The Howling Salt Mine

A comedy/advice podcast reading salty stories from the Magic the Gathering community. Stay Salty!

HSM 131: Middle School Salt and Roping with Amy the Amazonian!

Welcome to Episode 131! Today we are joined by our friend and Magic Twitch streamer, Amy the Amazonian!  We talk about an old salty confessional from a middle school magic club, a couple that ruins the game night, and a player that endures three pubstomps only to be kicked while they are down.  Also, roping sucks, art is cool, and the DK Rap is scary? Check out Amy's content over on her Twitch stream or on her YouTube channel! Stay Salty! ____ Buy DragonShield Sleeves from our affiliate link! Use code "staysalty" all lowercase, all one word for a discount! Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

12-19
01:22:51

HSM 130: A Scry-Weekend Slumber Party

Welcome to Episode 130! Its a cavalcade of returning guests! We're joined by Lua and Tori from Scrybabies, Ken Baumann, Dan from Moderately Anonymous MTG, Tyler from Play to Win, and of course Ian aka ComedIanMTG in a fun sleepover style episode of the show! This week we talk about a cascading cEDH deck that fails to interact, a salty LGS experience with a confidently incorrect player, and a prospector who just loves to spread salt! Keep an eye out for us over on the Scrybabies Youtube channel as we have some videos that will be up over the next few months! Stay Salty! ____ Buy DragonShield Sleeves from our affiliate link! Use code "staysalty" all lowercase, all one word for a discount! Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

12-12
01:02:28

HSM 129: Three Birds, Lobsters, and People Are Loving It

Welcome to Episode 129! This week we have three birds! An aven that won't censor, a bird man that cheats, and a goose that just can't seem to get off the ground. People are loving it! Also, lobster talk with a side of butter! Stay Salty! ____ Buy DragonShield Sleeves from our affiliate link! Use code "staysalty" all lowercase, all one word for a discount! Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

12-05
01:08:24

HSM 128: Salty Tales: What Happens in Vegas

Welcome to Episode 128 and the second ever episode of Salty Tales! While we were at MagicCon Las Vegas, we asked folks on the convention floor "What makes you salty?", and we recorded all of the responses! So today, we are going through as many of these answers as we can in a lightning round of salty tales.  Find us at a future convention to give us your salt! Also we have a #sponsor for today's episode with a playmat collection Kickstarter from Justyna and Piotr Dura so go check it out! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

11-28
01:05:09

HSM 127: Massacre Salt, Side Games, and Gluntch's Betrayal

Welcome to Episode 127! It's a Tony and Sam episode! Mike is away so the Gremlin Boys will play! This week we cover a story where a player is emotionally massacred, a confusing story of side games and scoops, and when trolling your friend goes too far.  Also, Sam catches them all and Tony catches unwashed laundry. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

11-21
01:07:02

HSM 126: The Vegas Live Show!

Welcome to Episode 126! Many of you asked, so we are delivering. This is the recording of our first live show ever from MagicCon Vegas!! The audio is a bit rough, but we're sharing it anyways! Today we talk about a judgmental player who gets a much-needed dose of karma, a case of prospector on prospector crime, and the etiquette of cutting a deck. Thank you to everyone who was at this show or provided a story! We hope to do it again at the next con! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

11-14
01:01:16

Stray Grains: Salt in cEDH with Tim Goldsabertooth

A little Stray Grains on main to brighten your Tuesday morning! Here is an SG from Episode 123 with our buddy Tim Goldsabertooth where we go on a tangent about salt in cEDH.  Also, Tim is currently running a Kickstarter for a playmat collection reprinting some old classics and including some new HEAT! The Kickstarter ends on November 21st, so check out this link for more details! Also if you liked this Stray Grains episode, we have a ton more over on our Patreon so come check it out!  Stay Salty!  Sam, Mike, & Tony

11-12
06:39

HSM 125: The MagicCon Vegas 2024 Recap Special!

