Not only will we be sharing the latest stories in news and entertainment, but today's broadcast will also feature a trunk show! We will also be apologizing for forgetting to refer to Listener Appreciation Day which was the theme for Tuesday's show.
WHAT A SHOW THIS WILL BE! We promised a cavalcade of big stars and surprises and here at The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy we don't make promises unless we want more listeners, so join us for a power-packed hour of news updates, inspiration, education and life coaching. We will be featuring our popular segments such as 'Match Game '09 With Nancy' and of course, 'Dutch Word of the Day' along with up-to-the-minute news reports. As if that wasn't enough, we will also be featuring surprise after surprise after surprise. So put down that drill or horseshoe or pen or hoe or whatever tools you happen to be using, make yourself a pickle and pimiento loaf sandwich and join us!
AN HISTORICAL BROADCAST! This will be the first time we've had our Wednesday night show on a Tuesday morning! You spoke, we listened. In order to make it easier for our listeners to juggle their hobbies, crafts and "me" time, our Wednesday evening broadcasts will now be airing Tuesday and Thursday mornings at 10AM EST, 7AM Pacific. Be prepared for a new season of the same uplifting and inspirational shows you've come to expect from The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy as well as a shocking celebrity guest line-up and many more surprises. Nancy and Kathy of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy would like to take this opportunity to wish all of our Lutheran listeners a happy Martin Luther Day! Lutherans are awesome. With love and great affection, Nancy and Kathy
LIVE FROM TIMES SQUARE! In order to gauge voter interest in his bid for the presidency in the 2009 election, our quality assurance director Fred Frito will join us via satellite from the heart of Manhattan where he will be conducting man-on-the-street interviews. Join us and be part of the grassroots effort to elect Fred Frito in November. YES WE CAN!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Join us for our most important show yet! We will be celebrating the beginning of the new year with a cavalcade of guests. Resolve to make The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy your highest priority in the coming year.
SURPRISE SURPRISE! Because of all of the emails we received asking us to reschedule rather than cancel our shows this week, we will be broadcasting live today at 11AM EST and 8AM Pacific for a bonus show! Our gift to you. Join us for an hour of Christmas fun and merriment and find out which one of us pooped a perfect S this week. Also, for those of you who track our menstrual cycles, last show's cliffhanger will be resolved as we announce whether or not Kathy got her period yet. Your opinion matters to us, so please call in and throw up your thoughts. Love, Nancy and Kathy of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy P.S. We cannot tell you if one or both of The Smothers Brothers will be calling in today because it's a surprise.
IT'S OUR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS SHOW! Anyone who misses this episode of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy has no one but themselves to blame. Join Nancy and Kathy and guests JJ - Executive Producer, Fred Frito - Head of Quality Assurance for The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy, Stanislaus and Cletis, Bobby Bigfart and hopefully The Smothers Brothers for an action-packed hour of Christmas cheer and handbells.
It's our annual Get Ready For Christmas show! We will be playing I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas in its entirety and our whole show will be dedicated to bringing holiday cheer. Deck those halls with boughs of holly or wrap presents and let Nancy and Kathy of The Nancy and Kathy Show handle the Christmas spirit for you. Tonight's guests will include our Executive Producer JJ, famed con man Fred Frito, Bobby Bigfart, JD, the disgruntled fan and possibly one or both of The Smothers Brothers. Tonight is sure to be a holiday classic so we recommend that you download it to your iPod. Also, if you know how to pronounce Blagojevich, please call in and share your pronunciation with us. Blessings and namath, Nancy and Kathy of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy
Don't miss this very special episode of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy. Today's show features an extensive interview with famed con man Fred Brito. Fred's credits include the Dr. Phil show and Dateline NBC. Pour yourself some eggnog or hot chocolate and get into the Christmas spirit by listening to us chitchat with Fred about everything from Christmas sweaters to the time he served in the slammer for grand theft auto. Also, today is our annual Around The World With Nancy and Kathy show and we will be featuring representatives from each of the seven continents who will share with us their holiday customs as well as any stories they may have about handbell choirs in their area. Please don't miss this ode to international holidays and handbells. Also, if you would like to represent your continent, please contact us here on our website. A show for the whole family to enjoy whilst decking the halls.
