The Iron Rodcast

No reason!0:00 -- Awkward intro1:37 -- Minutes4:09 -- Pete and Rhett's card (4/6)9:20 -- Welfare update24:42 -- Covid Sunday meetings41:25 -- Spirits and intelligences50:48 -- Trumpism astrayness86:41 -- 147 follow-upDownload here!

Hey it's Covid season and we're all gonna die so how about another Rodcast! 0:00 -- Awkward intro 1:12 -- Minutes 2:56 -- Pete and Rhett's card (2/6) 11:06 -- List of topics 12:46 -- Thee, thine thing 22:47 -- Logo 28:09 -- Church name 37:21 -- Brother sister thing 43:05 -- The new Sunday thing 1.04:35 -- Virtual meetings 1.14:47 -- Handshakes 1.21:07 -- Sacrament handling 1.28:00 -- Goin' back predictions, org complaints 1.37:17 -- Trek canceled, EFY canceled 1.43:13 -- Mission PTSD 1.48:50 -- Wrappin' up We mentioned this book. Download here!

It's been another two years, so it's time to come back. Time for General Conference predictions! 0:00 -- Awkward intro 3:07 -- Minutes 6:27 -- Pete and Rhett's card (5/6) 12:23 -- General Conference predictions 112:06 -- Rhett's Twitter announcement and new environs Download here!

Heeeeeeeey. Sometimes faithful latter-day saints spend two years away from the world. Anyway, we adjourned over Google Hangouts to yack on like old times. It's been a long lonely lonely time so expect more meandering than usual. 0:00 -- Intro and apologies and aloha awkwardness 6:50 -- Pete and Rhett's card (3/6) 11:45 -- Sunday school (Alexis teaching and some random stuff from the beginning of Alma) 33:50 -- Rhett's Twitter announcement 47:45 -- Off-topic transcribing topic 58:24 -- Pete's topic (ward weirdness) 1.26:46 -- Rhett speed round of topics 1.41:42 -- Jon's quick ward experience Download here!

The below times may be off just a bit because of the into that says what I'm about to say anyway. We actually recorded this a month and a bit ago. It's been stuck on my broken computer, but I took the file off and am now posting it from my old, but not broken, computer. The stuff we talk about is old news, but maybe it'll be a fun listen. 0:00 -- Yakking about doing Rodcast longer than we thought we would 3:30 -- Minutes 5:32 -- Jon's card (2/6) 13:04 -- Sunday school (more King David and psalms and stuff 46:00 -- Listener comments 50:43 -- Jon still likes white shirts 53:34 -- Ghosts Download here! Next Rodcast: Something!

(or in other words, everything but patriotism) Happy ID4. Click here for the Malcolm Gladwell David and Goliath Ted Talk Click here for "What Do Kisses Mean?" 0:00 -- Skype talk and sacrament drones 3:00 -- Minutes 4:30 -- Rhett's card (2/6) 16:30 -- Church news (excommunication happenings) 40:33 -- Defining the commandments 54:40 -- OT culture question along with Lesson 22: "The Lord Looketh on the Heart," Lesson 21: God will Honor Those who Honor Him, Lesson 24: "Create in Me a Clean Heart," but NOT Lesson 23: "The Lord Be Between Thee and Me For Ever" 88:57 -- Rhett's last question (pride in self overshadowing spiritual story) 97:12 -- Who's on Twitter? 101:21 -- "What do kisses mean?" autocorrect 103:03 -- Listener comments Download here! Next Rodcast: Ghosts!

0:00 -- Minutes 3:34 -- Pete's card (0/6) 10:48 -- Ward news 21:06 -- 48HFP report 31:29 -- Lesson 16: "I Cannot Go Beyond the Word of the Lord" 37:09 -- Lesson 17: "Beware Lest Thou Forget" 41:10 -- Lesson 18: "Be Strong and of a Good Courage" 44:45 -- Lesson 19: The Reign of the Judges 60:06 -- Listener comments Download here! Next Rodcast: Ghosts or something else that I can't remember

0:00 -- Minutes 1:23 -- Jon's card (4/6) 8:09 -- Shawn joins, engagement announcement 9:58 -- Pete's Monument Park Ward announcement 14:55 -- Lesson 10: Birthright Blessings; Marriage in the Covenant 36:54 -- Lesson 11: "How Can I Do This Great Wickedness?," Lesson 12: Fruitful in the Land of My Affliction" 46:39 -- Lesson 13: Bondage, Passover, and Exodus, Lesson 14: "Ye Shall Be a Peculiar Treasure unto Me," Lesson 15: "Look to God and Live" 59:46 -- Joseph Fielding Smith Chapter 8: The Church and Kingdom of God 69:10 -- Listener comments 79:48 -- Next topic conversation Download here! Next Rodcast: G-g-g-ghosts!

