The Horny Book Club

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! To make up for the lack of Christmas episode, here's our favourite clips from the last year, plus little bits of mad commentary from present-us inbetween. Hope you enjoy and thank you for another brilliant year of podcasting. See you in 2026! ***Patreon saw this episode first!Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you to our brilliant Patrons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara, Eloise, Abby, Grace, Kelsey, Holly, Joanne, Morgan, Alice, Sophie, Heather, Alex, Aisha, Rachael, Amanda, Lois, Julia & Ella! WE LOVE YOU. ***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, we read a book chosen by our Patreons, and as you can see from the title... it's.... a crazy time. Partially crazy because we actually... DIDN'T HATE THIS. omg. You have no idea what's coming for you, if any of our episodes was ever NSFW, it's THIS ONE. Enjoy!***Patreon saw this episode first, and voted on the poll that chose this book!Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you to our brilliant Patrons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara, Eloise, Abby, Grace, Kelsey, Holly, Joanne, Morgan, Alice, Sophie, Heather, Alex, Aisha, Rachael & Amanda! WE LOVE YOU. ***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we've unfortunately added another man to our list of enemies! And let me tell you, he's AT THE TOP!! To be honest we might have completely lost it during this episode, let us know if you can tell... Enjoy! ***Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you to our brilliant Patrons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara, Eloise, Abby, Grace, Kelsey, Holly, Joanne, Morgan, Alice, Sophie, Heather, Alex & Aisha! WE LOVE YOU. ***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're well and truly at the RANCH with the first book in the Rebel Blue Ranch series, Done and Dusted. This is another one where we completely disagreed but in a totally fun way. This man is making it on to one of our lists but we couldn't decide which one... Enjoy!***Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you to our brilliant Patrons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara, Eloise, Abby, Grace, Kelsey, Holly, Joanne, Morgan, Alice, Sophie, Heather & Alex! WE LOVE YOU. ***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Hi welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating Halloween in the only way we know how: reading an Ali Hazelwood omegaverse novel. NOW LISTEN. We don't want to be hypocrites (please!) but why did this sort of hit? At this point in the podcast history we're not even BOTHERED by the werewolf s*x stuff yknow. We're jaded. Enjoy!***Patreon saw this episode first! Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠Thank you to our brilliant Patrons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara, Eloise, Abby, Grace, Kelsey, Holly, Joanne, Morgan & Alice! WE LOVE YOU. ***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to The Horny Book Club! This week it's the Q3 Wrap-Up, where we discuss all the books we read in July, August & September of 2025. This is one is slightly chaotic in the best way. Enjoy!Books we discuss in this episode:Come and Get It by Kiley ReidOrdinary Love by Marie RutkoskiHeart the Lover by Lily KingPeople in Love by Claire Daverley (not published until June 2026 sorry!)Cash by Jessica L. PetersonThe Vancouver Storm Series by Stephanie Archer (Behind the Net, The Fake Out, The Wingman & Gloves Off) Falling by Janisha BoswellThe Fixer Series by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (The Ruling Class & Lessons in Power)Margo's Got Money Troubles by Rufi ThorpeNot for the Faint of Heart by Lex CroucherImpossible Creatures 2: The Poisoned King by Katherine RundellSo Long, See You Tomorrow by William MaxwellWild Card by Elsie SilverKatabasis by R.F. KuangAsk Me Again by Clare SestanovichDown Comes the Night by Allison Saft***To have a say in what books we read on the pod and to get many other fun benefits for just £3.50 a month, check out our Patreon now: ⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LOVE YA***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the final book in the Rose Hill series, Wild Card. Honestly, we're glad it's over, but only because we know we're about to be served 5 more Elsie books over the next 2.5 years. A lot of chat about logistics in this one. Enjoy!***Thank you to our Patreons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey, Jenny, Sophie, Ciara & Eloise! Love you guys <3 Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're celebrating the 20th anniversary of one of the most iconic books ever (?) - TWILIGHT!! Can you guys believe it's been 20 years?? We certainly can't. As always this is a completely wild ride and we are hysterical by the end. So what's new? Enjoy!***Thank you to our Patreons: Lizzie, Lois, Deia, Amy, Georgina, Georgia, Dana, Izzie, Karen, Tess, Marcie, Sarah, Lucy, Lucy, Megan, Clare, Jessica, Esme, Abbie, Daniel, Eva, Sarah, Amal, Leah, Katherine, Nat, Bethany, Lizzie, Alice, Honor, Katie, Stacey & Jenny! Love you guys <3 Sign up to our Patreon for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, as well as the video of the main eps!⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! We're back from our summer hiatus and bringing you Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging PART TWO!! We've had so so much fun going down memory lane with these books and are so glad you've loved the first episode so much - here's hoping you like this one too 😇 Enjoy!***We have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we bring you the Q2 wrap-up, where we discuss what we read in April, May and June of 2025. There's an exciting announcement in this one too! Enjoy!Books we discuss in this episode:All Fours by Miranda JulyEvenings and Weekends by Oisin McKennaAristotle's Cuttlefish by Matthew Dooley (Graphic Novel)The Stolen Heir by Holly BlackThe Prisoner's Throne by Holly BlackPercy Jackson and the Lightning Thief by Rick RiordanTwisted Love by Ana HuangNobody In Particular by Sophie GonzalesTaming 7 by Chloe WalshThings We Never Got Over by Lucy ScoreThings We Hide From the Light by Lucy ScoreThings We Left Behind by Lucy ScoreGreat Big Beautiful Life by Emily HenryMoth Dark by Kika HatzopoulouThe Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood***To have a say in what books we read on the pod and to get many other fun benefits for just £3.50 a month, check out our Patreon now: ⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LOVE YA***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the first installment of the FIST FIGHTING BROTHERS trilogy (also known as the Knockemout Series), which if you know the pod, you'll know is part of our DEEP lore, and we're so happy to be finally getting around to talking about it!! Unfortunately we do have to add another man to our list of enemies (it's getting LONG) as in this book we come across the awful and terrible Knox Morgan, fist-fighting brother numero uno and general fool. Other than that, not bad! Enjoy!***This book was voted for by our PATREONS! To have a say in what books we read on the pod and to get many other fun benefits for just £3.50 a month, check out our Patreon now: patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LOVE YA***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's the return of our absolutely favourite game, SPIN THE WHEEL!! We have three wheels full of romance tropes, s*x acts and random suggestions and we turn random groups into romance books! You guys know the drill. This gets CRAZY and we're so locked in at points it's like we share a brain. But what's new? Enjoy!(& don't forget to rate us 5 stars thanks love you bye)***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the long-awaited and VERY EMOTIONAL final book in the Windy City series (one of our personal podcast faves), Rewind It Back. As we go on, we remember, all the times we, spent togetherrrrrrr.... Honestly, we can't believe this is the last time we'll have a new Windy City book! This series is bangers from start to finish and Rewind It Back is no exception. Enjoy!(& don't forget to rate us 5 stars thanks love you bye)***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're discussing the first four books in the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series by Louise Rennison, starting with the legendary Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging! Strap in for a nostalgia fest from start to finish. We both read these when we were much younger and enjoyed the re-read SO MUCH! Let us know if you want us to carry on and record an ep about the rest of the series. Enjoy!(& don't forget to rate us 5 stars thanks love you bye)***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the highly requested TWISTED LOVE and actually yes, this is book is completely twisted in the sense that it's absolute nonsense. Sorry not sorry if you loved it but WOWEE. If you asked us to read this you're our enemy now. Enjoy!***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week it's the first wrap-up of 2025!! We discuss our reading journeys from Jan - March and just generally have a good old chin-wag. Enjoy! BOOKS WE DISCUSS: - Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins- Gifted and Talented by Olivie Blake - The Crash by Freida McFadden- Twisted Love by Ana Huang- Wild Side by Elsie Silver- Swift and Saddled by Lyla Sage- The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang- The Favourites by Layne Fargo- Mrs S by K Patrick- She's Always Hungry by Eliza Clarke - The Rebel Witch by Kristen Ciccarelli ***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're back in the ESU (Elsie Silver Universe) and Rose Hill - it's Wild Side! Guys, actual shock and HORROR, we kinda loved this? It's crazy I know but as we know, sometimes Elsie really pulls it out the bag, and she's only gone and bloody done it! Would love to know if you guys liked this one too. Enjoy!***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast⁠***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week we're returning to the Big Shots series and to the mad mad world of Tessa Bailey. What do you get when you combine a manic pixie dream girl who plays the harp and a hocky-playing psychopath? As it turns out, you get STEP SIBLINGS. Strap in for this one guys, we're are ANNOYED and I'd argue, RIGHTLY SO. Enjoy!***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx patreon.com/HBCPodcast***FOLLOW US: IG: @thehbookclubTIKTOK: @hbcpodcast EMAIL US: hornybookclub@gmail.com

