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Author: Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.


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Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue is his wife admitted sex has become routinely painful! Make sure you check out the patreon for bonus weekly EP + audio erotica! Factor Meals: That’s code housewife50 at factormeals.com/housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free - just pay $5 shipping at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAhemp.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off the yearly pass when you use code JORDYN or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-july ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcast.com
Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her after listening to my response! Today's listener questions include a postpartum wifey whose husband is ready to be intimate but there is a problem; she feels NADA, not only is she worried things might be different down there- but there is also a big lack of sensation going on! What is a wifey who wants to get down but isn't really in the mood to do?! Today's topic of ze hour; 5 tips to aide in your quest for a G-spot Orgasm..spoiler; its mental baby. BathMate: Visit www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydro-pump! Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Shop Merch 44% off www.THHmerch.com
Today we chat your probs ( a boderline emotional affair, a wife who ditches the sexy vibe post date and how to keep her goin) plus today i am answering a personal Q&A asked by the listeners on social media. Everything from how the pod started, how i met my husband to what is a kink i used to be ashamed of and have I ever had a threesome. Tune in now =) Todays EP is sponsored by: BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month free; just pay $5 shipping at bluechew.com VIIAhemp: Get 15% off + a sample pack of award winning gummies when you use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Uberlube; Get. 10% off + free shipping using code housewife at www.uberlube.com
BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code 'HOUSEWIFE' to get 15% plus a sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) visit www.VIIAhemp.com Beducated: Try ALL ACCES 24 hours FREE & use code JORDYN33 to get 33% off the lifetime pass go to https://beducate.me/jordynforlife ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifpodcast.com SHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Join the Patreon HERE.
I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally. VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 15% + free sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) at www.VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Recieve your first month supply free using code "housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.com Uberlube: Save 10% plus get FREE SHIPPING using code "HOUSEWIFE" at Uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com SHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com & Join the PATREON here.
ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com DISCOUNTED MERCH @ www.thhmerch.com BlueChew: Get your first month supply free using code Housewife at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Use code Jordyn33 to get 33% off Beducated's Lifetime Pass! Go to: https://beducate.me/jordyn33 Butter Wellness: Recieve 20% off your Personal Massager using code Housewife at checkout! BathMate: Go to BathmateDirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% your order! To learn more about todays guest go www.stefanieirisweiss.com Horny Housewife listeners can claim an exclusive 20 percent discount on a session with Stefanie when they preorder Sex and Your Stars! Order the book, book here and send Stefanie (stefanieiris@me.com) your proof of purchase with the subject line: Horny Housewife. If you can’t find time in Stefanie’s online schedule, just email her to set it up.
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ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA Hemp: Go to VIIAHemp.com and use code "Housewife" to receive 15% off your order + sample pack of gummies (must be 21+, legal nationwide) BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply FREE at bluechew.com Beducated: Code JORDYN gets you 50% off the yearly pass + 24 hours FREE all access-try risk free! Go to https://beducate.me/housewife-may VB Health: Go to www.SOAKINGWET.com and use code "housewife" to get 10% off your order!
Let's talk nipple play! For all nipples; sensitive and not! Todays listener questions include a woman who has never had an orgasm (possibly due to past relationship trauma) and now is in a new fun sexy relationship and she desires TO GET OFF; whats an anorgasmic girl to do?! Another listener has been in a long marriage where the last 4 years have been sexless; he is ready to confront the issue- how to? One husband was caught subscribing to only fans and lost trust in his relationship ands gone down hill since; he wants to share his desires/fantasies but worries she wont be able to handle; how does he communicate his desires? Like audio erotica? Want more episodes from THH? JOIN THE PATREON. Bonus content uploaded weekly. VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off your purchase using code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAHemp.com Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% off + Free Shipping at uberlube.com BlueChew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.com VB Health: Get Soaking Wet 10% off using code "HOUSEWIFE" www.soakingwet.com
Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow down of sex that comes with kids and being together 7 years; he wonders if this is the time to discuss opening the relationship. One husband has the role of super dad down, his wife who works very hard for her family is struggling- to feel desire, to feel energy, to be present with her kids...all the things. She has mentioned divorce and it smells of self sabotoge. Super dad loves his wife and wants to know how he can change her perspective and get his lover back. Lastly a woman who loves mixing it up for her man is wanting to know how to go about sex with a husband who has a bad back- specifically an injured back- sex feels limited and she still wants to have fun! Tune in for more=) BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code 'housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or going to https://beducate.me/jordyn-may Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul. Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order. Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com JOIN THE PATREON www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod
In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here. Load Boost: Use code "Housewife" to get 10% off your purchase at LoadBoost.com Uberlube: Get 10% off + Free Shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay $5 shipping.  Beducated: Get 24 hours ALL ACCESS risk-free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn-beducated plus get 50% off your yearly subscription when you sign up.
You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it? Want more episodes? Join the Patreon! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Factor Meals: Get fifty percent off your first box, plus twenty percent off your next box, with code housewife50 at FACTOR MEALS.com/housewife50. Bluechew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, you can get 15% off + a free pack of award-winning Dreams THC + CBN sleep gummies with our exclusive code: HOUSEWIFE at VIIAHEMP.COM Load Boost: Get 10% off your purchase using code "Housewife" at loadboost.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality? Listen to Rat Girls podcast on Apple Podcasts. Follow todays guest Abby Jenson @vibeslut Want more content? Bonus episodes( & audio erotica) over at the PATREON. www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout to get your first month supply FREE, just pay shipping at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Get 24 hours FREE all access + 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-birthday Uberlube: Receive 10% off+ FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife" at checkout at uberlube.com Flure: Go to www.Flure.com or download the Flure app in your app store. Toys Recommended for stimulating male g-spot externally; The Bootie - simple,great for beginners, the shape is everything here The Duke - vibrates! Magic Missile Vibrating Ribbed Prostate Massager - (use code "housewife10" for a discount! ) Aneros Helix Syn Trident Silicone Prostate Massager - on the thinner side; great for beginners 10/10 - use code "housewife10"
Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off+ free sample pack of Dreams sleep gummies. Factor Meals: Head to FactorMeals.com/housewife50 and use code housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box! Ask Anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast
To learn more about todays guest, Anita Rao, go to https://www.wunc.org/podcast/embodied-podcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/housewife to get ALL ACCESS 24 hours FREE + 40% off yearly subscription BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off + sample pack of sleepy Dreams gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com Uberlube: Get 10% off+ FREE shipping using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout. www.uberlube.com BathMate: Get 10% off your first order at BathmateDirect.com/hornyhousewife
Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com
Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be many things- she could even be physically horny, but totally mentally tuned off! Another wife has a huge stinky issue- her husband. He smells- repulsive. So much so intimacy is difficult and she doesn't know how to tell him.... i attempt at a solution. Lastly another LTR where a woman shares that she has found out in the beginning when they were indeed exclusive her man slept with many women including his ex's; he constantly deletes and clears. Should she let this slide since it was so early on and everything is kosher up to date? Is she being insecure or is this a big red flag? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com to get your first month supply FREE! Flure App: Download in your iOS app store or go to www.Flure.com BathMate: Get 10% off your order when you go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife VIIA Hemp: Use code "Housewife" to recieve 15% off your order + a sample pack of the Dreamy sleepy time gummies (21+) at VIIAhemp.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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Currahee Stands Alone

ketmine is a crazy trip/high. it's almost like a disassociate.

Feb 15th
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Crystal Tooker

your threesome advice was terrible! Coming from a poly person and my relationship starting off monogamous. I was the one that brought up a threesome with my husband and wanted it and also wanted to include other people in our relationship. 15 years later we have a super loving relationship with multiple people. Just because a relationship is my dog a mess to start with doesn't mean that just because one person realizes that they're poly makes them bad

Dec 22nd
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