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Just a podcast where a couple of headasses will be headasses
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The headasses learn that santa is real and then show off how the US public education system failed them in sex ed in this tumultuous episode of the podcast.
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The gang gets silent on this gripping episode of The Headquarters, then fills the space with nipples, and lots of them.
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Sam gets pee in his eyes, Mike poops a thousand times in 2.5 seconds, and Athena sues Apple on behalf of Fortnite in this episode of The Headquarters that belongs in a bathroom.
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In this episode, Athena leaves Gandalf (her car) to die, Mike and his brother beat an air conditioner to death, and Sam motorboats a pair of McDonald's Big Macs (yummy).
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In this episode, the Headasses find an inordinate amount of interest in Danny Phantom, ants, and nazis, and an even greater hatred for the Ice Age baby.
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Sam spreads his cream, Athena is again subject to gross male conversation, and Mike gets racial transition surgery, which involves an entire-body skin graft and vocal cords from an organ donor.
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Athena tries not to hurt herself as the males around her try to figure out feminine hygiene products, Mike becomes a glizzy gladiator, and Sam possibly murders an animal in cold blood in this episode of The Headquarters.
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This episode, Sam gets a job as a British military recruiter, Athena morphs into a ketamine-smoking caterpillar, and Mike embraces the new Manny flag.
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A weeb has entered the Headquarters! Help Sam track it down with his patented weeb radar! Also the rest of the crew murders ants in cold blood in this episode of the podcast.
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In classic headass fashion, Sam preaches the holy gospel of his poop bible while Athena and Mike try to determine what kind of furry Usain Bolt would be.
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Today at the Headquarters, Sam gets a addiction to narcotics, Athena gets pimped out by a couple of chimps, and Mike makes meatballs, all over a game of Karens and Kyles (the upper class version of Dungeons and Dragons).
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Welcome to the Headquarters, where the headasses find pain and pleasure in motherhood and ponder why the hell giraffes exist.
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The headasses discuss milk and lactation a little too long this episode, as well as everyone's favorite political crackhead, Vermin Supreme.
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The Crew discusses the anatomy of Echidnas and enchiladas, then become Lords and Ladies of Sealand in this fine episode of The Headquarters.
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Welcome back to the Headquarters, on this episode Mike, Sam, and Athena talk about some of there favorite video games of all time. They also mention a lot about Athena is not a real gamer!
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This episode Sam, Mike, and Athena, talk about shower thoughts. We try and answer some of those unanswerable questions that make you really think about life. Then Sam rebuttle's to the Coke vs. Pepsi arguement in this 3 week long debate with one of our loyal viewers. And then, we answer some shower thoughts that our viewers sent in.
Welcome back to the Headquarters, on this episode we talk about our favorite childhood cartoon shows, and give our opinions on them. Make sure to follow us on Tik tok, Instagram, and Twitter. To stay updated with progress, and you can send us your ideas to use in future episodes of The Headquarters. We hope you enjoy!
The first ever episode of HeadassHQ’s brand new podcast. On this episode you can hear about some of our favorite movies, thoughts on new movies, and plenty of other things. (Disclaimer) This is all of our very first time making a podcast, so glitches and things will try to be fixed over time. We hope you enjoy!
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