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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fans Mikey and Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun.
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327 - Godzilla Minus One

327 - Godzilla Minus One

2024-06-1702:06:57

"Is your war finally over"Join the gang this week as we break down a movie that made us cry multiple times. It's an emotional look at how survivor's guilt can destroy someone from the inside out, keeping that person from living their own life, finding love, and connecting with the community again. Set in post-WW2 Japan, and oh yeah, Godzilla is there. SERIOUSLY. IT'S AMAZING! Please enjoy our episode on Godzilla Minus One.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Sting (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"You don't know what he sacrificed to get here."Join the gang this week, with special guest Julian Fernandez (@julianfcomedy), while we break down Late Night with the Devil. This movie has everything... It's got a magician that is absolutely out to prove all spiritualist wrong. It's got a 70's Late Night host that will literally do anything to get to the top. It's even got a little girl whose head splits in half as she kicks off the dance party. You are gonna enjoy this bonkers episode.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Godzilla Minus One (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
325 - The Guest

325 - The Guest

2024-06-0301:38:05

"It's like is Jason Borne was bad"Join the gang this week while we breakdown The Guest. This movie has everything. A grieving family. An unexpected house guest that really shakes up this family. A daughter that is about to be promoted to primary caretaker.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Late Night with The Devil (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
324 - The Happening

324 - The Happening

2024-05-2701:50:21

"WHY IS IT STAHTING IN PAHKs"Join the gang with we break down M. Knights worst movie... But best RomCom. This movie has everything. A science teacher that seems to understands very little about science. His wife that can't stop herself from emotionally (at least) cheating on him, and fields that literally crop dust people to death as people walk through them. Please enjoy our look at The Happening.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Guest (2014)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
323 - The Blob

323 - The Blob

2024-05-2001:54:48

"Now, terror has no shape"This movie has everything: aliens, blobs, explosions, government conspiracies, and a heroic high school student who saves the day! It's Got: A creepy-crawly monster, government cover-ups, and a truck that delivers THE MOST snow. WE hope you enjoy this weeks episode on The Blob.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Happening (2008)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
322 - The Fly (1986)

322 - The Fly (1986)

2024-05-1301:48:07

"Something went wrong in the lab today. Very wrong."New York's hottest lab is The Fly. This place has everything: Brundle, baboons, and a teleportation pod that's just a ticking time bomb of DNA disaster. Picture this: a brilliant but eccentric scientist, one part Einstein, one part common housefly, spiraling into a buzzed frenzy. It's science meets body horror with a splash of romance that says, "I’m literally falling apart over you." So if you're looking to experience more than just a fly on the wall, buckle up for a metamorphosis that will make your skin crawl!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Blob (1988)NordVPN - This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Get your Exclusive NordVPN deal at nordvpn.com/horrorvirgin - It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
321 - The Stuff

321 - The Stuff

2024-05-0601:56:59

"Habit-forming. Mind-controlling"This week’s podcast episode has EVERYTHING. We’re diving into the cult classic, The Stuff. It's like if your vanilla yogurt was a crystal ball into our social media-obsessed future—creepy, addictive, and turning everyone into mindless zombies craving more. Join us as we explore how this gooey, marshmallow-like treat from the '80s wasn’t just a dessert, but a prophecy about how social media would meld our minds into one big, hive-mind megazord. Don’t miss this chilling yet delicious breakdown of consumer culture gone wild.If are re-listening to this episode. The episode starts at 9:25Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Fly (1986)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
320 - Annihilation

