The ManBuyCow Podcast

Massive failures, Rufus & Howard, are working as entertainers on a cruise ship - a cruise ship which definitely isn't experiencing an outbreak of sausage virus. Don't worry, everyone. It's all going to be fine... Find all our other work, including our other two free podcasts, at manbuycow.com

Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity. Fortunately, there is a resistance - led by Uncle Dennis Quaid. But who can be trusted? And who will give in to temptation and join the InformAnts?

Uncle Dennis Quaid arrives from the future with a warning: it's rubbish there. So Rufus & Howard devise a plan to make the future world a nicer place.

After the local church burns down in mysterious circumstances, Rufus & Howard host the church fete in their back garden. There's hot carrots to eat, goldfish to whack, and a hungry bear to tame. What could possibly go wrong?

Howard has a date. And since he's never been on one before, Rufus helps him practise. Find out what Howard would do on his perfect day, what Rufus would ask a crystal ball, and who God would invite to dinner.