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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.


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Fleshlight: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com In todays EP discussing what to do when your partner wants to know your porn search history! A wife who has discovered her husband loves feet and how to play it up- and I am interviewing Dr Christina Jerger @iamdrchristina all things feminine energy, pussy gazing and submitting to your man in the bedroom! Bluechew: Try your first month free by using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code JORDYN60 visit https://beducate.me/jordyn60 PopStar: Get 20% off your purchase by going to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife = Find more info on todays guest at https://femsaloud.com/coaching follow her on IG at https://instagram.com/iamdrchristina ASK ANON & Join the Patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com intro ends around 9ish min
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com BlueChew: Get your first month FREE, just pay $5 shipping when you use code housewife at checkout! VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15% off your purchase when you use code housewife at VIIAhemp.com Popstar: use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE for and extra 20% off your first order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thhpod Join the Patreon Time Stamps: listener questions start around 9min mark
How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bbc dildo...among man other toys. He found out she is much hornier than she lets on and its driving him wild! Another listeners husband is back from a 9 month rotation in the military and prior the couple had sex multiple times a day- now that he is back he cant even get hard! Dear listener is taking quite the hit to her self confidence, her man says it has nothing to do with her, but she cant help but feel like shit. Do you love listen questions? Audio erotica? Want bonus content? JOIN THE PATREON. Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  Time stamps: listener questions 13min topic of the hour 45 min Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off yearly pass using code jordyn at https://beducate.me/october BlueChew: Get your first month of blue chew FREE -only pay $5 for shipping. Go to Bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. EveryPlate: Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Get this amazing deal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFE299 Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code HOUSEWIFE at uberlube.com Popstar: Receive 20% off your order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife
Mommy is back from Vegas- lets shoot the shit and talk about why you gotta stop venting to all your friends about your S.O. Listener Questions ; a husband who desires to last longer without the use of products and edging just isn't working. Another listener shares his wife post children has an xxxl vagina (which he loves) and wants to know how he can get her to love it just as much- and maybe be open to something larger penetrating her! One husband shares his struggle with porn and the deep resentment his wife holds in his marriage. All this and more in todays EP. LISTENER Q;s START @ 9:00 Join the Patreon. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code Housewife at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp; (21+) use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at www.VIIAhemp.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Fleshlight: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com A man who finds armpit hair sexy. A wife whose man watches porn everyday. One woman's quest to stimulate her mans asshole & topic of the hour; hemorrhoids...is doggy position dead??! Join the Patreon. Blue Chew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Beducated: Try Beducated FREE all acces 24 hours using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn2024 ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Praise kinks 101 - it is more than just "good girl" and affirmation play + some hot lines to drop in (and out) of the bedroom. For those of you who like dirty talk lets talk dirty "storytelling" and how to tell a dirty store about past experiences when someone doesnt have any! For the guys who climax sooner than ideal what is else is there to do to help the situation besides thinking of something that turns you off?! I'm talking edging, start n stop, delay sprays and the good ol blue pill.. BlueChew: Get your first month FREE using code housewife at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code housewife to get 15% off your purchase at www.VIIAhemp.com Uberlube: Receive 10% off + FREE shipping using code housewife at www.uberlube.com FLESHLIGHT: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at Fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Become a patron =) Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast
Men do you want to know the 5 things you should be doing to actually get her to crave you in bed?! Today diving deep on how to up your thrust game . Todays listener questions include a happy wife with a hot sex life who is possibly interested in telling her husband to pursue a FWB type deal (the thought arouses her) while he travels for work- is it time to bring this fantasy to IRL or will it backfire? Another listener hates the taste and texture of cum...not just her mans ALL CUM, she doesn't want to swallow and doesn't feel its fair to be guilt tripped for not doing so! She claims this in turn makes her husband feel rejected..whats a girl to do? Next; a wife who found some cold hard evidence of her husbands only fans account (and who he follows)....he always told her porn wasn't for him- even though she has never made it a "thing" if anything she makes sure he knows she has no issue with it..he still hides it...why??? Tune in now! Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Join the PATREON for bonus EP + audio erotica Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100+ courses using code JORDYN + get 40% discount if you sign up! Go to https://beducate.me/housewife40 BlueChew: use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to get your first month supply FREE; only pay $5 for shipping! Butter Wellness: Get 15% off the Perinium Massager or Butter Starter Kit at Butterwellness.com using code HOUSEWIFE
Today I am discussing the beauty of a masculine man and what that entails; as well as the impact social media has on us on relationships. Todays listener questions include "why does my wife always need to pee post sex?!" and one mans sex routine becoming a bore. (due to a NLF 'no libido wife' ) leaving him feeling doomed and headed (again) to a dead bedroom situation. Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Join the PATREON here. BlueChew: Try BlueChew free using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com
Join me today with Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus to discuss navigating evolving sexual desires within your relationship, communicating your needs in LTS, prioritizing sexy time aka HNFT (happy-naked-fun-time) and how cell phones are destroying marriages in 2025- learn more about todays guest at www.DrJensDen.com Join my patreon to get bonus EP + audio erotica Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at Fleshlight.com Beducated: Try 24 Hours FREE + 50% off yearly subscription go to https://beducate.me/horny-summer VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off your purchase (21+) using code Housewife @ www.VIIAHemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com
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Lets chat bad bedroom habits that are cock-blocking you!! Todays listener questions include a high drive wife who wonders if she is an asshole for being upset that during their 9 day vacay- they only had sex 4 of those days-which leads me to discuss "sex on vacation" and the power of perspective. Shop my fav toys: Lovehoney Indulge G-spot stim+ air suction here. (use code HOUSEWIFE10 to save $$$) & the VIM wand by Fun factory here. BlueChew: Get your first month of BlueChew tablets FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Lets talk ADHD and hyper sexuality- raw dogging it without medication! ED brought on by performance anxiety or is it an serious health concern... One wife has found her husband cheating via text..his lack of remorse is very telling. Tune in now! VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at VIIAHemp.com (21+) Bathmate: Go to BathmateDirect.com/HornyHousewife to save 10% on your purchase. Epiphany: Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code HOUSEWIFE at tryepiphany.com Pop Star: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your first order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast
Today lets talk varying orgasms, de stigmatizing the male g-spot & why kissing is still so underrated. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon. Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access using code JORDYN + get 40% off the yearly pass at https://beducate.me/housewife-july BlueChew: Get your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Butter Wellness: Receive 20% off your order using code Housewife at butterwellness.com Epiphany: Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code HOUSEWIFE at tryepiphany.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Todays topic; SENSORY PLAY- flogging, temp play, audio erotica & more..... Todays listener question include a wife in search of mildly toxic ways to get her husband to "want" to initiate again. Another listener is a husband (26) who has been with his gf ten years- sex is not as often as he would like and there is a lack of communication surrounding sex; they have no kids and I sure do have an opinion=) Lastly we have a female listeners whose man kisses his best friends GIRL on the lips....he says they have a "special bond" and I think he is a special kind of ~shit~. TUNE IN NOW=)) Try BlueChew one month free using code "Housewife" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code [HOUSEWIFE] at tryepiphany.com Go to Bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your HydroExtreme Pump!
Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue is his wife admitted sex has become routinely painful! Make sure you check out the patreon for bonus weekly EP + audio erotica! Factor Meals: That’s code housewife50 at factormeals.com/housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free - just pay $5 shipping at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAhemp.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off the yearly pass when you use code JORDYN or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-july ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcast.com
Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her after listening to my response! Today's listener questions include a postpartum wifey whose husband is ready to be intimate but there is a problem; she feels NADA, not only is she worried things might be different down there- but there is also a big lack of sensation going on! What is a wifey who wants to get down but isn't really in the mood to do?! Today's topic of ze hour; 5 tips to aide in your quest for a G-spot Orgasm..spoiler; its mental baby. BathMate: Visit www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydro-pump! Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Shop Merch 44% off www.THHmerch.com
Today we chat your probs ( a boderline emotional affair, a wife who ditches the sexy vibe post date and how to keep her goin) plus today i am answering a personal Q&A asked by the listeners on social media. Everything from how the pod started, how i met my husband to what is a kink i used to be ashamed of and have I ever had a threesome. Tune in now =) Todays EP is sponsored by: BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month free; just pay $5 shipping at bluechew.com VIIAhemp: Get 15% off + a sample pack of award winning gummies when you use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Uberlube; Get. 10% off + free shipping using code housewife at www.uberlube.com
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I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally. VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 15% + free sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) at www.VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Recieve your first month supply free using code "housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.com Uberlube: Save 10% plus get FREE SHIPPING using code "HOUSEWIFE" at Uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com SHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com & Join the PATREON here.
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Currahee Stands Alone

ketmine is a crazy trip/high. it's almost like a disassociate.

Feb 15th
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Crystal Tooker

your threesome advice was terrible! Coming from a poly person and my relationship starting off monogamous. I was the one that brought up a threesome with my husband and wanted it and also wanted to include other people in our relationship. 15 years later we have a super loving relationship with multiple people. Just because a relationship is my dog a mess to start with doesn't mean that just because one person realizes that they're poly makes them bad

Dec 22nd
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