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Host Marty McGuire and panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot Doctor are joined by Lionel's sister Regina, a ghost with a grudge from beyond the grave. They debate the topics of the week including mask madates and closing pubs, as well as answer your questions about a variety of subjects.
This episode of The Line-Up is sponsored by Rent-A-Pair, the premier underwear rental retailer!
Host Marty McGuire guides legacy panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot Doctor and guest panelist Sasha Sergey Sashka, a submarine, through the topics of the day. Plus, we answer your questions about 'Gilmore Girls', talk shows, and rooftop rabbits.
Host Marty McGuire leads legacy panelist Dr. Lionel Epcot and guest panelist Kavon, a ball boy at the Australian Open, in discussions ranging the most current events of the day. Plus, we answer your questions about cow tipping, and child support!
Legacy host Marty McGuire and technically-most-senior panelist Lionel Epcot, returning for his second episode, welcome Zooey Haugen to the show, cousin of estranged panelist Wil Kauffman. The panel discusses Britney's conservatorship, the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, and share their plans for Thanksgiving. Plus, your questions answered!
Dr. Lionel Epcot's new book 'Chalamet Tha God' is now available from Epcot Imprinting
See what Wil Kauffman is up to at www.wilkauffmanupdates68.biz*
*Wil Kauffman's website link appears here as a contractual obligation. The content therein does not reflect the moral and/or general opinions of The Line-Up LLC, Perfectly Fine Productions, or Donatella Kauffman
Host Marty McGuire leads guest panelists Tod Kauffman (half-brother of former panelist Wil Kauffman) and Matthew McConnaughey (related to no one at the show) in discussions of the past week's news including surprising COVID diagnoses, old presidents, and Katie Couric's tell-all memoir. Plus, your questions answered!
This episode is sponsored by Ivermectin
Host Marty McGuire kicks off the eighteenth season of ‘The Line-Up' with a new cast, but the same old questions. Joining Marty this season to parse the news is Donatella Kauffman, former panelist Wil Kauffman's mother, and Dr. Lionel Epcot, a New York society fixture and Timotheé Chalamet historian. This week, the panel takes on heightened expectations, anniversaries they wish could be forgotten, and are quizzed about their favorite rumpo song.
On the seventeenth season's finale, host Marty McGuire engages Senior Panelist Wil Kauffman and on-the-loose Suspected Murderer Panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions ranging from Joe Biden's temper to Chrissy Teigen's internet persona. Then, "Declan's" lawyer Ruby Gylliani joins the panel to discuss the smear campaign against her client.
This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and least-senior panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions ranging from Liz Cheney, the Kentucky Derby, and a new hashtag sweeping across the internet. Then, former First Lady Michelle Obama joins the panel. Plus, we answer your questions!
The panel deviates from their much-beloved form this week, taking the time to address the murder scandal currently unraveling with Least-Senior co-host "Declan Gallagher". In a bid to oust an admission of guilt, Host Marty McGuire and Most-Senior Panelist Wil Kauffman agree to admit past iniscretions to level the playing field. Then, the panel is joined by "Tiny" Rosalynn Carter, who has some very interesting news about Dr. Jill.
In the absence of new panelist "Declan Gallagher", host Marty McGuire engages senior panelist Wil Kauffman in hearty debates regarding expected victories, political campaigns, and explosives. Then, middle school teacher Edie Ephron joins the panel to divulge her six degrees of separation from several of the 2021 Academy Award nominees, and reveals a deeply buried relation to one of the panelists.
This episode is sponsored by 'Last Holiday', the delightful Queen Latifah picture.
This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and recently-accused-of-murder host "Declan Gallagher" in conversations ranging from Prince Phillip's death to the accidental ingestion of drugs. Then, New York City food vendor Sheil Schultz joins the panel to discuss challenges to her own job security.
This episode is sponsored by Ghislaine Maxwell's Bail Fund.
On this week's episode, host Marty McGuire welcomes senior panelist Wil Kauffman and Declan Gallagher-impostor "Declan Gallagher" for lively debate about this week's news, including revelations from Chrissy Teigen and the Biden administration. Then, Defense Department employee Rob Johns joins the panel to discuss the increasing threat of domestic terrorism. Plus, we answer your questions about buffet spreads, cults, and more!
