The Kingmaker Histories

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara.   "No respect for the sea, for the living things in it, for what's owed. They're fishing in the eel breeding grounds now, the fools."   Eeler's Choice is a maritime horror fantasy podcast set in Eskmouth, a small coastal town whose economy has lived and died on the hunting of the Great Eels for generations. As demand for product has increased, so have the catches... but even the generosity of the sea has its limits, and all debts must come due.   Donate to their crowdfunder here

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media. Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is falling apart, his kids are moving on and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do with the rest of his life. That’s when an alien spaceship - called “The Ghosthouse” - lands in the Nevada desert... and it’s screaming. It is housing thousands of alien prisoners who are being stored as digital information and the only way to help them escape is for humans to take them out and put them in their own brains. Graham decides, this is what the rest of his life could be. Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Fireside Folktales by Dallas Hawthorn. Season One, Whispering, is a retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone, as told through the perspective of the soon-to-be Queen of the Dead. Season Two, which you're hearing a sample of today, is a performance of William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream; an experience filled to the brim with music, mischief, magic, and stereo sound design. Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Greater Boston by Third Sight Media. Greater Boston is a bi-monthly full-cast audio drama that blends the real and the unreal, the historical and the fantastical. It all begins with the death of Leon Stamatis, a man for whom the least hint of uncertainty makes life unbearable. But by leaving the world, he has irrevocably changed it. Catch up while you can- season 4 is starting on 13 September, 2025. Find out more here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Travelling light is a cosy, queer sci-fi that is going to become your new comfort show. Follow the Traveller on their journey through the stars as they collect stories for their community archive, and help shape their world through audience submissions and choose-your-own-adventure decision making.   Find out more here!

Want to get into slow fashion? Colette's here to help!   Transcript Link Donate to the crowdfund here!   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

A royal advisor flees the castle on the night of a bloody revolution and finds the world’s best hiding place for the king’s secret doomsday weapon. Content Warning: Childbirth, gunshots  Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - The King Addison Peacock - Ariadne Jeremy Showell - Gottlieb Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Additional voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Charlie Porritt, Josh Rubino, and Matt Baker.  

Assistant tailor Colette Geise experiences a migraine that destroys her life. Content Warning: Gore, gunshots. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Erika Sanderson - Ninette Meg Molloy Tuten - Thea Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schact - Leonid Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Additional voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas.

Eisen conducts a series of highly scientific tests to determine how he can best use the Kingmaker to his advantage. Content Warning: Swearing, gore, animal death Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Jamie Douglas - Maurice Zane Schact - Labelle Additional voices - Henry Galley, Gus Zagarella, Meg Molloy Tuten and Charlie Porrit.