The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

Welcome back to our show! We're missing the very cute and SO strong Lamorne this week. But Hannah and Zooey are here to break down an episode that swings widely between broad tub humor and a tender tale of failed love. They draw sides on the tub or shower debate, discuss how Hannah felt about Cece's arranged marriage storyline, and marvel at what kind of person purchases citrus flavored condoms. Plus, how pretty is Olivia Munn?! Follow us on Instagram @welcometoourshowpod.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A newly single Coach drops into the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. When he takes Nick, Winston and Schmidt out to a strip club, Jess and Cece get their own back by having a girls' night out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Loft Mates! This is the one where Jess throws a Halloween Party and Schmidt's not invited. Plus, the rest of the loft learns Schmidt's mom's been cosplaying Michael Keaton via email to help bring a positive male role model in his life. Jess, Nick, and Winston reactivate the potato-based email to mentor a douche-jar-worthy Schmidt once again. Also, Taye Diggs is here and he's super flexible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use by secretly tackling Nick's box of unwanted responsibilities, and his unpaid bills.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schmidt aims to ruin Jess and Nick's relationship; Winston decides to give his cat one last wild night before he is neutered.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Loftmates, this is the episode where everyone learns what a cheating liar Schmidt is, and Winston does everything in his power to reserve a table at a luxury restaurant. This episode ended up being rather memorable for our hosts. Lamorne lost a friend and got some help from his co-star. Improvising, Hannah delivered one of the most heartbreaking moments in the series' history. Hannah tries to figure out what Lamorne's doing on the new Spider-Man movie, and Lamorne tries to guess Hannah's favorite movie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, Loftmates! MEET FERGUSON. The cat of all our lives makes his New Girl debut, which means more Lamorne's allergic to cat stories! We're talking Brenda Song, juggling multiple partners, and the craft behind ensuring audiences wouldn't hate Schmidt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to season three, Loftmates! This is the one where Nick and Jess try to save their romance in Mexico. Hannah and Lamorne talk about puzzles, both the physical games and the mind games. They try on British accents, and Lamorne reveals the truth behind the stubbed toe scene. PLUS, Hannah makes a massive announcement regarding one segment's future. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loft Mates! This is the one where Elaine gets a proposal, Schmidt is forced to choose between the two loves of his life, Nick and Jess almost end things, and Winston pranks too hard. And guess what? We've got the new girl herself, Zooey Deschanel, here to help us break it down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loft Mates, this is the episode where everyone forgets sweet Winston's birthday. This week, we're talking about face tattoos. Lamorne tells us about the time he accidentally offended the iconic Rob Reiner (he played Jess's dad). Plus, Hannah explains how she became the queen of surprise parties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Babe! This is the episode where all the loftmates share how their flowers were stolen. You know, the V-card. Virginity. They share how they lost their virginity. Hannah and Lamorne discuss having these conversations with your besties, the classic sitcom line Max Green slipped into the episode, and how L.L. Cool J inspired Lamorne. Plus, Hannah talks about growing up in Cyprus and the traditions around cherry popping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, babe! We're popping out of cakes for our girl Cece's bachelorette party! Lamorne pitches clown strippers for Liz Merriwether, the women of The Bachelor and their dead daddy issues, plus Doctor Sadie's inappropriate party antics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Hannah and Lamorne mess around with their favorite homeless guy, Outside Dave a.k.a. Inside Dave a.k.a. the delightfully hilarious actor that portrays him Steve Agee! Find out how Steve landed himself in the hearts of New Girl cast, crew and fans starting from a one-off 15-minute shoot. Plus a breakdown of First Date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going back to Chicago for the first time, but this was filmed in LA on a street that looks like Chicago. Listen, this is the one where Jess dresses like Elvis, we learn Nick is the responsible member of his family, and Winston buries his pop-pop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! This is the one where Cece's a lionfish, Schmidt smashes an aquarium, and Jess confesses her feelings to Nick. Hannah tries to be an adult when it comes to the number 69 and remembers her almost lionfish. (It was an angel fish. Also, a shark...?) Lamorne loses to Zachery Quinto and remembers his early years in LA and being...squished. Plus, why do people violently kiss on television? Get in here and break it down with us, Loftmates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! This is the episode where Schmidt throws an epic party to celebrate his and Nick's tenth anniversary. Shivrang proposes and Nick's in charge of the portopoties. Hannah and Lamorne plan their lace anniversary. We debate the merits of washing jeans. Lamorne critiques his performance and Hannah promises not to hijack LeBron.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! This is the episode where the roommates fight over the one parking spot they share. What a nightmare. They're not the only one's living a scary dream. Hannah's car once had a roommate. All the boys on New Girl had to wear modesty patches, which is news to Hannah. And what Jake learned about using a phone on set. Plus, a condom testimonial from Lamorne.  If you want to ask us a question, email us at themessaroundpod@gmail.com.  You can find our merch at www.themessaroundpod.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! Cece and co head to an Indian speed dating event, and it somehow leads to Jess and Dr. Sam breaking up. We've got the guy who scripted this chaos, David Iserson, in the studio to walk us through the pranks, the building competitions, and punching an ex's crush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! Welcome to the defining episode of the couple that will become Nick and Jess. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, Loftmates! We've reached another pivotal moment in New Girl history. Introducing Julius Pepperwood to the canon fundamentally changed who Nick Miller could become. Jake Johnson tells us how his Chicago roots sunk into Nick and what makes Jess and Nick so unique. Plus, we'll answer some of your questions!  If you want to ask us a question, email us at themessaroundpod@gmail.com.  You can find our merch at www.themessaroundpod.com       See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.