The Listies Make U LOLcast

Aloha Listeroonis, Nan here, sliding into your ears with another chill episode of The Listies Make You SNOWcast. Did I just say SNOWcast? I meant LOLcast! (Oops… Shhhh don't tell Matt and Rich, they still think we're headed somewhere "cool".) In this episode, Rich and Matt daydream about the theme parks they'd like to visit: Sensible Land and Epic Pete's World of Danger and Screaming. You can guess who wants to go where. Also, we take a dive into our Fan Mail/Spam Mail bag, and Rich unveils a piece of poetry cooler than a penguins bum. Oh, and guess what? We've got a brand-new sponsor suggestion from one of you clever-rooni's! Marble Studios. Could this be the start of The "NCU?" Nan's Cinematic Universe. Stay tuned to find out. If you’ve got jokes, sponsor suggestions, or even just want to say hi, email us at hello@thelisties.com. Who knows, maybe your idea will take us somewhere truly magical (or frozen solid, hehe). That’s all for now, snow angels! Stay cheeky, stay chilly, and don’t forget your thermals. Also Matt asked me to put these photos in the episode notes... Hope they make you LOL. See you next year! Aloha, Nan P.S. Does anyone know how to get icicles off a mobile dogwash? Asking for a friend. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

Surf's up Listerooni! Grab your swimmers, towel and sunscreen cause this pod is headed to the beach. Matt loves the beach but Richard? *ah, not so much* In fact he's written a 16 standza poem all about it! YIKES! This episode sees The Listies jump inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka washing basket) and take a trip back to the time of William Sharkspeare. Did i say shark? It must be the beach talking. We've also got Kids Jokes the Theme Song, kids jokes, sponsor suggestions and of course fruits and veggies that look like b*ms. Enjoy. Aloha, Nan

This Episode is proudly bounced into to your ears via the fun folks at Bounce! Hello Listerooni! It's Nan here. Close your eyes, open your ears and get them ready for a sound-sational new delivery of the universe's besterest, most gramatically correctific podcast for families: The Listies Make You Burpcast.  This episode takes place completely in the dark. Not cause I needed to nap cause I was let lagged from getting back from my latest podcasting cource in the Maldives, but because it helps me concentrate on listening... DEFINITELY NOT sleeping. Inside the mobile dog-washing caravan/podcasting studio, Rich and Matt F.A.R.T (Fairytales are Really True), play an ad for Lying Tamers (Thanks Baila), and then Rich reads another of his wonderful, and not too long, poems. Keep sending in your jokes, sponsor suggestions, No Silly Questions questions, and bum fruits/veggies. Check below to see this episode's favourite from Frances. Until next time, Nan Zzz zzzzz zzzz  SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi  

This Episode bounces to your ears via Bounce!  Hello Listeroonis, Or should I say………. BOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Happy Halloween, Rich, Matt and I (Nan) are terrifed to welcome you inside our haunted Podcastle for a spooktacular Halloween themed episode of The Universes No. 1 rated Banana themed podcast, The Listies Make You LOLcast. Behind the drawbridge you’ll find a jester’s worth of jokes (submitted by actual Listeroonies), a court full of Corrections and a trip to the world’s spookiest Smiggle, Pencillvania - MOAT!!! A big thank you to everyone who’s sent us audio clips, pictures and emails. Keep em coming! Ooroo, Nan. *evil halloweeny laugh* SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi

This episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast is presented by Bounce. Hello Listerooni, I guess you’re wondering what we’ve got under our podcap this week. You’ll have to listen to find out, but I'll give you a clue: What’s green, and brown and looks like a BUM? BUM PEAR! Or is it bum lemon? Or bum strawberry? IT’S ALL OF THEM. *spoileralert* Matt and Rich break the world record for the most number of pictures of fruit and veggies that look like bums that have ever been on a podcast.  There’s even two dumplings stuck together #adorable. After that, there’s an episode…OF OUR LIVES(™), sponsor suggestions and a certain corner FULL of poetry… and bears…Oops. Don't forget to send us your sponsor ideas, jokes, and silly questions to hello@thelisties.com. Thanks for listening… Ooroo Nan. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi

The Listies Make You LOLcast is brought to you by BOUNCE Inc. Hello Listerooni, The pugcast is back and this time we're filling your ear kebabs with big chunks of comedy yum-yums! Does that make sense? WHO KNOWS? It doesn't matter but stay tuned to listen to me, Nan, do some beautiful miming.  In this ep, everyone's flavourite funnies, Rich and Matt....p, interview a pig, read your letters and play listener (EVIE's) suggestion for our new sponsor - SillyBulls!  And then... wait for it... get ready, Tarquin, Amaretta and Followbot... RICHARD'S POETRY CORNER IS BACK. I won't say it's better than ever cause it's not. It's...... fine... (You'll get this once you listen). Thank you all for downloading. If you have any suggestions for sponsors, jokes, or pictures of fruits and vegetables that look like bums, send them to us hello@thelisties.com Aloha! Nan. SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/aldi    

Hello Ears! Long time, no Listies.  The boys and I have been FLAT OUT for the past few weeks. Rich and Matt went to Scotland to do shows and I went to Fiji to go snorkling, I mean, do another podcasting course. I learnt so much. This is a very special episode of the Lolcast cuz it was recorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival's, Comedy Club for Kids. In it, you'll get to hear Rich tell a knock knock joke, and Matt singing some Lullabies of Doom. You also get to hear lots and lots of Scottish people have a backsident. It's a good time. BTW we love Comedy Club for Kids and they have an amazing podcast of their own called, Radio Nonsense - look it up and have listen! We'll be back in your brain with a new episode very soon! Ooroo, Nan. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop    

Hello Listerooni! Unplug your ears cause this week, MATT IS IN CHARGE *airhorn* Nan is off doing another podcasting course (in BARBADOS).  Butt (hehehehe) don't be scared, cause I know all the right buttons to push to make the pugcast no cap adorbs. In the past few weeks, you've sent us loads of letters, jokes, and sponsor suggestions, so Rich (the not-me Listie) came up with the brilliant idea of reading them out to you. And that's what we're going to do. So pop on your mindpants and tie up your listeny shoes, cause we're opening THE LISTIES SPAM MAIL! Byeeeeeeeee!  Matt aka Captain Awesome, aka Marie the Crowbar aka Howdy Doesy Flushy. Rich aka Sir Richywobbles. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop    

Aloha Listeroonis, Welcome to another exciting episode of The Listies Make You Moocast. Did I just say moo? I meant LOL cast.  In this exciting edition, Rich and Matt compete on the world's hardest quiz show, Mastery McMindface, and we take a sponsor suggestion from one of you! If you have jokes, sponsor suggestions or have a question for 'No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers,' email us at hello@thelisties.com. That's all from us. Aloha, Nan P.S Does anyone have any grass? I'm feeling snacky. Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

Hi Listeroonis, Nan here, sound recording person extraordinaire! I have been collecting egg boxes for the walls of the recording studio because apparently eggs help with sound or something. Any way eggs are expensive right now- I had to SHELL out heaps - it's no yolk! Speaking of eggs: Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why don't we ask it! That's right, in this pug-cast we meet the chicken that crossed the road. And it is EGGED OFF! Also in this packed ep we revisit the sometimes shouty adventures of Rich and Matt in the DIY TIME MACHINE EPISODE 2. It is literally the most fun you can have in a wash basket... Also Rich has an poem about twigs or something, not sure exactly- it was hard to hear over all the clucking chickens. LOVE NAN Thank you for all your questions and emails! Keep em coming: Hello@thelisties.com SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop          

Hi Lolcast listeners! First things first: “Uranus is a planet!” Rich told me to put this in the show notes, ok Rich? DONE. Now, what else is in this pod? TBH- Not entirely sure as I was squeaking squeaky toys for large parts of it which made it quite hard to hear. Then we were invaded by flies. And Rich ate one. Which was a bit unfortunate for both him and the fly *SQUEAK* Oh sorry that was me Love Nan. SUPPORT THE SHOW https://buymeacoffee.com/thelisties BUY TIX & MERCH www.thelisties.com. . . . . #KidsComedy #FamilyFriendly #KidsPodcast #ChildrensEntertainment #FunForKids #LaughWithKids #SillyStories #FunnyForKids #ChildrensComedy #ComedyForKids #FamilyPodcast #KidsJokes #HumorForKids #FunStories #KidsLaugh #PodcastForKids #KidsEntertainment #Storytime #InteractiveKids #PlayfulPodcast

