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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

2024-11-2002:09:22

International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military grade eggs. I can haz Mu Deng. Hooch Policies. Trans Siberian Sabotage. Weird Ass Gizzards. Generic Old Men. Snatched from the jaws of Mulva. Rundle NOT Grundle. Shielding the Cable with Tom. Not a Chore with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt

TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt

2024-11-1901:20:24

Santa's Evil Brother. Watch Eventually List. Austin Butler City Limits. Pirate O's. Know Your Cassowary. Roll Out Magnatron! Nerd Porn. Low key tangent. it sounds MOIST. Eyepatch Marshmallows. Awkward and lame, but great. The 7 Day Death Rule. riding a rocket and slinging cereal. The Gossip Girl Diaries. Fun Kind Of Chaos With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an octopus sandwich? Chicken Masada War. 76 Trombones and Shark Attacks. Ohio Stargate is not Open. Hot Liquid Dirt. Scott is Losing his Threads. I don't like food covered in Peeeeeeeee!! Squirt the Ketchup Into the Thing. Rubber Ducky Farts. Accidentally doing porn. Paragons of Heroism with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

2024-11-1402:06:10

Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like Really Wanted To Know. TMS Maddening To Do. Maddening to Listen to. Lee Ermey Style. Cuckoo for Clocks. When the Big Fat Bugs DIE. Everything is Cancer. I'm Taking Your Ship, I'm Taking Your Ship, Nah Nah Nah. We know you're listening because you listen. Trading Apples for Cigarettes. OnionWars. Self words with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law Land. Show Up Till You Blow Up with Dunaway. A Nice, Cold Shire. A Coruscant of Disapproval. Don't Run for the Border with Tom. The Alphabetical Checkup. My Breast Friend. I Want My Frogpants Stanley-Like Cup. Three-fourths of the last three month's of fourth callers. Primark, Transform and Roll Out! Love the Sandwich, Fear the Meat. The Moose's Mouth is Full with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Flamboyant Barista. Ancient Make-out Grounds. Isn't there a Duck called Penguin something. GoFundMe a Louisiana purchase. Hackberry Hill. Exorcising Horny Demons. TMSing Lovitz. Sexy Plexing. Bear Asprin. Kicking Scott's Ass In A Dark Alleyway. Top. Shelf. Andy Dick Fight. Beer in the morning, Beer at night! Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans. Short and Truncated with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2734: B Tier Vices

TMS 2734: B Tier Vices

2024-11-1101:17:43

Bad tasting font. A horizontal guy. Native dromedary. Tar pit buttered popcorn. Working Tingles. insufficient Vices. Is a car a puppet? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. The shuttlecock of the Confederacy. The TALIA Bot. Underaged 50 something. Bactrian Bacteria. Spicy Zelda Takes. Frisbee Pies. Everybody Chaka Kong. Rhesus pieces with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2733: Cheesey Weezy

TMS 2733: Cheesey Weezy

2024-11-0701:34:49

Brian checks his drawers. Is queso cheese cuz I like really wanted to know?????????? nipples on top of nipples. Mount me in the air. Jim Bro Mine. Astounding Moments of BAM! TMS Rave. No Nachos, No Oil, and No Lt. Yar! No Wires On Brian! Canavan caravan. It seems a little murdery. Deep fried wing beats. Special echo place. Even better becuase you can tuck it away. It just takes a little more of a rub down and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Tom Too Early For A Korean Taco. Flesh flakes. Is There a Ring game called Elden Something. Hard as balls with Dunaway. Dry ASS CHICKEN. Holy Poopin Wild Robot. 100% Vince Vaughn. People did butts in college. Wallow-Free Wednesday. Armenian track suit, mustard in the biscuits. Sweetness to the meat. Sometimes uncomfortable garbage hole. Tastes like Dinosaur. Vam-Pier with Brian. Twinkle Twinkle with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave

TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave

2024-11-0501:41:51

Eff that all the way up the Eff Mountain. Yoga pants and whatnots. John Cardboard Extra Speedo. I'm Type ABBA Blood. A little side prick. Judge Judy and Executioner. Take All Four Massive Ds. Do you even Orange Theory, Bro? Pulpy Woody Paper Thing. Emotional Support Canadians. Scott........ hates a parade. Forgot-Loose. The Pedro Rule. Retail Pooper. Sticking a wang on the end of it with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Turkey Straw. Are you ready to receive my limp, limp chip? The Great Vatican Pope Off. Poperection. Cutting open a bag with Occam's Razor. Bounty Bleacher Butt Boy. All of Scott's nightmares in one place. Bodily Fluid Lottery. Pirate High School Musical. Everyone Thought I Peeeeeeeeeeed. Anchorite? AnchorWRONG! Andre the Oil Checker. Doesn't have a hairy leg to stand on. Super-absorbent Teenager. Business Hair with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2729: Flip Lish Leesh

TMS 2729: Flip Lish Leesh

2024-10-3101:21:34

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. TMS with Scott and Stitch. The Business Part of the Costume. Leprechaun pick up line. Hallo is it Ween You're Looking For. Theoretical Crankage. Except for the Man Face. The Way of the Physics. Go eat a handful of bees! The most punchable face. Dracula Meets Rogan and Franco. Used peppermint chewing gum. Raising Pete. We Love Wesley's Disembodied Arm, With Monica. Keeping your hole warm with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2728: What is Arkanoid

TMS 2728: What is Arkanoid

2024-10-3001:41:28

Berkshire Von Elmer. Onion rings worth the shits. Old White Man Noise. Velveeta Apples. Come To The Coverville Grill. There Are FOUR PINGS! Omagoodness. Spinner on That Bastard. It's just Breakout. The Chappelle Roan Gaze. I Would Eat Poutiiiiiiine. The Mendoza Brothers. A lot of Bobs. The wings were sauced. Sad playlists are for only in the winter. Sadamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2727: Itchy No No

TMS 2727: Itchy No No

2024-10-2901:24:07

Preshowing into the Void. Honky Dong. Is it too early for a learning sandwich? Kevin can F his car. Attack of the Grow Light Tomatoes. Poop News w/ Dr. Gerry. We don't need no AI Cats! Grumbly Guts. Self induced diarrhea. Hocus Pocus not Focussed. Garbaggio in a bucket. That's a penguin? It looks like a bird. Just your blower. Erin Brockajean. Puckin fuppets with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2726: Loppity Hoppers

TMS 2726: Loppity Hoppers

2024-10-2801:21:30

Where’s my free stuff. Doink Doink! Bracing for Snow. Kia TARDIS. Incessant Talking is NOT a Sport. Eternal Head Planet. hungry for a guy on a guitar. Do You Even Lyft, Uber? Amazon Flex abili PEE. So You Can EAT REESE. Never insert your tape. Early Beef. It's been, Two weeks since you spoiled the show. my doctor gave me a protagonist last week, all good! Gettin' Grotesque with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Alopecian Trail. No Wendi, No Kim and No Lt Yar! Some Weird Baby with a Nostril Problem. Pet Porker Permit. Short Show, Scott Is Seeing A Vampire. Degenerate gambling with Ibbott. Governor Hook and Loop. The Ultimate Chick in a Bucket. White blobs, moose teeth and doll heads. Placenta Bay: Stay for the After Party. Lop-Earred Branded Rabbits. Poopy Neighbors. Forced into a squat. North South Wales. Slutty Bethesda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2724: Mowing Skeletons

TMS 2724: Mowing Skeletons

2024-10-2301:42:57

Thick Wide Margins. Veering Off into Hoo Hoo Ha. Show me your Money Balls. Chubby Guy from the Other Thing. Coke, Meth, Fentanyl, comics, and an Elantra, but no Lt. Yar. Dreamy Crusty Dirt. your dream is still in alpha. Night on Barefoot Mountain. The Most Hated of All the Pluses. Bosch: You Can't Knock Him Over. Eight Men in the Outfield. Trouble with the Curve is man problems. Ben Schwarmers. Shatner's disease with Tom. Knowing Recommentals before they were big with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2723: Zonal Splattage

TMS 2723: Zonal Splattage

2024-10-2201:16:23

Swooshes, Splats, and Dynamic Ribbon Devices. Bush Fish Update. Melodic in my Metal. The untamed baboon heart. Gotta Take a Dump to Be Sure. Stop liking us so much. Real Desparate Housewives. America's Heartthrob Steve Buscemi. Reboated the Rebot. Is it Randy or Sandy?! Static Fluctuation. Shawshank was, for sure shanked. Does the bathroom pass the smell test? HeckARecamental. Going on a Bender with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 2722: Soylent People

TMS 2722: Soylent People

2024-10-2101:28:50

I hate a Paraaaaaaaaaaaaade. Keep your clams clean. Say hello to my little kid. Horse Men doing Horse things. Night of the Living Dorks. Swiss Cheese Tooth. The Power of Signs Compels Thee. Murder Thy Neighbor. Inflatable Suit Randos. Peein the Dog. Fish tanks are not a problem. Cake That Looks Like Bread, Isn't That Pound Cake? The floats are throwing out candeeeeeeee. Oh I can make wind. The Tooth the Whole Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Broken Nose Whatshisname McGee. Topless Shoplifting. Teacher not a T-Shirt. You get No Sopa, No Ropa, and No Lieutenant Yar! Salem and Hutch. Brat Pack Adjacent. Predate Prey Love. Rating different Poops. Animal poo merit badge. Mashed Devil's Tower potatoes. sheen of goo. I still believe in greasy saxophone players. is there a horse in the attic? Neigh. A girl, a tree, and a piece of rebar. Hermititude with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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