The LUNSB Show with T-Bone and ChickBrew

Newly re-branded: The LUNSB Show! But our old stuff is still who we are: It's T-Bone and ChickBrew.....IN THE MORNING!!! Rota's longest running morning radio show continues to make people, think, laugh, and cry. Really, we are quite emotional. But we do come on early in the morning...and in the Central European time zone so...out of love for those so called fans, we spent a little beer money to put this in podcast format. NOW you can listen anytime, anywhere! Enjoy! #LUNSB

Episode 13-29 BUMBLEBEE TUNA

In our Magic Mirror, we see: Christina, Chris, Ralph, James, Mike, Robert, Jeremy, Sherman, Bryan, Corey, Damian, Teresa, Amy, Austin, Darrell, Shirley, Jessica, and of course… Dave.In this week's episode: We start with the tragic end of Riley, black cats doing black cat things, the terrifying introduction of Polaris (black cat) and the not-so-terrifying Poseidon (not so black cat).There’s a trophy on the line if you can come up with a non-sexual double entendre (good luck with that). Sexual harassment? Bad, maybe, mKay. Stealing someone’s premise? Always bad. From there, we detour into Philly Karen/Jazz Hands Dad drama. And—right before the full dis-egg-ster—pure joy breaks out because it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time. TuBaur$ has a bad biology lesson, T-Bone has a 15 minute rule, and apparently murder is extra fun when set in the roaring '20's!Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!Celebrity name-drop of the week: Cher.Question of the Week: What’s your favorite cologne or perfume?#lunsb#theLUNSBshow#TbonandChickBrew#TuBaur$

09-07
01:04:51

13-28 PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

In our Magic Mirror we see: Damien, Hal, Malek, Damian (yes, two of them), Mike, Robert, Bryan, James, Kelly, Joel, Brandon, and of course… Shawn.In this week's episode: TuBaur$$ makes her triumphant third appearance as guest host, and we waste no time diving headfirst into the weird and the wonderful. We kick things off at the Orgy Dome (because of course we do), chase it with some Dranks!, and then debate the eternal question: Blondes or Redheads? Somewhere along the way, a mysterious mystery pops up, we build a fake profile, and wrestle with the world’s growing Hyper Sensitivity.The Lancaster 48 Hour Film Festival gets its spotlight, we brush up on our Spanish with the handy phrases: No moleste, no toque, y no abrace, and then we spiral into panic about a looming global condiment shortage. That naturally leads us to a smorgasbord of food talk — mayo, jamón, smash burgers, and yes… tossed salads.Celebrity name-drop of the week: Bruce Baum.Question of the Week: What is the greatest rock and roll song of all time?#LUNSB#theLUSNBshow#tbonaandchickbrew#tubaur$$

08-31
01:04:37

Episode 13-27: FIVE STARS, DO NOT RECOMMEND

In our Magic Mirror, we see: Ricardo, Luke, Dave, Mike, Damien, Andrew, Manny, and of course… Lennon.In this week’s episode: we officially introduce our guest host—TuBar$ (yes, that’s her name now, and no, you don’t get a vote… although we do debate if she should be called TuBars or Little Nut). Naturally, we dive right into the Barrel of Crackers controversy, rail on commercials and readers, before turning to football and Formula One. At some point, we also declare that people who don’t listen to this show are probably stupid.We discover TuBar$ has racing royalty in her bloodline—turns out she’s related to the Nut, a Drag Racing legend (not a Queen). Before boring you with a two-year catastrophic cardio recap, we explain why men in general make bad patients, remind you that firefighters suck, and stress the importance of knowing your limitations.Oh, and amidst all this chaos, we still manage to promote the Four Horsemen IV Show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone on August 30th!...plus we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!Celebrity Name Drop: Kevin HartQuestion of the Week: What is your favorite cologne/perfume?#lunsb#theLUNSBShow#TBoneandChickBrew#introducingTuBar$

