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This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!
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This morning on The Morning After, a man proved why you shouldn’t just Google your symptoms, a jazz band in the UK is getting booked to put cows ‘in the mood,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a delicious Baja Blast can do more than quench your thirst, our MVP tried to turn lottery tickets into the store he stole them from, there’s a new Guinness World Record for most fist bumps in thirty seconds, and a family cat went on a 100-mile joyride.00:13 - Don’t just Google your symptoms06:54 - Jazz band booked to play for cows11:16 - Florida/Not Florida20:56 - Baja Blast saves the day25:15 - MVP31:59 - There’s a new fist bump world record37:28 - Cat goes on 100-mile joyrideSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida attacked his dad on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a bar livestreams its patrons for you to watch from home, a man with bad breath made an appearance on Missed Connections, we had an update on the teacher that brought cocaine to school, our MVPs left their teenage son on the side of the road with a bag of guns and told him to fend for himself, a woman broke into a home and cut a man’s sack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.00:13 - Why you mad, bro?09:55 - Bar livestreams its patrons14:56 - Missed Connections24:35 - MA Update30:46 - MVP39:02 - Woman breaks into home, cuts man’s sack43:56 - Things We MissedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, there was a feces fiasco in northern Michigan, we had an update on the last of the ten escaped New Orleans inmates, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman tried to cure her back pain by eating eight live frogs, our MVP stuck a Thermos in his butt, a man robbed a grocery store to visit his grandson in prison, and a woman was arrested for stealing a car, stealing guns, and picking peppers.00:13 - Northern Michigan feces fiasco08:28 - MA Update13:34 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 120:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 225:05 - Woman eats frogs to cure back pain30:23 - MVP38:00 - Man robs grocery store to go to prison43:13 - Woman steals car, guns, picks peppersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a man was hospitalized after eating six pounds of gummy bears, we had an update on the Molly Malone statue, there was a fight over a shopping cart on Florida/Not Florida, grandmas are turning to OnlyFans to make extra money, our MVP really wanted another woman’s NASCAR shirt, a man gave up his job to be a stay-at-home son, and a man drove himself to the hospital after being bitten twice by a shark.00:13 - Man eats six pounds of gummy bears07:16 - MA Update12:33 - Florida/Not Florida21:05 - Grandmas turns to OnlyFans27:40 - MVP35:48 - Man quits job to be Stay-At-Home Son41:30 - Man bit by shark twice drives to hospitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, ‘Silver Snorters’ are landing in the hospital in the UK, the world’s largest mosquito factory is now open in Brazil, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Big Daddy Collin likes us now, our MVP should have changed his underwear, a lottery winner found himself in the hospital after a three-month bender, and a new supergroup of monster hunters has come together to find Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster.00:13 - Silver snorters08:36 - World’s largest mosquito factory13:16 - Florida/Not Florida23:01 - Big Daddy Collin26:49 - MVP33:57 - Lotto winner goes on bender38:05 - Supergroup of monster huntersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, ‘pube wigs’ are all the rage in Russia, a man threw a pineapple at police on Florida/Not Florida, there was a salsa heist in Canada, our MVP put tampons in her ex-boyfriend’s yard, the sugar a company is extracting from used toilet paper will NOT be the same sugar they use in food, and a man in Gaylord was upset when he didn’t win the big Keno jackpot (until he found out the winner was him).00:13 - Pube wigs04:06 - Florida/Not Florida12:21 - Salsa heist in Canada17:36 - MVP26:50 - Sugar extracted from toilet paper31:24 - Keno winner was upset he didn’t winSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a swan named Mr. Terminator has been evicted from a town in England for trying to drown other birds, a stoner called the cops on himself, a man needed an E-bike charger on Missed Connections, a hotel is introduced a smelly alarm clock, our MVP stole a motorized cart to go to a doctor’s appointment, the noise a woman thought her car was making was from a fireplace soundtrack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.00:13 - Mr. Terminator evicted07:18 - Stoner calls cops on himself12:19 - Missed Connections20:34 - Smelly alarm