The Listies Make U LOLcast

🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺 Hello Listerooni! It’s Nan here. I’m tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I’d give you the gruesome details, but let’s just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢 ANYWAY. This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺. They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it’s not time machining... ...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥 BUT... some sad news: 📜 Rich’s Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY. On the plus side: 🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!  (Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.) As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast! Aloha, Nan 👋😎 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 www.thelisties.com ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🛒 BUY MERCH → www.thelisties.com/aldi 📩 EMAIL US → lolcast@thelisties.com

Aloha Listerooni, It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀. So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙. In this episode: 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies) 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴) 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit, and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they’re sold out. Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice. Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb: “GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 🎶🌀 Nan 👋😎 📩 Want to send us a sponsor suggestion, a silly question, a joke, or a fruit with a b.u.m? → lolcast@thelisties.com 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Check out tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 Visit our Aldi shop ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → Buy us a babychino  

Hello Listerooni, It’s Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I’ve had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I’m "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home. Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio... Rich has decided he’s going to become a comic book author 🦸‍♂️📖 (as well as a pooetry star). So in this ep, he shares his extremely questionable ideas for evil supervillains. Matt gives him a little help. There’s also a movie preview 🎬 featuring a mysterious man who only says “Rightio”. That’s it. That’s the whole script. Hollywood is calling 🎥📞. PLUS: 🍑 Listener sponsor suggestions 😵 Silly corrections 💩 And all the usual Pugcast nonsense. Want to support the show? 📩 Email your sponsors, gags, fruits and silly questions to: lolcast@thelisties.com 🎙 Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts (we’ll love you forever) ☕ Shout us a babychino at: buymeacoffee.com/thelisties  🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi shop  Thanks for listening and, as the silent movie star probably didn’t say: AHOHA! 🧏🎬 Nan 👋😄

Hello Listerooni, It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don’t work hard for this podcast! 💪 Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called “ The Bum Parade”* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃. This ep’s sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it’s BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 lolcast@thelisties.com 📩 Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨. Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬 Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said: FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷 Nan 👋😄 --- **WANT TO EMAIL A SPONSOR SUGGESTION GAG** (and definitely NOT a fruit or veg that has a butt)? 🍑🥦✉️ lolcast@thelisties.com **Leave us a review on APPLE PODCASTS 🍏🎙️ — it really does HELP!** Thanks if you’ve already shouted us a Babychino ☕ via our SUPPORT THE SHOW LINK: 🌐 www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee   🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi shop   

🎧 Episode Title: Pardon Me, It’s Nan! 👵🚁 Well look who’s finally made it to the big time – me, Nan! 💅 In this episode of their lives, Rich and Matt have finally realised who the real star is ⭐ and invited me on for a proper interview 🎤. I’ll be dishing out my top-shelf biz-dom (that’s business wisdom, darlings 💼), whether Rich likes it or not 😏. I just hope we get it done before my helicopter arrives 🚁. Also jammed into this episode like plastic containers in a Tupperware drawer you’re too scared to open 🧺: Rich gets all poetic in his little Poetry Corner 🧠🎭 Some genius sponsor suggestions 💡💸 And the triumphant return of No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers (yes, the theme song is back 🎶🙃) too many fancy ducks (AKA swans) Got jokes? 🤡 Bum-fruits? 🍑🍌 Swan food? 💬 Send it all to lolcast@thelisties.com Now go on, press play ▶️. I didn’t come here for a pancake 🥞. 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee   🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di  

Hello Listerooni! It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here.  I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort. Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they’ve made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast! 🎉🐾 What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This: Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you’re all comedy geniuses) A classic Episode of Our Lives Some totally real definitely-not-made-up sponsor suggestions And a strange surprise arrives for Rich’s Poetry Corner... It makes noises. It has tiny feet. But that’s all we’re saying 🐱🤫 Wanna get involved? Send your jokes, sponsor ideas, and bum fruits to: 📧 hello@thelisties.com I’ll be back on the next episode, I just have to find my way out of the pool.  ALOHA Nan! 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee   🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di  

🎉🐶 The World’s BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧  Hello, Listerooni!  👋 🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹   🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you!   🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You’ll have to ask your ears 👂 once they’ve finished listening!   🎭 PLUS we’ve got:   🃏 Jug-loads of jokes!   🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits!   💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU!   📢 Keep sending them in at 👉 www.thelisties.com  🎧 Enjoy the FUN! 🚀   Aloha, NAN!   P.S. Anyone know how to get fleas 🦗 out of a mobile dog wash? Asking for a friend.   --- 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee   🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di    