08-24
56:49

13-26 Self Lubricating Meat

In our Magic Mirror we see: Keith, Ping, James, Jessica, Hal, Rob, Mike, Shirley, Malik, Ali, Karen, Ashley, Andrew, Lennon, Dylan, and of course… a completely different Andrew!In this week's episode:  ChickBrew was out sick, so we called in backup — Heather from the upcoming podcast Widow in the Woods. From there, it’s full tilt into radio names, military call signs, and a wildlife showdown featuring bears, boars, and dragons. Heather pops her comedy club cherry, we clue you in to The Comedy Zone’s End of Summer Showcase, and we wander through prenups and ghosting, and somehow land in the land of habaneros, self-lubricating meat, and big juicy peaches, all before we purposefully explain pilates on a bidet....and we do all of our regular stuff too! Celebrity Name Drop:  Johnny HolmesQuestion of the Week:  What is the best rock n' roll song of all time?  (Hint)  There is only one correct answer!#lunsb#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

08-17
59:15

13-25 HAPPY ACCIDENTS

In our magic mirror we see: Lennon, Andrew, Bam, Dom, Caitlyn, Aaron, Nick, Hal, Dylan, and Anthony. In this week's episode: We gallop through the Harrisburg’s Hilarious competition roundup, sprinkle in a few racist sound effects (don’t worry, they were historically educational… ish), and tackle the eternal struggle that is physical fitness testing. We wonder how both TV and the Internet failed to protect humanity from itself, and then — naturally — get into teleportation.Chickbrew’s art gets its moment, the Beagle Brigade makes a surprise appearance, and we share some thoughts on drunk driving and motards. Plus, we accept Lulubooboo’s movie-making challenge, discuss how to properly deal with dead bodies (purely hypothetically, of course), and meet the African Giant Pouched Rat — which is either a rodent or a new Marvel villain.It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The LUNSB Show.Enjoy!#lunsb#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

08-10
01:04:57

13-24 RADIOACTIVE MORMONS

In our magic mirror we see:  Chris and Ralph…and that’s it!  Every other name was a celebrity…and we all know what the magic mirror thinks of celebrities!In this week’s episode we have so much going on in this show, so much, that a summary could take a long time.  Here’s what you need to know:  We talk about some stuff, welaugh, you laugh, rinse, wash, and repeat. Here’s some keywords that MAY spark your interest: Spanish casual, pimple pads, lasagna, SpinDrift, and BJ’s!  Then of course there is AI stealing your jobs, weird Pennsylvania alcohol laws, Chernobyl, bioluminescence, mooses, hairy cows, cats, and American Eagle Jeans!  If that doesn’t draw you in, did I mention we have celebrity birthdays, lots of Florida things, tickling yourself, and T-Bone tricks ChickBrew into singing Carmina Burana, true story!OH! and….we do all of our regular stuff too!Celebrity name drop:  Stephen KingHARRISBURG’S HILARIOUS FINALS ARE SATURDAY AUGUST 9TH!#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

08-03
01:02:12

13-23 TIPPING ON ZERO

In our magic mirror we see:  Hal, Larry, Pickle, Jodi-Ann, Andrew, Colleen, Damien, Ralph, Amy, Chris was implied and mentioned not mentioned…The Lady Chablis.  In this week’s episode we kick it off with stooped song lyrics which immediately leads into our question of the week! We spend some time contemplating the size of bubbles, as ChickBrew keeps working for that SpinDrift sponsorship...and oh yeah, a little thing…ChickBrew gets promoted!!!That leads into some Navy Chief stuff, which leads to those dumb loud cameras, which wraps up nicely with the ultimate fan pic hack!  We update everyone on the Harrisburg’s Hilarious competition before T-Bone gets triggeredby The T.  Celebrity name drop:  George ClintonQuestion of the week:  What stoopid song lyric has always stuck with you?In memoriam: The Great Chuck Mangione, everyone’ little brother Malcolm Jamal Warner, The Hulkster – Terry Bollea, and the bloody Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osborne!AND….we get a surprise visit from J-Bone and we do all of our regular stuff too!#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

