The JTrain Podcast

<p>The JTrain Podcast is hosted by comic Jared Freid and great comedian guests as they read listener emails and answer questions about everything from hooking up and dating apps to relationships and post-grad problems. Every Monday!</p>

Rihanna Stands At A Concert, Timothée Chalamet Matches His Mom, & Harry & Meghan Make A Movie - POP CULTURE THURSDAY

It's He reflects on the heartbreaking story involving Rob Reiner and the uncomfortable pressure placed on celebrities to publicly respond to loss. The episode then lightens up with pop culture moments featuring Rihanna, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, plus a red carpet debate about Timothée Chalamet matching outfits with his mom. Do you think they should have matched? 😅Jared is on tour! 👉 jaredfreid.comCheck out his new book! 👉 Preorder Walking Red Flag: Dating Advice from Your Favorite Guy FriendVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN & use code JTRAIN & get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

12-18
34:57

Six - Seven or Sixty-Nine? ft Greg Stone - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY

Jared is joined by comedian and longtime friend Greg Stone for a classic Chit Chat Wednesday full of derailments, dad life, and perfectly unhinged takes. They spiral from a broken sponsor e-bike into NDAs, Hollywood rumors, and why Greg absolutely cannot be trusted with secrets. The conversation jumps to toys, parenting, Christmas gifts, and Greg’s very intense opinions on action figures, trains, and ruining his own kids’ expectations. Then they play a rapid-fire 2025 Rorschach test, breaking down viral moments like the Coldplay kiss cam, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Katy Perry in space, and the mysterious 6-7 trend. It’s loose, chaotic, and exactly what happens when two comedians let each other cook.Jared is on tour! 👉 jaredfreid.comCheck out his new book! 👉 Preorder Walking Red Flag: Dating Advice from Your Favorite Guy FriendVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN & use code JTRAIN & get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

12-17
47:01

Reddit Comments, December Birthdays, and Bringing the main dish to Christmas!! - TICKED OFF TUESDAY

Jared is fired up in NYC for Ticked Off Tuesday, venting about TikTok warriors telling him to “stay out of politics” after an RFK Jr pull-up rant, uninvited life-coach replies to a simple “I’ll be 60 when my kids graduate” thread, health scolds comparing a Pura Vida tuna sandwich to two Big Macs, and strangers who jinx an empty middle seat before the plane door even closes. Then he dives into listener complaints: a December birthday dictator who holds friendships hostage over a group dinner, baby gifts that are somehow dry-clean only, Reddit poisoning how people hear their favorite podcasts, and a sister-in-law who wants guests to split the cost of the Christmas roast. It’s one big, cathartic gripe-fest with plenty of laughs.Jared is on tour! 👉 jaredfreid.comCheck out his new book! 👉 Preorder Walking Red Flag: Dating Advice from Your Favorite Guy FriendSupport the show &amp; get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code FEATHER at https://www.hero.co Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN Promo Code JTRAIN

12-16
42:27

I Gave a Guy My Number a Week Ago! When Do I Move On? Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG

Jared is back in NYC for Mailbag Monday, juggling post-road exhaustion and three brand-new listener dilemmas. He breaks down a military marriage caught in flirty-text limbo, tells one listener why stressing over a guy who hasn’t texted in a week is a confidence issue (not a waiting game), and helps a longtime friend group protect their sacred monthly girls’ dinner from an over-eager spouse. Plus the usual riffs, apologies he doesn’t need to make, and a little YouTube and Patreon love!Jared is on tour! 👉 jaredfreid.comCheck out Jared's new book! 👉 Preorder Walking Red Flag: Dating Advice from Your Favorite Guy FriendSupport the show & get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code FEATHER at https://www.hero.co Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN Promo Code JTRAIN

12-15
31:17

Alix Earle Breakup, Ozzie's Last Words, and Kyle Cooke Sleeps On A Fan's Couch - POP CULTURE THURSDAY