Welcome to Episode 125! Today we are recapping our time at MagicCon Vegas with our mythical fourth pod member, Nick! From the Learn to Play cEDH event, our meet and greet, our FIRST LIVE SHOW, Mike on the Mana Stage, and Sam doodling his heart out, this was a jam-packed convention from the Salty Boys! Thank you to everyone that said hello at the convention, played a game with us, had us sign something, or attended our live show! It was so great to meet so many of the people in our community. We couldn't do this without you! See you at the next convention! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

11-07
01:58:23

HSM 124: Casual Opp Agent, Whale Hunt, and The MLD That Wasn't

Welcome to Episode 124! The HSM boys are back in the studio with the salt! We talk about playing Opposition Agent in a power level 8 game, a player baited into playing a blue whale and then hunted relentlessly, and a game where lands weren't blown up but trust was obliterated. Also Tony talks about his first alter from the amazing MTG Alters by Sonya! ASHITAKAAAAAA!!! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

10-31
01:18:46

HSM 123: Upholding Priorities and Dumb Plays with Goldsabertooth!

Welcome to Episode 123! Our good friend Tim Goldsabertooth, artist extraordinaire and cEDH player, joins us in the mine today! We hear a story about losing your cEDH group because you upheld your priorities, being berated for making a stupid play, and a saga of a salty bird and a frustrating deal from a cEDH event.  Also, Tim's art, Tony's salt, and Garth's accolades.  Go follow Tim and check out his Etsy shop! Also check out his new kickstarter that he just launched for some exclusive playmats! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

10-24
01:44:34

HSM 122: Sam's Scoop, Mr. Know It All, and the Don Quixote Defense

Welcome to Episode 122! Sam kicks this one off with his own salty confessional, and its a doozy. We also talk about a game with a rules lawyer and a rules outlaw, hiding your salt behind your favorite book (with marginal success), and disagreeing with a play so much that you... kingmake? Okay I guess so. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

10-17
01:22:05

MagicCon Vegas Announcement! LIVE SHOW!

MagicCon Vegas is around the corner and the Salty Boys have a jam packed schedule including our FIRST LIVE SHOW ON SATURDAY! Here is where to find us! The biggest announcement we have is our live show that we are doing on Saturday from 11 am to noon in the community panel center! If you will be there, send us a salty story with "Vegas" in the title. We will pull from those from the show! We will also have giveaways and other fun things so COME WATCH! Here is our full schedule for the weekend! Friday: 10am - 2pm: Learn to Play cEDH Event near the creator central. All three of us will be playing cEDH with whoever! New players and veterans alike are welcome to join and play. Get the exclusive token that Sam designed! 2pm - 3pm: Meet and Greet in the Creator at creator central. Have us sign things, get your exclusive Vegas token (and a surprise thing???), take pics with us, and most of all just say hi and chat with us. Saturday: 11am - 12pm: HOWLING SALT MINE LIVE SHOW!!! The first one ever! BE THERE! In the Community Panel Room! 2:30pm - 5:30pm: HSM MEET UP! at the reserved tables by the creator central! JAM GAMES AND MEET OTHER PROSPECTORS! TAKE A GROUP PHOTO!! Sunday: 12:30pm - 1:30pm: Clash of the Creators on the Mana Stage! A Family Feud style event with our very own Mike joining the fray! 2:30pm - 3:30pm: D00-dl's 4 Laughs! in the Community Panel Room! Join Sam along with a bunch of his artist buds as we draw random magic the gathering characters from memory! Stump us with your vague characters and laugh as we mess it up! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! and Stay Salty! Sam, Mike, & Tony

10-16
09:45

HSM 121: Ripped Apart, Does it Resolve, and Salt-Colored Glasses

Welcome to Episode 121! We're back in our studio with today's episode! Today, we have a stories where an opponent loses the game and loses their mind, being asked if you have responses while you're getting pubstomped, and when you're so full of salt that everything someone does pisses you off. Also, a video game chat and Sam boils corn incorrectly. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

10-10
01:14:40

HSM 120: Big Bans and Kaiba Trades with Mod Anon MTG!