07-27
01:01:54

13-22 MERCEDES MONEY

In our magic mirror we see: Larry, Ms. Larry, Damien, and of course Doug. We mention a lot more people this week, but let’s be honest—they aren’t listeners, so... they don’t count.This episode kicks off with tales of unexpected visitations—some real, some from the dream world, all equally disturbing.Speaking of dreams, we dive deep into them. The kind you laugh at. The kind you regret sharing. And the kind that leave you sweating through your sheets and questioning your life choices.We unpack the “Vong Diagram” of the week, where computer upgrades lead directly to relationship downgrades. It’s math. Sort of.There are dog barks, mysterious ailments, and way too muchtalk about poop and pee. You're welcome.We discuss the results of Harrisburg’s Funniest Contestand somehow segue into Rota yard sales, scam awareness, and a general reminder to trust no one, ever. Somewhere along the way, we name-drop Celebrity Chef Robert Irvine, and SpinDrift Water makes a surprise appearance as apotential future sponsor. (They don’t know it yet. But they will.)Life lessons this week include relationship advice youdidn’t ask for, banking tricks that probably aren’t illegal, and a new term for the ages: “hankering for milk.” We even bring up Zipf’s Law, because clearly, we’re fancy now.We wrap with a glowing recommendation for Resident Alien, and leave you with this week's Question of the Week: What TV show—past, present, or future—would you recommend, and why?#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

07-20
01:02:11

13-21 HEROIC CHIHUAHUA

👀 In our magic mirror we see: Kiara, Tori, Caitlin, Matt, Dom, Pickle, Chris, Lennon, Andrew, Bam, Alex, Ryan, Luke, and of course... Mike.This week, the crew kicks off the Harrisburg’s Funniest competition with results, highlights, and maybe a few hurt feelings. From there, it’s a wild ride through elections, conspiracies, recounts, and voter fraud—with just the right amount of sarcasm.🐾 Single dog mom drama? We’ve got it.🥃 SHOTS? Oh, you bet.💦 A tender moment about sweat and the mystery of the disappearing pocket? Absolutely.Then it’s time to talk about the Chef’s Knuckle, the elite world of private cheffing, and what it’s like to hang with the cool kids. Add in famous quotes, terrible impressions, fake news, and a glimpse at the goldfish of the future—yes, really.💡 PLUS: This week’s life hack is all about building your ICE folder—a must-have for modern adulting.And of course, we hit all our regular segments, too!#lunsb #LUNSBShow #HeroicChihuahua #PodcastLife #ComedyGold #HarrisburgsFunniest #DogDrama #LifeHacks #ShotsShotsShots #ICEfolder #MagicMirror

07-13
01:07:30

13-20 ALASKA THE LAST FRONTIER

In our magic mirror we see: Tyler, Steve, Janell, Megan, Ben, Paul, Bonny, Andy, Kev, Matt, Melissa, Danny, Tim, Heather, and of course... Maynard.In this week’s episode, we remind you how not to get scammed, revisit the epic billboard chase, and regale you with tales from Rota’s Independence Day Festival, to include special shout-outs to Leroy Onestone & The Fireballs, Ape Oscura, 2K Kenny, and Raelynn! —which, of course, leads us to illicit fireworks, fire (so much fire), and floods. Naturally.There’s also a note here about attempted murder on thehigh seas, so… there’s that.We cover squirrels, rabbits, cows, and grilling techniques—and somehow, that all makes sense. Plus, ChickBrew embarks on a brand new journey, and you’re invited to come along! True story.AND….we do all of our regular stuff too! The episode title? Let’s just say T-Bone hurt his brain trying to remember the name of the show... and now, you must feel that pain too.Celebrity name drop: Jewel#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

07-06
59:46

13-17 DICK PICS

In our magic mirror we see:  Erik, Mark, Gosha, Mike, Caleb, Dick, Tim, Joey, Kobayashi, and of course Stacey!In this week’s episode we have six hours of an empty chair…sound exciting, right?  After earning ourselves the prestigious title of “post-adolescent,” we dive into the bizarrely humorous sides of some very uncomfortable topics, (read suicide and sexual assault) from awkward public crying fits to the eternal debate: charcoal or gas?Later we get into fun forcible sodomy, tug tugs, and of course random deoxyribonucleic acid samples.  We wrap things up with a horrifically embarrassing story… AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!Celebrity Name Drop:  Jason Mamoa#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

