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The Juice Boxx
Author: Joseph Fontana
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Welcome to the SF Bay Area's most absurd podcast. The Juice Boxx Podcast is a punchy improv comedy podcast. It is flooded with alarming TikToks from a wildly curated algorithm, hot takes on current events, life experiences, dating experiences, and most importantly an endless supply of self loathing humor. I hope you enjoy the wild, fun, and inappropriate humor enough to stick around for the ride. If you do, Please subscribe to the show!
*** Listener submissions for (dating, funny stories, "what should i do", "Am I the A**hole") can all be sent to @TheJuiceBoxxPod on Instagram! ***
Instagram: @TheJuiceBoxxPod
Host: @Joeyyjuice
Intro and Outro song feature is by Diamond Eyes with song called "Everything" available on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvZCtQAEBoE
*** Listener submissions for (dating, funny stories, "what should i do", "Am I the A**hole") can all be sent to @TheJuiceBoxxPod on Instagram! ***
Instagram: @TheJuiceBoxxPod
Host: @Joeyyjuice
Intro and Outro song feature is by Diamond Eyes with song called "Everything" available on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvZCtQAEBoE
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It's a sad time, Juicers. BUT I'LL BE BACK!! Within this episode I talk about why i'm temporarily ending the podcast. I'm hoping this is a good enough explanation as to why i'm doing this. BUT, i've also included a recorded episode as a send off for the true and OG vibes of the podcast before it's done for a while. I talk about - Stranger Things - Guys who claim to hook up with tons of girls - Jason making fun of my height - Wine tasting & charcuterie boards and a few other things. I love everyone who has listened and supported to the show. This is NOT the end for good, I just need a mental break to get back into the swing of things. When I come back, there will be new segments, sound bites, and more fun engaging things and hopefully get back to having guests. Until then, Stay Hard & Stay Fertile, I love you. Peace.
What's up, Juicers. On this episode of the podcast, I'm joined by an old friend and we talked about - Skateboarding/Skate park culture (ramp tramps) - Jr's Professional Poker Playing career - Psychedelics - Influencers at festivals - Music - Netflix's Love On The Spectrum AND MORE!!! If you enjoy the podcast please LIKE & SUBSCRIBE!!
What's up Gang? On this episode of the podcast I talk about, - A wholesome skateboarding moment with a random guy - Life as a young skater and one of my local idols - Influencers at raves who go just for the Instagram clout & judge the fans. - Daily Wire documentary "What Is a Woman?" - My experience with LSD - How I became a fan of EDM music over the pandemic - Funny TikToks If you enjoy the episode, Please Subscribe and Like on youtube! Follow the podcast on instagram: @Thejuiceboxxpod and subscribe on youtube at The Juice Boxx Podcast
What up Juicers! Had a blast on this one!! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Netflix's Our Father Documentary (Doctor uses male fluids to impregnate women!!) - The importance of hygiene in the gym - Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard continuation - Washing Bed sheets as a male - Sprite chug challenge AND more!! I hope you enjoy the episode! If so, please subscribe and LIKE on YOUTUBE!!
Happy Cinco De Mayo day, Juicers! On this episode I talk about - Flying to Texas on Cinco de Mayo - Skipping Stagecoach - People who vacation in Cabo vs. Rosarito (POOR) - My GF wants me to learn spanish and I'm too lazy - Administrative Principal hooked up with student at my high school - Catching predators - Camping sucks - The benefits of spending alone time to figure yourself out (activities, hobbies, passions, relationships) AND SO MUCH MORE!! Enjoy the ep, be safe, cheers.
What up, Juicers! If you're new to the podcast, WHAT'S UP FRIENDS. Subscribe to the podcast for all of the hot takes and shenanigans. On this episode, I talk about - Mike Tyson punches annoying guy on plane - Amber Heard is an emotionally abusive B word - Trusting new people in your life - Elon Musk buys twitter & causes outrage on social media - Walking on egg shells for people on the internet and MORE!! I hope you enjoy the episode!
Happy 4/20 blaze it, Juicers! Please SUBSCRIBE/LIKE the episode!! On this episode I got pretty high from edibles and talked about - Getting lit for 4/20 - Not celebrating Easter - Christian music during flight - Mask Mandates on flights dropped - Guy masturbates on Southwest airlines 4 times in 2 hours - Height Surgery - Lady stood in my parking spot and I gave her the business and MORE! I hope you enjoy the podcast!
***Juicer Submissions*** If you have a funny story, or a topic you'd like me to talk about, send a DM to @Thejuiceboxxpod on instagram! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Joey Swole Tiktoks about people criticizing others in the gym. - Lia Thomas & transgendered athletes need their own league. - Feminists rooting for male genetics - Jada Pinkett Smith is an emotionally abusive beach - Gym culture and it's toxicity - Joe Rogan twitter death hoax AND MORE! Enjoy the episode!
What's good Juicers, on this short episode of the podcast I talk about - Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscar's - Future audience members assaulting people on stage - Chris Rock in the right or wrong?? - Daughter wants to be a stripper - Son wants to be a porn star and MUCH more!! Tune in and I hope you enjoy the podcast! Subscribe and tell a friend!!
YOOO support the podcast by hitting the subscribe button (: On this episode of the podcast I talk about - TikTok Alcoholic algorithm - 4th grade sex ed - Girlfriend's dreams and why they hate you after - Why can't I fight back in my dreams??? - Robert Downey Jr. & his movie The Judge - Being a mexican that can't speak spanish - My disciplines as a child because I hated school - Why do we hate our parents in our teenage years? - Lia Thomas AND MORE FUNNY TIKTOKS. I hope you enjoy the episode!
SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST to get notified for a new week of shenanigans and talking smack(: What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - The Batman & Zoe Kravitz could have her way with me - Almost pooping my pants in the gym - Stupid waitresses - Using handicap toilet stalls - "Get off your ass and work" ... Thanks Kim K... AND MORE! I hope you enjoy the podcast! See you guys next week
SUPPORT THE PODCAST by hitting the subscribe button! Love you all! What's up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Russia vs Ukraine - The misinformation and false timeline of videos circulating about Russia vs Ukraine - Euphoria TRASH season 2 - Hotels vs Air BnB - Actors and their terribly disingenuous videos addressing national tragedies AND MORE. I hope you enjoy the episode!
What up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Buying toilet paper is extremely awkward for NO reason. - Florida's new bill "Don't Say Gay" - Epstein's associate found dead by "suicide" - First fatal shark attack in Australia in 60 years (sad) - ABUSIVE landlord Craigslist review - Motivational Steve Harvey clip - Employee power trips for bathroom usage AND MORE. Enjoy the episode!
What's up Juicers! Happy belated Valentine's Day to you beautiful PEEPS. On this episode of the podcast I talk about - NFT's personality traits dry me right up - Witnessed my first micro p*nis - Stereotyped my uber driver - Super Bowl, Halftime show & 50 Cent slander - Garcetti raw dogging the Super Bowl - Murder Documentaries and CURRENT 2022 North Bay Area Murders of young women AND MORE!! I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast please SUBSCRIBE!!
What's going on Juicers!! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - I REFUSE anything up my B-hole - Comedian Heather Mcdonald faints HARD while performing - Guys who say they don't watch Euphoria - Latina fights in high school - White collar vs Blue collar internet arguments - Crappy little league coaches and A LOT more! Please Subscribe if you enjoy the episode!!
Whaddup Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Living alone is SCARY for ya boy - Update on TLC show with Shauna (22 year old in 8 year old body) - What I thought made people seem rich as I was growing up. - Bay Area apartment prices are disgustingly high - Hate/Censor Culture on the internet is at its most dangerous state. - Can't share opinions without being chastised for it - Joe Rogan vs. Neil Young and more!! I hope you enjoy the episode!
What's up Juicers! On this episode of the podcast I talk about - West Elm Caleb - going viral for "love bombing" girls on dating apps and getting famous on TikTok - The ridiculousness of Euphoria - Tall girls dating short guys - New TLC show with a 22 year old girl trapped in an 8 year old body. - Break down the worst dates that were submitted via Instagram. If you have anything you want me to talk about, send me a message on @Thejuiceboxxpod on instagram!
WHAT'S UP JUICERS! On this refreshed, new start of the year episode, I talk about - Hating children on planes and children in GENERAL - Girl sues Drake for inflaming her meow meow - Florida doesn't know what COVID is - Witnessing TikTok stars create a video IN PERSON at Universal Studios - When We Were Young Festival (SCAM??) AND MUCH MORE. I hope you enjoy the podcast, I'm super excited to be starting another year of the show and looking forward to the growth and laughs. Love you all.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, JUICERS! On this episode of the podcast Jason and I talk about - Gas station p*nis pills - Attractive flight attendants - Kinks - Pooping in someones backyard - Relationships - Busting quick AND SO MUCH MORE!! This is a LONG one and I hope you all have a great new year. Thank you for the support over the last 2 years of the podcast. CHEERS TO THE NEW YEAR.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS JUICERS!!! I hope everyone has a great holiday week/season with their loved ones and friends. On this episode of the podcast I talk about - Birthday in San Diego - I wouldn't last in jail - I'll NEVER watch Game of Thrones - I rank 13 christmas movies from my least to most favorite - The different sitting styles for men AND MORE!! Cheers to the new year juicers, we are officially moving onto YEAR 2 of the podcast. I love everyone for tuning in and wish the best for the new year. STAY TUNED FOR NEW YEARS EPISODE 100 WITH MY BOY JASON REYES. HO HO HO PEACE OUT.