Hi Listeroonis, Nan here, would you like some cheese? No!? Ok well let me know if you change your mind deary.   In this episode of the pugcast Rich and Matt gtry to get back to the future from jurassic world, it’s really an excellent adventure. Plus we go visit the best red carpet filled with carpet beetles- The Buggies.   Sure you don’t want cheese? No?! Ok.   Oh and before I forget WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS for a new segment on the show: ‘There are no silly questions only silly answers’, so if you have a puzzler you’d like to hear the Listies solve email us a text or voice message to admin@thelisties.com   Also Rich tries to do one of his wonderful poems but there was a slight mice issue, however I think we managed to get the gist of it.   Thanks for listening! Love Nan   PS did I ask if you wanted some cheese? PPS This episode brought to you by TOEPUPPETS   Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai... Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH... PS The Listies Make You LOLCAST is a podcast for kids, families, children, small goats, kittens and small echidnas. It is intended to be extremely relaxing and will send you and your little ones to a restful, deep sleep.

Hello Listerooni! Are your ears hungry? Good, cause we've got a snack-sized minisode for them to munch on. We'll be back to full-size eps as soon as Rich is out of the toilet. Don't forget that if you want to see Rich and Matt in concert you can check out all The Listies tour dates here: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Love, Nan. P.S Keep sending in your jokes, letters and ideas for LOLcast sponsors so we can read them out for everyone to hear. Thanks for listening everyone! There’s a new film clip out- CRAFTWORK! Check it out and HAVE A DANCE. Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...  PS The Listies Make You LOLCAST is a podcast for kids, families, children, small goats, kittens and small echidnas. It is intended to be extremely relaxing and will send you and your little ones to a restful, deep sleep.

Hello Listerooni, We're coming at you with a mini-sode. Why?? You'll have to ask your ears after they've  listened to it. In the mini-sode we read loads of your letters, stacks of your sponsor suggestions and jugs full of your jokes. If you something you'd like to hear on the LOLcast, you can send us a letter or a voice recording to hello@thelisties.com WE LOVE HEARING YOUR JOKES! Come see us at Melbourne Comedy Festival: TICKETS HERE!! Love, Us. Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...    PS The Listies Make you LOLCAST is a podcast for kids, families, children, small goats, kittens and small echidnas. It is intended to be extremely relaxing and will send you and your little ones to a restful, deep sleep.

Hi, It’s Nan here! Who doesn't like to bounce?! NO ONE* Exactly. So I thought, 'Why not use all the spare space in the podcast studio to set up a bunch of trampolines and invite people in to have a go?' What could go wrong? I'm excited to say that your ears are in for a treat because the world's most famous potato with a bum, BUM POTATO, gets interviewed in this ep. Even more excitingly exciting is you can hear BP's new single, CHIP ON MY SHOULDER (let's get funky). This episode, Rich and Matt, are sponsored by CRONGS and HOOKED ON HOOKS. Two sponsors in one episode? The boys are really coming up in the world. Check out our website for tour dates, film clips and poo hats. Laters, gotta bounce! Ooroo, Nan. There’s a new film clip out- CRAFTWORK! Check it out and HAVE A DANCE. Thanks for listening everyone! Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...  PS The Listies Make you LOLCAST is a podcast for kids, families, children, small goats, kittens and small echidnas. It is intended to be extremely relaxing and will send you and your little ones to a restful, deep sleep. *Cats, people with weak knees and insurance companies.

Hi it’s Nan here! I’ve been so busy with the high intensity gym I set up during last week of the LOLcast I had to get someone else to operate the sound thingys. So I thought it was an excellent time to let my friends Delialiah and Eric have a go at producing it. Also I should add, they are monkeys. They seemed to have a fun time. This episode Rich and Matt are sponsored by BIKEDESKS! (still one of the most dangerous accessories ever to be approved for sale in OECD countries) and we hear about their adventures with food delivery AND craft! There’s a new film clip out- CRAFTWORK! Check it out and HAVE A DANCE. https://youtu.be/8GdIeY4zmLE Thanks for listening everyone! Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...  PS The Listies Make you LOLCAST is a podcast for kids, families, children, small goats, kittens and small echidnas. It is intended to be extremely relaxing and will send you and your little ones to a restful, deep sleep.  