This week, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and controversial new panelist "Declan Gallagher" in lively discussions about President Biden's health, actorly ambitions, and hidden secrets. Then, international relations analyst Crowe Miltontov joins the panel to discuss the relationship between President Biden and Vladimir Putin. Plus, we answer your questions about investments, fleeing, and more!
This episode is sponsored by AR Fif-Tweens.
This week, host Marty McGuire leads respected senior panelist Wil Kauffman and court-ordered other panelist "Declan Gallagher" in lively debates over New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo, accusations of racism against the Royal Family, and Emily Mortimer's plagiarism. Then CLAUDE, the Biden family accountant, joins the panel to discuss Joe and Dr. Jill's new investments. Plus, we answer your questions about lost babies, dog baths, and more!
On this week's episode, host Marty McGuire leads senior panelist Wil Kauffman and new panelist "Declan Gallagher" in discussions surrounding mask am dates, scientific studies, and pineapple pizza. Then, Royal Watcher Charlotte "Lottie" Broadyork joins the panel to discuss Harry and Meghan's incendiary Oprah interview. Plus, we answer your questions!
This week, host Marty McGuire sits down with senior panelist Wil Kauffman and court-ordered panelist "Declan Gallagher" to discuss the $1.9 trillion stimulus bill and CPAC. Then, Jimmy Paterson joins the panel to discuss his experience as a CPAC youth delegate. Plus, we answer your questions about sex, murder, and Ellen Degeneres!
This week's sponsor is the Damn, Dat Surgery! Cosmetic Surgery Chain.
Season 17 begins with a bang as host Marty McGuire welcomes senior panelist Wil Kauffman back to the program, and introduces controversial new panelist "Declan Gallagher" to the show. Then, freelance journalist Jennifer Chan-Green joins the panel to discuss Facebook's blocking of Australian news sources. Plus, we answer your questions about marriage, Lifetime biopics, and tortoise funerals.
This episode is un-sponsored.
On the sixteenth season finale, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Declan Gallagher and Wil Kauffman in discussions ranging from jobs from which they have resigned, times they used fear for monetary profit, and holiday gift hopes. Then, the panel is joined by The Line-Up Intern, who sheds some light on how the political sausage is made. Plus, we here at The Line-Up discuss our hopes and dreams for the New Year, as well as season 2.
This episode is sponsored by Christmas Grams.
Declan Gallagher's new book 'Fuck House: A Fan's Account of the Socio-Sexual Politics Behind the Scenes of "Full House"' is available on Kindle devices December 15.
Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th.
Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers
Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle.
Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms.
Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.
On the latest episode, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Declan Gallagher and Wil Kauffman in several different conversations centering around Rudy Giuliani. Then the panel are joined by Sal Enterest, a voting systems implementation manager from California. Plus, we answer your questions about marital attire, Christmas entertainment, and more!
This episode is sponsored by SeaDream Cruise Lines.
Declan Gallagher's new book 'Fuck House: A Fan's Account of the Socio-Sexual Politics Behind the Scenes of "Full House"' is available on Kindle devices December 15.
Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th.
Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers
Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle.
Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms.
Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.
On this current episode, host Marty McGuire leads panelists Wil Kauffman and Declan Gallagher in lively debates on topics that include the scope of presidential pardons, recurring nightmares and, indirectly, the films of Kevin Spacey. Then, important family member Anthony Isaiah Christ joins the panel alongside his grandfather, Grandpa Christ to lobby for pardons.
This episode is sponsored by the Turks and Caicos Tourism Board. Book your private island stay today!
Wil Kaufman's book ‘The Votes Are In: It Was a Set-Up' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'The Most Secure Election in American History: Joe Biden Definitively Won the 2020 Election, and Ofher Things That Are True'is available at all brick-and-mortar Amazon Books locations beginning November 24th.
Declan Gallagher's classic in investigative journalism 'Rudy Guiliani Is a Dybbuk' is celebrating its 22nd anniversary and can be found at all good booksellers
Wil Kaufman's book 'Red Means Go: How Old School Conservatism Propels Us Forward' is currently available at all reputable bookstores.
Declan Gallagher's book 'Blue Means Stop: Let's All Think About Everything We Do and Say' is available at Barnes and Noble and on Kindle.
Wil Kaufman's solo advice podcast, 'No Big Deal', in which he explores the many falsehoods of the "COVID-19" "pandemic", is avaialble on all listening platforms.
Declan Gallagher's solo advice podcast 'A Very Big Deal', in which he explores scientific facts related to COVID-19, is available exclusively on Amazon Music.