The Michelle Collins Show with Michelle Collins

Love this episode? Michelle does DAILY episodes that you can sample over at her Patreon! Patreon.com/michcoll. Free trial available and you can listen to all episodes on the podcast platform of your choice. If you're missing out on daily laughs, this is your answer, and yes this is Michelle writing this love you all xoxoxoWhat a true delight welcoming one of the hardest working girls in showbiz to our lil podcast, the one and only Taylor Strecker of Taste of Taylor fame! And Michelle will tell you herself that having two people with mile-a-minute brains whips her up in a literal frenzy, which you will see play out here. Taylor and Michelle finally publicly unpack one evening at the Polo Bar where a certain class act housewife caused minor waves and possibly got Michelle banned forever. The subject of DIAMONDS arises, and Taylor shares a true gasp-out-loud tale of one couples' prickly divorce and the reveals that soon followed. (You will SCREAM.) The ladies also delve a bit into their pasts as the "Ladies of Morning Radio" at SiriusXM, and what happens when a guest isn't there for the right reasons. Plus, the ladies unpack People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive and wonder if it's too late to apply for Forbes' 30 Under 30... and, of course, poncho chat (show staple). The best time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year!How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and discuss some of the usual garbazh. As there is VIDEO of this ep (check the Patreon for the post!) the girls marvel over their mutual symmetry and possible "secretly rich" aura. One has wine, one has coffee, so ya know it's a scene. From Abby's visit to "Devil's Post Pile" (?) to Michelle's broken laptop, it's been an exciting 24 hours. Also covered: Designer eye patches, showering habits, alert babies, stir-fry, salad bars, contact lenses, Tony Danza vs John Stamos, and a house demolishing where we can all agree... YOU CALL IT, WE HAUL IT. We love you guys!! Thank you for a great year!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're allergic to, and ask ourselves what we'd do in a NO QUESTIONS ASKED situation. Thank you for believing in us and our wifi!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcollMidnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we miss them so. Then, a lilll more Barbie talk, as Michelle realized maybe the reason she didn't connect with the movie was skeletally based. On to advice! One listener writes in with a typical dating app conundrum (you can write us too michcollshow@gmail.com), a cousin who sends romantic texts, a husband's friend who has welllllllll-crosssssseddd the line (Mich gets fired up at Dan about this but she loves him haha), and other questions that will have you FIRED UP in the COMMENTS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest dating "craze" as in it's a sign you need professional help: "Delusionships." Plus, the usual advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming "meet-cute" lol, and answer some listener questions! One lonely listener with a heart of gold looking to date again, and another who can't stop dating locals who were once married.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollHere it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollThis week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently! NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollA truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial!A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly blind" mom. A little sprinkling of Below Deck chat leads into an upsetting discovery of Lil' Curlies (my rapper name), some matzah ball chat, and as usual we weigh in on The Ethicist and Social Qs and read the NY Times columnists to filth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York's Schubert Theater? Perhaps a disgruntled Josh Groban fan? Maybe... maybe... we decipher what it is to be in a "situationship" and if it's even possible to not be in one in this day and age. Plus... corpse photos? We say delete! All this and more as usual. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy!It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will Dan ever see his Rom-Com Meet Cute again?!?! How should one handle themselves around celebrities? Specifically Will Smith? Yes, Michelle has a first person example story! Buckle up and whatever you do... don't hit a guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when food allergies become burdensome, and a possible backfire on Michelle's part to which she says "here's to the assh*les! Bless them all." Cheers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn, being a charter guest on Below Deck, Married At First Sight: Australia (the best!!!!), yet more Scanderpump consideration, the ethics of loving the Daily Mail, and Christian Boy Bands. Plus... NEW LOGO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even any guys named K*ke! Plus, dogs reincarnated into private eyes, ATM receipt-iquette, husbands waking up wives, Deadbeat Dads, Diptyque Dreams, crashing people's homes, and STINKY YOGA GUYS. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan and Michelle unpack their future as very very wealthy people (manifesting), whether or not that "looks good on them," table-side etiquette, and a brunch so magical you'll have to hear it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial. You can also see Michelle on part 2 of her Big Natural Tour, coming to NYC, Nashville, Cincinnatti, Boston, St. Louis, DC and more. MichelleCollinsLive.com.Get your best Hennes & Mozart shirt on, because this show is about to be classed up with today's guest, star of My Dad Wrote a Porno, handsome AND English, the wonderful James Cooper @Coopdloop! And what DON'T these two cover? If it's Salzburg tips you're after, Michelle has got them, as she prepares James for his upcoming trip with some insider tips, like skipping the room Mozart was born in and NOT competitive schnitzel eating locations as he assumed. Major unrest in the UK is briefly touched upon (are the Lush's OK?), while the validity of dancing horses at the Olympics is hoofly debated, Michelle's long face notwithstanding. And is there anything China CAN'T synchronize? Plus... they relive the famous Milan AirBNB story, Michelle is tortured by some bite-ridden children on a train (first class!), and Starlight Express left zero to be desired. So sit back, relax, and spend what feels like 36 Hours with your two faves. ps No bear meat was harmed in the making of this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day.You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry one second *checks phone* apologies, Dan's nudes finally came through. #OnlyDans It's actually a twisted story and will serve as a warning some many of you who listen. Meanwhile, Steve Jobs read his daughter to literal filth on his deathbed, and one slender Reddit mom doesn't want her body positive daughter to lay a hand on her wedding gown.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.