The Line-Up

A weekly discussion show featuring some of the youngest influential voices in American politics.

1806. Channelled Spirits, Lottery Hacks, and Dinner Party Etiquette with Regina Epcot

Host Marty McGuire and panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot Doctor are joined by Lionel's sister Regina, a ghost with a grudge from beyond the grave. They debate the topics of the week including mask madates and closing pubs, as well as answer your questions about a variety of subjects. This episode of The Line-Up is sponsored by Rent-A-Pair, the premier underwear rental retailer!

02-14
44:46

1805. Spotify Controversy, Hesitant Pigs, and Traffic Jam Pet Hates with Sasha Sergey Sashka

Host Marty McGuire guides legacy panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot Doctor and guest panelist Sasha Sergey Sashka, a submarine, through the topics of the day. Plus, we answer your questions about 'Gilmore Girls', talk shows, and rooftop rabbits.

02-07
44:14

1804. Oily Needs, Chinese Censorship, and Flying Cars with Kavon

Host Marty McGuire leads legacy panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot and guest panelist Kavon, a ball boy at the Australian Open, in discussions ranging the most current events of the day. Plus, we answer your questions about cow tipping, and child support!

02-07
30:58

1803. Kyle Rittenhouse, Legally Imposed Hiatuses, and Thanksgiving Plans with Zooey Haugen

Legacy host Marty McGuire and technically-most-senior panelist Lionel Epcot, returning for his second episode, welcome Zooey Haugen to the show, cousin of estranged panelist Wil Kauffman. The panel discusses Britney's conservatorship, the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, and share their plans for Thanksgiving. Plus, your questions answered! Dr. Lionel Epcot's new book 'Chalamet Tha God' is now available from Epcot Imprinting See what Wil Kauffman is up to at www.wilkauffmanupdates68.biz* *Wil Kauffman's website link appears here as a contractual obligation. The content therein does not reflect the moral and/or general opinions of The Line-Up LLC, Perfectly Fine Productions, or Donatella Kauffman

11-30
43:00

1802. Finding Jesus, Hair Flowers, and Attack Birds with Tod Kauffman and Matthew McConnaughey

Host Marty McGuire leads guest panelists Tod Kauffman (half-brother of former panelist Wil Kauffman) and Matthew McConnaughey (related to no one at the show) in discussions of the past week's news including surprising COVID diagnoses, old presidents, and Katie Couric's tell-all memoir. Plus, your questions answered! This episode is sponsored by Ivermectin

10-09
41:40

1801. New Hosts, Dreadful Anniversaries, and Receivership with Donatella Kauffman and Dr. Lionel Epcot

Host Marty McGuire kicks off the eighteenth season of ‘The Line-Up' with a new cast, but the same old questions. Joining Marty this season to parse the news is Donatella Kauffman, former panelist Wil Kauffman's mother, and Dr. Lionel Epcot, a New York society fixture and Timotheé Chalamet historian. This week, the panel takes on heightened expectations, anniversaries they wish could be forgotten, and are quizzed about their favorite rumpo song.

09-30
45:32

1711. 5/21/2021 Season’s Finales, Panic Rooms, and Bullying with Ruby Gylliani

On the seventeenth season's finale, host Marty McGuire engages Senior Panelist Wil Kauffman and on-the-loose Suspected Murderer Panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions ranging from Joe Biden's temper to Chrissy Teigen's internet persona. Then, "Declan's" lawyer Ruby Gylliani joins the panel to discuss the smear campaign against her client.

05-22
01:03:42

1710. 5/14/21 Vaccine Conspiracies, Medina Spirit, and WWMD with Michelle Obama

This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and least-senior panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions ranging from Liz Cheney, the Kentucky Derby, and a new hashtag sweeping across the internet. Then, former First Lady Michelle Obama joins the panel. Plus, we answer your questions!

05-19
59:13

1709. 5/7/2021 Red Table Talks, Presidential Gossip, and Sage Advice with "Tiny" Rosalynn Carter

The panel deviates from their much-beloved form this week, taking the time to address the murder scandal currently unraveling with Least-Senior co-host "Declan Gallagher". In a bid to oust an admission of guilt, Host Marty McGuire and Most-Senior Panelist Wil Kauffman agree to admit past iniscretions to level the playing field. Then, the panel is joined by "Tiny" Rosalynn Carter, who has some very interesting news about Dr. Jill.

05-10
50:23

1708. 4/27/2021 Oscar Secrets, Missing Panelists, and Gubernatorial Controversy with Edie Ephron

In the absence of new panelist "Declan Gallagher", host Marty McGuire engages senior panelist Wil Kauffman in hearty debates regarding expected victories, political campaigns, and explosives. Then, middle school teacher Edie Ephron joins the panel to divulge her six degrees of separation from several of the 2021 Academy Award nominees, and reveals a deeply buried relation to one of the panelists. This episode is sponsored by 'Last Holiday', the delightful Queen Latifah picture.

04-28
48:46

1707. 4/13/2021 Australian Street Food, Covid Detectors, and Heavily Telegraphed Revelations with Sheila Schultz

This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and recently-accused-of-murder host "Declan Gallagher" in conversations ranging from Prince Phillip's death to the accidental ingestion of drugs. Then, New York City food vendor Sheil Schultz joins the panel to discuss challenges to her own job security. This episode is sponsored by Ghislaine Maxwell's Bail Fund.

