We finally cringed our way to the end of our first ever episode, and ultimately are so grateful we’ve grown up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
IT'S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Amelia and Liz re-listen to their very first episode and reflect on what still rings true and what makes them cringe. Turns out you can change a lot in four years, but one thing that stays the same is Liz will publicly challenge any man from Amelia's childhood to a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What is the mathematical value of a high value man? Because the math ain't mathing. If Diet Pepsi is girlhood then womanhood is moving to Colorado during a quarterlife crisis. Is it worse to be a self-aware f-boy or an unaware f-boy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amelia gets to put her favorite pasttime of making everything into a pun to good use in this week’s game “Hard Dick or Just a Trick?”, where Liz tries to guess which names are actually gas station dick pills. Are Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan Hard Dick or PR relationship? Is it Tonya or Liz’s brother? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Some things are just offensive, you know? Liz and Amelia discuss whether or not certain situations are a joke or if people are trying to catch that smoke. Did you know that your girlies are syncing up with your period because they can smell you? Women are just really sexy sharks, if you think about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, their biggest red flags, and what they think of The Cheesecake Factory (the foundations of every successful relationship). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Leave Ballerina Farm ALONE! Or free Ballerina Farm? Idk but it's probably not that serious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom casting couch”phenomenon, and that little green bish named jealousy. Men, did you know it’s okay to trust your gut? You heard it here first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and the weirdos are mad. Might as well face it, you're addicted to rebound relationships! I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but you need to break the rebound cycle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We discuss Trump’s (set up? inside job?) assassination attempt, the Cody and Tana situation, and we read a two emails from y’all (one of which made Amelia fully sob). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Gather round, children, and listen to the tale of the Delta Lounge Leech. You're gonna be mad when you hear what's been found in tampons. New fear unlocked: orgasming while you get your IUD removed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This episode was powered by AI and d*ck (literally and metaphorically). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amelia is lucky enough to co-host with Chesko (AKA The Speech Prof) this week. Did you know that it’s basically impossible to determine who said a quote between Dwight Schrute, a Podcast Alpha Male or Chat GPT? They also discuss grifters, internet fame, and navigating discovering their neurodiversities later in life. Be sure to check out Chesko’s podcast Mr. Pick Me & the Man Hater wherever you listen to podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fellas, is it gay to love your wife? We discuss the phenomenon of men pretending(?) to hate their wives (with a special drop-in contribution from Mr. Liz), and how nothing is as it seems in internet relationships. Also, it turns out we’re both big fans of productive arguments. Who would have thunk?* *Everyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate object. And Liz retells the entire plot of Top Gun 2, which is for sure what you all wanted to hear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The title of this episode might as well be the name of the whole podcast. Amelia has the novel Coronavirus, we have a very long discussion about Costco hot dogs, Liz rescued a drunk (potential NPC?) girl at the Avril Lavigne concert which somehow leads to a discussion about fully conscious babies, and Liz introduces us to the concept of “moral injury”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What's better than befriending the wives and girlfriends of your boyfriend's friends? Learn what you hate about yourself based on which Girls character you hate the most! Plus, Liz and Amelia invent new dating apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We have all dated the Four Horsemen of Your Twenties, unfortunately. But we're all better for it. Liz and Amelia discuss Taylor Swift (and...disagree about something?!), and being in defense of being sad over a short-term fling. Liz also makes Amelia aware of the Bumble ad drama, which is...woof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bonobos are so women in STEM if u really think about it. What's it called if you and a friend have done the deed on the same bed at different times? Amelia shares a horror story about a relationship. It's so bad you'll be asking yourself if it was the plot of a 90's romcom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Rights don’t grow on trees, so we discuss a foolproof solution. Liz has some super exciting news, Amelia talks about the trauma of civic duty, and we discuss the complicated dance of freezing your eggs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mahshid
Hello ladies. I don’t know if you’re going to see this message, but your comments on pubic hair made me a little sad, because I realized that the lies that media tells us affect even the brightest girls who probably already know that what they see on media is not real. So I wanted to share an excerpt from a book I recently read called Bullshit Jobs, written by the amazing anthropologist and activist David Graeber. I recommend literally all his books to everyone! The following text is from someone who thought he had a “bullshit job” and wrote to David about it. “Tom: I work for a very large American-owned postproduction company based in London. There are parts of my job that have always been very enjoyable and fulfilling: I get to make cars fly, buildings explode, and dinosaurs attack alien spaceships for movie studios, providing entertainment for audiences worldwide. More recently, however, a growing percentage of our customers are advertising agencies. They bring us adverts for well-k
Mahshid
Hello ladies. I don’t know if you’re going to see this message, but your comments on pubic hair made me a little sad, because I realized that the lies that media tells us affect even the brightest girls who probably already know that what they see on media is not real. So I wanted to share an excerpt from a book I recently read called Bullshit Jobs, written by the amazing anthropologist and activist David Graeber. I recommend literally all his books to everyone! The following text is from someone who thought he had a “bullshit job” and wrote to David about it. “Tom: I work for a very large American-owned postproduction company based in London. There are parts of my job that have always been very enjoyable and fulfilling: I get to make cars fly, buildings explode, and dinosaurs attack alien spaceships for movie studios, providing entertainment for audiences worldwide. More recently, however, a growing percentage of our customers are advertising agencies. They bring us adverts for well-k