clock25:48 - MVP32:00 - Car noise is just fireplace soundtrack37:53 - Things We MissedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, parents are enraged after a man fed their children grapes through a fence, a couple is getting divorced after they discovered their pets don’t get along, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man lost his job after claiming he put his penis in a coworker’s sandwich (he got it back), our MVP was upset that she had to pay an extra dollar for more sauce, the Taco Bell Ultramarathon is this weekend, and a man will serve time after stabbing a bouncer at his baby’s gender reveal party.00:13 - Man feeding kids grapes through fence08:17 - Couple gets divorced over pets13:50 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 120:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 227:37 - Man fired for claiming he put penis in sandwich33:37 - MVP40:04 - Taco Bell Ultramarathon46:42 - Stabbing at gender revealSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, we paid tribute to Grady Judd and his classic one-liners, a TikTok doc told his followers the strangest thing he found in a patient’s butt, a man told police he was speeding to a bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, the winner of Fat Bear Week has been crowned, our MVP reenrolled in high school to play football, a new work trend has people taking off their shoes, and a man got out of paying tolls by placing socks over his license plate.00:13 - Appreciation for Grady Judd07:23 - Strangest thing a TikTok doc found14:21 - Florida/Not Florida21:56 - Fat Bear Week winner27:52 - MVP36:01 - New trend sees people taking off shoes41:33 - Man uses socks to get out of tollsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a man killed and ate his own peacocks after his neighbor wouldn’t stop feeding them, people in China are selling their fingernails online, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two women from the USA are champion cheesemongers, our MVP thought he could outrun a police officer on a horse, a woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding a newborn, and someone in the UK thought it was a good idea to write an article about the benefits of marrying your first cousin.00:13 - Man eats and kills peacocks to spite neighbor07:14 - People selling fingernails online12:53 - Florida/Not Florida22:20 - Champion cheesemongers27:10 - MVP35:50 - Woman wins tournament holding baby41:59 - UK article says it’s good to marry cousinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, another ‘Penis Man’ copycat has been arrested in Arizona, a throuple became a couple on Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims a yawn led to her breaking her neck, our MVP changed his friend’s Netflix username and then pistol-whipped him, there’s a shortage of male porn stars, and sperm racing is now a multi-million dollar business.00:13 - Another ‘Penis Man’ copycat05:54 - Florida/Not Florida14:54 - Yawn breaks woman’s neck19:23 - MVP28:55 - Shortage of male porn stars35:00 - Sperm racing is big businessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, scientists discovered three sharks engaged in a menage a trois, two men were arrested after they stole 91 manhole covers, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that sued Hersheys over their peanut butter pumpkins, Attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a woman received a box of poop, instead of the iPhone she ordered.00:13 - Sharks engaged in threesome08:17 - Men steal manhole covers13:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 120:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 226:31 - MA Update32:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 141:26 - Jason Gower - Seg. 247:44 - Jason Gower - Seg. 359:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 466:38 - Woman gets box of poop instead of iPhoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, Aspen’s Glory Hole Park is getting some much needed upgrades, two people were attacked by a vicious squirrel in California, a man stole a couple of Twisted Teas and hid in a bush on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the methed up flight attendant that took his clothes of mid-trip, our MVPs ran from police and tried their best to blend in, Fat Bear Week is officially underway, and a man got in an unfortunate accident with a traffic light.00:13 - Glory Hole Park gets upgrades08:56 - Vicious squirrel attacks two people in CA14:10 - Florida/Not Florida23:36 - MA Update28:41 - MVP37:07 - Fat Bear Week kicks off43:42 - Man has accident with traffic lightSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, an escort assaulted a man with silly string, the weather is wreaking havoc on the World Conkers Championships again this year, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man is stealing fire hose nozzles in