Welcome to Episode 120! Our buddy Dan from Moderately Anonymous MTG (and our rival podcast, The Herald's Horn) joins us in the mine today in place of Tony! We're talking about the new bans and digging into our mail bag for  some salty stories featuring these banned cards. We hear a story about a trade straight out of YuGiOh, a cEDH tournament that needed more AC and more snacks, and a potential pubstomper that demonstrates the power of these cards. Catch Dan over on their YouTube page or on Herald's Horn! Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

10-03
01:49:36

HSM 119: The Commander Sealed 2024 Recap Special

Welcome to Episode 119! We have a special episode for you as Tony and Mike recap their recent trip to the Commander Sealed charity event in Rochester! That's right, it's a Tony and Mike special! The guys will be talking about the ups and downs of the main event and all the other fun (and not so fun) things they did.  Also, long drives, dumplings, and Tony gets salty about... everything. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

09-26
01:01:50

HSM 118: Deckbuilding Slump, Kaalia of the Past, and Jack

Welcome to Episode 118! Today, we talk about Tony’s nightmare pod, playing a 2011 precon in 2024, and an LGS interaction with a black lotus and an unexpected ending. Also, Sam talks about his deckbuilding slump.  Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

09-19
01:18:40

HSM Bonus: The Salty Cards of Duskmourn

Welcome to a very special episode of HSM! We're officially #sponsored by Wizards of the Coast to be a part of their new #MTGAmbassador program for Duskmourn! WE DID IT Y'ALL.  So of course we're bringing our salt expertise to talk about the saltiest cards in Duskmourn! Join us as we become obsessed with the Mindskinner, double the meat, barb some flares, and watch a freaky dog ride a John Deere tractor.  Thanks to WotC for the opportunity and for giving us some lovely preview product. If you want to preorder some Duskmourn, peruse the cards in the set, or just show your support to Ambassadors like us, give this link a click! https://mtg.social/DSKAmbassador Stay Salty and Stay Spooky! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! The HSM Skull by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

09-17
01:10:35

HSM 117: Nah Nadu, Get Sunhomed, and Killin' Kinnan

Welcome to Episode 117! This episode was recorded LIVE in the new HSM Studio! (aka Sam's spare room) Today, we talk about everyone's favorite bird wizard, spreading salt with a special land, and what all Kinnan players fear (a lot of cEDH players fear it tbh).  Also Tony's travel, a Boston mouse, and little monsters.  Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

09-12
01:23:08

HSM 116: Shrodinger's Forest, Moral Victory, and Sam is Back?

Welcome to Episode 116! Sam is back from paternity leave! Through the magic of backlogging episodes, you may not have noticed, but Sam is back to dive into the SALT.  Today, we talk about whether forests really die or not (they do), if a draw is a moral victory, and the classic dilemma of the "upgraded" precon. Also Mana Drain pain, sheet plastic pizza, and Pink Plankton Club. You're welcome. Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

09-05
01:19:49

HSM 115: Volo No No, Spite vs Trolling, and Some More of What?

Welcome to Episode 115! Today, we talk about the ups and downs of casting a turn 1 commander, when two pubstompers and an unsleeved chaos gremlin walk into an LGS, and we cast our verdict to determine whether something is trolling or a spite play.  Also we talk s'mores, marshmallow techniques, and lessons learned about fire safety.  Stay Salty! ____ Find HSM merch on our website and our Bonfire site! Get HSM playmats from our friends at Jank Mats! Use our affiliate link!! Email your salty stories to thehowlingsaltmine@gmail.com! Find links to all our social media pages on our Linktree! Check out our Moxfield! Podcast art by the talented Devin Burnett! @j.d.burnett

08-29
01:12:40

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