Jared breaks down the wildest pop culture and celebrity news of the week, from Sydney Sweeney shutting down plastic surgery rumors to Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson’s sweet ex-romance moment. He dives into Ozzy Osbourne’s touching last words, the latest celebrity breakups, and the hilarious absurdity of parents requesting private jets for kids’ soccer games. Jared also shares dating advice inspired by his new book Walking Red Flag and why vulnerability still matters in Hollywood. It’s a classic JTrain mix of sharp takes, big laughs, and honest storytelling.Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN promo code JTRAIN

12-11
37:18

Laughing Through the Red Flags ft Ian Lara - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY

Jared hangs in Delray Beach with comedian and “Dominican daddy” Ian Lara as they dive into life, dating, and the art of staying glued to your phone. They talk about the chaos of moving apartments, the weird pressure of being “funny” while dating, and why comedians crave instant feedback like oxygen. Ian breaks down the wildest story from his new YouTube special Material Boy, including a date that turned into a cat-removal emergency. Tune in for big laughs, sharp takes, and a very real look at the comedian's brain!Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN promo code JTRAIN

12-10
03:12

Comping The Bill, Movies with Parents, and Not Upholding A Reservation - TICKED OFF TUESDAY

In this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared breaks down four peak-holiday dilemmas you, the listeners, submitted! From being called an “abusive stalker” after a restaurant gave away your reserved private room, to accidentally tie-dyeing your boyfriend’s sweater with a leaking coffee lid mid-highway. He weighs in on dads who pause the movie just to listen to you pee, moms who turn dinner into a surprise dessert marathon, and why holiday family chaos always hits hardest when you just want one peaceful night. It’s a festive, relatable, ‘you can’t make this up’ episode you don’t want to miss!See Jared live! 👉 jaredfreid.comSUPPORT JTRAIN:Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol with code FEATHER at  https://www.nutrafol.comSupport the show & get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code FEATHER at https://www.hero.co

12-09
40:17

My Boyfriend Won't Let Me Come To His Grandma's Shiva! Help! - MAILBAG MONDAY

It’s a Mailbag Monday packed with petty problems and real relationship math. Jared breaks down how to handle a boyfriend who panic-washes dishes the second the fork hits the plate, whether getting uninvited from ✌️ Shivas is actually a dealbreaker, and what to do about a friend who either Venmos down to the penny or “forgets” to pay you back at all!See Jared live! 👉 jaredfreid.comSupport the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol with code FEATHER at  https://www.nutrafol.comSupport the show & get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code FEATHER at https://www.hero.co

12-08
37:34

Miley Cyrus Is Engaged, Simon Cowell Shades Ryan Seacrest, And Amy Schumer's Marriage - POP CULTURE THURSDAY

Pop Culture Thursday is bursting with celebrity chaos this week. Jared breaks down Miley Cyrus’s engagement news, Sydney Sweeney’s male-gaze fashion era, and Amy Schumer’s latest relationship drama. He gets into Scarlett Johansson’s painfully awkward first date, wonders what Matt Lauer’s “media comeback” even means, and laughs at Simon Cowell throwing shade at Ryan Seacrest. If you love pop culture, celebrity news, relationships, and fashion all stirred into one steamy gossip soup, this episode has you covered!Go see Jared live! 👉 jaredfreid.comExclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN Promo Code JTRAIN

12-04
40:17

The Problem with People Pleasing ft Dr. Paula Freedman-Diamond - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY

Dr. Paula Freedman-Diamond joins Jared to talk about why so many of us get stuck living for other people instead of ourselves. Jared shares his own people-pleaser habits, and Dr. Paula explains how that pressure to keep everyone happy ends up hurting our confidence and relationships. They break down how to build emotional resilience, sit with discomfort, and stop chasing outside validation. If you’re tired of performing for the world, this episode shows you how to live more honestly and on your own terms.Check out more of Dr. Paula! : @mindfuldrpaulaToxic Striving on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Striving-Wellness-Culture-Stressed/dp/1648484069Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/JTRAIN Promo Code JTRAIN

