You know what they say: It's 5 o'clock in March somewhere. On this delayed episode of The Last Minute, a marriage councilor takes on their most toxic couple yet, Dustin introduces the show's newest writer on staff, and business at the podcast studio takes a violent turn.
Kicking off the third season of The Last Minute, we tune in with our nation's favorite Punxsutawney correspondent, China's gonna have to go through a true killing machine to get their balloon back, and Liam takes the idea of "authenticity" a little to far at our podcast studio.
Wait, releasing an episode on the same month? It's a Christmas Miracle! On this season finale of The Last Minute, Dustin begins to reach his yearly quota on jokes, a corporate cog finds the next thing to zagazoop the holiday season, and we may finally get to the bottom of who the real Santa Claus is behind this operation.
On this episode of 'The Last Minute,' our company dick-head hosts a company Thanksgiving dinner, a Puritan reminds us to celebrate the holidays as God intended , and a real message from our writer, L.P. Foley.
October, the month with the scariest holiday of all... National Text Your Ex Day. But the day after that is Halloween! This episode we tell some terrifying tales about Twitter, elevators, and whatever the heck is going on with Kanye West.
Man, it's great to be break from our summer back! On this episode, the news of the Queen's passing broke our heavy hearts, we find out that there was more to be discovered at Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate, and find out how one happy flasher's plane ride turned upside down.
What? A clips episode? Are they getting that desperate already? We sure are! Join us in celebrating the accomplishment of creating one season of a podcast by looking back on our favorite jokes and sketches from 2021. Sit back and enjoy some of our greatest hits at home, on the go, and absolutely NOT at the Tribeca Film Festival...We hope you've enjoyed what we've done so far and stick around for more to come.
So it turns out King Arthur had a much more cumbersome journey to fame and glory than history remembers. On this month's episode, Dustin debates where the law and poop jokes stand in today's complicated world, and our company dick-head brings the mayo to this year's Cinco de Mayo.
Sometimes, the coolest things in life just might live right before your eyes...at least that's what Dustin's being told...On this month's episode, the writing staff try to find comedic inspiration breaking into a church, your favorite college frat boy returns to celebrate his favorite holiday in world culture, and Dustin sparks up more than a conversation for another 4/20 special.
At last, spring has finally arrived once again! Don't worry... Dustin noticed...as well as encountering a mythical entrepreneur alongside our podcast Company Dickhead. All that and not much more on this episode of 'The Last Minute.'
Apparently, cops are lying to kids and not about the tooth fairy. Also this month, the metaverse didn't account for creeps online. And do you remember President James Buchanan? Of course you don't and there's good reason for that.
It's the first episode of Season Two, y'all! It's just more of the same. This month, nukes are a lose-lose situation and burritos are actually from North Korea. And did you hear how Drake spices up his sex life?
It's the season finale of The Last Minute 2021! Join Dustin by the fireside as he reads a holiday classic, reminds us to stop ruining the classics, and ends the year by looking back on the best of the worst. Hee-Haw!
Like many families across America, Dustin celebrates this year's Thanksgiving by criticizing the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. Meanwhile, the writing staff discovered that at least one person in the group earned something more than an Art Degree, and our Company Dickhead pitches his biggest idea yet to change the podcast. Wait, could it be?!?
This month, we're celebrating Halloween with some personal scary stories. What's truly terrifying, however, is how little you can trust the Internet and more covered in The Buried Lead. And what the heck? Is that a ghost?
In September, COVID is still making history and the US Government is still perfecting the art of saying “sorry for making things worse”. The buried lead is that Texas continues to give power to people who shouldn’t. And in other news, Americans need to get over the fact that McDonald’s just doesn’t have ice cream anymore.
It’s The Last Minute Summer Special. Even though we took a break, we still had things we wanted to talk about from June to August, like how temperatures are rising and how many companies take pride in not caring about LGBTQ pride. Spooky Styles for a Good Cause: https://www.kaykayblondiee.com/
Apparently firing squads are still a thing. To mask or not to mask, that is the question? And finally a biopic we can all care about, the story of the flaming hot Cheeto. The Last Minute crew took a break over the summer to work on some other projects, and we forgot we had recorded an episode back in May. Staying on brand, it’s better late than never. We have another episode backlogged so keep an eye out for that in the next couple days.
Mitch McConnell wants companies to mind their own business, unless they're in the business of re-electing him. The Buried Lead is that Matt Gaetz wants to date your daughter. And In Other News, Dustin "blazes" through the headlines.
Turns out both Republicans and Democrats hate poor people. During the Buried Lead, Dustin delves deeper into the rise of anti-Asian attacks. And In Other News, a customer complains about receiving exactly what they ordered. Donate to: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/justice-aapi-community