Important Announcement! Due to various handbell practices throughout the country, today's show will be airing two hours earlier than our normal Saturday time slot. Assemble your families, bring the kids in and tune in free of charge at 1:00PM EST and 10:00 AM Pacific for an extravaganza that will make you a better person and a better holiday celebrator. Today's broadcast will include hints on inccrporating silverfish into your holiday decor and other ways to make lemons out of lemonade. You may even call in and share your special holiday hints or stories from when you were part of a handbell choir or maybe even family traditions that mean a lot to you. Please spend the hour preceding the show calling all your friends to tell them about this special episode. Caring is sharing.
. *****DOUBLE HEADER*****Don't miss our guest appearance on The Wrong Angle this Saturday at 12 EST!Then join us at 3pm EST when our own show will be broadcast live from our studios in Burbank, California. Nancy and Kathy have just returned from The Bilderberg Group convention and we'll be sharing stories of antics and tomfoolery that went on with our fellow Bilderbergerites, so tune in for a rollicking hour of multinational cooperation and shenanigans. Join us!
Tonight's show promises to be our best show yet. In celebration of our Executive Producer JJ's birthday, we will have a live band! Also, representatives from the Handbell Support Group community will be here to give tips on surviving the holidays when you're part of a handbell choir. This will be a broadcast you won't want to miss!
IT'S TED DANSON WEDNESDAY! The topic for tonight's show is Ted Danson. Love, Nancy and Kathy
*****IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT****It has come to our attention that aspects of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy have been deemed derogatory and controversial, including but not limited to the title of our show. We apologize to all we have offended and starting with today's show, we are committed to mainstreamism. Some of our regular segments will have a different flavor as we do everything we can to make The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy the least offensive show on Blogtalk. For instance, in our Gas Prices Around the Country segment we will not be mentioning the names of places, just the gas prices. Also, we will make only positive remarks about people mentioned in our Celebrity Birthdays segment. We ask that our callers join us in avoiding negativity and keep comments that could be considered controversial or derogatory to themselves. Thanks, Nancy and Kathy of The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy.*****As our country is in the midst of this horrific Second Great Depression, we here at The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy are aware of how important it is that we do our part to keep everyone in good spirits, so we will be extending our Words of Inspiration segment from one minute to two for tonight's broadcast.
GALACTORRHEA IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. Listeners to today's show will receive a free "Thought For The Day". Email proof you tuned in and we will reply to you with a meaningful and poignant message or cliche. Love, Nancy and Kathy *****FORMAT SCHEDULE!!!*****Introduction until 2 minutes after the hour: Welcome and Introduction/2 minutes after the hour: Find yourself wondering about the personal lives of Nancy and Kathy? Nancy and Kathy will be sharing anecdotes and stories from their personal lives that will include anecdotes and stories from their personal lives/8 minutes after the hour: Handbell choir support group information/10 minutes after the hour: Website of the Week sweepstakes announcement/11 minutes after the hour: Deal of the Day/ 12 minutes after the hour: Celebrity birthdays/17 minutes after the hour: This portion of the show will be devoted to taking calls from our listeners about the topic of the day/50 minutes after the hour: Words of Inspiration/51 minutes after the hour: Shout-outs/58 minutes after the hour: Announcements about upcoming shows, philanthropic news, wrapping it up. ***** UPDATE! Today's show is dedicated to Richard Carpenter who is 62 years young. Keep up the good work, Richard!