06-15
58:03

13-16 JURASSIC PARK SPRING BREAK

In our magic mirror this week: Zeppelin, Doug, Chris, Rob, James, Mike, Marcy, and of course—Matt.This week’s episode takes a chaotic detour thanks to the El Puerto de Santa Maria Marathon. Mild inconveniences abound—hot dog prices soar, terminal beers disappear, and Dunkin’... don’t get us started. 😤There’s a change of command in Rota, which brings the delightful optimism of a fresh-faced leader. ChickBrew reveals her spice guru is Nom Nom Paleo, while T-Bone continues to find joy in the culinary chaos of Uncle Roger.We tackle:Passport renewal tips ✈️Warnings for active duty pet parents 🐾The unsettling truth: yes, your devices are always listening. 📱👂There’s buzz when ChickBrew drops in on the old channel, stirring up hope in our former terrestrial audience. Add in testicle shots, animal fails, Korean TV, and the usual nonsense—and you’ve got a full ride on the LUNSB rollercoaster.Word of the Week: WiddershinsCelebrity Name Drops: Peter Dinklage, Ice CubeYour lookups:🐕 Speranza Animal Rescue🐾 Rota Animal Welfare League#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneAndChickBrew #JurassicParkSpringBreak

06-08
57:10

13-15 NAKED AND DISGUISED

In our magic mirror we see:  Jan, Lisa, Mike, Valerie, Sam, Julie, Shirley, James, Robert, Dwight, Howie, Jessica, Rob, and of course Ryan.In this week’s episode We continue buttering up our future robot overlords while exploring the art of dumbing things down — just before veering into erectile dysfunction, babies, and Feria (because of course we do).T-Bone unveils his old alibi business, which somehow evolves into a pitch-perfect TV series. ChickBrew leans into a big weekend in Spain, focusing on one of the country’s most iconic cities.We test your vocabulary, challenge you to spot T-Bone in the wild (yes, there’s swag involved), and weigh in on the tricky relationship between pets and the military.And somewhere in the glorious chaos, we share your answers to our Question of the Week: What’s the most romanticmovie of all time — that no one thinks of as a romantic movie?AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!Word of the Week:  PeriniumCelebrity name drop: Guy ToreyYour look-ups: Speranza Animal Rescue / Rota Animal Welfare League#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

06-01
01:00:00

13-19 MAGIC GRITS

In our magic mirror we see:  John, Big Baby, Robert, Howie, Moma, James, Matt, Jessica, and of course Andrea.In this week’s episode we officially turn over associate producer responsibilities to AI.  Once we get that out of our system we move on to the battle between Huricano’s and Leventes!  But of course, that means we need spaghettiand probabilities.  That sounds like a poor Italian dish, can I have some spaghetti, is there any meat in it? Probably! Anyway…Next we get into the subtle differences between touching the hot wire, versus touching the third rail.  All metaphorically of course, wow really get the thesaurus out on this one!  We talk about everyone’s favorite gum and we talk to the loser of an amazing cooking competition.Randomly decide that Allenwood, Pennsylvania is the next spot to visit, unsolicited free advertisement for Enola’s Squeky Rail, and then of course T-Bone provides basic Tips 4Looting!AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!#LUNSB#TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

06-01
59:59

13-14 GO STAND IN THE CORNER

In our magic mirror we see:  Maria, Lisa, Dom, Robert, Darrell, James, Tyler, John, Mike, Terry, Andy, Jules, Kevin, and of course Howie.In this week’s episode we got some stuff for ya, starting with back pain miracles, orthopedics, and VA medical care.  Then you get to listen to ChickBrew nagging T-Bone for several minutes before finally moving on to eggs, milk, tarts, and BJ’s!We share your answers to our question about the most memorable commercial of all times, before it gets real real and we are off to car chases, olfactory sense, and speckled anemic reds!AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!Word of the Week:  AbscondingEnjoy! And...thanks for listening.#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

