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The Neatcast
Author: Jeremy, Zack, Mike
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Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcas...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about. The scourge know as "Bicyclists." Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagra...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER CLUCKERS. It's the Neatcast's final SUPER-SIZED Thanksgiving episode before Christmas rants start! On today's clucking episode, we talk about: Guess What AI companies are tricking our oldest, most out of touch actors! ....But NOT Morgan Freeman! A list of your favorite Thanksgiving movies! Yes, there's more than 0! Even Weirder We live in Hell. We skipped the sixth sens...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're closing in on our Christmas rants, but until then, the Turkey Month run of full episodes continues WITH: Guess What Country Music's number one song on digital is completely made from AI! BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL! Your Goopy Gift Guide J-Law and Emma Stone teaming up with their biggest co-star yet! Pray for the ones who have to cast Jessica Rabbit in this new movie DRAMA ON THE RED CARP...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back again with a HOT FULL EPISODE, where we talk about... Guess What Guy accidentally gets all his co-worker's pay...is not very honest about it! Can't put down your phone? PUMP THOSE MUSCLES INSTEAD. Oreo's is committing war crimes again. Even Weirder Kangaroo flexes on all of us What do YOU believe in?? Yet another UFO sighting A Pocong attacks! Beyond The Pale It's all abou...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's a FULL LENGTH episode with EVERY SEGMENT and ALL THREE HOSTS, for the first time in 1,000 years! Guess What Kourtney Kardashian is slinging hoo-ha Lollipops! Get your Chic-Fil-A sandwich less fresh than ever! Iowa's Husband Calling Contest (turn that audio UP) Even Weirder A strange light in the sky Would you buy a Haunted House? 10 Signs Your Home May Be Haunted What are your od...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with out Annual Halloween Special where we all go Beyond the Pale Jer's Spook Stories about people for other dimensions or possibly...time? Zack's Spook A Compendium of Creatures Too Sad to Be Scary. Mike's Spook We learn all about the Waverly Hills Sanatorium and a spook resident known as The Creeper.
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy returns, and he's brought carnival stories! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CARNIVAL STORIES. Also: Guess What We're all living through the Slop-pacolypse The CEO of ticketmaster thinks you're RIPPING HIM OFF. The scariest movies, according to SCIENCE Even Weirder Man calls police on wife because she transforms into a cobra! Driver blames crash on Chupacabra Understand dog-language with AI Caveme...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. This week, the other half of You Didn't Ask for This, Matt, joins us until Jer gets back from the Fair. And also...why does Jer hate Matt so much that he's never around when he visits? Guess What/Even Weirder Have you run the Taco Bell 50k? That's one place to keep your thermos... Earn $5,000 to Hunt Ghosts. MIKE...get in on this. Fire in the sky over Las Vegas! Beyond The Pale That awesome 90's cartoon Gargoyles! No wait, those weren't REAL...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Eric from You Didn't Ask for This joins us for some fun while Jer is playing at the Fair. Guess What/Even Weirder What if your alarm clock was SMELLY? A new actress is ALSO a sign of the end times! AI is doing a bad job taking your order Ancient cave painting of human meeting alien in most awkward way possible! Sun gets a LITTLE too excited to see 31/Atlas Beyond The Pale The TRUE STORY of the Mongolian Death Worm! Whatcha We play a game of ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. No full episode this week, but instead we have a SMATTERING of Yokai for the boys to comment on, as well as some listener mail (this is the REAL creepy part of the episode). Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Foll...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Get yourself a THRILLTERNSHIP The Toy Hall of Fame's list, made by a 300 year old man Even Weirder It landed in my truck, it's not human! Aliens are driving around in gigantic English letters again... New BUGA SPHERE news! Beyond The Pale The Beast of Brusco! A turtle that could do nothing but take Massive W's when put head to head against a angry landowner... Whatcha Are these B...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Everything Pumpkin Spice Pay to attend a wedding? More Wedding Assery Even Weirder Cryptid Ice Cream Flavors Emotional Support Gator Conjuring House Up For Auction Tentacle Meteorite UAP Missile Video Beyond The Pale Mike Talks About the Ninni Nakka Whatcha Mike plays 80's video dating matchmaker Brett Donna Bird Lady Wendy Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Another week without Jer...whatever will we do? Well, we found Erik Slader from...all the Podcasts EVER and world renowned author! He took time out of his busy schedule to talk more shenanigans with us. Guess Even Weirder Lego's Most Expensive Lego? Congress UFO Hearing...again? Guinness World Record for RUNNING on Lego Bricks Learn About Tiiiime Crystaaals Tyson v. Mayweather Pony Stealing Eagles Beyond the Pale Mike tells us about Gnomes. ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Hey hey, kids! D.T. From Space Castle joins us for an episode that will take you back to your childhood! First, with Chuck E. Cheese being arrested, then with a bunch of cartoon shows you probably never watched! Also, a guy gropes an alien! Guess What Kraft and Heinz are separating, Jer is on suicide watch Dictionary.com adds 1200 new "words" Over 70 piles of cremated remains found in the DESERT of all places! Charles Entertainment Cheese ar...