*****IMPORTANT*****As you all know by now, we have decided to incorporate a format into The Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy to optimize the radio show experience for our listeners. On Saturday's show, we will launch our new schedule-based format and as time goes on, we can tweak it as necessary. SATURDAYS SHOW: Beginning until 2 minutes after the hour: Welcome and Introduction 2 minutes after the hour through 8 minutes after the hour: Find yourself wondering about the personal lives of Nancy and Kathy? Nancy and Kathy will be sharing anecdotes and stories from their personal lives that will include anecdotes and stories from their personal lives. 8 minutes after the hour through 10 minutes after the hour: Handbell choir support group information 10 minutes after the hour through 12 minutes after the hour: WEBSITE OF THE WEEK announcement will be made at this time 12 minutes after the hour until 50 minutes after the hour: This portion of the show will be devoted to taking calls from our listeners. The topic for this show will be the catastrophic economic events that have led to the most horrific and hopeless time in our nation's history. We would love to hear tales of foreclosure and extensive credit card debt and bankruptcy. Here at the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy, we want to be a rock on which the terrible state of the economy may lay its weary head so we can help raise awareness regarding the desperation and hopelessness of this horrible, horrible time. 50 minutes after the hour to 51 minutes after the hour: Inspirational words 51 minutes after the hour until 53 minutes after the hour: Shout outs. 53 minutes after the hour until 58 minutes of the hour: Announcements regarding future shows and philanthropic news 58 minutes after the hour until the end of the show: Thanks yous and goodbyes and winding things up. Thanks, Nancy and Kathy of the Kathy and Nancy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy
*****UPDATE*****In light of the serious nature of recent events regarding our nation's economy, Blogtalk has asked us to consider airing two shows a week. Tune in to today's show where we will update our beloved audience. This episode of the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy will also be featuring surprise guests and other surprising things. If you don't want to miss out on all the surprises, rearrange your schedule and make this show a priority so you can be a part of a show that is sure to surprise all our listeners. Also, be advised that many handbell choirs across the country will be starting around this time to prepare for Christmas concerts. Allow an extra few minutes to get to your destinations. Love, Nancy and Kathy of the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy *****UPDATE*****Here at the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy, we will not be endorsing either Biden or the Alaskan lady because we want our show to be a comforting haven for listeners to spurt. We love Republicans and Democrats equally and think of both as family. Love, Nancy and Kathy of the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy
Check out the show that is sweeping the nation. Client-free life coaches Nancy and Kathy are here to help you with any problems or questions you may have and our help will be based on The Secret and the law of attraction and squat-and-grunt therapy. In recent weeks we have added Canadians and other surprise guests. Put aside negative comments that might be circulating about our show and listen for yourself. *****UPDATE***** As most of you already know, Nancy and Kathy will be turning 44 in February. Nancy and Kathy of the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy implore you to keep potential celebration plans minimal and tasteful. Thanks, Nancy and Kathy *****UPDATE*****In today's show, we will explore the issue of self-righteous hypocrites. Join us!*****UPDATE*****This show will be featuring the long anticipated performance of the new song called Dahmer Redeemed Himself. Don't miss it! Love, Nancy and Kathy *****UPDATE*****Tune in to hear new executive producer Barbara who will be sharing with us her vision for the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy!*****UPDATE*****Vocalists Nancy and Kathy will be debuting their new single Dahmer Redeemed Himself on today's show!! Don't forget your iPods!
If we don't know a lot about our show that airs on the 6th, how in the world do you expect us to know about this one? Look. Here at the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy, we're in the middle of major staff changes so our audience is going to need to just be patient and deal with it. Thanks, Nancy and Kathy *****UPDATE*****BIG NEWS*****THIS JUST IN***** This is a show you will not want to miss. Special guest Ernest Borgnine will possibly be our special guest for this special hour with Ernest Borgnine! Nancy and Kathy *****UPDATE*****Because Ernest Borgnine will be our special guest today, the producers of the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy have proclaimed that today will be Ernest Borgnine Day at the Nancy and Kathy Show Starring Kathy and Nancy. Love, Nancy and Kathy