*Official* The world’s BEST podcast recorded in a mobile dog trailer. Hello Listeroonis! It’s Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*. In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever?  I don’t know because I’m in India relaxing, oops, I mean, writing my comedy show. PLUS We also have sponsor suggestions, a bum parade and the world de-butt of Rich’s new poem ‘PUNKtuation’. He says, it’s the best poem ever to be written about punctuation full stop.  Enjoy and don't forget to send us your letters to hello@thelisties.com Aloha, Nan *please let me know if you hear more than two sounds.   SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/ALDI

🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!) Aloha Listeroonis, Nan here! Except… I’m actually not here. I’ve gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I’ve left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.) In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It’s deep. And wet. And only stinks a bit. 🐟🎭🖊️ Oh, and speaking of sponsors—this episode is brought to you by Aunty Berryl’s Sit Nice and Quietly Teahouse, where the tea is hot, the chairs are comfy, and talking is strictly prohibited—but yelling is a must! 🤫☕ Got a joke, sponsor idea, or a pet with better leadership skills than Fudgie? Send them our way: hello@thelisties.com Stay cheeky, stay chatty (unless you’re at Aunty Berryl’s), and stay tuned! Nan & The Budgie Boss, Fudgie 🦜 SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

!OH MY FROG WE'RE BACK AGAIN! Hello Listerooni's, It's me, Nan, saying, 'Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy Silly Season!' 🎉 What's the silliest thing you did during the holidays? Think you can out-silly this episode? Challenge accepted 😉 🚀 What do you get if you cross a mobile dog wash, a giant fish tank, and a dash of poetry? THE LISTIES MAKE YOU LOLCAST! 🎧 This episode is jam-packed with goodies sent in by you, our amazing listeners! Jokes, sensational sponsor ideas, and funny holiday photos—keep them coming! Have something fun to share? Send it to us! hello@thelisties.com 🖋️There’s also a trip to Richard’s Poetry Corner—where good times meet great rhymes (TM)... Keep listening and keep laughing! Aloha, Nan 🌺 P.S. Anyone want to buy a slightly cranky crocodile? No returns. 🐊 SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop        

Aloha Listeroonis, Nan here, sliding into your ears with another chill episode of The Listies Make You SNOWcast. Did I just say SNOWcast? I meant LOLcast! (Oops… Shhhh don't tell Matt and Rich, they still think we're headed somewhere "cool".) In this episode, Rich and Matt daydream about the theme parks they'd like to visit: Sensible Land and Epic Pete's World of Danger and Screaming. You can guess who wants to go where. Also, we take a dive into our Fan Mail/Spam Mail bag, and Rich unveils a piece of poetry cooler than a penguins bum. Oh, and guess what? We've got a brand-new sponsor suggestion from one of you clever-rooni's! Marble Studios. Could this be the start of The "NCU?" Nan's Cinematic Universe. Stay tuned to find out. If you’ve got jokes, sponsor suggestions, or even just want to say hi, email us at hello@thelisties.com. Who knows, maybe your idea will take us somewhere truly magical (or frozen solid, hehe). That’s all for now, snow angels! Stay cheeky, stay chilly, and don’t forget your thermals. Also Matt asked me to put these photos in the episode notes... Hope they make you LOL. See you next year! Aloha, Nan P.S. Does anyone know how to get icicles off a mobile dogwash? Asking for a friend. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

Surf's up Listerooni! Grab your swimmers, towel and sunscreen cause this pod is headed to the beach. Matt loves the beach but Richard? *ah, not so much* In fact he's written a 16 standza poem all about it! YIKES! This episode sees The Listies jump inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka washing basket) and take a trip back to the time of William Sharkspeare. Did i say shark? It must be the beach talking. We've also got Kids Jokes the Theme Song, kids jokes, sponsor suggestions and of course fruits and veggies that look like b*ms. Enjoy. Aloha, Nan

This Episode is proudly bounced into to your ears via the fun folks at Bounce! Hello Listerooni! It's Nan here. Close your eyes, open your ears and get them ready for a sound-sational new delivery of the universe's besterest, most gramatically correctific podcast for families: The Listies Make You Burpcast.  This episode takes place completely in the dark. Not cause I needed to nap cause I was let lagged from getting back from my latest podcasting cource in the Maldives, but because it helps me concentrate on listening... DEFINITELY NOT sleeping. Inside the mobile dog-washing caravan/podcasting studio, Rich and Matt F.A.R.T (Fairytales are Really True), play an ad for Lying Tamers (Thanks Baila), and then Rich reads another of his wonderful, and not too long, poems. Keep sending in your jokes, sponsor suggestions, No Silly Questions questions, and bum fruits/veggies. Check below to see this episode's favourite from Frances. Until next time, Nan Zzz zzzzz zzzz  SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi  