320 - Annihilation

2024-04-2901:44:22

"One way in. No way out"2018's hottest movie is Annihilation. This movie has everything: shimmering walls, mutant alligators, and talking plants. This sci-fi thriller is like if Darwin and David Lynch designed a bio-dome. Picture this: Natalie Portman, a grieving biologist, leads a team of equally tormented scientists into a glittery, rainbow-colored death trap called "The Shimmer". And the climax? Imagine a dance-off with your own shadow that might just swallow your soul. It’s the ultimate trip—literally.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Stuff (1985)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"The one where we see an accurate representation of Tom Cruise as a dad"Join the gang this week while we break down an H. G. Wells story so iconic that everyone thinks Orson Welles (possibly related) wrote it. There is a lot of like about this movie. There is also a lot to dislike, and his name is Robbie. But at the end of the day we had a blast talking about this one. Enjoy.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Annihilation (2018)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
318 - 28 Weeks Later

318 - 28 Weeks Later

2024-04-1501:41:35

"Quarantine. Eradication. Sterilization. Repopulation"Listen. I'm gonna level with you. It's the kids fault. Like everything in this movie is the kids fault. If Hawkeye had just done his job and shot Andy in the face London wouldn't be getting blown up and gassed by NATO right now. Speaking of that. I'm typing this from my hotel room in London. I gotta go. I hear some commotion on the street.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
317 - Cloverfield

317 - Cloverfield

2024-04-0701:45:08

"Some Thing Has Found Us"Join the gang this week as we introduce Todd to the very first Cloverfield movie. We've covered "10 Cloverfield Lane," but as you know, nothing in the Cloverfield universe connects, so he had no idea what was in store with this one. You're going to love his reaction. It's a blast of an episode for a movie that's still talked about today because of how amazing it was.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: 28 Weeks Later (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Night of the Living Dead is over. Dawn of the Dead is here."Join the gang this week while we break down a movie that really laid the ground work for all the zombie movies that came after it. We had a blast breaking down the ins and outs of this movie. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed talking about it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Cloverfield (2008)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
315 - Terrified

315 - Terrified

2024-03-2501:34:40

"This whole street is haunted"Join the gang this week while we break down Demián Rugna's Terrified. This movie isn't just scary, its a fun twist on a classic haunted house story. We hope you enjoy this episode half as much as this movie scared Todd. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
314 - The Orphanage

314 - The Orphanage

2024-03-1801:38:16

"One can never give a child enough supports"Join the gang with week while we break down the 2007 The Orphanage.  This movie has everything.  A mom who's basically a goth Peter Pan, searching high and low for her missing crew of lost boys.  There's this creepy cave that's basically a magnet for every kid with a death wish. And let's not forget about the little one with a life story so tragic, Shakespeare's tragedies are shaking. Buckle up, because this episode will take you on a roller coaster ride through every emotion you wish you didn't know you had.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Terrified (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
313 - The Wailing

313 - The Wailing

2024-03-1102:08:48

"A Shaman, a Buddhist Monk, and a Priest walk into a bar"Join the gang this week while we break down a pretty stellar foreign film. This one it a supernatural whodunit pitting two shamans against each other with a bumbling cop in the middle.  But are foes truly foes? No man knows. But by the end of the episode. We spoil it for you. So watch this one first maybe. It's great. you'll like it!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Orphanage (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
312 - When Evil Lurks

312 - When Evil Lurks

2024-03-0401:37:53

“There's no point in praying.”Join the gang this week while we venture into a post-religious world. Where the only thing that can save you from evil it to not witness it. Unless you are immune. Then you can clean up evil with a sextant telescope thing. This is a crazy scary movie that got Paige just as much as Todd. Mikey wasn't at ALL affected.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Wailing (2016)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
311 - Us (Revisited)

311 - Us (Revisited)

2024-02-2601:57:26

"We Are Our Own Worst Enemy."Join the gang this week while we revisit Us.  Do we love the metaphor of this movie?  Absolutely.  Does the logic on the world the movie takes place in make sense? Not at all.  But what is so logical could unregulated capitalism pitting Us against ourselves for our very survival?  Peele knows how to make a movie!  We hope you enjoy this revisit of Us!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: When Evil Lurks (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
310 - They Cloned Tyrone

310 - They Cloned Tyrone

2024-02-1901:50:19

"You send a ghost to a pimp?"Join the gang this week while we dive into The Glen to unpack a wonderful movie that pokes fun at some truly terrible realities in our world.  There is some debate as to if this movie is considered "Horror" so we'd love to know what you all think about that, but either way, the movie is amazingly done and Jamie, John, and Teyonah are amazing in it. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Us (2019)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
309 - The Blackening

309 - The Blackening

2024-02-1202:11:32

"We can't all Pod First"Join the gang (and special guest Shondalia White) to break down this super funny horror comedy. Would we have survived the most racist board game ever? Probably not. but the one thing we are sure of is that Officer White and Mikey have extremely similar energy. Enjoy the episode!If you want more of Shondalia White follow her on Instagram @storytimewithshondaliaCheck out her Podcast:I Can't Eat Sh*t! Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/user/ShondaliaWhiteHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: They Cloned Tyrone (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
308 - Blade 2

308 - Blade 2

2024-02-0501:47:26

"Roe V. Blade"Join the gang this week while we break down the insane vampire sequel Blade 2.  This movie has everything.  Hellboy, a Boondock Saint, and a retconned main character who can't make up his mind if he is evil or not.  It also has Wesley Snipes at like PEEK Snipes.  It's amazing.  We hope you enjoy it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Blackening (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Odin Tillgren

I really would love to see them revisit this movie with Paige. Jenn kills the whole mood rights at the start

Mar 4th
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Sookie's Mom

This pod has won me over! I listened to it a couple years ago and didn't like it. Since Paige joined the team, I think the chemistry between the group has gotten awesome! My husband and I are huge horror movies and listen together; searching out episodes to match movies we've recently watched. This has become a favorite for road trips; we laugh so hard! Keep up the great work!

Sep 3rd
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aredith

Dental hygienist here. If your tooth is dry or cleaned before trying to put it back in its socket, it is less likely to survive. Putting it in milk actually helps keep the roots alive for longer to give it a better chance of reinsertion. Doesn't work on dicks tho.

May 22nd
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Nicholas Kinsman

this whole section had me straight up GUFFAWING

Mar 10th
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hwithoutsound

yesssssss! finally you guys are doing this incredibly bad, hilarious, awful movie!!

Nov 14th
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aredith

No one note worthy in this movie? It has Virginia Madsen! And it has the kids from The Visit. That doesn't make it a good movie, it makes me very uncomfortable and I don't like it.

Nov 10th
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Trino Carrera

I knew Chucky was on thin ice with Kyle because this girl has been on foster care her entire life

Oct 10th
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Trino Carrera

I knew Chucky was on thin ice with Kyle because this girl has been on foster care her entire life

Oct 10th
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Melanie St.George

OMG THEY LIKE A MOVIE!

Aug 29th
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aredith

I saw a community theater production of Evil Dead The Musical, and the guy who played Ash was amazing. He had real Bruce Campbell energy. I got to see him in a few shows before he moved away to New York to be a real actor.

Aug 29th
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Claire Cantwell

Actual horror content: 8:30

Aug 12th
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Louise Meyrick

Fatherrrrrrrrrrrrr

Feb 24th
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Gemini

I know this is an old episode, but for posterity’s sake, the emaciated women at the end of the movie isn’t CG as Paige said, she’s actually played by Spanish creature actor Javier Botet.

Dec 16th
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katrina murphy - Fox

Please please please do Triangle. Amazing Australian movie. Please don't judge us off Wolf Creek. x

Sep 16th
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Kain Kenny

Hate the laughing, sounds so fake 😬 really enjoyable otherwise

Sep 15th
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Tiffany Velasquez

Definitely water first. It's not hard and you don't taste the pill!

Aug 31st
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Claire Cantwell

skippers: 9:00

Jul 19th
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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 9:25.

Jul 11th
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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 4:15.

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Claire Cantwell

Skippers: 10:35.

Jun 16th
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