tinyurl.com/2rrv86ab  - “The Other Candidate from Whittier”: https://tinyurl.com/yckdfks8  - AFSCA Van and More Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/2p94ztt2  - Sample AFSCA Pamphlet: https://tinyurl.com/5n8h7zxz  - Gabe’s Website Archived: https://tinyurl.com/2px7hxaw  - Entire Gabe Green Interview & More: https://tinyurl.com/2p9seu27 - More About Gabe Green: https://tinyurl.com/5256n32c  - Prior Choice Economics: https://tinyurl.com/jhryty7a  - "UFO Contact from Planet Korendor": https://amzn.to/3EmjxVh - "Korendian Honk" by David Liebe Hart: https://youtu.be/2KHT6hoBNMY - Read “Mirage Men” by Mark Pilkington: https://amzn.to/3Sl18xZ   Timestamps:  0:00 - Did Someone Say Disclosure?! 3:45 - Object Introduction: UFO Campaign Buttons  5:37 - Who is Gabriel Green?  11:12 - A Guide to Bothering People on the Bus 16:10 - The Call to Office  30:12 - Bob Renaud’s Telekinetic Basketball 56:42 - Chipped Putts & Chipped Teeth 1:00:22 - The Thing About the Government... 1:09:02 - The Korrendian Alphabet 1:11:08 - The Original Disclosure Candidate 1:16:15 - The Buck (Nelson) Stops Here Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia!  Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall SHOW NOTES: - Chiropractic Ghosts: https://tinyurl.com/5dzfn2jt  - “Coulrophobia and the Trickster” by Joseph Durwin: https://tinyurl.com/3pbrrrns - Ringling Brothers official “How to Be A Clown”: https://tinyurl.com/54c4tckx - Actual Clown Tryouts: https://tinyurl.com/5e3zdka9 - Fear Survey from Chapman University:  https://tinyurl.com/4f8z9sb3 - Why Are We Afraid of Clowns?: https://tinyurl.com/2p8jkjnh - Reader’s Digest Covers Clowns: https://tinyurl.com/5a87888m - Atlas Obscura Clown Sighting Map: https://tinyurl.com/5x47ew3e - The Clown Panic of 2016: https://tinyurl.com/2cwvcycx - The Clown Who Started the Craze - Gags: https://tinyurl.com/vjasd6vd - Learn More About Sleep Paralysis: https://tinyurl.com/bde6yu5p - Emmett Kelly / Weary Willie: https://tinyurl.com/2s4zjbk2 - More on the Kelly Family Story: https://tinyurl.com/wwude726 - Emmett Kelly & Carol Burnett: https://tinyurl.com/2urabcs3 Timestamps:   00:00 - Ever Been To A Chiropractor? 04:50 - Meet The Cracking Man 06:53 - The Letter & Backstory 15:11 - The Dark Side of the Clown 23:00  -  Slapstick & Resilience 27:58 - So You Want to Be A Clown? 36:16- The Great Clown Purge of 2016 42:36- The Cracking Man Cuddles 58:24 - Mystery Solved? 1:03:05 -  But Wait, There’s More! 01:08:24 - The Clown Classification System 01:12:04- The Bizarre Tale of Weary Willie 01:29:52 - Clown Mode & The Importance of Archetypes Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch Show Notes: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddspp9y What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6kvzn Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erbr4h Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat:  https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/ Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo!  What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9txa Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbdp78 ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zanmrs Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pfnkc Read Ron Morehead’s "Voices in the Wilderness": https://amzn.to/3D7Maox Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/ "Bigfoot Sounds Off!" 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffbv9w Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js3ua Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell:  https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4943 Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5a6a Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yvkjf Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepdpzj A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4denvf Timestamps: 00:00 – Quit Farting on Us 02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker 10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters 12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial 19:05 –  You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes 26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing 28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now 45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans 52:53 – Bigfart Approaches 59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dead speak! Well, they write, actually. In this episode, we analyze the ectoplasmic product of a 200-year-old séance: the paranormal penmanship of a ghost. During our exploration of the afterlife, Dana discovers feminist pirate poltergeists, Connor comes out of magical retirement, Greg summons dead goldfish with his toes, and the gang has an existential crisis while weeding out haunted hoaxes. Join hands and have a seat at the séance circle, because it's about to get ghostly. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Show Notes: Ghostly handwriting close-ups: https://tinyurl.com/42pstyhc The Fox Sisters: https://tinyurl.com/mr2db43v Spiritualism, Pirates, and Mumler Photos: https://tinyurl.com/3uyhyx94 The Tenets of Spiritualism: https://youtu.be/FxgsSd32oTE William Robinson’s Spirit Slate Writing and Kindred Phenomena: https://amzn.to/3inAF5g More on magician William Robinson: https://tinyurl.com/3bsnpw5y Chung Ling Soo vs Ching Ling Foo: https://youtu.be/BnFpyEqKjYE Houdini’s work against Spiritualism: https://tinyurl.com/6r6ebca2 Get your own Spirit Slates: https://amzn.to/3QFdeBr The Infamous Gambols With The Ghosts Catalog: https://tinyurl.com/55pvs4jb Modern-Day Seance Photographer Shannon Taggart: https://tinyurl.com/yjynvan6   Timestamps: 0:00 - Karl Pfeiffer is not a serial killer 5:35 - Object History: Antique Spirit Slates 7:37 - Mr. Splitfoot and the Mediums 17:17 - The Fox Sisters Have Beef 20:45 - Progressive Poltergeists 31:00 - Capitalism and Conjuring 40:37 -Magicians Ruin Everything 55:10 - By the way, Connor’s a Magician 1:11:10 - Message from the Great Fishtank in the Sky 1:18:35 - Slate Analysis & Speculation 1:31:51 - The Middle Line on Mediums Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices