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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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TMS 2755: Mariguano

TMS 2755: Mariguano

2024-12-1901:52:18

Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kidding. Fully-Forged Adults. Krypto the Super Doge. Look at me! I'm the baking Lord! Hail Hydrox! Ron Dickles. Satanic Disney Panic. The only band I know from the land down under is INXS. No EL, NO EL, and NO LT. YAR! Grandparents punching Millennials and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior meal. Interpreting the Ali Baba language. Going Full George's Parents. Important Butthole Speech. Fart joke Billie. Victim of the old bait and switch. Amberdick is the color of your energy. TikTok Til It Stops... With Tom. Intelligent cussing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You get NO root canal, NO implant, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Scott Can't Handle The Tooth. Car Dealership With Drive-Thru Window. No-one Expects the Colorado Tornado. Breaking 2: Fire Boogaloo. Can you smell what my brake-pads are cooking. East Bound and SLOW DOWN. Bri Humbug! Takin' the poutine. Pay Up and Get the Cooler Thing. I give your temper tantrum 8 out of 10 big sweaters. Yahtzee or nazi. Little of the 'ol hug n tug. Too Pretty for Stitches. Being Transparent with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs

TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs

2024-12-1601:12:48

There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time Is Effed. Kim is More Than a Good Neighbor! Aunt Beru's Genuine Maple Syrup. Dallas Armpit and Butthole Airport. Who Got The Dogs Back. Thicker Just Feels Better In The Hands! 1:1 Is Square. Can a monkey have a tattoo? Cause I like really wanted to know. Are you having a wonderful holiday time spirit time? with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2751: AT&T Walker

TMS 2751: AT&T Walker

2024-12-1201:46:46

Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Planes Trains and Autoerotica. A Proper Hoo Ha. Bacon Fat Etiquette. The Denim Years. They're both Naked because Betty White. Horny onesie. Chlorinated and Urinated. I'll leave the Lucas to you. I'm looking at the guy catching the frisbee. Americas Next Dahli Lama with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You can't re-kill Betty White. Quadrapussy. Casino Royale with Cheese. The Kids With Their Skibiti Bullshit. Captain Mortality. Healthy mix of the rich and ignorant. Brussel Sprouts from Monkeys. Entirely Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion. Alien Corn CHOOOTS! Get a little tail in the back. Disney Movie about the Frog. The name's Bond, Missing Bond. Pigeon Pit. Violently agreeing with Tom. Defining bread with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry

TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry

2024-12-1001:27:59

Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a Moe joke. Old Man Ibbottâs Hard Candy. Brian's Nice Rack... of comics. Non fungible banana. Stephanie likes it! Glad it's the small can. Greedflation. Livin' Large Off Pasta Money. That New game Smell with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This punch is chewy. Fancy Vinyl. Revenge is a dish best served over several sequels. Alottsatimes with Dunaway. Tiny hundred year old babies. Little Johnny Smartsuit. Bruh or Bra? I don't like chick peeeeeeas. Definitely Moron. Basically a bean. The Larry P Meniscus Effect. I was a Scientist once, until I took a Cherrio in the meniscus. What can Brown do for you? Cool it, mouth!! Fueled by Vodka with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop

TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop

2024-12-0501:40:40

Dune: Slow Methodic Brainfart. Back to the Marvel Future. Cheerios Phenomenon. Vodka Holes. The Avengers and Robocop Save the Clocktower. Boston Creme Kryptonite. Does the Valance Match the Curtains? The Personal Massagers were the Friends we found along the way. Yummy Tucci. Ample reservoir. Red Fraggle Prophecy. Hydralisk pasta. Hostess Donut Crack. Boston cream on a stick. Am I super poor and stupid and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2746: A little Weezery

TMS 2746: A little Weezery

2024-12-0401:41:20

I Don't Like Smelling Kimchiiiiiiii. Welcome to Jupiter, would you like a slurpee? Stay in your circle Booby Nun. Lake Inferior. Edging the board with Dunaway. You had me at Buttered Bread. Costco Throngs. Increased Sensitivity but not in a Sexual Way. Jaw Stew. Roger with increased Frequency. Pokey End, Roundy End. President Dunzo. Father Mayham. Because Your Tech Tips Are On My Lips with Tom. Bang Bang Bang Bang Recommentals Bang Bang with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb Old Idiom. Killer Hamster Drove Away in a Kia Soul. Vin Di Bona. Poking the Cancerous Wax Ring. Botulism in a bag. Well you can EAT Boba! Grumpy Mike's. Hwak Tua Hamster. Bluey Gets a Meat Pie with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant

TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant

2024-12-0201:35:40

Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We need some good Christmas Cheese. Phoney Saxophones. 600 Years of Finger Crud. Bibles and Walkie Talkies. That's Horrible. Can I See It Again. Half pepperoni half frog please. Nano pasta. There's always room for LEGO. Lincoln's Top Hat or Some Shit. Feet photo funded collection. Pancrepe. Sharks Don't Kill You. Coconuts Do. Beware the Danger Closet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car

TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car

2024-11-2701:53:55

Flowers for Algebra. Make Turkey Gravy Again. Charcuterie Charade. Save Me the Turkey Butthole! Dillweed and Dunaway. Buzzing In My Special Place. Paradoxing Pinocchio. My Nose Grows Now. Leading you down the Nyquil path. The turkey IS the mascot. Rated R for Rural. Yellow Hat Cheaters. V is for Veronica... and Vendetta. Tech Time Without Tom. Easy mode Thanksgiving with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2742: Show and Yell

TMS 2742: Show and Yell

2024-11-2601:27:20

Barehand Turkey Ripper. You Want Disgusting? Here, Hold My Pizza Wine. Stuck Between Thomas And Nancy. Musty Ibbott. There Were TWO CHUCKS. You Lost Me At Toasted Oak. Totally gassed on the treads. Cork dork. It's All Dirt To Me, Dammit! No Longer Orange Theory, It's Law. Forget Coverville, Welcome to Funkytown. TMS: Generally Wholesome. Rubbing the EMU in. Never a beer has passed my face. Oliver the Frenchman with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers

TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers

2024-11-2501:20:19

Ariana Nacho Grande. Throw another emu on the barbie. Topless pen yelling. Wicked, the mini series. Nickleodeon acting. Whatever Throats Your Coat. Be prepared for Baboons! Blurred lines of dog sitting. Without the cameras it's just peeing. Defying NDA. The Cylons are Thirsty. Gallon O'Sauce. Man of Pause. OnlyCrosswordFans. Making Bobby blush and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

2024-11-2001:52:23

International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military grade eggs. I can haz Mu Deng. Hooch Policies. Trans Siberian Sabotage. Weird Ass Gizzards. Generic Old Men. Snatched from the jaws of Mulva. Rundle NOT Grundle. Shielding the Cable with Tom. Not a Chore with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt

TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt

2024-11-1901:18:39

Santa's Evil Brother. Watch Eventually List. Austin Butler City Limits. Pirate O's. Know Your Cassowary. Roll Out Magnatron! Nerd Porn. Low key tangent. it sounds MOIST. Eyepatch Marshmallows. Awkward and lame, but great. The 7 Day Death Rule. riding a rocket and slinging cereal. The Gossip Girl Diaries. Fun Kind Of Chaos With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an octopus sandwich? Chicken Masada War. 76 Trombones and Shark Attacks. Ohio Stargate is not Open. Hot Liquid Dirt. Scott is Losing his Threads. I don't like food covered in Peeeeeeeee!! Squirt the Ketchup Into the Thing. Rubber Ducky Farts. Accidentally doing porn. Paragons of Heroism with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

2024-11-1402:05:49

Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like Really Wanted To Know. TMS Maddening To Do. Maddening to Listen to. Lee Ermey Style. Cuckoo for Clocks. When the Big Fat Bugs DIE. Everything is Cancer. I'm Taking Your Ship, I'm Taking Your Ship, Nah Nah Nah. We know you're listening because you listen. Trading Apples for Cigarettes. OnionWars. Self words with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law Land. Show Up Till You Blow Up with Dunaway. A Nice, Cold Shire. A Coruscant of Disapproval. Don't Run for the Border with Tom. The Alphabetical Checkup. My Breast Friend. I Want My Frogpants Stanley-Like Cup. Three-fourths of the last three month's of fourth callers. Primark, Transform and Roll Out! Love the Sandwich, Fear the Meat. The Moose's Mouth is Full with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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