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Beermin and Sly set out to talk about politics, but alas, something went horribly awry, and they did silly voices about 45 minutes instead. Topics include works of fiction, parody, and outright falsehood. At some point, the riffing becomes somewhat abstract, relying heavily on sign and semaphore. They will talk about politics.... some other time.
Wreathed in ash and cloaked in dust, Beermin returns again like a vengeful phantom, to pour a cup of cinders over the earth. On his shoulder, his imp familiar Kace hurls curses and taunts at the sinful. On this episode, Beermin tickles the ivories, Kace takes us on safari, Beermin is exposed as a tawdry NPC, the Two Types of Italians are discussed, and Great Mysteries are Unraveled. Oh, and we're doing new shirts.
The LEZ bros are back with a two part episode. In the first half, Aaron Art and Beermin engage in some rough and tumble shitposting. Karma, old timey prospectors, and the Kentucky Derby are woven together like a sort of mandala sand painting, then blown away in the second half, in which the Meth Panel is joined by our friend Blessed Clark for Polish throat singing, NJP tales and more. Are Great Secrets Being Revealed? Tune in and find out! LEZ is proudly hosted on THERIGHTSTUFF.BIZ.
Guess who's back? And what's this -gasp!- Cigarettes and a gallon of milk!? That's right, boys and (apparently) girls... The dynamic duo of dissident discourse are back in the booth with a red hot hour of premium content... featuring none other than rising star Carson Kilgrey! This episode features jokes TOO SPICY for public release (available ONLY via the secret messages revealed by superfan's "LEZBOLLAH Decoder Rings" - get yours today!) STOP what you are doing. GIVE to help Andrew Schwam's family after his tragic passing. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-andrew-schwams-family Did you send money? Good. We're back.
Beermin is joined by Aaron Art and later Buddy Budstein to dissect the new Kanye interview. As Gavin is slowly choked to death by his own necktie, Beermin and co. bring you barrels of laughs and thoughtful, transformative content, all with that signature Telegram low-bitrate hiss that connoisseurs have come to love. If you enjoy this content, look forward to hearing it again later today on Rand FUCK YOU RAND I HATE YOU RAND I HOPE YOUR BOOMERANG BREAKS YOU COCKSUCKER Outro by VulgaR: https://blackwinterstudios.bandcamp.com/releases Show Art by ROOF: ROOF Odysee streams will begin soon. Don't miss it! WATCH THE STREAMS: https://odysee.com/@LEZ:4 RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SHITPOST: t.me/LEZBollah
I went to a Halloween party and watched these guys destroy live. It's not my kind of music but I liked the lyrics. I asked the guy what kind of music this was and he mumbled something I couldnt hear. It was loud. He sent me this cassette rip. -Ambrose OBAMA HATERS - OBAMMUNISM "If you dont like the Obama Haters, then Obama is your president..... no matter WHO the President is!" Side A 1) Side A Side B: 1) Rock Against Obammunism 2) Obama is a Liberal 3) Obama is Born in Kenya 4) Obama was Born in Malaysia 5) Liberals are Taking Over Our Country 6) Socialism Sucks! 7) Smash Obammunism! 8) Obama is a Sodomite, and Michelle is a Man 9) Obama Smokes Weed 10) Where is Obama's Birth Certificate? 11) Michelle's Dick is Bigger than Barack's 12) What IS Obama's Last Name? 13) Obama was in the Choom Gang 14) You Voted For Obama (You Commie Traitor) 15) Even Obama's Daughter Smokes Weed 16) Obama's Daughter Had Sex With Hunter Biden 17) Here's to Four More Years of Obammunism Someone send this to DNVF
The Meth Panel tell stories from the NJP Southeast Regional, look forward to a couple big upcoming events, and talk about men's fashion, leadership, the woeful condition of the LEZBOLLAH chat. Buy Our Shirts. Support the Pod. Look Cool. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah
Ambrose interviews an aspiring podcast host, then they talk about food (natch), do truck rants, and speculate upon the New Weed Order. Buy Our Shirts. Support the Pod. Look Cool. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah
Back to work! The Mexican cleaning lady has awakened the Meth Panel from their long slumber, after many weeks of freebasing crack in the honeymoon suite of l’Chateau Autiste. In this episode, it’s LEZ Classic with the OG’s, as Ambrose returns to discuss a multitude of topics, like food, confidence, Christopher Lasch, and the Christopher Nolan movie Total Retard. Don’t miss this solid-gold classic from what’s been called the most “earthy” show on TRS! Break music: “Legalize Drunk Driving”, by BeerKweer. The audio is fucked up in the second half, we’re still making changes until the end of the year. Buy Our Shirts. Support the Pod. Look Cool. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah
Power Disconnect/Aesthetic Politics/Distractions/Pt. II: Invisible Apples/Brother Bites Brother/Death-Drive NEW SHIRTS ARE LIVE. Buy Our Shirts. Look Cool. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Borzoi is sick and hasnt been able to make the POZ Button since May, so Ambrose and Beer Kweer fill in to discuss the 1984 Marty Cronenberg film, Lawnmower Man, an ambitious Hollywood crossover with 3 lead actors, a star studded cast, and a whole lot to say about hyperreality simulacrum Baudrillard Linkola c-c-c-collapse NEW SHIRTS ARE LIVE. Buy Our Shirts. Look Cool. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Noble Chieftain Birdwatches-At-Playgrounds passes ancient tribal wisdom onto the audience. Great Secrets Are Revealed. Shirts are gonna be done soon. New LEZ soon, too. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Beerman is at bat in a "grand slam" episode with Larry Ridgeway. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Cancelled by popular demand, Beermin J. Queermin reflects on the impromptu and improvisational daily "fishstream" with the small cadre of fans who enjoyed it, then the stream gets interrupted by the king of dry-dicked rando's, and the audio gets really bad in a funny way. Larry, Ambrose and Cowboy join. The Fishstream is Dead - Long Live the Fishstream. New Shirts coming soon. LEZBOLLAH rising.
Issa Drought!! But fear not, TRS fans. the Elders of Zyklon have overcome impossible odds and some technical issues to bring you another installment of the podcast that critics are calling "a tour de force through an assisted living facility for the severely r*tarded". Bit after bit, hit after hit, this episode is jam packed with wholesome reddit 100 doggo cat loaf style laughs for the whole family. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
A patient fisherman stands on the banks of the stream of consciousness, bringing you lucky listeners the catch of the day in times of podcast famine. Join Beermin and Aaron for a philosophical inquiry into Karl Marx, political organizing, and the nature of art. If you don't like the theme song, I don't care. I just want to fish. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZOfficial LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Beermin is unchained and set loose to wreak havoc. In his hubris, will he fly too close to the sun? Or will he create a cherished fan favorite, beloved for years to come? Only you can decide.... here, on the Elders of Zyklon. This episode was streamed live from the new LEZ telegram channel. SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
The Meth Panel ring in their 1 year anniversary on TRS with a discussion of media, inflation, and southern accents. Happy Independence Day! EDIT: The RSS feed broke on this one due to a syntax error, and refreshing the content may not work for everyone. If you experience problems, please download the file from therightstuff.biz. Sucks, but thats how it is sometimes. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZBollah LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Dark Times at TRS! Neither star nor cloud disturbs the inken wash of midnight, and the wolf prowls by the door. The moonflower’s pale blossom is stained with the crimson blood of the innocent. As Larry reels in the icy claws of the Reaper, a trumpet’s clarion call peels the sullen silence from over the blue valleys of America…. And unassuming men are called once more to great adventure. To bring the wolves to heel, to set right the errant course of History, and to make mocking shadow-puppets in the grim halls of Death Himself. Ambrose the Warrior, Beerman the Bard, Nike the Rogue, and their faithful hound Dingo all rush headlong into the fray to save Princess Ridgeway….and the very soul of TRS. Welcome back. To the Elders of Zyklon. BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZOfficial LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Ambrose's second episode is back up, so our new fans can enjoy hearing his humble beginnings... "The feds are shitting their pants as (African American) Lover and Ambrose discuss based clown music, They Live, Tarantino, and our favorite retarded actors." BUY OUR SHIRTS AND LOOK COOL. https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/leoz/ SUBSCRIBE to the new RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/403346/rss SUPPORT the pod: amerikaner.org/donate SHITPOST about the pod: t.me/LEZOfficial LEZ is proudly found on AMERIKANER.ORG and TRS.
Some episodes have been brutal and some make me die laughing. Poor Warwick Davis 😂.
This made me miss the fish streams.
He's perfect! Hire him AND get him in touch with other podcasts.
How drunk are you while recording this? I get what you've attempting here, but it's very hit and miss, with mostly misses. You are better than this.