The Life of a Messy Bun

We're back bitches!!! Jana couldn't join us today but the Pervert Prowler (Kelsey) and her Poopy Pants Wingwoman (Angie) are dusting off the ol'wine bottles in preparation (H) for cracking open our quote book. We want to share all our drunk stories and happenings of our trip to Mexico together. Do you like coke? Parasites? Well, you've come to the right place. Frolic over to the bushes with us as we hide from the potential disaster that could be our very drunk friends handing a hotel worker a "taco" map that we made for him with vaginas in mind. Maybe the note will be a success and you'll learn all about "facial" routines, great legs and big toes. You'll never find out if you don't listen. Oh, and we missed you. We are so happy to be back for another season. Hosts: Angie & Kelsey Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Holy Moly! It's practically Summer. Kesley is joining up today on our last podcast until the Fall. Today's tagents will includes what going to a wedding is like post COVID, the mole removal from hell and our predictions for Summer signature drinks. We each have something new in our lives and whether it's being our confident selves, a new job or a new puppy, we want to share it all with our awesome following of listeners. Hold your drinks high and get ready to P-A-R-T-A-Y! Happy Summer y'all. See ya in the f'all. We'll miss ya! Hosts: Jana & Angie & Kelsey Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Two sisters and they couldn't be more different. Jana gets to sit back and listen to Angie and her sister Kaytee read from their childhood diaries. One sister is a follow-the-rules dork whos stalkerish tendencies towards crushes took on a whole new level in middle school. Jail might have been in her future had she not landed her now husband. The other sister is a break-the-rules rebel who just got the boys so there was no need to stalk. A true ladies man if there ever was one. Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll. Speed, Weed, Birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and go get high. We'll have to pick Jana's jaw up off the floor. Buckle up fans as this dear diary episode is sure to have you cackling into your wine glass. You might even laugh so hard, you'll fall off your chair. That could also be you being too drunk as well. We don't judge. Hosts: Jana & Angie & Kaytee Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Turn your 'do not disturb' technology off and listen in! Cotton candy is the new popcorn so you better grab some as you're in for a sweet episode.  We take a deep dive into situationships and what it's like to wake up with 'the ick'. Millennial vernacular at this best. We'll dye your thumbs green with a little advice from our plant guru on what starter plant is the best and she'll shed a little light on a plant that you think is impossible to grow but actually isn't.  So, drop your kids off at their weekly activities and enjoy this episode. For all the moms out there, we feel ya! Happy Mother's Day. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile  music by Anchor

He is one of the most famous serial killers of the 19th century but not a lot of people have heard of him. Maybe that is for the better. Thanks to us, you will. John Wayne Gacy. We'll touch base on this psycho's double life and how the clown costume fits in or doesn't fit in.  We'll also talk about the very rare occurrence of a survivor's account of what happened.  We'll also touch on the new movie, Turning Red and the controversy that surrounds it. When the inauguration of shark week begins for a youngster, is it best to turn that tv on and talk about what's going on with mother nature? Do we keep the tv off and go with the flow? Aunt Flow says No.  Hosts: Jana & Angie   Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber   Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast   Twitter: thelifeofamess1  Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast   Photography by Fuss.Jakob   Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

While Jana works on her world domination of all Cab Savs worldwide, Angie has decided to Screw It.  Although this is a short episode, we'll discuss our perfect parenting day. As parents, we sound like broken records on a daily basis. Should we even consider a "Kids Day" for our kids? It definitely won't be on the "Yes Day" level.  We'll chat about a few new Netflix favs and how we enjoyed getting fresh with the mountains. Opps, we mean how we both enjoyed some fresh mountain air.  Hosts: Jana & Angie  Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber  Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast  Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast  Photography by Fuss.Jakob  Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

We were lucky enough to have THE X92.9 Matt Berry, founder of The Chelsey Room, join us on the podcast this week. We'll hash over all things Matt including $0.75 highballs, an awesome drink made live, planning his big day in the Big Apple plus radio life and how, to this day, it still creates an individualistic togetherness amongst listeners. Because Angie and Matt are sibs from the crib, they'll share their favorite stories about each other growing up, with Jana. Also, why the fuck are kids so sticky all the time? Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Where we're from, up here in Northern Canada, we have many Springs. We are on our 3rd as we speak. Our hearts beat a little faster with the near though of Spring cleaning and doing our taxes. But wait, is that snow we see? Our hearts will depress and our moods dampen as we now wait for our 4th Spring. This episode, to get our minds off of this undue confidence in the "Spring is around the corner" bullshit, we'll discuss new puppies, the proper way to do a Costco liquor run (it's a family affair so get the kids involved), the wedding dress shopping experience post-Covid and what a day-in-the-life of Jana looks like. Minivans for life! Hosts: Jana & Angie  Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber  Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast  Twitter: thelifeofamess1  Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com  Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast  Photography by Fuss.Jakob  Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Ice fisherwoman, dog trainer, chiropractor...our guest today is a triple threat! Welcome Kendra! Join us as we get the professional's angle of the chiropractic world! For those of us that have been, we can admit that a chiropractor's crack is...well, like crack. We'll go through the most boning...ewe mean burning questions with Kendra that people have about adjustments, recommended stretches, self-adjustments, kids & chiropractors and so much more. Hell, you might even learn something about the biology of homo sapiens....dorsal fins??? ……………………………………………………… Hosts: Jana & Angie & Kendra Editing for this Ep by Angie Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Want to know what crime(s) would get a person sentenced to 224 years in prison? We'll tell you this episode as we dig a little deeper into the true crime, fucked up, side of life.  The Toy Box Killer is not widely known to most but we (and our guest, Kelsey) thought it would be a unique story to tell with its many twists, turns and gruesome details. If you choose, you can even join us as we listen to a clip of the creep.  It'll chill you to the bone. Hosts: Jana & Angie & Kelsey Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Boxing Day is here and the New Year is upon us. For most of us, Christmas had to be pretty low key because of the times but that didn't stop us from stuffing our faces full of those 6-inch-thick icing cookies to play Santa for our kids. It's time to take the decorations down or maybe wait a month. Either way, know that it's only 364 days away now. Woot woot.  That's what a funcle would say. Our advice before the new year? Drink everything we're drinking THEN get out your pen and paper and start hashing out those New Years resolutions.  They are more interesting and personal when thought of while drink. What did you come up with? Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Today's episode is a very special one. Our special guest is Kristopher Marks who is the founder of the amazing podcast, VIV Mental Health. How refreshing it is to have a male perspective on this highly untalked about topic! It's people like Kristopher who are actively bringing the mental health conversation forward in today's world so it was important to have him on our podcast. All of our mental health journeys are different but our emotions and feelings are the same and in sharing in that, we can understand each other and how important the conversation is. Don't worry, we'll still bring about our regular bougie (pronounced boo-gee) humour but maybe leave out the scrippers. Thanks for being part of the conversation. Please like and Follow Kris on the socials  Facebook: VIV Mental Health  https://www.facebook.com/vivmentalhealth Instagram: VIVmentalhealth https://www.instagram.com/vivmentalhealth/?hl=en Anchor:  https://anchor.fm/viv-mental-health Twitter: @VIVmentalhealth Website: https://www.vivmentalhealth.com/ Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