This Episode bounces to your ears via Bounce!  Hello Listeroonis, Or should I say………. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Happy Halloween, Rich, Matt and I (Nan) are terrifed to welcome you inside our haunted Podcastle for a spooktacular Halloween themed episode of The Universes No. 1 rated Banana themed podcast, The Listies Make You LOLcast. Behind the drawbridge you’ll find a jester’s worth of jokes (submitted by actual Listeroonies), a court full of Corrections and a trip to the world’s spookiest Smiggle, Pencillvania - MOAT!!! A big thank you to everyone who’s sent us audio clips, pictures and emails. Keep em coming! Ooroo, Nan. *evil halloweeny laugh* SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi

This episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast is presented by Bounce. Hello Listerooni, I guess you’re wondering what we’ve got under our podcap this week. You’ll have to listen to find out, but I'll give you a clue: What’s green, and brown and looks like a BUM? BUM PEAR! Or is it bum lemon? Or bum strawberry? IT’S ALL OF THEM. *spoileralert* Matt and Rich break the world record for the most number of pictures of fruit and veggies that look like bums that have ever been on a podcast.  There’s even two dumplings stuck together #adorable. After that, there’s an episode…OF OUR LIVES(™), sponsor suggestions and a certain corner FULL of poetry… and bears…Oops. Don't forget to send us your sponsor ideas, jokes, and silly questions to hello@thelisties.com. Thanks for listening… Ooroo Nan. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi

The Listies Make You LOLcast is brought to you by BOUNCE Inc. Hello Listerooni, The pugcast is back and this time we're filling your ear kebabs with big chunks of comedy yum-yums! Does that make sense? WHO KNOWS? It doesn't matter but stay tuned to listen to me, Nan, do some beautiful miming.  In this ep, everyone's flavourite funnies, Rich and Matt....p, interview a pig, read your letters and play listener (EVIE's) suggestion for our new sponsor - SillyBulls!  And then... wait for it... get ready, Tarquin, Amaretta and Followbot... RICHARD'S POETRY CORNER IS BACK. I won't say it's better than ever cause it's not. It's...... fine... (You'll get this once you listen). Thank you all for downloading. If you have any suggestions for sponsors, jokes, or pictures of fruits and vegetables that look like bums, send them to us hello@thelisties.com Aloha! Nan. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi    

Hello Ears! Long time, no Listies.  The boys and I have been FLAT OUT for the past few weeks. Rich and Matt went to Scotland to do shows and I went to Fiji to go snorkling, I mean, do another podcasting course. I learnt so much. This is a very special episode of the Lolcast cuz it was recorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival's, Comedy Club for Kids. In it, you'll get to hear Rich tell a knock knock joke, and Matt singing some Lullabies of Doom. You also get to hear lots and lots of Scottish people have a backsident. It's a good time. BTW we love Comedy Club for Kids and they have an amazing podcast of their own called, Radio Nonsense - look it up and have listen! We'll be back in your brain with a new episode very soon! Ooroo, Nan. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop    

Hello Listerooni! Unplug your ears cause this week, MATT IS IN CHARGE *airhorn* Nan is off doing another podcasting course (in BARBADOS).  Butt (hehehehe) don't be scared, cause I know all the right buttons to push to make the pugcast no cap adorbs. In the past few weeks, you've sent us loads of letters, jokes, and sponsor suggestions, so Rich (the not-me Listie) came up with the brilliant idea of reading them out to you. And that's what we're going to do. So pop on your mindpants and tie up your listeny shoes, cause we're opening THE LISTIES SPAM MAIL! Byeeeeeeeee!  Matt aka Captain Awesome, aka Marie the Crowbar aka Howdy Doesy Flushy. Rich aka Sir Richywobbles. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop    

Aloha Listeroonis, Welcome to another exciting episode of The Listies Make You Moocast. Did I just say moo? I meant LOL cast.  In this exciting edition, Rich and Matt compete on the world's hardest quiz show, Mastery McMindface, and we take a sponsor suggestion from one of you! If you have jokes, sponsor suggestions or have a question for 'No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers,' email us at hello@thelisties.com. That's all from us. Aloha, Nan P.S Does anyone have any grass? I'm feeling snacky. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

Hi Listeroonis, Nan here, sound recording person extraordinaire! I have been collecting egg boxes for the walls of the recording studio because apparently eggs help with sound or something. Any way eggs are expensive right now- I had to SHELL out heaps - it's no yolk! Speaking of eggs: Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why don't we ask it! That's right, in this pug-cast we meet the chicken that crossed the road. And it is EGGED OFF! Also in this packed ep we revisit the sometimes shouty adventures of Rich and Matt in the DIY TIME MACHINE EPISODE 2. It is literally the most fun you can have in a wash basket... Also Rich has an poem about twigs or something, not sure exactly- it was hard to hear over all the clucking chickens. LOVE NAN Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop