Send us a textOh boy, do we have a massive one for you this week! We even posted up in the basement of the Alamo to watch this one. There aren't proper words than can be said about this legendary movie that’ll do it any justice. Our old friend, and prior guest on the pod, Michael Batton (aka Buddah Jones 3000), returns for this episode. So, without further ado, join us as we discuss Pee Wee’s Big Adventure!Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias Stuff: Instagram: https://ww...
Send us a textWe wrote a movie! Jason Voorhees was traveling to see Allison’s yabbos. We aren’t sure of the distance. Gary Riley was in the movie, of course. Shrout was LIVID regarding the possibility that we might mix Halloween and Christmas in this movie. Jason got super hungry, like as hungry as four dudes. He had a craving for cow’s milk. He also asked for salt, so someone had to get it from the highest possible cabinet in the kitchen, at the very back, where it was totally out of reach. ...
Send us a textHappy Halloween, friends and enemies! This one is about a Disney movie that talks a whole hell of a lot about virgins, which is really weird. So, there’s this virgin, who hasn’t had sex yet. He meets this girl at school who he is totally into, especially since he’s a virgin that hasn't had sex yet. This virgin takes his sister trick or treating, and runs into the girl that he likes. They all decide to go to this witch house. Instead of not being a virgin anymore, he lights this ...
Send us a textHey y’all. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch. Andy harnesses Mama Fratelli. Scatman John makes an appearance. Not only does Shrout not like football, he actively HATES it. Maybe it’s a result of the way his mom spoke to him when he was a kid. He really needs to find the safe where his humor lives, and unlock that shit. Dr. Pibb. Chris Farley is, pound for pound, better. You’d take your medicine if you knew what was good for you (but stay away from speedball...
Send us a textWhe are The Movie Roulette Podcast, and whe like to party. Whe are the ONLY hwones who party. Whait, whe can’t ALL party. OK, let’s party! Now, on to the episode! Rod whants to be the best stuntman ever. The problem is that he sucks. He also whants to kick his stepfather’s ass to gain his respect. The problem is that his stepfather needs a heart transplant, which is not covered by insurance. Whith help from his crewh, his crush, and the powher of the flaming crocodile claw, Rod ...
Send us a textHey friends and cohorts! What would your secret knock be? Maybe the Firestorm intro?! We have a Yankees rap for your aural enjoyment. Slammy Sosa approves. Falling cameras. Sic balls! Can you believe Andy actually thinks Shrout and Jason can’t read?! He’s the one reading The Body (For Dummies). The funny thing is, he can’t remember names. What a cock knocker.Support the showFollow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias Stuff: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the...
Send us a textDick Dreyfuss here! How are ya? Some kids catch wind of a dead kid that was found along the railroad tracks far from town. (The poor bastard got hit by a train while picking blueberries). They decide to journey to the dead body so they can see it. Excitement, craziness, and bonding all happen along the way. Three things before I leave you… 1. You get two for flinching. 2. Chris Chambers never misses. 3. Andy bought the book, Andy read the book, and Andy brings up the book every ...
Send us a textCome on! We’re going on a road trip out west, to Nilbog Valley. Bill Brasky and Ricky Sweats are coming with us. (Wait, who?) Anyway, they have these kid casinos out there, but folks are trying to have them shut down due to the kids getting addicted to candy bars, bubble gum, and licorice. Oh, and maybe for employing underage candy servers. Johnny Love will be performing a set during open mic at the casino bar. Oddly enough, they serve beer. Why ask why? (Try Bud Dry!) Along the...
Send us a textThis week, we’ve got one that may or may not be based on Andy’s childhood experiences. A few kids go on the road trip of their lives, on their way to compete in Video Armageddon, the ultimate video game competition. Along the way, they encounter (and try to escape from) all kinds of characters, from family, to creepy private investigators, to teenage bullies, to the ultimate gamer (he brings out our bully instincts due to the actor being a real life creep), hustling anyone they ...
Send us a textOh, look! A cute little episode! Ghost In The Corner drops some knowledge. Rag-tag sports movies are 12 for ten cents. Mike Myers! Everybody wanted the guy from Smashmouth to die, didn’t they? Andy tries to wax intellectual about Moby Dick, but he has never even read it. Shrout gets all worked up over sports team locations. Jose Oquendo, Carlos Baerga. Gleeking. Why would you say “don’t”, when it already happened?! It doesn’t even matter. As Jason always says, we’ll blow it in t...
Send us a textIt’s 1989, and the Cleveland Indians suck. The owner dies, leaving the team to his wife, who wants to sink the team and move them to Miami. She attempts to do this by putting together a roster of aging veterans past their prime, unproven rookies, and some other oddball guys who probably shouldn’t be in the bigs. They are terrible at first, but then the rag-tag bunch manages to win a few, ultimately smashing any hopes the new owner has of relocating. It’s a star studded cast, inc...
Send us a textAllow us to take you to weird places in this little jammer! Hassling bar patrons. Airsoft guns. The “fuck you horseshoe”. Bullets and water. The University Of “Melbun”. Theories on how Kim Cattrall got her part. Best table smashes. A pistol that shoots…jelly. Andy can’t even talk shit without stuttering. Jason tells us a story of the most hilariously terrible and embarrassing frontman of a band that he’s ever seen. You get caught up in the…FRUIT SODA! Oh, and Hollywood tried cal...
Send us a textHey folks, Jack Burton here. I’m just talkin’ to whoever is listenin’ out there. Some crazy shenanigans are afoot in Chinatown. Green eyed girls are being kidnapped. Who’s to blame? Gangs of martial artists, storms in human form, supernatural beings, magic, and even Krang himself is involved! Will our friends make it through all the fights and the weird buildings that seem to hold water without explanation? Hop on the Pork-Chop Express and take a ride with us as we discuss Big T...
Send us a textIt’s been a while since we’ve been on dick patrol, but rest assured, we are in this one. Boody traps? Booby traps! Ranking Corey Feldman’s work. Ranking Raphael as a ninja turtle. Beta Max? Rare and under-appreciated ice cream flavors. Putting bros in their place. Alice In Chains done acapella. Oh, and LOTS of actual Goonies stuff that didn’t fit in the main episode. We offer variety, just like Swensen’s! COME.Support the showFollow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social M...
Send us a textOk everyone, repeat after me… “I will never betray my Goon Dock friends. We will stick together until the whole world ends. Through heaven, and hell, and nuclear war. Good pals like us, will stick like tar. In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies. I am proudly declared one of the Goonies!” We don’t need to convince you to listen to this one, because it’s a massive episode. Grab a Baby Ruth, or some Rocky…Road? And join us as we discuss the legendary classic; T...
Send us a textHey, Judgy Judgerson! Are you folks bummed when we burp on the mics? There is something seriously wrong with getting picked up at the airport, and then having to drive home. Shonash Ravine. Separating the art and the artist. Smoking that pot in the back of McDonald’s. Don’t even get Shrout started on the Dr Pepper / Pibb Xtra discussion. Kid free is the way to be! The ultimate psych out. It’s all here! Just go in!Support the showFollow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Socia...
Send us a textHowdy partners! Let me go ahead and tell y’all a little tale about three guys that are your typical rich assholes that have good lives… well, not one of them, he found himself in a little trouble with the Mrs., if ya know what I mean. But anyways, theys done decided to go on a little cattle drive to make themselves feel better or somethin’… you know, the type of shit rich assholes do when theys get bored. So, theys meet a bunch of real men and learn a little bit about themselves...
Send us a textThis one is all over the place. YEAH. Lots of music talk. Heavy TVs. Brown sugar. Whiskey roulette. Omaha. Semen retention. Rancid. YEAH. Jason gets confused. Shrout is a gatekeeper. Are Andy’s dogs lighting fireworks upstairs? Are they unloading the dishwasher? Whoa. Heaven let your light shine down.Did You Hear About This?This humorous pop culture podcast discusses the latest retro stories and pop culture news.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showFollow Us E...
Send us a textHello friends. Nice of you to join us. In this movie, a high school student moves to a town that is located on an island, and befriends a long-haired guy, Powder, and a thoroughly sultry girl (who, in any real high school, would be one of the most popular girls). I apologize. Back to the task at hand. This student falls in with the wrong crowd, and even though the best students in school, the Blue Ribbons, try and bring him onto the good side, he ruins everything by befriending ...
Send us a textWelcome to pronunciation station with TMRP! The Problem Child franchise. Colon blow. Barking spiders. Cantaloupe in a courtroom. Sweat pants. Breakaway pants. Gym clothes. Scooter kids with stupid dorky mohawks on their helmets. Rollerblading? Yes, rollerblading. LOL.Did You Hear About This?This humorous pop culture podcast discusses the latest retro stories and pop culture news.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the showFollow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You ...