What the flock?! Tiz the Siz already?! Holiday drinks are in and we're throat deep in them. Maybe a couple bottles in, actually. Snow has just hit our neck of the woods and we are already done with it.  Time for baths o'plenty and eggnog with alcohol. We'll share some tree decorating hacks for those of you who's OCD kicks in when you watch your kids doing up the tree. We know you are cringing just thinking of it.  You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why. Angie & Jana are coming to tooowwwwnnnn. With potty mouths and drunkin' good times. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Even though Halloween is over, it doesn't mean we can't dive into all the nooks and crannies that makeup this wonderful holiday. Back in the day, the goal was to scare those little fuckers into peeing their pants but, these days, Halloween has tamed itself down quite a bit.  From blood and guts to cutie inflatables. However you choose to celebrate it, if at all, well cover most aspects of this gory day in our podcast this week.  We even have a great drink recommendation when walking around with the littles while they gorge on treats you plan to steal after they've gone to bed. Hosts: Jana & Angie  Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Sisters are like fat thighs, they stick together (OG quoter unknown). That's Kaytee and Angie, thick as thieves. Even though Jana and Angie aren't sisters, their thicker, like PB&J.  This episode, Angie's older sister pops by for a chat about the bands we three decided to obsess over in the 90s. Slide whistles, kazoos and dildos at Hanson shows? Why not! Hear about Kaytee's Hanson journey over the years and how she's "crazy" but not as crazy as some other fans.  The impression alone of a pipe band will have you laughing on the floor. But don't let your drink spill! Hosts: Jana & Angie & Kaytee Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Fall's here and it's time to drink the kool-aid. Well, don't actually.  There is something intriguing about cults. Whether it's Jim Jones, Scientology or Charles Manson, we are drawn to the physiological pull that these people or institutions have on their followers. Let us educate you a bit more on a few of them and let you draw your own conclusions. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Wait! Were you thinking of giving us THE SHAFT? Don't! Actually, do give us THE SHAFT. That drink is so fucking good. But really, you don't have to actually give us the shaft because WE'RE BACK BITCHES.  To welcome ourselves back, we are celebrating with some big buck vino. You should too! The wasps are dying, the kids are crying and hot air balloons are floating into our backyards.  We couldn't be happier. Of course we're sad that Summer is over but who isn't elated when the kids go back to school?  Eugene Levy say whaaat! This Fall we welcome new puppy life, PSL's and many new episodes. We are excited to reconnect with all of you in the next few months. Thanks for sticking around - we promise we are worth the wait and the wine. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

THE CABS ARE HEEAAAA!!! Get your day drinking asses down here and help us decide if it's normal to start showering at 12. Random? Yup! That's what this episode is all about. HICCUP, I mean viking hair. What's your experience with the Curly Girl Method? Or have you ever played a drinking game while watching Fubar? We want to know! And we'll talk about it too.  Turn on those ceilings fans and dive into the latest scoop on Handmaid's Tale, Greys and that new show... Sex Life. You fuckers with AC can join us too. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

It feels like it's been forever but we miss you guys so much. Plus, we wanna drink and talk with all y'all. Summer is in full gear so that means that road trips and tantrums are at their best.  Are your boobs and balls sweating off with the massive heat wave that seems to be affecting the entire world? Grab some Grenache to cool down and hear the hot mess that is our Summer lives. Wait... What is Grenache? Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Jonathan Weber Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor

Picky eaters are a pain in the star shaped cucumber's ass aren't they? Like, who has time for that shit? Not us. We grew up having to eat everything on our plates and if we didn't finish, our parents turned the lights off with us in the room. Kids these days have it easy. Don't like what they are eating? That's okay, we can make 3 other meals for them until we find one they like.  Picky eaters are a legit struggle but with Roseanne as one of our ideals, we are bound to succeed.  Come on a walk with us and Tracy's dog as we talk all food and nothing but food - even if it is gross as fuck. Hosts: Jana & Angie Editing for this Ep by Kristopher Marks  Instagram: @thelifeofamessybunpodcast Twitter: thelifeofamess1 Email: thelifeofamessybunpodcast@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/thelifeofamessybunpodcast Photography by Fuss.Jakob Episode descriptions by Kaytee Pergentile music by Anchor