*Please heed the content warning below!*Welcome to The Horny Book Club! This week it's SWIMMERS AND DIVERS in the land of Ali Hazelwood. This one is a bit more of a serious one for us (although obviously we still have some LAFFS) because honestly this book was a bit much. Would love to know everyone's thoughts! Enjoy. Content Warning:This book contains consensual explorations of the power exchange kink (i.e Dom/Sub), and therefore in this episode we discuss not only this as a general idea, but also in-depth acts associated with the kink. We also briefly discuss emotional abuse and assault and talk about being personally triggered by different parts of the book. If this doesn't sound like the episode/book for you, MASSIVE no worries, we love and appreciate you regardless and will see you for the next one. <3***We now have a Patreon! Sign up for early access to the normal episodes (Wednesday rather than Friday) and exclusive eps, reading vlogs and chatting. We'd really appreciate you taking a look and signing up to help support the pod! Lots of love always xxx ⁠patreon.com/HBCPodcast***IG: @thehbookclubTiktok: @hbcpodcastouTube: HBC PodcastEmail: hornybookclub@gmail.com

Welcome back to the Horny Book Club! This week, it's a mafia dark romance retelling of The Wizard of Oz. Obviously. Why do you ask? Guys this book is CRAAAAZZZZEEEYYYY, actually the craziest of the crazies and this podcast is equally wild. Emily has a lot to answer for is all I'll say. Enjoy! ***You can leave us tips on KoFi:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://ko-fi.com/thehbookclub⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠KoFi allows you to support your favourite creators by tipping them like you would at a coffee shop! Tips help us to keep making the podcast by funding books, equipment and coffees to keep us awake during long records. Obviously it will never be a requirement but we'd appreciate it so much. ***IG: @thehbookclubTiktok: @hbcpodcastYouTube: HBC PodcastEmail: hornybookclub@gmail.com