The ManBuyCow Podcast

Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity. Fortunately, there is a resistance - led by Uncle Dennis Quaid. But who can be trusted? And who will give in to temptation and join the InformAnts?

Uncle Dennis Quaid arrives from the future with a warning: it's rubbish there. So Rufus & Howard devise a plan to make the future world a nicer place.

After the local church burns down in mysterious circumstances, Rufus & Howard host the church fete in their back garden. There's hot carrots to eat, goldfish to whack, and a hungry bear to tame. What could possibly go wrong?

Howard has a date. And since he's never been on one before, Rufus helps him practise. Find out what Howard would do on his perfect day, what Rufus would ask a crystal ball, and who God would invite to dinner.

Rufus & Howard have been burgled! Now, all they have left are some magic beans. Should they try to sell them? Or would it be better to swap them for something edible?

Rufus & Howard haven't been able to find anything since Great Aunty Beatrix died. So they take a day-trip to Hell to talk to her.

Rufus accidentally invents a time phone, then gets a call from the future to warn him of... what? To find out, Rufus & Howard will have to dial every number that has ever existed.

Treason! The British Royal Family. They had it all - the jewels, the titles, the palaces. But now all they have is one chance to live. Because on the most popular show in TV history - only one can survive.