The Ministry Of Glib

Important update from the Ministry, please take note! As of midnight tonight, Port, Shops, Dating and Arguments have all been declared officially glib. Please amend your records accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

We declare today, Gliberation Day! Yes, the Ministry is jubilant to report that this week: songs, confusion, daughters and offices are appallingly glib and you must amend your records immediately to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

In these troubled times, worry not, the Ministry is here for you. This week you will be pleased to hear that Babies, Men, Theatre and Football have all been deemed completely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Greetings and salutations from the Ministry. Please amend your records to note that, this week, auditions, movies and restaurants have been declared extremely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

An important dispatch from the Ministry. Please note that this week charities, vicars, cookery and hotels have been declared particularly glib, please amend your records to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.