Japan, our MVPs committed five armed robberies before posting about it on social media, ‘heavy’ pop is a new social media trend, and a DoorDasher called police after delivering some suspicious items to a motel room.00:13 - Escort assaults man with silly string08:05 - World Conkers Championship12:39 - Florida/Not Florida21:21 - Man stealing fire hose nozzles28:04 - MVP34:48 - TikTok Trend40:54 - DoorDasher calls police after deliverySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, marrying your first cousin will soon be illegal in Connecticut, a teaching assistant had a can of poop spray on Florida/Not Florida, an small town in Iowa has outlawed toilet papering, our bus drivin’ MVP made students close the windows and cranked the heat up, we had an update on the bar that was set on fire when they didn’t have any mayonnaise, and people in China are getting ‘tattoos’ on their teeth.00:13 - Marrying your first cousin illegal in CT05:45 - Florida/Not Florida15:26 - Iowa town outlaws toilet papering20:52 - MVP30:04 - MA Update35:29 - Tooth ‘tattoos’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a dog mistakenly unveiled its owner’s drug stash to police, a plane couldn’t land after an air traffic controller fell asleep, we were real sock heavy on Missed Connections, monkeys get drunk on fermented fruits, our MVP wore scuba gear to rob a restaurant in Florida, Fat Bear Week kicks off on Tuesday, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.00:13 - Dog leads police to drugs05:54 - Air traffic controller takes a nap11:27 - Missed Connections22:20 - Monkeys get drunk on fermented fruit27:10 - MVP37:21 - Fat Bear Week starts Tuesday41:52 - Things We MissedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, the owners of a major strip club chain got out of paying taxes by offering the auditor lap dances and trips, the International Grave Digging Championships happened recently in Hungary, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, three defiant nuns went back to their convent after being moved into a nursing home, our MVP decided to take his prostitute to a Detroit woman’s front yard, an administrator sold the school’s lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace, and snow has been nominated for the Toy Hall of Fame.00:13 - Strip club owners get out of paying taxes08:13 - Grave Digging Championship13:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 120:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 226:25 - Defiant nuns33:53 - MVP40:44 - Administrator sells lawnmowers47:05 - Snow nominated for Toy Hall of FameSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend involves people peeing in and on things that aren’t a toilet or urinal, we had an update on the teens that peed in broth at a hot pot restaurant, a woman stabbed a man with a fork and bit him on Florida/Not Florida, a town recently elected a new cat mayor, our MVP claimed her husband was driving her home when she was the only one in the car, a new audio illusion made us question whether a chef was saying ‘medium rare’ or ‘medium well,’ and a well-known chef in San Francisco was arrested for robbing three banks.00:13 - TikTok Trend10:40 - MA Update15:48 - Florida/Not Florida24:30 - Town elects a new cat mayor30:02 - MVP37:47 - Medium rare or medium well45:43 - Well-known chef robs three banksSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, we had controversy at the World Stone Skipping Championship, an influencer made pasta on her tray table during a flight, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a brawl broke out at a restaurant handing out free chicken and rice, our MVPs trashed a school library, a woman sold her soul for Labubu dolls and concert tickets, and a drunk woman just wanted her Baconator, but she was at a Popeyes.00:13 - Stone Skipping World Championship controversy08:49 - Influencer makes pasta on flight14:32 - Florida/Not Florida24:58 - Brawl breaks out over chicken30:01 - MVP38:55 - Woman sells soul for Labubus and tickets46:01 - Drunk woman just wants BaconatorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This morning on The Morning After, ‘toe touching’ is a problem in UK pools, a man on tour with Benson Boone peed on merchandise inside a store on Florida/Not Florida, a family mistakenly put fireworks on a birthday cake instead of candles, our MVP tunneled into the apartment above his, police in Billings, Montana made a bunch of people sick when they burned two pounds of meth at an animal shelter, and a few hundred Ryans got together to break a world record in NYC (they didn’t).00:13 - 'Toe Touching' is a problem at pools05:20 - Florida/Not Florida15:58 - Family puts fireworks on cake20:43 - MVP28:44 - People sick after meth burned at shelter34:52 - Ryans don’t break world record (again)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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