Alrighty, this is not timely. We recorded a couple of days after conference, but technical and user issues prevented the posting until now. You can see by the minutes that the vast majority is just chatting about the recent General Conference. Rhett joined by Skype along with a live version of Pete's traveling nephew, Kirk. 0:00 -- Kirk's intro 2:27 -- Minutes 4:33 -- Kirk's card (3/6) 14:53 -- Conference talk 91:28 -- Pete's sustaining story, Monson's security/health guy 97:38 -- Listener comments Download here! Next Rodcast: Food storage!

0:00 -- Minutes and announcements 5:51 -- Pete's card (3.25/6) 12:12 -- Shawn joins 15:00 -- Jon's good report of Son of God 31:38 -- Lent report 38:03 -- Sunday school (Lesson 8: Living Righteously in a Wicked World, Pete's Word of Wisdom/chastity general/direct tangent, Lesson 9: "God Will Provide Himself a Lamb") 62:36 -- Listener comments Download here! Next Rodcast: Food storage!

So it took a couple of weeks to post this one. Relax! What is it, the end of the world or something? 0:00 -- Additional audio explanation 1:46 -- Minutes 4:38 -- Jon's card (2.5/6) 12:43 -- Sunday school (Lesson 5: "If Thou Doest Well, Thou Shalt Be Accepted," Lesson 6: "Noah... Prepared an Ark to the Saving of His House" (with a huge tangent about sacrament meeting), Lesson 7: The Abrahamic Covenant) also Rhett's weird deacon's quorum story 70:33 -- Listener comments 86:55 -- The M-word (it's not what you think) Link to Rhett's ill-advised lesson video. Link to the "M-word" video (and yeah, I would say it's more about "P" than "M," but it's hardly a stretch to add the "M" into the mix). Link to the Happy Birthday Jon puzzle thingie. Link to the Frozen gay grandmother thing. Download here! Next week: Food storage! Maybe!

Just in time for the Super Bowl. Apologies in advance if you hate long things, but I think this one had even funner conversations than usual. The miracle of Skype allowed a better connection with Rhett and the bulk of discussion centered around some of the really far out Sunday school stuff from the Pre-mortal life, Creation and Fall. The result is a merry Mexican standoff of circular logic, disagreements and switched loyalties. Quick note from Jon: While we were talking about lesson 2, I mentioned that we'd speak more of foreordination "two lessons from now." I meant to ask if Adam and Eve were foreordained to transgress, but I think I neglected to. Does this idea lend credence to what Rhett joked about in Judas being foreordained to betray Christ? Here is that link from By Common Consent going of the Sunday school lesson on The Fall. Here is the link about tithing that Rhett was talking about. Click this link to find out what kind of Mormon you are (I got "Idaho Mormon" so it's probably not the most accurate quiz). Minutes: 0:00 -- Audio explanation 1:17 -- Minutes 2:25 -- Rhett's take on legal marriage stuff 5:22 -- Rhett's card (2/6) 12:43 -- Sunday school (Lesson 1: "This Is My Work and My Glory," Lesson 2: "Thou Wast Chosen Before Thou Wast Born," Lesson 3: The Creation, Lesson 4: "Because of My Transgression My Eyes Are Opened") 64:27 -- Tools and annotations 70:17 -- New new temple videos, etc. 73:31 -- Rhett's good report on his and the wife's talk 77:13 -- Rhett's controversial stance on tithing 84:38 -- Polls 92:43 -- The decision to not do second topic this time around 92:50 -- Rhett's 49ers story 100:10 -- Listener comments Download here! Next Rodcast: Food storage (maybe)!

Sorry about the lengthiness of this one. Not only did we have a new guy, but the exhaustion from the holidays seems to have had a blathering effect rather than a shut-uppy one. 0:00 -- New guy 12:40 -- Minutes 17:44 -- Pete's card (2/6) 26:06 -- Sunday school (Lesson 45: "The Family Is Ordained of God," Lesson 46: "Zion -- The Pure in Heart") 61:13 -- Listener comments 82:34 -- Christmas (losing its religion) 91:49 -- Resolutions One more thing about Christmas. Isn't it weird that the Church uses Christmas as a reason to NOT go to church? Don't feel pressure to be all religious at Christmastime when your own religion doesn't seem to. Download here! Next Rodcast: Food storage maybe!

