The Joys of Nature with Lane and Marion

Lane and Marion make their first Wintertime entry in a South Philadelphia Italian Park. They confront the binary of top and bottom as well as kid zone and dog zone. Are you a bottom or do you just need to masturbate? Why can you only curse around dogs? They discuss questions that have oft alluded gay ponderers throughout history. 

Marion and Lane get together at Fishtown's Palmer Park for a long talk about trees, transphobic doctors, turning thirty and true love. 

On this special edition of the Joys of Nature with Lane & Marion, our toasty-hoasties walk each other through the mysterious world of the Imperial Collection of Audobon Animals (1848). They also share their travel tips for going to Sesame Place, experimental soup ASMR, and how to guarantee the most Orlando Bloom-esque offspring possible. Please join us as the impossibly large phallus of our podcast moves through the impossibly small orifice of your ear holes. 

On this episode of tJoNw/L&M, Lane and Marion are joined by a special guest and super-fan Phoebe Finch. Together, they gaze at the heavily landscaped lower Schuylkill river bank and Lane and Marion crack into the juicy nut of Phoebe's inner life. Also: our flaming hot take on the new "transgender" craze.

Lane and Marion visited the popular gay park of Clark on this afternoon. Starting with pretty dark topics such as puberty, menstrual blood, and drag based depression, and ending with an exclusive interview with a fish. We do mention having an email in this one so here it is: thejoysofnature@gmail.com . Please send us something we want.

Lane and Marion enjoy an outing to Philadelphia's oldest botanical garden. They explore nearby mud flats while pontificating on how to save a life, a (transexual) star is born, the ins & outs of dating oneself, a gender diversity training gone wrong, flowers impersonating meat, and the many other joys of nature.

Let's be honest, we've all spent a lot of time wondering about shrubs and flowers. Lane and Marion take a hard hitting look in a miniature episode at the garden plant's most divisive secret, and your most tingly question. By using our eyes, hands, and noses we deduce the gender identity and sexuality of plants. Listen to the end if you want to get some insight on the Tati/James Charles/Jeffree Star drama... if they were plants.

Lane and Marion visit The Spruce Hill Bird Sanctuary and try to figure out, what exactly are these birds hiding? Also featuring long-time friend-of-the-show Judas Iscariot and new friend Brutus the Younger, femmephobia in the birding community, and makeup advice for trend-aware toddlers. 

Lane and Marion tried to water plants at Marion's Philadelphia Home but then.. some stuff happened. There are two swords, one cop is dead, and Lane's pants are snakes. 

On April 21, Lane and Marion went to the Woodlands Cemetary. They discussed spiritual recycling, monster trucks, and trans masc power bottom Judas Iscariot.