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Author: Mortified Media and Radiotopia

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The Mortified Podcast is a storytelling series where adults share the embarrassing things they created as kids—diaries, letters, lyrics & beyond—in front of total strangers. PS: It totally likes you. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia, from PRX. Learn more at
196 Episodes
193: Dude Poets Society

193: Dude Poets Society


Can a poem win over a total stranger's heart? Find out what happens when desperate teenage boys pour their hearts out through poetry. Want more romance? Check out Boys DO Cry and Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You. Or just binge. Mortified is a very proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
Teenagers confront the notion of living out their parents’ wishes. A teenage girl feels confined by her parents’ narrow expectations. And when a teenage boy decides to go along with his dad’s expectations, he learns a lesson in how to rewrite his family history.  Featuring Nygel Turner, co-host of Adult-ISH from YR Media and Radiotopia. Binge, listen and laugh with all episodes of The Mortified Podcast.
To honor of 2020’s graduating class, we present the precocious kids that are Most Likely to Save Us from a Global Crisis. Binge Mortified. Support Mortified, by checking out Better Help, Mejuri, Article and Best Fiends who are supporting us during these crazy times. Mortified is a very proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Looking for other shows to binge, check out the great podcasts from Radiotopia.
190: I Need A Pep Talk

190: I Need A Pep Talk


Beat back the doldrums with tales of kids who provide a much needed pep talk. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Binge Mortified episodes.
189: Get Me Outta Here!

189: Get Me Outta Here!


For most of us, quarantine is a cake walk compared to being a teenager. Tales of kids who feel, like, totally trapped. Mortified is a very proud member of Radiotopia. Binge Mortified. This episode is supported by the online therapists at Better Help. In need of a therapist while stuck at home? Use code “Mortified” for a discount.
188: Kid Reporters

188: Kid Reporters


This just in! An episode about kids who report the news. The tale of a DC girl who grew up obsessed with Katie Couric; and a boy who thinks he’s Cleveland’s next great Anchorman. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Stuck home? Binge the podcast. Watch on Netflix. Or pre-order Mortified’s at-home card game.
Need a break from Quarantine? Bummed you can’t go out to live shows right now? We’ve got you covered! With this special surprise episode, immerse yourself in a recent Mortified Live event from Oakland, CA. The recording is only minimally edited to maximize the feeling of being at a live show inside your headphones. So sit back and imagine your spending the next hour+ surrounded by your friends in the Mortified community. Need more laughs? Binge Mortified: Podcast, TV. Also, join us on Zoom this Saturday, April 11th at 10pm EST (7pm PST) for Mortified’s QuaranTeen Angst — a totally free online event featuring live readings from some of our favorite Mortified alum. Plus some unexpected surprises. Registration is requested so that we can anticipate what head count to expect..
As we work together to overcome a global pandemic listen to teenage tales that demonstrate the power of the pack. A girl who finds inspiration from Los Angeles Lakers and the new kid in school tries to join any and every club. (And stay safe!) Stuck at home? Too many dishes to wash? Binge Mortified. Mortified is a very proud team member fo Radiotopia from PRX.
185: Horse Girls

185: Horse Girls


What goes on inside the diary of a horse girl? Mortified celebrates the girls who’s affinity for horses knows no bounds. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Stuck inside? Binge Mortified. Don’t miss FoxGlory123’s amazing youtube series Vengeance Rain. Season 1 - All eps//Season 2 premiere! Try and/or learn about meditation with our friends at Ten Percent Happier.
Epic teenage tales where a moment changes your life forever. This episode is part of a network-wide project to welcome the Over the Road podcast to Radiotopia family. Binge other episodes of Mortified. This episode is made with support from Upstate Elevator. Use code “Mortified” to redeem a special offer.
What's it like to come of age in a trailer park? Hear the journals of a tough girl who wanted to be popular. Plus a girl who dreamt of her first kiss at the trailer park. Binge all Mortified episodes. This episode is supported by our friends at Upstate Elevator Supply Co. Use code “Mortified” to receive exclusive discount.
The awkward writings of first generation Persian-American teenagers. Listen to all episodes @ Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Use code “Mortified” to redeem this great offer from our supporters at Imperfect Foods.
If Cats or Rise of Skywalker ruined your holiday season, help is on the way. A boy writes a passionate defense of his favorite Star Wars film after critics trash it. The teenage journals of a “Cats” fanatic. Binge episodes @ Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
180: Kiss Me, Dammit

