The Kluck Index

Going to see the Browns lose is costing an all-time high, TikTok is doling out awful health advice, your phone may be messing up your body and BK rolls out a Whopper variant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida about to be dusty, we still have a ways to go with equality, Subway is getting hot and Club Crackers are getting canned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LIV is out of dough, today it's all about the Salisbury Steak, GLP-1 is for the children and doctors hope you're not up peeing more than once a night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got screwed on gas over the holiday weekend, we're listening to more music than we did last year, Michelob Ultra is tops on the internet and Little Caesar's is bringing back a slice of the Motor CitySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.