05-25
57:02

13-13 PENNSYLVANIA DIFFERENT

In our magic mirror we see:  Malik, Mike, Sam, Lisa, Damian, Alex, Amanda, Rosa, Kevin, Keith, James, and of course Jessica.In this week’s episode we take a walk on the wild side inside Zero Day Brewery, we learn what makes the perfect pizza party to responsible day drinking and prepping for the end of the world, it's a ride. We hear from dull women andwrap up all prom regrets in a single, glorious sentence.If that hasn’t sparked your interest, well hold on…we tell you about free passes to the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, apples, BJ’s, and chicken. If that hasn’t got you…we add some Nazi history AND DOG TESTICLES! ...AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!Celebrity name drop: John Wayne#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

05-18
01:00:31

13-10 RAGE QUIT AND ROAD RAGE

In our magic mirror we see:  Bo, Del, Ceasar, Greg, Ebru, Tim, Brandon, Wentling, and of course Mike. In this week’s episode In this week’s episode, we identify the Nation’s National Nightmare: DC traffic, tour the Navy Yard, and take the long walk into the belly of the beast. Over in Rota, ChickBrew is working on photographs, ships, and paintball. We reflect on how not being that guywas more than just an ad campaign—featuring wise words from someone who, coincidentally, never ages.We talk about men crying—specifically military men—and when it’s acceptable. Since we’re already in our feelings, wealso remember what it’s like to console the inconsolable.You'll learn the origin story of Hawaiian beans and rice, and be reminded: Don’t drink and drive—AND EVEN IF YOU’RESOBER, DON’T DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT.We laugh as ChickBrew becomes a pincushion, cover sharks doing shark things, congenital visits, and shine a light on Rota’s Animal Welfare League! AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!  Enjoy!Celebrity Name Drop:  Robin Williams & Bruce Baum#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

04-27
58:40

13-8 FAMILIAR VOICES

In our magic mirror we see:  The Stanley’s, Big Baby, Jessica, James, Dwight, Julie, John, Euan, Sean, Marianne, Chanello, Sam, Anthony, Dom, Ryan, Joel, and some young Seabee who’s name I can’t remember.In this week’s episode we consider the potential of ChickBrew’s phone bomb, plus open flames, oxygen, and the potential spontaneous human combustion.  If that’s not enough we mention sound freaks, declare who enema nozzles are and of course there’s Cars, Cars, and Cars!  Still want more?  We got some truth in criminality, things thatwere viral before the internet and gerbils! Plus pickling.And..., we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!Questions of the Week:  How are you listening to use right now?A question that is NOT the question of the week:  Whatdo these things have in common?  Shoney’s, Golden Coral, Ryan’s, Sushi Heaven, Aburi, and Shady Maple!Celebrity Name Drop: Rick Sanchez#LUNSB#TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

04-13
57:43

13-5 JESUS CROCS

In our magic mirror we see:  Chris, Ralph, Jessica, James, Will C, Phillip, Robert, Corey, Angry Joe, and Joel!In this week’s episode our biggest challenge was coming up with an episode title.  It could’ve been Adults Only, or Che sara sara, or even Gochujang!  I even toyed with writing the title in hangul! Instead we settled, but I still think it makes sense.  We’ll see.  I’ve been wrong before.  Some things you CAN expect in this week’s episode include toilet seats, clean tucheses,  penis park island (it’s a real thing), Rota going gangsta, crashy smashy, DUI’s alcohol related incidents and the death penalty.  We give you the worst fact ever from the book of everything and we cover your responses to our Question of the Week!Plus, we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

03-23
47:16

13-4 HAKA TASTE THE RAINBOW

In our magic mirror we see:  Chris, Ralph, Mike, Shirley, Corey, Brian, James, Jessica, Donald, Rob, and Dwight!In this week’s episode and in every week’s episode we guarantee one laugh an hour!  Occasionally, you may laugh more than once…it’s okay, we don’t charge extra.  There is so much stuff packed into this hour, that writing a succinct episode description is proving to be impossible!  Here’s the short list of some things we covered:  Idiots in the Commissary, self-checkout, Hibakusha, death notifications, conspiracy theories, goats, corned beef, cornbread, crimes against Walmart, Baby sales (literally) and the late-night summer snow in New Mexico!Plus, we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!In memoriam:  Ryan Shores#LUNSB #TheLUNSBShow #TBoneandChickBrew

03-16
01:00:19

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