0:00 -- Miley minutes 5:04 -- Jon's card (1/6)  11:41 -- Sunday school (Lesson 42: Continuing Revlelation to Latter-day Prophets, Lesson 43: "Take upon You My Whole Armor," Lesson 44: Being Good Citizens) 30:00 -- Polls  31:15 -- Listener comments 43:12 -- Cards Download here! Next Rodcast: Food storage or maybe Christmas or something!

For an unknown reason, a few seconds of the trivia section didn't record. This is weird because usually the recording stops completely instead of just not recording a little. Hopefully such a thing doesn't happen again. 0:00 -- Minutes 2:12 -- Pete's card (2/6) 9:03 -- Sunday school (Lesson 41: "Every Member a Missionary"), Priesthood (Chapter 22: Doing Good to Others (karma question)) 26:00 -- Comments 36:26 -- Temple waiting period after civil marriage 52:37 -- Pete's terrible shame Download here! Next Rodcast: Face cards! Hey, here is a link to that blog regarding that BYU girl who was called out for alleged immodesty. Hey, also I mentioned a while back that I helped crew Scott Hanna's school assignment where he made a documentary about General Conference protesters. His video can be found here. "Wrecking Ball" lyrics: We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell. A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a lie, running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me I put you high up in the sky And now, you're not coming down It slowly turned, you let me burn And now, we're ashes on the ground Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a lie, running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me I came in like a wrecking ball Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung Left me crashing in a blazing fall All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in And instead of using force I guess I should've let you win I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in I guess I should've let you win Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me I came in like a wrecking ball Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung Left me crashing in a blazing fall All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me

Here's a link to that article we referenced for second topic. 0:00 -- Opening B.S. 6:35 -- Minutes 7:50 -- Jon's card (1-1/2/6), 16:37 -- Pete's lesson, Sunday school (Lesson 37: "We Thank Thee, O God, for a Prophet," Lesson 38: "In Mine Own Way," Lesson 39: "The Hearts of the Children Shall Turn to Their Fathers") 40:49 -- Listener comments 44:19 -- Lust PDF 57:30 -- Plans for next time and goodbyes Download here! Next Rodcast: One-year civil marriage waiting periods!

I'll be honest. We've done better conference Rodcasts. Next year I swear I'll pay better attention. Also, we said we'd hit the Priesthood Session, but I never found my notes. Alas. Anyway, Rhett phoned it in again. 0:00 -- New baby 8:07 -- Pete's card (1/6) 15:04 -- Minutes 16:34 -- Listener comments 24:49 -- Conference report 81:47 -- Side topics (City Weekly story, temple video) Download here! Next Rodcast: Not sure!

Rhett came in for a cameo again. As a result of general chattiness, some poorly-timed questions and Rhett's need to rant, we didn't even get to second topic. Surely the mail will be flooding in though. 0:00 -- Minutes 3:55 -- Breaking Bad discussion 7:25 -- Rhett's card (1/6) 14:05 -- Sunday school (Lesson 32: "To Seal the Testimony," Lesson 33: President Brigham Young Leads the Saints), Rhett's rants 61:29 -- Listener comments Download here! Next week: Dangerous women! Maybe! Or maybe face cards!

Listen if you dare! What is the sound of one man talking? Music. To my ears anyway. I'm a big fan of myself though. Remember to send in lots and lots of corrections. 0:00 -- Minutes 2:53 -- Pete's card (Jon's card (3/6 (really 5/6))) 6:18 -- Sunday school (Lesson 29: Building the Kingdom of God in Nauvoo, Illinois; Lesson 30: "The Prisoners Shall Go Free") 22:52 -- Polls 24:15 -- Listener comments 41:23 -- Environmentalism Download here! Next Rodcast: Face cards!

0:00 -- Hellos, B.S. and minutes 9:15 -- Rhett's card (1/6) 14:10 -- Sunday school (Lesson 26: "Go Ye into All the world, and Preach My Gospel, Lesson 27: "They Must Needs Be Chastened and Tried, Even as Abraham"), priesthood lesson (4th Sunday conference talk) 34:40 -- Polls 38:45 -- Listener comments 51:34 -- Should BYU still be subsidized? 94:50 -- Brethren Facebook rankings Download here! Next week: Environmentalism!