180: Kiss Me, Dammit


All those make out sessions with your pillow and practicing in the mirror are about to payoff. This week, the anticipation, hysteria and fall out of kissing for the very first time. Binge all eps at Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
What's it like to hang out with the Radiotopia family? Helen and Martin from The Allusionist join the Mortified gang to play a super fun party game in honor of Radiotopia and the holiday season. Support independent podcasting. Donate to Radiotopia today! And play along with us by watching/renting* Dear Diary, I Died *on Youtube.
Some teenagers play football but others are slaying dragons. This week we pay tribute to the kids who spent their childhoods immersed in Dungeons and Dragons. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Show your support for Mortified by donating to the Radiotopia annual fundraiser at Binge all eps at
Kids who sound like they've miraculously skipped puberty and went straight to menopause. What happens when your childhood diary sounds less like a kid and more like something your Aunt Sheila would say. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Binge all eps at Make your mark. Go to to donate today.
Celebrate the holidays with some quality family time. It’s tales of teenagers who have zero patience for their family. Binge all eps @ Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Check out these special holiday offers from our supporters: Better Help, Article, Uncommon Goods.
Can the strange songs we wrote as kids be transformed into pop gold? Mortified presents a music competition unlike any other that pits awkward teenage lyrics in a battle for musical supremacy. Featuring Jackie Tohn, Blake Lewis and Elliott Yamin of American Idol fame. Listen to all eps @ The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
Tales of hormone-fueled teenagers who are so busy sweating the details of getting busy.  Featuring: Erotic fiction written by a horny virgin. The Tale of a girl whose trying to figure out the mechanics of her first physical relationship. Listen to all eps at Find other Mortified episodes about teen sexual confusion. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
Comments (31)


Love the show, but the short episodes mean the "fluff" ratio (advertisements, theme somg, etc) is pretty awful. Do you REALLY need 2X ads for a whopping ~15 minutes?

Apr 26th

Jennifer Gilbert

from a lifelong Blockhead in the UK I absolutely loved this episode. I can relate to all the feelings and dreams these girls had. I am STILL holding out to be the next Mrs McIntyre!

Oct 26th


Margo's diary is my all time favorite

Oct 7th

Emilie Sandell

I cried so hard.

May 6th

Heather Glenn

This is my very favorite episode. This girl is hilarious and I'd love to hear more of her diary entries haha 😂😂

Mar 14th

Soozie Z

hey, Mortified, no one wants to hear people crunching food into a mic! JFC never do that again, please!

Feb 8th



Jan 22nd

Michele Zorzi

For a hilarious take on this theme, watch the Australian movie Boytown.

Jan 11th

Wendy Wendt

i absolutely love this podcast!!! 3💗

Jan 4th

Lim Mao

I'm dying of laughter!! This was great!

Oct 24th

Daniela Rizzuto

very funny podcast

Sep 2nd

Hawaii Horticulture

TNT 00the 9

Aug 4th

Mounder Blue

Thank you i needed the laugh

Jul 28th

Mounder Blue

Frickin Hilarious Reminds me of my Lovely Sisters

Jul 28th

Mounder Blue

Dude this is the funniest shit I've heard on a podcast Amigo of the year😆😆

Jul 27th


Very enjoyable podcast!! 👌

May 13th

Alexandra Hrishov


Mar 10th
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Kelli Frayer

it's a great pod cast for making me and my husband a great laugh.

Mar 7th

Hilary J

gave up because of the long ads, never made it to the content

Nov 22nd

Jennifer Duffy Russell

Great stories, but the same LONG annoying ad in the beginning of them.

Oct 20th
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