Hello Hello Hello! It's Nan here, and it's my job to welcome you all to another eartastic episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast, the world's only kids comedy podcast hosted by two talking capyburras -( IMAGINE !!!!!!!) In this episode, Matt and Rich, take a trip to the movies with a whole lot of snacks, Rich unveils his latest poetry disasterpiece/masterpiece as well as, tour announcements, an interview with a lion and a very special listerner message from Charlie. Sound exciting? It sure does. I can't wait to listen to it myself. This episode is made possible by our sponsor: Poolworths - The Splash Food People. Remember, if you have an idea for a sponser email me at admin@thelisties.com Ooroo, Nan. P.S If anyone would like to join a gym HMU - I can get you a discount. The Listies Make U Lolcast is a comedy podcast for kids and their adults! Hosts The Listies, aka Rich and Matt, present sketches, jokes, stories, songs and the world worst poetry. It's beamed around the world from Melbourne, Australia. Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...   

Goodnews Listerooni! Happy New Year and happy new ears! It's Nan here, and I hope that you all enjoy listening to our special "Who Dealt It" True Crime series. I know that Rich and Matt had a fun time out in Dunedoo investigating. I, myself, am yet to finish all the episodes (#busynanlife), but I am 1000% sure that it was NOT the Nan. Everybody knows, nans are trustworthy, reliable, never lie and are all good at backflips - FACT! In this episode of the LOLcast, Matt takes a trip back to school, there is a full-on Danana Drama, and Rich tells some jokes that he's written. In more distressing news, Richard's Poetry Corner is back, so do with that what you will. We got some brilliant suggestions for podcast sponsors—I'm looking at you, Taco Smell—but our good friends at Apples will be keeping the pancakes flipping for a few more weeks. Nannyway, we hope you enjoy listening. Merry Christmas! Nan. Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...    PS The Listies Make U Lolcast is a comedy podcast for kids and their adults! Hosts Rich and Matt present sketches, jokes, songs and the world worst poetry.

Congratulations Listerooni, you've made it to the end. The rear end. ****** REMEMBER, NO SPOILERS******** In the final episode of a regular true crime podcast, the ace detective assembles the suspects, lays out the evidence and uses their superior crime solving skills to reveal the culprit. However, there aren't any ace detectives around so in THIS podcast, Rich and Matt trap the Waft family in their car, fuss about a bit and eventually the true criminal reveals their/them/its self.   SO, who really dealt it? Find out now.... This is the final episode of 'Who Dealt It' and we hope that you've enjoyed the mystery as much as we enjoyed writing and performing it. If you have, then we'd love for you to share it with your friends, if you haven't, then share it with your enemies and turn the fart noises up way loud. Remember to keep the mystery a secret so others people can enjoy trying to solve the case of the loaded butt in the car wash. Love, Rich, Matt and Nan. Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...   

Who Dealt It - Listener theories. In this incredibly special episode of 'The Listies Make You LOLcast: Who Dealt It' we threw open the doors of our detective headquarters, which is definitely not in our car, and let you have a say. Like a worldwide game of Cluedo we asked you to help us name who it was in the car with the loaded bum.  And you answered, heaps! Thanks to all of you who sent in your theories!  It was SO much fun hearing all your voices from ALL OVER THE PLACE.  But which listener is correct? You will find out before Xmas in a extra special 2 part finale* EPISODE SPONSOR? It’s US and OUR LIVE SHOWS! Melb 23 DEC, Sydney 3-13 JAN and Wyong 15 JAN Tickets @ www.thelisties.com ‘Who Dealt It’ is the world’s FIRST ‘true crime’ podcast for kids and their families! Join Rich and Matt as they sniff out the clues and get to the bottom who did it. THANKS FOR LISTENING- please support our show by telling your friends and leaving a 5 star review for us on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to all of you who have already done this! *But don’t worry we won’t pull a Star Trek and stretch the conclusion out from the series finale to episode 1 of the next series like they did in Voyager season 3-4 when Seven of Nine got introduced and we had to say goodbye to Kes *Sniff*. Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/theli... Mailing list: https://www.thelisties.com/mailinglistie  Tour dates: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour  Merch: https://www.thelisties.com/aldi  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JLai...  Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3bTmwqH...