The Morning Blitz

<b>The Morning Blitz </b>is on <b>99.7 The Blitz </b>LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Stupid People On The Internet and Poop Analysis - The Morning Blitz 10-21-25

We read some really stupid posts by people on the internetYou can now by a toilet seat gadget that will analyze your health from your poopWhat was the terrible way you broke a bone?The most disgusting thing your significant other ever did in front of youA new precedent has been set for smoking marijuana in your own home

10-21
01:27:40

Air BNB Host Exposes Cheating Husband and A.I. Love - The Morning Blitz 10-20-25

The owner of an Air BNB sent a video to the wife of a cheating customerMore and more people are getting in loving relationships with I.A. partnersThe dichotomy of Michigan involves hookers, clients, and a little ScotishmanJust because you see a toad doesn't mean you should lick itIron Maiden's 'The Trooper' done funk style

10-20
01:19:16

Getting High With The Police and The Mythical Coin Of Destiny - The Morning Blitz 10-17-25

Learn your destiny today from the Mythical Coin of DestinyPotsmokers got the chance to get high with police officersBuckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU footballGoose was insulted when we took staff pictures yesterdayOdd annual contests in small towns

10-17
01:35:49

The Accidental Drive Thru Fart and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-16-25

Goose's fiance, Nora, blew out the Starbucks drive thru guy with an accidental fartAccording to a new study, pretty much all Americans are obeseA blind top 5 of Bruce Willis movies not named Die HardOne of the top things people argue about are smells in the homeWhat did you trade for something instead of using cash?

10-16
01:32:29

House Sitting Sex and Most Hated Rock Songs - The Morning Blitz 10-15-25

How would you feel about finding a used condom after having a house sitter?You loaned a friend money, but now she is your girlfriendWhen your significant other was the most uninterested in what you saidMaking cocktails according to scienceKim Kardashian wants to give women everywhere a fake bush

10-15
01:31:03

Inconvenience By Theft and Guess The Secret Sound - The Morning Blitz 10-14-25

What is that thing or event that you had to pretend you liked?Killing In The Name by Rage done in the syle of soul and funkDumb debate: Is chocolate a thing or is it a flavor?A statue of a famous fish monger in Ireland needed a boob jobDon't blow it for everyone

10-14
01:38:38

Strange House Rules Your Parents Had and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-13-25

Goose's fiance, Nora, gave a homeless guy food in Colorado and then criedWhat strange rules did your parents have in the house?Someone stole an Ohio rapper's entire fencePaying for your wedding by having it sponsored by companiesMarinating your steak will prevent cancer

10-13
01:35:14

Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Porch Pirates - The Morning Blitz 10-10-25

Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State footballThe number of stolen packages by porch pirates is staggeringSlipknot like you have never heard them beforeMost people believe that opposites truly attractIs it okay to neighborhood hop for trick or treat?How to break your smart phone addiction

10-10
01:40:26

Don't Put Halloween Decorations Here and the OSU Pisser - The Morning Blitz 10-9-25

What type of business would not be a good place to put up Halloween decorations?The OSU Pisser has been discovered and everyone can stop worryingThere is a new world record holder for the longest fartPutting a full size thermos in your prison walletA dumb deabte over the first day of the week

10-09
01:28:01

Leaving Your Girl Behind and Adam Sandler - The Morning Blitz 10-8-25

You boarded the plane at the last second and left your girl behindThe reason airplanes dim their cabin lights may shock youTechnology can be exhaustingFireballs rain down in ChinaDon't let your unique underwear show if you are going to rob a place

10-08
01:28:39

Take That Baby Outside and Mathieu Olivier - The Morning Blitz 10-7-25

Columbus Blue Jacket, Mathieu Olivier, joins us in studioA man complains to a woman at a restaurant about her baby making noiseRush is having a reunion tour and they will play a date in OhioWhat is something that other people are really into and you just don't get it?I did it all for the nookie in a funky, soul kind of way

10-07
01:37:07

Other People's Drama and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-6-25

Goose witnessed other people's drama at the Bengals-Lions gameTaylor Swift has a new song that is all about Travis Kelce's giant junkLiving in a home where you are severely outnumbered by the opposite sexPeople ran a 50K race while having to stop and eat Taco Bell 10 timesGoose's gummy thoughts from last night

10-06
01:15:02

Don't Blow It For Everyone and Petabits - The Morning Blitz 10-3-25

Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State footballCompanies are starting to charge people for applying for a jobRob Zombie's 'Dragula' like you have never heard it beforeYou can be dumb and make great money doing these jobsJapan has created the fastest internet connection ever

10-03
01:30:50

Grandparents Rule and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-2-25

Did your grandparents help cover for you and keep you out of trouble?Goose tried to ask Jack Nicklaus for help with his golf gameDo not have electronic items plugged in with you in the bathtubKelly vs Goose in a middle school science quizA.I. is taking over everything

10-02
01:26:00

No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25

Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studioThere are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes offCrazy or strange things you caught on cameraA wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizzaPeople are turning to AI for mental health therapy

10-01
01:31:03

Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25

Who got a big, amazing gift, but was not happy with it over something small?We have found a huge demand for men to work these jobsWhat crazy thing did you get stuck in your eye?A guy with drugs believed a police horse could smell drugsOld time names that our grandparents had

09-30
01:32:19

Dumb Ways You Got Hurt and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 9-29-25

We discuss the dumb ways we all have injured ourselvesTarget and Walmart are trying to hide their prices which can change any minuteHome remedies from China and your grandmotherA high school teacher fed a sick kitten to a snake in front of studentsGummy thoughts and the timing challenge

09-29
01:23:05

Don't Knock It Til You Try It and Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan - Blitz Morning 9-26-25

Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State footballSharks are in the news for being kinkyPeople say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these thingsLive Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enoughHuey Lewis makes the news so much better

09-26
01:33:58

Life Saving Movie Quotes and One Hit Wonders - Blitz Morning 9-25-25

We dive into Kelly's suburban dictionaryIf you had to quote a movie to save your life, what movie would you select?Tradwives seem to be making a comebackRecipes for every kind of roadkillBreaking News: Don't smoke weed while you are pregnant

09-25
01:32:27

World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25

Goose attempts to set a world record for pushing an orange with his noseDating advice from 2,000 years agoThe couple that were outed at the Coldplay concert say they are just friendsWomen love to talk about other womenMore co0nfessions from FessHole

09-24
01:40:00

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