12-03
52:14

Thanksgiving Food, Cheap Cat Toys, and Condo Management - TICKED OFF TUESDAY

It’s Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is hearing 4 new complaints! First, we hear about his condo management miscommunications. Then we go into listener emails. A listener sold an air purifier to a friend’s mom and now is somehow stuck mailing a random remote to a stranger? Then, someone is frustrated with UberEats tipping because it keeps messing up their orders. Next, a cat owner is annoyed that friends keep giving cheap toys that break and leave glitter everywhere. And finally, a listener who loves hosting is tired of Thanksgiving food being boring and wants it to taste better.Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/jtrain50off & use code jtrain50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year.

12-02
45:38

I'm Making A Dating App Profile! What's Your Number One Piece Of Advice? - MAILBAG MONDAY

It’s Mailbag Monday and Jared is helping listeners with some advice! First, a guy from the past came back, took her on the best date she has had in a long time, and then pulled the “friend” line. She wants to know if her read on the situation makes sense. Next, a listener is back on the apps and needs help figuring out which prompts actually make someone swipe right. And finally, someone keeps getting involved with men who only want something casual, including one who found her number through a credit card mix-up, and she wants to know how to stop this pattern.Support the show 👉 Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/jtrain50off & use code jtrain50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year.

12-01
34:54

Who Will Be Performing At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY

Jared kicks off a Thanksgiving Pop Culture Thursday with a parade lineup he doesn’t recognize and a float that somehow manages to disappoint him more than Conan Gray confusion. He digs into the wild “gay sheep wool” fashion collection and why it reads like something a furious dad would yell at his theater-kid son. Plus, he breaks down J.Lo’s $2 million wedding gig and wonders what it would cost to drag himself to a billionaire party. And finally, Jared reacts to some celeb-adjacent rumors that make him feel approximately 142 years old!Come see Jared live! 👉 jaredfreid.com

11-27
35:48

Straight Hoopin’ in Delray: Anthony DeVito Returns! - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY

Jared kicks off the show from Delray Beach, catching up with comedian and JTrain Cinematic Universe favorite Anthony DeVito. They get into everything from chaotic vacation Wi-Fi to the painful awkwardness of PR people hovering over podcast tapings. Anthony talks comedy bios, Canadian comic confidence, and why saying you’re a comedian in Florida gets you a triple-take. Plus, Jared gives a full hard-sell on Anthony’s new YouTube special "Straight Hoopin'," insisting it will carry you, feet in the sand and all, straight into a great time!

11-26
44:29

Key Cards, Comedy Show Makeouts, and Rideshare Pickups At Concerts - TICKED OFF TUESDAY

Need a good makeout sesh? Go check out jaredfreid.com for live tickets!This week’s people are absolutely out of control! Jared breaks down the chaos of a perfectly planned post-concert Uber pickup ruined by drivers who bail the second traffic appears, a bartender who hands someone else your credit card (and somehow you’re the one dealing with the fallout), and a couple at the Chicago live show who turned their seats into a 45-minute makeout booth. Plus, a listener rants about the hotel with two Wi-Fis and zero logic. It’s petty complaints, real grievances, and the validation you need🙌 Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN

11-25
31:02

I'm Going To My Boyfriend's For Thanksgiving and His Mom Is Insulted I Asked To Cook! Help! - MAILBAG MONDAY

This week on Mailbag Monday, Jared tackles three dilemmas! A Thanksgiving cook-off turns political when a boyfriend’s mom panics over a “famous” cornbread stuffing. An airport drop-off after a friend’s trip becomes a moral crisis when lounge access divides the group. And after five great dates, a budding romance gets complicated by holiday stress, unemployment, and the question of when to say “I’m only talking to you.” Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN

11-24
27:58

A Billionaire Gives Dating Advice, Zac Efron On Dancing With The Stars, and Backstreet Boys Are Back! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY

Jared is broadcasting from the porch of his new Delray Beach apartment for Pop Culture Thursday, thanks to a WiFi disaster he’ll fully unravel on Coffee with JTrain. He kicks things off with a Business Insider piece about billionaire Bill Ackman giving the world’s most awkward dating advice, and dives into why “May I meet you?” sounds more like something an alien would say in a human disguise. Jared then riffs on Zac Efron strategically showing up for his brother on Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian’s finger-piercing controversy, and Zach Bryan’s dramatic “earth-shattering” mental health headline that turns out to be far more sincere than the title suggests. Finally, he breaks down Minka Kelly shutting down Jenna Bush Hager live on air and shares his own memories of feeling quietly judged on morning TV. It’s headlines, riffs, porch recording energy, and plenty of pop culture chaos.Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN  and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

11-20
38:42

The Art of Talking Sh*t with Jay Jurden - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY

Jared sits down with comedian, friend, and world-class sh*t talker Jay Jurden, fresh off his new Hulu special “Yes Ma’am.” They get into what a special should really be in 2024, why joke-dense hours matter, and how comics are secretly puzzle nerds fitting together bits from tweets, clips, and crowd moments. Jay explains his philosophy on crowd work, why some comics are basically filming infomercials instead of shows, and what it means to actually respect the people who work all day, then pay to watch you work. Then things get delightfully unhinged as they break down queer sexting etiquette, AI booty, real ass on God’s green earth, and why we might need to regulate tech just to protect Miami poolside content. Jared closes with their games “Expand on That” and “Talk Shit or Get Bit,” letting Jay riff on Kim K as a lawyer, shorter days, and Thanksgiving, all while reminding you to go watch “Yes Ma’am” on Hulu !Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN  and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

11-19
38:25

Adult Bullies, Hotel Outlets, and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes - TICKED OFF TUESDAY

Jared is coming to you from Durham, NC for another gloriously petty Ticked Off Tuesday, and he’s got thoughts about “former bank” hotels, mysterious staff-only Wi-Fi, rogue outlets, and the front desk guy who hit him with the dreaded “you look familiar.” Between burps, coffees, and Bonvoy vs. Hilton debates, he breaks down life on the road and why all he wants is a cute, functional room where he doesn’t have to move furniture just to charge his laptop. Then it’s on to listener complaints: a cursed U-Haul mirror box order that vanishes into the ether, a nightmare flight seated next to the world’s greasiest seatmate, and someone finally saying what we’re all thinking about pumpkin spice lattes (liquid fall-flavored disappointment). Along the way, Jared dishes on his upcoming tour stops in Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Royal Oak, Columbus, Orlando, San Diego for New Year’s, and Philly, and why you need a night of laughs away from your family this holiday season. Hit play, submit your own grievances, and remember, if you’re annoyed, you’re in the right place.Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com  and use code FEATHER Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

11-18
40:07

Should I Text A Guy I Matched With Two Years Ago? - MONDAY MAILBAG

On this Mailbag Monday, Jared dives into three big listener dilemmas about dating, friendship, and finding a fresh start. He unpacks what to do when a vacation match still lingers in your mind and you’re tempted to reach out again. Then, he talks about the pressure of supporting friends through massive life changes when your emotional tank feels empty. And finally, he offers thoughtful advice to a listener who wonders whether moving to Florida after ending an engagement might be the reset she truly needs? Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com  and use code FEATHER Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co 

11-17
30:50

Kristie Macdonald

The only guest I ever want you to have. Liza/Jared podcast would be nothing like U Up? I swear!

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Angelo Brown

This was a horrible episode, I generally enjoy this show. This episode showed just how much of a highbrow douche Jared and his politically leaning friend are. in my opinion, this showed you who Jared is and who his real circle of friends are. didn't like Here's or Chicken wing Keith. In so many ways you have to love this show. If you aren't aware that Jared's highbrow attitude is really real, then you are clueless. We generally accept it we all have this friend. This episode showcased to me his negative side more than his comic side.

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Anthony Kadzban

27:00... beautiful

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Kristin

what if the guy that was at the window looks sketchy so the guy in the middle is protecting her from the weird dude by the window.

09-28 Reply

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