Don't be puttin nudes on government computers, landscapers are jacked, we're not prepared to live longer lives and holidays are on the way and so is the stress!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pop-Tarts and Little Caesar's are rolling out new munchies, Krispy Kreme is bad at making money, Walmart is letting ChatGPT do your shopping and a third of us are still afraid of the dark!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're getting Nutella ice cream!!! Screen time may be bad for little kids, our National Guard is too thiccc and we cannot control ourselves around candySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today we raise a glass tot he real sugar, DQ has a new treat, we would love a little sponsorship for our nuptials and late night on social media is a sad, sad place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Alex Jones wants to keep his money, Applebee's has a tasty new jam, Dewar's dumps scotch in the river and take that bra off today grrrrrrl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cheez-It has a new collab, old poors die earlier, half of us are thinking about quitting right now and Panda Express gets creative....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jerry Jones gives the finger and get a bigger one back, Nerds wont rest until you're toothless, HelloFresh is having a rough week and you CAN have too many friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pizza Hut got a facelift, Krispy Kreme gets scary, kids are nixing the booze, your bumper sticker may get you run off the road and Arby's has...uh...a new dish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
RIP Rite Aid, old people are getting into cocaine, some of us want more poors on TV and we all need to eat more fiber!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Some states have already hit the skids, DoorDash has bigger, stronger bots, Uncrustables is into the protein game and Reese's is till number one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Poor sleep means your brain is hella old, Facebook is somehow getting worse, 1 in 5 of us get a different music festival experience than the rest and DQ is making those diet plans hard AFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Women need to take early detection seriously, Progresso is getting into the deodorant game, we have a cheese champ walking among us and Mt. Dew is somehow getting worse for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER BABAYYYY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
After a brief break in the action for some outside work stuff.....we're back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today we celebrate a tasty crustacean, , MLB is getting robot umps, we're cutting the cord on streaming now and Baywatch is coming back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AI may cause you to cheat, Spirit is laying off what we thought were pretty important employees, our shirts are getting shorter and so much for that rapture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wildfire smoke is gonna kill us all, we have a new biggest peach ever, Dot's has a new flavor and cousins better hustle in Connecticut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summer is OVER....I request your privacy at this very trying time lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's the Last Friday of Summer. Blech. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The dishwasher is responsible for a lot of fights, Taco Bell gears up for a new drop, city folks love the outdoors and today we celebrate the humble cheeseburger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.