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The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram @thehoelyhour.
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Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’ll either regret not knowing before, or regret knowing now. Who’s to say!
Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...)
Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank.
Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz details the stories of a creep he met at work the summer before he went to college who "coached" him on ways to be a predator.
This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, someone bringing a child's backpack full of...things...on a date, and the importance of HPV testing along with the issues with the current testing.
This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident.
E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on a jumbotron while “Fix You” plays in the background, amirite? Amelia’s also on a GLP-1 now, so buckle up for her wellness era with significantly less appetite and significantly more opinions. And we read a listener email so heartfelt it made Liz cry. How dare you (we love you).
E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the White Trash White House.
E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them prompt immediate panic. Liz and Amelia talk about what their friends would assume if they ever opened a conversation with “ok, don’t freak out,” the cursed details of Sanchez’s Venice wedding (including the locals not having it), and why filler might just be the new vape: overused, under-researched, and ruining your face.
E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ketamine therapy!
E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a bridezilla (also a gaslighter), and reminisce on the insane days of TLC's early 2000's shows.
Frank bought a hat and we talk about it for the first 6 minutes. Should Sydney Sweeney be selling her bath water? Should height filters on dating apps exist? Should doctors be able to give you pelvic exams without your consent? Are we the best singers alive?
E229: An old episode we never released because the audio sounds like sh*t. But if you can get past that, you'll be thoughtfully entertained by an insane Reddit story about a man who discovers his wife is stalking his ex, why Jim Halpert is a Mary Sue for millennial women, and some other stuff Liz thinks about after a eating a gummy.
E228: What do sex dolls and brain dead human incubators have in common? Neither of them can consent to what is being done to them, which makes them ripe for abuse. Liz and Amelia talk about a sex doll brothel in Germany, and the horrifying details of Adriana Smith — a legally dead woman in Georgia being kept alive as a human incubator.
Celebrate the biggest Deepfake porn site — MrDeepFakes — beng shut down by giving yourself the first FDA approved at-home pap smear! How much money would you spend to switch bodies with your partner during sex?
E226: The Socrates of our listeners explores why men are taught to betray their feminine traits in a beautifully written email, and another listener asks how to deal with a friend's addiction.
The girls discuss the cringiest things they did while dating. Can 100 men win against 1 silverback gorilla? Do we really need sperm racing? Is Jordon Hudson just Bill Belichick’s handler?
Two of our listeners wrote in about their partners voting for Trump, and one of them gave us a relationship update! We also share some stellar listener advice for when a friend is dating someone who sucks.
Dating apps don’t care about you, your friends are always going to date men that are bad for them (so how should we deal with it?) and tech bros are evolving backwards, apparently. Charter cities are coming for you, folks.
Listen to two unqualified film and television critics share their personal analysis of the season 3 finale of The White Lotus! (Also, let us know what small ways you like to treat yo self during the week.)
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Hello ladies. I don’t know if you’re going to see this message, but your comments on pubic hair made me a little sad, because I realized that the lies that media tells us affect even the brightest girls who probably already know that what they see on media is not real. So I wanted to share an excerpt from a book I recently read called Bullshit Jobs, written by the amazing anthropologist and activist David Graeber. I recommend literally all his books to everyone! The following text is from someone who thought he had a “bullshit job” and wrote to David about it. “Tom: I work for a very large American-owned postproduction company based in London. There are parts of my job that have always been very enjoyable and fulfilling: I get to make cars fly, buildings explode, and dinosaurs attack alien spaceships for movie studios, providing entertainment for audiences worldwide. More recently, however, a growing percentage of our customers are advertising agencies. They bring us adverts for well-k