04-16
51:47

1706. 3/30/2021 Drug Abuse, Public Fornication, and Domestic Terrorism with Rob Johns

On this week's episode, host Marty McGuire welcomes senior panelist Wil Kauffman and Declan Gallagher-impostor "Declan Gallagher" for lively debate about this week's news, including revelations from Chrissy Teigen and the Biden administration. Then, Defense Department employee Rob Johns joins the panel to discuss the increasing threat of domestic terrorism. Plus, we answer your questions about buffet spreads, cults, and more!

03-30
42:24

1705. 3/21/2021 Blowing Winds, Armie Hammer, and the Nü Cold War with Crowe Miltontov

This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and controversial new panelist "Declan Gallagher" in lively discussions about President Biden's health, actorly ambitions, and hidden secrets. Then, international relations analyst Crowe Miltontov joins the panel to discuss the relationship between President Biden and Vladimir Putin. Plus, we answer your questions about investments, fleeing, and more! This episode is sponsored by AR Fif-Tweens.

03-24
52:27

1704. 3/14/2021 Plagiarism, Racism, and Defensive Co-Hosts with CLAUDE

This week, host Marty McGuire leads respected senior panelist Wil Kauffman and court-ordered other panelist "Declan Gallagher" in lively debates over New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo, accusations of racism against the Royal Family, and Emily Mortimer's plagiarism. Then CLAUDE, the Biden family accountant, joins the panel to discuss Joe and Dr. Jill's new investments. Plus, we answer your questions about lost babies, dog baths, and more!

03-16
49:22

1703. 3/7/2021 Twitter Sales, Mandates, and Royals with Charlotte “Lottie” Broadyork

On this week's episode, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and new panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions surrounding mask am dates, scientific studies, and pineapple pizza. Then, Royal Watcher Charlotte "Lottie" Broadyork joins the panel to discuss Harry and Meghan's incendiary Oprah interview. Plus, we answer your questions!

03-12
55:04

1702. 2/28/2021 Stimulus Talks, CPAC, and Voting Rights with Jimmy Paterson

This week, host Marty McGuire sits down with senior panelist Wil Kauffman and court-ordered panelist "Declan Gallagher" to discuss the $1.9 trillion stimulus bill and CPAC. Then, Jimmy Paterson joins the panel to discuss his experience as a CPAC youth delegate. Plus, we answer your questions about sex, murder, and Ellen Degeneres! This week's sponsor is the Damn, Dat Surgery! Cosmetic Surgery Chain.

03-02
48:56

1701. 2/21/2021 Australian News, Unsolved Murders, and Catching Up with Jennifer Chan-Green

Season 17 begins with a bang as host Marty McGuire welcomes senior panelist Wil Kauffman back to the program, and introduces controversial new panelist "Declan Gallagher" to the show. Then, freelance journalist Jennifer Chan-Green joins the panel to discuss Facebook's blocking of Australian news sources. Plus, we answer your questions about marriage, Lifetime biopics, and tortoise funerals. This episode is un-sponsored.

03-01
50:51

1612. 12/16/2020 Fear for Profit, Holiday Wishes, and Cliffhanger Endings with The Line-Up Intern

On the sixteenth season finale, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Declan Gallagher and Wil Kauffman in discussions ranging from jobs from which they have resigned, times they used fear for monetary profit, and holiday gift hopes. Then, the panel is joined by The Line-Up Intern, who sheds some light on how the political sausage is made. Plus, we here at The Line-Up discuss our hopes and dreams for the New Year, as well as season 2. This episode is sponsored by Christmas Grams. Declan Gallagher's new book 'Fuck House: A Fan's Account of the Socio-Sexual Politics Behind the Scenes of "Full House"' is available on Kindle devices December 15. Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th. Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle. Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms. Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.

12-23
42:41

1611. 12/9/2020 Rudy & Mellissa, Man Tights, and Custody Disputes with Sal Enterest

On the latest episode, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Declan Gallagher and Wil Kauffman in several different conversations centering around Rudy Giuliani. Then the panel are joined by Sal Enterest, a voting systems implementation manager from California. Plus, we answer your questions about marital attire, Christmas entertainment, and more! This episode is sponsored by SeaDream Cruise Lines. Declan Gallagher's new book 'Fuck House: A Fan's Account of the Socio-Sexual Politics Behind the Scenes of "Full House"' is available on Kindle devices December 15. Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th. Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle. Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms. Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.

12-14
45:20

1610. 12/2/2020 Trump 2024, Joe Biden’s Foot, and Pardons with Anthony Isaiah Christ & Grandpa Christ

On this current episode, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Wil Kauffman and Declan Gallagher in lively debates on topics that include the scope of presidential pardons, recurring nightmares and, indirectly, the films of Kevin Spacey. Then, important family member Anthony Isaiah Christ joins the panel alongside his grandfather, Grandpa Christ to lobby for pardons. This episode is sponsored by the Turks and Caicos Tourism Board. Book your private island stay today! Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th. Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores. Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle. Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms. Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.

12-05
46:24

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